Chapter 82
[Are you disappointed to see that I am still alive? ]
[But it’s really strange. Brother Zheng hasn’t come to me for so long. What happened? ]
"Assignment and acceptance."
Gu Xiaoxi deliberately returned the salute to the assassin in a mean-spirited manner, but the assassin really didn't want to look at her at all.
Seeing the remarkable results, Gu Xiaoxi started the next "offensive".
"This strong man? Why are you ignoring me? You are not sick, are you? Don't worry, my sky can connect all the worlds. As long as you nod, I will immediately find a miracle doctor to treat you. "
"How about it? Do you want Master Bian Que to see it, or Li Shizhen? But last time Bian Que was on the way to escape, how about I connect you with Zhang Zhongjing?"
When Gu Xiaoxi saw that the other party still acted like all the noise had nothing to do with me, something exciting suddenly came to his mind.
She cleared her throat, frowned, and began to stroke her jawline covered by the beard.
"Arrogant little wild cat, why are you ignoring uncle? Oh? Are you playing hard to get?"
"I didn't expect the little wild cat to be so cute when it's angry."
Seeing that the assassin's hands hanging by his side were instantly clenched into fists, Gu Xiaoxi was in a good mood.
[See if I annoy you or not! That’s it! ]
[joke? !Was it possible for you to hold someone hostage for no reason yesterday? ]
[Who told you to frame me yesterday? !Although I can't beat you, I can always disgust you! ]
"Zhao Gao, you thief! What's wrong with you?"
Gu Xiaoxi quickly took the opportunity. How could she give up the opportunity she finally got?
"What? Gouzi? You have only known your uncle for less than two days, and you have already started giving him nicknames. It turns out that you have been very affectionate towards your uncle without him knowing."
Gu Xiaoxi turned her face to the right side and touched her chin for a long time, then turned her face to the left side to show off her charming jawline.
In the past, when she pretended to be a greasy boy and cheated on her friends because of her "young girl" appearance, she always felt that there was something wrong with her.
But now that he is wearing Zhao Gao's skin, he is simply blessed to be so wretched, getting twice the result with half the effort.
"Uncle is also willing to walk into your heart, charming little wild cat, would you like to give uncle a chance. Don't look at uncle's age, older people will love others. How about it?"
"Young man, I can't even take you down."
Just when Gu Xiaoxi was about to show off her sharp jawline on the right side again, she suddenly felt something fly past her ear.
Gu Xiaoxi:! ! !
She looked up and saw the assassin staring at her with anger, and his chest was obviously rising and falling with emotion.
Only then did she realize something belatedly.
Gu Xiaoxi secretly swallowed a sip of saliva without moving his head, eyes first.
A piece of broken porcelain that was supposed to be in the assassin's hand had been broken into two parts and was lying on the haystack behind Gu Xiaoxi.
Even though he had some mental preparations, Gu Xiaoxi was still overtaken by the fear of hindsight.
[Oh my god, if he hadn't thrown it incorrectly, who would have been able to tell the difference between me and the corpse. ]
[Why can’t you kid be so incapable of having fun! ]
"Feng Yan! You said you wouldn't kill me!"
(Barrage:) "This assassin...isn't called Kapibala."
"But Uncle Gao, you're too mean." "Remember it. In the future, if you play Truth or Dare, whoever loses will have to read out Uncle Gao's courtship quotation in public."
"It's so funny. Uncle Gao's last jump to break the defense was very clever."
Gu Xiaoxi's last accusation did not get the assassin's response, and he returned to the state of not hearing anything outside the window.
Gu Xiaoxi didn't dare to repeat her old tricks. She had better be careful when she was with a dangerous person.
Yesterday, she thought that a loyal person like this assassin would definitely follow through on his words, otherwise she would not have the courage to harass him in public.
But it turned out that she had indeed lost it.
Gu Xiaoxi's boldness was just taken away by a piece of broken porcelain.
She didn't dare to harass the assassin who could explode at any time, so she could only start playing with the live broadcast room. Fortunately, she could still pass the time here.
[How about asking someone like Lian Mai to share his thoughts about being in jail? ]
[Who has been in prison? ]
[Old Comrade Sima Qian?No, the old comrade still has to concentrate on writing a book, so I can't disturb him. ]
[Li Bai?Forget it, I'm afraid he thinks I'm stupid, and I'm even more afraid that he'll write a poem to scold me, no, it's Zhao Gao. ]
[Du Fu?Forget it, it’s too pessimistic, what if you give me another emo? ]
[Su Dongpo?It’s him!The psychological counselor must be me, lay Buddhist Dongpo. ]
After Gu Xiaoxi selected a target in her mind, she planned to go to Su Dongpo Lianmai immediately and improve her food.
But she always felt that something was wrong in today's live broadcast room.
After staring at it for a while, she finally felt that today's live broadcast room was unusually deserted!
There are usually thousands or even tens of thousands of viewers watching the broadcast, but why are there not even 800 people watching this time?
(Barrage:) "Go, go, Brother Zheng next door is on the air again!"
"It's the one you Amway last time? Is there any good-hearted person to point the way? I want to see!"
"Brother Zheng's support really makes me feel happy! What's the point of watching Zhao Gao in jail here?"
"Don't you know? It's all trending!"
Gu Xiaoxi just watched the viewers in his live broadcast room leave one by one. The speed was so fast that in just two or three minutes, the number dropped to less than 3 people.
Gu Xiaoxi:
Looking at the declining number of people, her heart was bleeding, and she even worried that she would not lose her job after returning.
[Wait, Brother Zheng? !Brother Zheng is live broadcasting? ! ]
[Hot search?What hot search? ]
Gu Xiaoxi saw that there was indeed a "Today's Hot Spot" area above her live broadcast room, but she had never noticed it before.
In addition, the screen in this live broadcast room was too huge, and she had to raise her head every time she looked at it, so she was too lazy to look up.
She actually missed such a big piece of information!
#Who doesn’t have the support of their ancestors? #
#Shihuanghao missile, the mission must be achieved#
#XuFu!Come out and get beaten#
Gu Xiaoxi's eyes changed from one to zero in an instant.
"What is this all about? Didn't I just get locked up for a day? What happened?"
Fortunately, the live broadcast room is still fully functional. Gu Xiaoxi just clicked on the hot search entry, and before flipping through it a few times, he saw that there was already a marketing account that sorted out the ins and outs of the whole incident. One click is the classic dubbing of the marketing account .
"That is to say, what can't you do, my charming ancestor? The news these days has almost dazzled me. Don't be too happy, okay?"
(End of this chapter)
[Are you disappointed to see that I am still alive? ]
[But it’s really strange. Brother Zheng hasn’t come to me for so long. What happened? ]
"Assignment and acceptance."
Gu Xiaoxi deliberately returned the salute to the assassin in a mean-spirited manner, but the assassin really didn't want to look at her at all.
Seeing the remarkable results, Gu Xiaoxi started the next "offensive".
"This strong man? Why are you ignoring me? You are not sick, are you? Don't worry, my sky can connect all the worlds. As long as you nod, I will immediately find a miracle doctor to treat you. "
"How about it? Do you want Master Bian Que to see it, or Li Shizhen? But last time Bian Que was on the way to escape, how about I connect you with Zhang Zhongjing?"
When Gu Xiaoxi saw that the other party still acted like all the noise had nothing to do with me, something exciting suddenly came to his mind.
She cleared her throat, frowned, and began to stroke her jawline covered by the beard.
"Arrogant little wild cat, why are you ignoring uncle? Oh? Are you playing hard to get?"
"I didn't expect the little wild cat to be so cute when it's angry."
Seeing that the assassin's hands hanging by his side were instantly clenched into fists, Gu Xiaoxi was in a good mood.
[See if I annoy you or not! That’s it! ]
[joke? !Was it possible for you to hold someone hostage for no reason yesterday? ]
[Who told you to frame me yesterday? !Although I can't beat you, I can always disgust you! ]
"Zhao Gao, you thief! What's wrong with you?"
Gu Xiaoxi quickly took the opportunity. How could she give up the opportunity she finally got?
"What? Gouzi? You have only known your uncle for less than two days, and you have already started giving him nicknames. It turns out that you have been very affectionate towards your uncle without him knowing."
Gu Xiaoxi turned her face to the right side and touched her chin for a long time, then turned her face to the left side to show off her charming jawline.
In the past, when she pretended to be a greasy boy and cheated on her friends because of her "young girl" appearance, she always felt that there was something wrong with her.
But now that he is wearing Zhao Gao's skin, he is simply blessed to be so wretched, getting twice the result with half the effort.
"Uncle is also willing to walk into your heart, charming little wild cat, would you like to give uncle a chance. Don't look at uncle's age, older people will love others. How about it?"
"Young man, I can't even take you down."
Just when Gu Xiaoxi was about to show off her sharp jawline on the right side again, she suddenly felt something fly past her ear.
Gu Xiaoxi:! ! !
She looked up and saw the assassin staring at her with anger, and his chest was obviously rising and falling with emotion.
Only then did she realize something belatedly.
Gu Xiaoxi secretly swallowed a sip of saliva without moving his head, eyes first.
A piece of broken porcelain that was supposed to be in the assassin's hand had been broken into two parts and was lying on the haystack behind Gu Xiaoxi.
Even though he had some mental preparations, Gu Xiaoxi was still overtaken by the fear of hindsight.
[Oh my god, if he hadn't thrown it incorrectly, who would have been able to tell the difference between me and the corpse. ]
[Why can’t you kid be so incapable of having fun! ]
"Feng Yan! You said you wouldn't kill me!"
(Barrage:) "This assassin...isn't called Kapibala."
"But Uncle Gao, you're too mean." "Remember it. In the future, if you play Truth or Dare, whoever loses will have to read out Uncle Gao's courtship quotation in public."
"It's so funny. Uncle Gao's last jump to break the defense was very clever."
Gu Xiaoxi's last accusation did not get the assassin's response, and he returned to the state of not hearing anything outside the window.
Gu Xiaoxi didn't dare to repeat her old tricks. She had better be careful when she was with a dangerous person.
Yesterday, she thought that a loyal person like this assassin would definitely follow through on his words, otherwise she would not have the courage to harass him in public.
But it turned out that she had indeed lost it.
Gu Xiaoxi's boldness was just taken away by a piece of broken porcelain.
She didn't dare to harass the assassin who could explode at any time, so she could only start playing with the live broadcast room. Fortunately, she could still pass the time here.
[How about asking someone like Lian Mai to share his thoughts about being in jail? ]
[Who has been in prison? ]
[Old Comrade Sima Qian?No, the old comrade still has to concentrate on writing a book, so I can't disturb him. ]
[Li Bai?Forget it, I'm afraid he thinks I'm stupid, and I'm even more afraid that he'll write a poem to scold me, no, it's Zhao Gao. ]
[Du Fu?Forget it, it’s too pessimistic, what if you give me another emo? ]
[Su Dongpo?It’s him!The psychological counselor must be me, lay Buddhist Dongpo. ]
After Gu Xiaoxi selected a target in her mind, she planned to go to Su Dongpo Lianmai immediately and improve her food.
But she always felt that something was wrong in today's live broadcast room.
After staring at it for a while, she finally felt that today's live broadcast room was unusually deserted!
There are usually thousands or even tens of thousands of viewers watching the broadcast, but why are there not even 800 people watching this time?
(Barrage:) "Go, go, Brother Zheng next door is on the air again!"
"It's the one you Amway last time? Is there any good-hearted person to point the way? I want to see!"
"Brother Zheng's support really makes me feel happy! What's the point of watching Zhao Gao in jail here?"
"Don't you know? It's all trending!"
Gu Xiaoxi just watched the viewers in his live broadcast room leave one by one. The speed was so fast that in just two or three minutes, the number dropped to less than 3 people.
Gu Xiaoxi:
Looking at the declining number of people, her heart was bleeding, and she even worried that she would not lose her job after returning.
[Wait, Brother Zheng? !Brother Zheng is live broadcasting? ! ]
[Hot search?What hot search? ]
Gu Xiaoxi saw that there was indeed a "Today's Hot Spot" area above her live broadcast room, but she had never noticed it before.
In addition, the screen in this live broadcast room was too huge, and she had to raise her head every time she looked at it, so she was too lazy to look up.
She actually missed such a big piece of information!
#Who doesn’t have the support of their ancestors? #
#Shihuanghao missile, the mission must be achieved#
#XuFu!Come out and get beaten#
Gu Xiaoxi's eyes changed from one to zero in an instant.
"What is this all about? Didn't I just get locked up for a day? What happened?"
Fortunately, the live broadcast room is still fully functional. Gu Xiaoxi just clicked on the hot search entry, and before flipping through it a few times, he saw that there was already a marketing account that sorted out the ins and outs of the whole incident. One click is the classic dubbing of the marketing account .
"That is to say, what can't you do, my charming ancestor? The news these days has almost dazzled me. Don't be too happy, okay?"
(End of this chapter)
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