After bidding farewell to the scumbag, I was stuck with a loincloth by the tyrant smuggler

Lin Xi suddenly thought of a very ancient meme. The world is so crazy that even a mouse can be a bridesmaid for a cat.

And her best friend's boyfriend turns out to be not a human, but a snake demon.

"Please tell me to slow down this news. It's too shocking for me. I really can't digest it for a while. How is this possible? He looks no different from a normal human being."

"Because he has been practicing for more than 1000 years, he certainly looks no different from a normal person, and there are also differences between him and the great monsters who practice. You can regard him as a genius among monsters.

But the biggest problem between the two of us now is not that I am a human and he is a monster, it is another problem. "

After Gu Yan finished speaking, Lin Xi really felt that her CPU was about to burn out.

"This is not the biggest problem between you two. There are other problems between you. Help! You are reproductive isolation. This is not the biggest problem. So what other problems are there?"

Gu Yan held her forehead, not blaming her best friend for thinking about reproductive isolation at this time.

"Oh, anyway, we haven't reached the point you mentioned yet. The most important thing now is that he may be separated from me forever after a while, so I don't know how to face this problem now.

Every day when I open my eyes, it proves that there is another day missing between me and him. "

Lin Xi was confused by what she was saying. For a moment, she didn't quite understand what her best friend was talking about. What did it mean to miss her day after day?
"I don't quite understand what you mean is that he wants to leave you, but what is the reason?"

"He is preparing to ascend to immortality. To put it bluntly, he wants to be a civil servant in the heavenly realm. Now he wants to go ashore and kill the person he likes first."

Gu Yan was still in the mood to joke at this time, but Lin Xi didn't expect it.

"My brain isn't working fast enough right now and I have to digest what you said to me. So what you mean is that he can't stay by your side if he becomes a god. You two want to have a long-distance relationship?"

"This is a god-damn long-distance relationship. What else is there to love? Gods don't allow love."

Gu Yan was almost amused by his best friend.

Lin Xi had been planting coal for a long time and didn't know what to say. After all, this kind of thing completely touched his knowledge blind spot.

"Baby, I feel quite useless now. I don't know how to respond to what you said. The most important thing is how can I help you share your pressure?

If you can't have a long-distance relationship and separation is a life-and-death situation. Doesn't that make him give up some kind of ascension? He just needs to be his monster, and you can be your person. Wouldn’t it be great for the two of you to be together? "

"You are really my best friend. Just open your mouth and ask others to give up their ascension. Think about it, he has lived for more than 1000 years. His goal for these 1000 years is to become a god.

The dilemma now is that he can't give up being a god, what about me? You can't cultivate immortality for him, I'm a mortal. So we just reached some kind of tacit understanding and knew that we were going to separate. You said everyone is an adult. It didn't take long for him and I to express our feelings to each other. It seemed like we couldn't live without each other.

Love is a very annoying thing. If I had known this thing was so troublesome, I shouldn't have had anything to do with him in the first place.

Of course, I have never said these words in front of him. After all, they are too negative emotions. Saying them makes both of us uncomfortable. I don’t know what’s wrong tonight. I always feel uncomfortable in my heart, so the things I think about are negative. Just treat it as my casual remarks. "

This was said casually, but it was so exciting. I really didn’t expect that such a dramatic thing would happen to me, my God!

"Baby, I'm still trying to digest what you just told me. I'm wondering if Professor Fu knows that his good friend is not a human being? I really feel like I'm scolding Huo Junlin when I say this."

Lin Xi couldn't help but laugh after saying this.

Gu Yan was originally a little depressed. After hearing my best friend laugh, I couldn't help but laugh a few times too. Sure enough, happiness is contagious.

"My brother-in-law must not know, otherwise, he would never have sent me to him to be a life assistant. At first, he just thought that I could learn something, but now... maybe this is what is in metaphysics It's fate, the two of us should have such a calamity with each other."

That being said, what if it’s a good fate?

"I think he still has a chance to ascend anyway. Then he can wait until you die before practicing hard. There are more ways than difficulties, right? Can you two just bear to watch each other disappear into each other's world?"

It's not that what Lin Xi said has never been thought of, it's just that the other party seems to have a reason not to delay.

"Although I haven't asked carefully, they must say that it is timely. If you miss this time, then you don't know when the next time will be. What if it is hundreds of years later, won't this delay others' affairs? I don’t want to be a stumbling block to other people’s careers.”

"Bah, bah, bah, what kind of stumbling block are you? Is there such a beautiful stumbling block as you? I do think there is no room for relaxation between you. Don't be so pessimistic, just think that you are getting worse day by day.

And you just said that he lived for more than 1000 years, so he must have seen many more things than us. You will definitely think of a perfect way to solve the problem between the two of you, so what you have to do now is not to be anxious, but to quietly enjoy the good time with him. "

Although Lin Xi's words were more comforting, they made Gu Yan feel a lot better.

"As expected, it has to be you, my darling. Having said so many words has made me feel a lot better, at least I am not so anxious. He is on a business trip now, and I am alone in the manor. So it is possible It’s easy to think about a few things and always think about random and useless things.

Before, I took him back to my old house. My parents were very surprised and thought we were getting married. In fact, I just want them to feel at ease first. Then pretend that there is some disagreement between the two people and break up peacefully. This looks like a very ordinary and normal love. "

Lin Xi didn't need to sigh, but she couldn't immediately come to Gu Yan's side to comfort her.

"I know now that you must be very sad, otherwise you wouldn't have arranged everything so perfectly, just because you don't want there to be no regrets between you. I mean, if that was possible... maybe he would be willing to give up for you. What about those?”