Chapter 40 Gu · Regret · Jaw Dropped · Xiaoxi

As soon as she finished speaking, Gu Xiaoxi rushed forward and wanted to grab Hu Hai, but the boy's body must be more flexible and light, so she took a step, and Hu Hai turned and ran away.

Fortunately, the road here is full of potholes and it is not easy to walk. Before Hu Hai took two steps, one of his feet slipped and fell to the ground without paying attention.

This gave Gu Xiaoxi an opportunity.

It's a pity that her current body is really worse than she imagined. After running a few steps, she felt that the hardware couldn't keep up.

She simply sat directly on Hu Hai and took a breath to calm down before talking.

(Barrage:) "It's fierce, I saw Zhao Gao beat Hu Hai."

"I'll go, are the current live broadcasts so explosive?"

"This, this, this, can it really pass the trial? Isn't the anchor afraid of being blocked by the live broadcast room?"

"But why did Zhao Gao beat Hu Hai? Aren't they two grasshoppers on the same rope?"

The First Emperor was rarely happy when he looked at the sky today. These two people, no, three people were fighting among themselves. It was really interesting.

Since last night, he found that he could hear the woman's inner voice, even if she was noisy, she still didn't forget to humiliate him.

It doesn't matter that the woman can increase his lifespan, she dared to despise Tianwei and insult the emperor many times, it is kind of her head not to be taken.

Let her suffer a little bit more, and let her get up to speed before talking.

The first emperor looked at the scene of Zhao Gao and Hu Hai wrestling together on the sky with gusto, and the boredom that had accumulated in his heart for many days dissipated a lot.

Gu Xiaoxi hadn't played for a long time before he felt that he was going to be unable to hold on.

I didn't expect her to suffer more than the one who beat someone.

But thinking about it carefully, she and Hu Hai don't have any deep hatred, all her hatred comes from the regret of history.

What's more, the current Hu Hai has not had time to do anything.

After calming down, Gu Xiaoxi realized that what Hu Hai said just now was a bit strange.

In front of her is obviously her live broadcast room, why does it feel like Hu Hai has seen it before.

So Gu Xiaoxi asked: "What is the canopy you just mentioned?"

Gu Xiaoxi looked at the young boy who was trembling from her beating and huddled together in fear and opened his mouth obediently, feeling guilty for the first time.

Although the person in front of him is the tyrannical Qin Er Shi, why does he feel a little broken?

"It's what the teacher is seeing now. It's because the sky said that the teacher and I will seek power and usurp the throne, so my father threw me here."

"You have been able to see this, this canopy before?!"

Gu's jaw dropped in shock and regret. Xiaoxi felt that he was absolutely going to die.

She thought about what she had said during the two days of live broadcast, let alone hope, and she seemed to see her own grave in a daze.

[Help, what have I been saying these two days?I slapped Brother Zheng's CP, I also slapped his father's CP, and I even said fucking bad things.I guess I was the first one to spread rumors in front of the Lord. ]
So those netizens with unique IDs are not just teasing, but the real person? !
[Fortunately, I am Zhao Gao now, otherwise I would definitely be arrested and sent to Lingchi. ]
[Damn it, I shot myself in the foot. If I had known, I would have said that Zhao Gao is a talent that I would never expect to have one in thousands of years. At least he can do better now. ]
Shock was nothing but shock, but Gu Xiaoxi was a little puzzled when he saw Hu Hai who was still standing there.

"Why don't you run away? Wait to be beaten by me?"

"I only have a teacher now."

Gu Xiaoxi couldn't deny that he was indeed moved by the young man in front of him at that moment.

(Barrage:) "I would like to call this feeling CP feeling."

"Who knows, I hit the CP of the evil gate."

"Qin Ershi didn't listen to anyone at the beginning, he only listened to Zhao Gao, and I knew there was something wrong with them!"

Gu Xiaoxi is not in the mood to care about what is said on the barrage now.

Originally, the body hardware couldn't keep up, but now I feel empty in my stomach, and even my head is starting to feel dizzy.

[Entering senior life early, I will really cry to death. ]
[Who knows, I just got into a fight and now I'm hungry. ]
[If I say that Zhao Gao actually has difficulties, he is the lucky star of Daqin, will Brother Zheng take me back to the palace?Then I can continue to enjoy the wealth of Yonghua. ]
[I now look down equally on all who can eat. ]
"It's a mouth full of nonsense! I really don't repent!"

The first emperor thought that the woman would become more obedient after suffering a little bit, but he didn't expect to have a twisted mind now.

Fortunately, he could hear her heart, otherwise he would really be fooled by her!

What a vicious woman, she dared to make fun of the national fortune!

It seems that he was still too kind, he just threw Zhao Gao to the mass grave, and he would have died if he had known about it.

Li Si, who was on the side, didn't know what was going on. When he heard the First Emperor's curse, he immediately knelt on the ground and confessed repeatedly.

No wonder His Majesty's face looks so bad. It turns out there is something wrong with his thinking.

Now he is already wearing a crime, and he didn't do his best to complete the task assigned by His Majesty, he really deserves to die.

Immediately, Li Si couldn't help thinking, is this His Majesty dissatisfied with what he said, or dissatisfied with himself?

Although he knew that he was at fault first, Li Si couldn't help but feel sad when he thought of this.

After all, a companion is like a tiger. The friendship of so many years has disappeared overnight.

"Get up, what you said is good, just do what you said."

Li Si didn't expect that His Majesty would not be angry, and even agreed with his proposal.

Then why does His Majesty keep looking gloomy?Don't you really hate him so much?

It was chilling, but the approval of the first emperor still inspired Li Si's enthusiasm.

This time, he must not disappoint His Majesty!
After the First Emperor waited for Li Si to leave, he immediately called his attendants: "Send the order and don't let anyone in Xianyang City feed Zhao Gao!"

The First Emperor enjoyed his court food without any haste, so he wanted to see how capable this woman was, how dare she look down on him? !

Let her be hungry to know the majesty of the emperor!

"Teacher, I'm hungry."

Gu Xiaoxi's stomach let out a loud growl, and when she didn't know how to relieve the embarrassment, she heard Hu Hai speak.

[The child is a good child, he actually knows how to step down the stairs for his sister. ]
Gu Xiaoxi noticed that Hu Hai's expression became a little uncomfortable, and she realized that she had been staring at Hu Hai for a long time.

[Don’t blame me, sister. At your age, you are a very handsome tall boy. Who wouldn’t want to take a second look at you? ]
[You are so handsome, how handsome your father is!I can't wait to see Brother Zheng hehehehe. ]
The first emperor who heard this sentence:? ? ?

It seems that it was a wise move for him to throw Zhao Gao out of the palace!

Hey what hey?It really affects the appetite!
"Teacher, what shall we do now?"

Gu Xiaoxi stood up and looked around, all he could see was a desolate area, except for a few wastelands, just a few hills and a lake that looked like a pool of stagnant water.Don't talk about food, you can't even see a hair.

["Wilderness Survival Xiao Li" requests Lianmai. 】

The "beep beep beep" sounded, and Gu Xiaoxi remembered that he still had cheats!

There are rumors in the world that if you encounter difficulties, go to Station C where there are many celebrities and send a help video, and the omnipotent netizens will solve all problems.

Suddenly looking forward to it, Gu Xiaoxi hastily stepped forward and clicked "Agree".

"Hi anchor, I'm Xiao Li. Anchor, uh, are you in Cosplay now?"

Gu Xiaoxi:
"Hello, Xiao Li, I'm Zhao Gao. If, I mean if, if I lived in the Qin Dynasty and my pocket was cleaner than my face, how would I fill my stomach?"

After finishing speaking, Gu Xiaoxi realized that his face might not be that clean, so he wiped it with his sleeve carelessly.

"Uncle Gao, don't worry, there is a lake not far behind you."

Gu Xiaoxi: Uncle Gao? ! !

It's ridiculous!

"The color of this lake is yellowish and greenish. Generally speaking, there will be fatter fish. At this time, we only need to move our fingers and make a simple fishing tool."

Gu Xiaoxi:! ! !

Saved!
"First we can take out an empty mineral water bottle."

Gu Xiaoxi:? ? ?

"Wait a minute, Xiao Li, I don't have a mineral water bottle!"

"It's okay, I'll introduce a high-level one to Uncle Gao next."

Gu Xiaoxi waited happily, but watched with disappointment as Xiao Li took out a folded net and opened it, like a small mosquito net.

"This is not an ordinary fishing net. Whether you are catching fish, shrimps, or crabs, as long as you have this folding net, you can put it down for an hour and take it out full of fish. Uncle Gao, why don't you buy one.

Today, there is a discount in our Xiao Li's live broadcast room. For nine yuan, I will not only give you a fishing net, but also three packs of fishing bait and one pack of honey grilled fish sauce.

It's the last day to do activities, look for Xiao Li's live broadcast room!
For nine yuan and nine, I will give you one pack, two packs, three packs and four packs, and free postage to your home.Same-day delivery in the same city, and delivery within three days across the country. "

Gu Xiaoxi:
She took Xiao Li as her savior, and Xiao Li regarded her as a victim.

Why did you come to her live broadcast room to bring the goods? !
In Xianyang Palace, Emperor Shi Huang felt his heart move for the first time when he saw the fishing net played on the sky.

This kind of fishing net has a novel style, and a net full of fish can be caught in just half an hour.

If there is such a fishing net, wouldn't the soldiers be able to fill their stomachs when food and grass are in short supply when marching abroad in the future?
Emperor Shi Huang finally found the payment page according to the written instructions on the sky screen, but it made him face a difficult situation.

[Purchasing this product requires a little life value. 】

Emperor Shihuang really didn't expect that buying things on the sky screen would cost his lifespan!
Although he now has 30000 life points, how can his life be cheap at will? !
He still hasn't conquered the West, and he hasn't seen the European-style Great Wall and David's Terracotta Warriors that people in later generations would say. Now even a little lifespan is very precious!

The lifespan of his majestic emperor can be compared with that of a fishing net!Tianmu simply didn't take him seriously!
(Barrage:) "Hahahahaha I'm dying of laughing, there's a liar in the lottery."

"Don't be depressed, Uncle Gao, I'll show you how I fish."

Finally a reliable one is here!Gu Xiaoxi immediately stepped forward and clicked on the link sent by the netizen.

After Gu Xiaoxi clicked in, the moment the BGM sounded, she had a bad premonition.

("I'm like a fish in your lotus pond~just to watch the bright moonlight with you~")
In the picture, a person is holding a toy fishing rod and raising the fishing rod on the playground, and then the picture changes, and it shows three people lying on their sides on the playground with their legs together and swinging.

Gu Xiaoxi:
In Xianyang Palace, the First Emperor was shocked when he saw this scene.

He glanced at the sky with disgust on his face, then looked at the rice in front of him thoughtfully, and finally put down his chopsticks.

Not to mention he was full after watching this video, he even wanted to vomit out what he had eaten.

He really understands these people of later generations less and less.

(Barrage:) "I saw helplessness on Uncle Gao's face."

"Maybe Uncle Gao needs a one-button alarm function."

"An old man can't even eat, is it interesting for you to play tricks? Uncle Gao, this is the process of making a simple fishing cage. You can read the barrage."

Seeing that someone sent a video again, Gu Xiaoxi has some ptsd now, so it's not to tease her again?
She was doubtful, but now she had no other choice but to click and watch the video.

Fortunately, this time it is finally a serious popular science video.

"One minute teaches you how to make a fishing cage. First, use a sickle to split the bamboo into thin strips. Then choose about eight or nine bamboo strips of appropriate length, place them vertically, and place a thicker wooden stick in the center of these bamboo strips Use it as a support for the time being. Then take a long bamboo strip and insert it between the few bamboo strips just now, just like me, it's very simple.

Next, just repeat the steps just now, like this, like this, and then like this, a simple and practical fishing cage is ready.

Have you learned it? "

Gu Xiaoxi:
When the First Emperor saw someone on the canopy showing how to weave a fishing cage, he immediately became angry.

He ordered the people in Xianyang City not to feed Zhao Gao, because he was determined to make this woman suffer.

Now she can actually find a way to make a fishing cage. When the woman eats the fish, wouldn't the order given by the majestic king of the country be like a joke, asking her to step on it and rub it under her feet?

No, this must not be allowed to happen!

This woman had ignored him many times before, but now that she was in the land of Da Qin and under his nose, she couldn't even think about it.

It seems that he is going to issue an order prohibiting Zhao Gao and Hu Hai from fishing or hunting!
[Simple, she actually said simple just now?Where is it easy? ]
[It seems like she's really trying to teach me, like this, in that, and then what?Finished? ]
[Bad news: The brain has not learned.Worse news: My eyes haven't learned either. ]
[Is there any advanced function in this live broadcast room, such as directly giving me the hands in the video? ]
"Hahahahahaha", just as the first emperor was about to give orders, he heard a few words in Gu Xiaoxi's mind, and he instantly dispelled the thought just now.

"It seems that I overestimated her hahahaha."

(End of this chapter)

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