Live broadcast of the death of Qin II to Qin Shihuang at the beginning

Chapter 36 Lulu Me, I'm Changing My Name Today

[After solving the Montessori brothers, it’s Li Si’s turn next.

"Your Majesty, Li Si is too ambitious. He supported you just for the sake of power. Now that he has taken the position of prime minister, the next step is your throne. Your Majesty, you must make plans in advance.

The veteran said these things because he was thinking of His Majesty. If it were someone else, I wouldn't say it.If Li Si seeks power and usurps the throne by then, then I won't be able to do anything about it. "

Therefore, Hu Zhaohai, the supreme leader of Gaoism, forced Li Si to commit suicide.

Without Li Si, Zhao Gao finally became the prime minister as he wished, but how can a mere position of prime minister satisfy him?
"Your Majesty, it is very dangerous to be in the court now. Those ministers don't know how to be polite. What will they do if they attack you? Or you can entrust me with the important affairs of the court, and I will do things for you, and you will only use them in the palace. Just count the money and spend it.

Your Majesty, what I said to you was from the bottom of my heart. The old minister only made this decision for His Majesty's sake. "

When Hu Hai heard this, he felt that what Zhao Gao said was really reasonable.

Although what I lost was power, I gained happiness!
The prime minister is still nice to me!
From then on, Zhao Gao took over the power of the government, and everything above the court, no matter how big or small, had to pass through his eyes.

Who knows the taste of power? Zhao Gao is now so excited by all kinds of power that even Hu Hai doesn't take him seriously.

Next, a matter of "opening your eyes and talking nonsense + PUA emperor + forcibly standing in line" came.

Everyone must have guessed it, that is "pointing at a deer as a horse".

Lulu, I will change my name starting today. 】

[It is said that one day, Zhao Gao took advantage of all the officials to come to congratulate him and brought a deer.

"Your Majesty, I have found a horse for you to play with."

Hu Hai looked at it for a long time, and felt that he was right: "Prime Minister, are you getting old and your eyes are blurry? This is obviously a deer!"

Zhao Gao (unhappy) (stern face) (adjusting his sleeves) (looking left and right) (starting to perform): "You ministers, tell your majesty whether this is a deer or a horse?"

Opponent: "It's a deer!"

Zhao Gao: "It's a horse!"

Opponent: "It's a deer!"

Zhao Gao: "It's a horse!"

In the dynasty, I call a deer a horse, and I can break the golden armor with one sword.If anyone disobeys the law, I will be chopped into pieces with a thousand knives. 】

(Barrage:) "Anchor, get rid of the motorcycle in your throat before you speak!"

"Ahhhhh I can't take it anymore, when I get home I will definitely post a tutorial on how to suppress the sound."

"If you don't understand, just ask, what motivates the anchor now? Why does the good guy suddenly become a talent?"

"Qin Shihuang": "A pretty little girl, why did her voice become like this? Are you a boy or a girl?! I really underestimated you before!"

[Okay, I failed in the talent show, so let’s continue taking stock.

Hu Hai looked at it for a long time, and he felt that his eyes were fine.The prime minister said it was a horse, so it must be a horse.What step went wrong?

Suddenly, our great cleverness had an idea and finally figured out the key to the problem: He must have violated the gods to think of a horse as a deer!

Seeing this, it's hard for me to comment, so let's praise him for being very smart for now.

If you have a problem, you can find it from yourself, and others will blame it. 】

207 BC, the third year of Qin II.

Above the court, Qin II was wondering why the prime minister thought a deer was a horse, when a sky screen suddenly appeared in front of him, and there was actually a cow-girl speaking on the sky screen.

"Prime Minister, look, how interesting it is, this woman actually knows what happened in our court!"

The other ministers above the court did not have such a leisurely joke as Hu Hai. When they saw the sky fall, they all knelt down on the ground and shouted "Goddess."

"Prime Minister, listen, the goddess also said it was a deer, did you misread it?"

Zhao Gao did not expect that a grand drama he had carefully planned to eradicate dissidents would actually disrupt the sky.

Now His Majesty listens to what is said on the sky, and if he says anything else, he will be disrespectful to the heavens.

It seems that there must be another way.

"Your Majesty is right. It was the old minister who was blind and mistook the deer for a horse. It's just that you all misread it. This is not a goddess, this is clearly a man."

"What are you talking about, Prime Minister? This is clearly a woman?"

"Your Majesty should remember that just now this person said two words in a very low and rough voice. Is this the voice that a woman can make?"

"But I"

"Your Majesty, please be careful with your words and actions, and don't offend the gods."

[However, our classmate Xiao Hu is still very truth-seeking. He had such a guess, and he went to an expert, that is, Taibu at that time, to make a fortune. 】

【"Your Majesty worships the ghosts and gods in the ancestral temple in spring and autumn, and fasting is unknown, so here it is. You can fast according to Shengde."

The expert said: "This is because His Majesty did not burn incense, bathe or fast during the Spring and Autumn Festival last time. This has offended the gods."

When Xiao Hu heard that he was in trouble, what should he do if he encounters difficulties?Find the Prime Minister!
So he went to Shanglinyuan under Zhao Gao's arrangement.

Let's guess without a prize, did Hu Hai go to Shanglinyuan to fast?Or to repent? 】

Hu Hai sat in a high position and muttered softly: "Fasting is boring when you hear it. Why did the prime minister ask me to do such a boring thing? I won't go."

【neither!Choose an obtuse angle for this question.

He went to Shanglinyuan HAPPY, and it was a fun life. 】

As soon as he heard that there was something interesting, Hu Hai changed his dislike and asked hurriedly:

"Prime Minister, you really guessed right. It was because I collided with the gods that I couldn't tell whether he was a man or a woman. When are you going to send me to Shanglin Garden, Prime Minister?!"

As soon as Hu Hai heard that Lin Yuan was actually having fun, he couldn't care whether it was a deer or a horse, a man or a woman.

He even looked at Zhao Gao with stars in his eyes now, not caring that this was a court.

"Prime Minister, do you think there are other interesting things to do in Shanglin Garden besides hunting?"

Some of the courtiers who were hostile to Zhao Gao in the court saw that His Majesty, whom they surrendered, was so greedy for pleasure and disregarded etiquette.

However, they were heartbroken, and in the end they did not rush to answer Zhao Gao's question.

The person on the canopy is a man or a woman. He clearly has the appearance of a woman and now has the voice of a woman, but when he said the words "In the dynasty, I call a deer a horse, one man can break the golden armor with one sword", he was clearly full of energy.

This puts them in a difficult position.

【Qin Ershi is gone, Zhao Gao finally doesn't have to coax the children anymore.He took drastic revenge on the dissidents above the court.In the end, the entire court became the dominance of his family.

There are turbulent and treacherous clouds above the court, and a storm that destroys Qin is sweeping outside the court at this moment.

If you want to know what is going on, listen to the next breakdown.

That’s it for today, bye everyone~]

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