After bidding farewell to the scumbag, I was stuck with a loincloth by the tyrant smuggler
Chapter 61: Let Huo Junlin reveal his true form!
Chapter 61: Let Huo Junlin reveal his true form!
Biting her lip, Gu Yan picked up her phone and sent Song Yan a WeChat message.
——I remember that you had a feng shui master to show you the arrangement of meteorites. Besides feng shui, does that master know fortune-telling?
Not long after he sent these words, he received a reply from Song Yan.
——Why, I want to figure out if it is possible for you and your male god to be together?Then I don't need a master, I can calculate it for you, it is absolutely impossible, you should give up.
Gu Yan stared at the screen in front of him, furious.
——Don’t let me catch you and sew your mouth shut!
Song Yan frowned, pushed the little beauty in his arms aside, and concentrated on sending a WeChat message to Gu Yan.
——Yes, yes, you are my sister, and I am afraid of you. That master’s fortune-telling is not his strong point, but you can ask him to recommend one to you.Since when do you still believe this?Didn’t you say before that there was something wrong with me for believing these things?
Gu Yan scratched her cheek, showing embarrassment.
——You know nothing. The end of the universe is metaphysics. The existence of any kind of science is reasonable. Do you understand?
Song Yan's lips twitched, he was so impressed that he was so impressed that he felt defeated!
——Gu Yan, it's really you, you really don't come to argue for three points at any time, and you can make it back, you are really awesome!
After sending this sentence, she directly pushed the master's business card over. Gu Yan saw that the profile picture looked like an outsider, and after adding it, the other party greeted her warmly.
Apparently that kid Song Yan had already taken care of it in advance.
Gu Yan didn't hide it, and directly told the master about his needs.
The master held the mobile phone so happily that he grinned from the corners of his mouth to the ears, good guy, it's obvious that a big fish has taken the bait.
——Yuanzhu, it’s like this. Although I am proficient in Feng Shui, I am not proficient in Yi Shu.Moreover, fortune telling and fortune telling are not the same thing. It depends on what kind of needs you have.
Gu Yan was confused, huh?Is there any difference between this thing?
——Uh, Master, I don’t understand your jargon very well, so can you explain it briefly?
The master smiled slightly.
——The so-called fortune telling refers to asking about fortune, which may be a period of time, or the ups and downs of your entire life, which is a relatively macro view.As for fortune telling, it means asking how a certain thing goes.So, fate master, it depends on what you want.
It was the first time in Gu Yan's life that she was engaged in metaphysics, and she just wanted to get rid of the somewhat ridiculous, even absurd thoughts in her mind.
Because she felt that Huo Junlin was the man who could turn into a white python in her dream.
But if the other party can keep entering his dream, it means that he is... not human at all!
Since he is not a human being, he needs a reason to entangle himself, and it is impossible to entangle him for no reason, and thinking of the scene of playing happily with the white python when he was a child, maybe that is the reason.
So, she broke what she had always believed in in her life, and was going to try her absurd idea to the end... right?
——Master, I often have a dream about a white python, and then I want to figure out whether this white python is related to the people around me.
The master raised his eyebrows and saw the message from Gu Yan, and thought to himself, it turned out that he wanted Zhou Gong to interpret his dream.
Put down your phone, immediately turn on your computer and start searching on your browser - what does it mean to dream about snakes.
Suddenly, many entries popped up on the web page. Everyone took a look at it, and then pretended to be serious and replied to Gu Yan,
——Destined Master, your dream... is hard to explain.
Gu Yan frowned, why did he hesitate to speak?If your professional skills are not good, just find someone else who is good at it, it will be all nonsense.
——Master, you said that you are not proficient in these calculations, or you should find someone who is proficient.
The master was stunned when he saw Gu Yan's words, alas, why didn't he play the cards according to the routine, shouldn't he be anxious to ask why it's hard to say?
——Don’t worry, Fate Master, I’m quite proficient in Feng Shui, so of course what you said won’t trouble me.You just said you often dream about a white python, right?Dreaming about snakes usually means that your wealth is coming, which is a good thing for you.Also, dreaming about snakes usually means that happy things are about to happen to you, and your troubles and sorrows will also be resolved, so I say this is a good aspect, but it may also have a bad impact on your health...
When Gu Yan heard this, his brows furrowed tightly.
Why do these words look so familiar?I always feel like I've seen it somewhere.
Cut to the browser APP, directly enter what it means to dream about snakes, and a bunch of entries pop up directly, the top one is wealth, followed by happiness, and then women dream about snakes and are prone to illness.
Hey guys, you’re using this browser to tell your fortune, right?
I was also out of my mind, and I actually thought that Song Yan would be reliable.
He spent millions to hire this kind of magic stick master? !
Light-white fingers clicked and clicked on the screen and sent a long message, but she wanted to see what this magic stick had to say.
——Then Master, does it mean that I really want a man and have some needs in my private life that I keep dreaming about this white python?
The master was taken aback when he saw the screen, huh?How could this be an answer?
—The same can be said.
Gu Yan couldn't help rolling his eyes at the screen.
——Master, which browser do you use?
The master didn't react for a moment and replied.
- Penguin browser.
I sent it and realized something was wrong, so I quickly retracted the message.
Then a question mark was sent.
——?Destiny Lord, what do you mean?
It would be strange if Gu Yan's temper could be spared.
——You'd better return every cent of the money Song Yan gave you, otherwise, don't blame me for flipping your table!The magician deceived my buddy, are you crazy because of poverty, or have you lived enough?
When the master saw these words, his eyes widened and he raked his head.
——Destined Master, please pay attention to your words, otherwise, you may be in trouble.
Gu Yan sneered, and sent a voice message directly.
"Take care of yourself first, I'm in a lot of trouble, I'll sue you at the Town God's Temple for your immoral things, you won't even be able to be reincarnated.
Hurry up and return the cheated money to Song Yan, otherwise, you will see that I am in a lot of trouble, or you have money to earn but not to spend.
I'll give you two days, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude! "
After finishing speaking, Gu Yan directly deleted the magic stick, so angry that his head hurt.
It's really shallow and bastard, this kind of IQ magic stick can cheat millions from Song Yan, and I don't know if there are too many liars and not enough fools, or if I have encountered all the fools.
Holding the phone tightly, Gu Yan still felt that her intuition was fine, but how could she prove her thoughts?
correct!realgar!In TV dramas, isn’t it true that drinking realgar can reveal its true form?If you give Huo Junlin a drink, you should... be sure, right?
Gu Yan looked down at the little snake and smiled.
"Huahua, are you snakes afraid of realgar?"
"??????"
realgar? ! ! ! !This woman, what is she going to do?
(End of this chapter)
Biting her lip, Gu Yan picked up her phone and sent Song Yan a WeChat message.
——I remember that you had a feng shui master to show you the arrangement of meteorites. Besides feng shui, does that master know fortune-telling?
Not long after he sent these words, he received a reply from Song Yan.
——Why, I want to figure out if it is possible for you and your male god to be together?Then I don't need a master, I can calculate it for you, it is absolutely impossible, you should give up.
Gu Yan stared at the screen in front of him, furious.
——Don’t let me catch you and sew your mouth shut!
Song Yan frowned, pushed the little beauty in his arms aside, and concentrated on sending a WeChat message to Gu Yan.
——Yes, yes, you are my sister, and I am afraid of you. That master’s fortune-telling is not his strong point, but you can ask him to recommend one to you.Since when do you still believe this?Didn’t you say before that there was something wrong with me for believing these things?
Gu Yan scratched her cheek, showing embarrassment.
——You know nothing. The end of the universe is metaphysics. The existence of any kind of science is reasonable. Do you understand?
Song Yan's lips twitched, he was so impressed that he was so impressed that he felt defeated!
——Gu Yan, it's really you, you really don't come to argue for three points at any time, and you can make it back, you are really awesome!
After sending this sentence, she directly pushed the master's business card over. Gu Yan saw that the profile picture looked like an outsider, and after adding it, the other party greeted her warmly.
Apparently that kid Song Yan had already taken care of it in advance.
Gu Yan didn't hide it, and directly told the master about his needs.
The master held the mobile phone so happily that he grinned from the corners of his mouth to the ears, good guy, it's obvious that a big fish has taken the bait.
——Yuanzhu, it’s like this. Although I am proficient in Feng Shui, I am not proficient in Yi Shu.Moreover, fortune telling and fortune telling are not the same thing. It depends on what kind of needs you have.
Gu Yan was confused, huh?Is there any difference between this thing?
——Uh, Master, I don’t understand your jargon very well, so can you explain it briefly?
The master smiled slightly.
——The so-called fortune telling refers to asking about fortune, which may be a period of time, or the ups and downs of your entire life, which is a relatively macro view.As for fortune telling, it means asking how a certain thing goes.So, fate master, it depends on what you want.
It was the first time in Gu Yan's life that she was engaged in metaphysics, and she just wanted to get rid of the somewhat ridiculous, even absurd thoughts in her mind.
Because she felt that Huo Junlin was the man who could turn into a white python in her dream.
But if the other party can keep entering his dream, it means that he is... not human at all!
Since he is not a human being, he needs a reason to entangle himself, and it is impossible to entangle him for no reason, and thinking of the scene of playing happily with the white python when he was a child, maybe that is the reason.
So, she broke what she had always believed in in her life, and was going to try her absurd idea to the end... right?
——Master, I often have a dream about a white python, and then I want to figure out whether this white python is related to the people around me.
The master raised his eyebrows and saw the message from Gu Yan, and thought to himself, it turned out that he wanted Zhou Gong to interpret his dream.
Put down your phone, immediately turn on your computer and start searching on your browser - what does it mean to dream about snakes.
Suddenly, many entries popped up on the web page. Everyone took a look at it, and then pretended to be serious and replied to Gu Yan,
——Destined Master, your dream... is hard to explain.
Gu Yan frowned, why did he hesitate to speak?If your professional skills are not good, just find someone else who is good at it, it will be all nonsense.
——Master, you said that you are not proficient in these calculations, or you should find someone who is proficient.
The master was stunned when he saw Gu Yan's words, alas, why didn't he play the cards according to the routine, shouldn't he be anxious to ask why it's hard to say?
——Don’t worry, Fate Master, I’m quite proficient in Feng Shui, so of course what you said won’t trouble me.You just said you often dream about a white python, right?Dreaming about snakes usually means that your wealth is coming, which is a good thing for you.Also, dreaming about snakes usually means that happy things are about to happen to you, and your troubles and sorrows will also be resolved, so I say this is a good aspect, but it may also have a bad impact on your health...
When Gu Yan heard this, his brows furrowed tightly.
Why do these words look so familiar?I always feel like I've seen it somewhere.
Cut to the browser APP, directly enter what it means to dream about snakes, and a bunch of entries pop up directly, the top one is wealth, followed by happiness, and then women dream about snakes and are prone to illness.
Hey guys, you’re using this browser to tell your fortune, right?
I was also out of my mind, and I actually thought that Song Yan would be reliable.
He spent millions to hire this kind of magic stick master? !
Light-white fingers clicked and clicked on the screen and sent a long message, but she wanted to see what this magic stick had to say.
——Then Master, does it mean that I really want a man and have some needs in my private life that I keep dreaming about this white python?
The master was taken aback when he saw the screen, huh?How could this be an answer?
—The same can be said.
Gu Yan couldn't help rolling his eyes at the screen.
——Master, which browser do you use?
The master didn't react for a moment and replied.
- Penguin browser.
I sent it and realized something was wrong, so I quickly retracted the message.
Then a question mark was sent.
——?Destiny Lord, what do you mean?
It would be strange if Gu Yan's temper could be spared.
——You'd better return every cent of the money Song Yan gave you, otherwise, don't blame me for flipping your table!The magician deceived my buddy, are you crazy because of poverty, or have you lived enough?
When the master saw these words, his eyes widened and he raked his head.
——Destined Master, please pay attention to your words, otherwise, you may be in trouble.
Gu Yan sneered, and sent a voice message directly.
"Take care of yourself first, I'm in a lot of trouble, I'll sue you at the Town God's Temple for your immoral things, you won't even be able to be reincarnated.
Hurry up and return the cheated money to Song Yan, otherwise, you will see that I am in a lot of trouble, or you have money to earn but not to spend.
I'll give you two days, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude! "
After finishing speaking, Gu Yan directly deleted the magic stick, so angry that his head hurt.
It's really shallow and bastard, this kind of IQ magic stick can cheat millions from Song Yan, and I don't know if there are too many liars and not enough fools, or if I have encountered all the fools.
Holding the phone tightly, Gu Yan still felt that her intuition was fine, but how could she prove her thoughts?
correct!realgar!In TV dramas, isn’t it true that drinking realgar can reveal its true form?If you give Huo Junlin a drink, you should... be sure, right?
Gu Yan looked down at the little snake and smiled.
"Huahua, are you snakes afraid of realgar?"
"??????"
realgar? ! ! ! !This woman, what is she going to do?
(End of this chapter)
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