Live broadcast of the death of Qin II to Qin Shihuang at the beginning

"Canopy?"

"Tianmu, come out to me."

Li Si called a few more times, but still no response.

A few days ago, he felt that the sky hanging in front of him all day long was really annoying, so he scolded the sky and scolded it never to appear in front of him again.

There was no reaction at the time, and the curtain was still there after he finished cursing.Later, he didn't know when, but he suddenly disappeared, and he didn't care about it.

I just didn't expect that when I need to use it now, I can't summon it no matter what.

This marquee is really a villain!Just like Zhao Gao!
At the moment, His Majesty's trust in him is more important. Li Si just cursed again in his heart this time.

He glanced around, and although he still looked unkind, his tone was much gentler than before.

"Tianmu, please. Please show up."

The words fell to the ground and were blown away by a gust of wind, but there was still no response.

Li Si immediately felt that there was something wrong with his brain. He, the prime minister of a country, actually began to condescend to ask for some kind of sky curtain.

Simply ridiculous!
He shook his sleeves and walked forward quickly.

"You are really weird. Why are you smiling all the time when you are holding the food instead of eating it?"

"What does constipation mean? Is it so funny? Why don't you say it and make everyone happy?"

"Are you okay? You didn't contract some serious disease, did you?"

The eldest brother in the cell opposite kept asking. Gu Xiaoxi coughed several times and then managed to control himself.

"It's okay. Cough cough cough. Brother, I'm fine."

Gu Xiaoxi suddenly thought of that aspect just now, and even had a picture in her mind, which made her have no appetite now.

But after all, food cannot be wasted, so she simply handed her bowl of rice soup to the person next door.

Of course, not the very emotionally unstable assassin.

"I don't have a good appetite and don't really want to eat this rice soup. Do you want it? Or can I give it to you?"

The man was an elderly man who had never made a sound. He looked like he had been locked up in this prison for a long time. He was thin and had a sick look on his face.

For him, finishing his own bowl was of course not enough. When he saw someone taking the initiative to share the food with him, of course he happily brought it over and kept saying thank you.

He didn't eat it immediately, but carefully placed the bowl in a corner and kept it properly, probably saving it for later.

It might be more appropriate to describe it as an empty-nest old man. This is also Gu Xiaoxi's intuitive feeling when he sees the old man now.

Gu Xiaoxi was able to take the initiative to give away the food, of course, because she was able to find someone to pay for free sex through the live broadcast room.

The behavior of the old man next to him certainly made people feel sympathetic, but Gu Xiaoxi did not intend to care too much about others casually.

After all, this is a prison. Can I be imprisoned without committing any crime? !

(Barrage:) "Uncle Gao, is it really appropriate for you to mention constipation when everyone is eating?"

"The medical students said it was not a big problem. After seeing egg drop soup-like stool, I was even able to drink a bowl of pumpkin porridge."

"Tell him! Tell that assassin what constipation means! I want to have fun!"

Gu Xiaoxi looked up and saw that the few people in his live broadcast room were still posting barrages to warm up the scene, and he felt a little relieved.However, she didn't want to continue to play with the unstable assassin Leiden. After all, the assassin had another intact pottery bowl in his hands.

If she really dared to deliberately reveal the meaning of constipation, the pottery bowl would become a murder weapon in an instant.

It's better to be a human being and cherish your life.

"Guess you want to search for: constipation."

Gu Xiaoxi was just about to find a reason to change the story, but he didn't expect that a mechanical female voice suddenly came from the live broadcast room.

Gu Xiaoxi:? ! !

Guess?Guess who wants to search? ? ?

[Master System, do you have to appear so suddenly every time? ]
[You asked me to work for you, and you actually started stabbing me? ! ! ]
"Constipation is a common disease, and the general symptom is a significant decrease in the frequency of bowel movements."

[Okay, okay, it’s relatively civilized. It scared me to death. ]
Gu Xiaoxi thought that was the end, but he didn't expect that the sound of the system was still going on. By the way, he also attached a picture very "considerately".

"The frequency of defecation is less than 3 times per week, and the feces are dry and hard, often accompanied by difficulty in defecation, including labored defecation, difficulty in defecation, a feeling of incomplete defecation, time-consuming defecation, and the need for manual assisted defecation."

"The smart voice assistant has finished playing for you."

As soon as the announcement was finished here, the sound of "yue" was heard over there.

[thank you!I really thank you! ]
[When did the smart voice assistant come?I do not know how? ]
[Are you as a system being too nosy? ! ]
[It has never appeared before, but now it suddenly appears, and it is so enthusiastically explained by voice, are you a pervert! ]
The so-called mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole is behind.

Gu Xiaoxi was scolding the system in her heart, so naturally many people were scolding her.

"Zhao Gao! You are looking for death!"

Hearing the angry voice of the assassin, Gu Xiaoxi reflexively held his head and started to avoid it.

When she heard the sound of the pottery bowl hitting the wall and breaking behind her, she stood up and looked back with relief.

It was broken into pieces again, even more completely than last time, which showed how deep the assassin's anger was.

But there was only one bowl for everyone in the prison. Now that the assassin broke his own bowl again, there couldn't be any other murder weapons.

Gu Xiaoxi felt more at ease now, and even his eyebrows were bolder than usual.

"You broke the bowl. Are you sure they will give you a new one?"

"Nothing to do with you!"

"Why are you ignoring me again? I'm not doing this just to care about you. If they don't give you a new bowl, not only will you have no one to eat with, but you will also have no one to threaten me. How serious is this. "

(Barrage:) "Uncle Gao, I beg you, you are no longer suitable to pretend to be cute at your age, please stop using such a little girl's tone, okay?"

"Don't tell me, it has reached a level of insignificance that ordinary people cannot match."

"This is so bad that I have to disinfect my ears after listening to it!"

Gu Xiaoxi himself just wanted to say a few words to respond to the assassin, but he did not expect that the original normal chatting tone and Zhao Gao's "unique" appearance would achieve unexpected results.

In this case, she had to seize the opportunity to disgust the assassin again and let him know the consequences of messing with someone without quality.

It's a pity that she didn't just offend the assassin this time. She suddenly released something difficult to evaluate while everyone was eating, which obviously aroused public outrage. (End of chapter)