Pirate: My partner is too crooked

Chapter 118 Beauty Aqua, oh, it turns out to be an illusion
What Lin Zhi didn't expect was that he had just finished explaining the two-color domineering training method to Gross.

Over there, Aqua started arguing with the soldiers.

The reason is that when everyone talked about the God's Trial three days later, Aqua proudly said that she was the goddess of water and a serious and well-organized god.

This sounds extremely ridiculous, and the soldiers naturally cannot believe it.

Even if you can perform wonderful skills, how could God be so cute and crazy?

The so-called God should be like the thunder falling from the sky, full of majesty and despair!
So of course, the soldiers took Aqua's words as drunken boasting.

After all, even they who are well-trained will brag a little while drinking, saying that I am the strongest man in the sky, that I am the world's greatest swordsman, etc.

So, with a three-part pandering and seven-part joking, the soldiers took over Aqua's words and showed their identities.

"Since you said so, Aqua, I won't pretend anymore. In fact, I am the God of Sea Clouds!"

"Hmph, I am the god of fists, and the blue sea is actually the big hole I made with one punch."

"What the hell, I'm still the God of the world, hahaha!"

……

Listen, listen, what are these words!

Aqua's strong competitive spirit was immediately aroused, and she clamored to take out the God of Bika Island and beat her up, so that these short-sighted bastards could take a good look at the true terrifying posture of the Water Goddess!
"So, is this the reason why you want to participate in the Trial of God?"

Lin Zhi sighed helplessly when he saw the stupid goddess running to him with hair all over his body.

Where did your arrogant attitude of looking down on trials go?

The capriciousness is also one of the biggest pitfalls of Aqua...

To be honest, Lin Zhi didn't want Aqua to come with him from the bottom of his heart, but her desire to win had been completely seduced.

Forcibly preventing her from participating in the God's Trial, God knows what kind of big trouble this cheater will cause if his head twitches!

"Gross, when the Trial of God starts, can you let this guy come with me?"

Lin Zhi was finally afraid of Aqua and turned to ask Gross.

"Well, the qualification test was conducted under the watchful eyes of the entire island's residents. The presence of so many people outside of the test is really against the rules..."

Gross frowned, looking troubled.

In fact, the peninsula covered by Bika's thunder and lightning is very wide. If someone wants to sneak in and participate in the God's Trial, the escort team will not be able to control it.

However, for those who successfully pass the qualification test, the escort team who are familiar with Bika's geographical environment will lead them for a certain distance, which can effectively avoid various dangerous areas.

This is an absolute advantage!
"Mr. Gross, if I remember correctly, soil on your Sky Island is a very precious and rare thing, right?"

Lin Zhi pointed at the ceiling of the restaurant, "There are some potted plants filled with soil on the deck of our ship. If you don't mind, take them."

"earth?!"

Hearing this strange yet familiar word, Gross and the soldiers behind him were all stunned, and even their breathing became rapid.

No matter which sky island it is placed on, it is a rare treasure that is hard to estimate!

After taking a few deep breaths to calm down, Gross said in a deep voice: "If you are really willing to use soil in exchange for a place in the trial, then there will definitely be no problem!"

"But didn't you just say it was against the rules?" Aqua blinked her blue eyes.

It's just a bit of soil, so why should I act so shocked?

Hey, a bunch of country bumpkins who have never seen the world!

Ah, no, it’s impossible for a country bumpkin to treat the dirt everywhere as a treasure!
Upon hearing the question, Gross was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and straightened his body, with a domineering and arrogant expression.

"In Bika, my rules are the rules!"

Aqua and Lin Zhi: "..."

Of course, this statement is bragging.

As a dedicated guard captain, although Gross has great power and strength, he is not a Celestial Dragon.

The precious soil collected will naturally not be kept privately, but will be handed over to Bika's cultural relics storage center so that the children on the entire island can remember this magical substance from the blue sea.With such a priceless treasure, the residents will naturally not care about the extra spots in the Trial of Gods.

In the final analysis, this kind of thing actually has nothing to do with them.

Looking at Gross's super-fast face change and triumphant posture, Lin Zhi's previous thoughts resurfaced.

It's so suitable, it's really suitable. This uncle with an unorthodox style is really suitable to become a crazy Axis cultist!
"Gross, I see great wisdom in your eyes."

After taking out a leaflet from the inside of the idiot goddess's holy robe, Lin Zhi looked at Gross with affirmation in his eyes, "How about, let's join a cult?"

……

Because the soldiers still had work to do tomorrow, and Gross also wanted to go back to study the two-color Haki as soon as possible, the rare and lively banquet ended early.

vomit~
At the entrance of the restaurant, Aqua had drunk too much...

Vomited again.

The colorful rainbow flies down three thousand feet along the white sea, and I don't know who will be lucky enough under the blue sea.

"Really, if you can't drink, just go to the table with the cat. With your limited drinking capacity, you can't even give up to the goddess of water."

Although he was vomiting, Lin Zhi still patted Aqua's back thoughtfully to make her vomit smoother and more comfortable.

At this time, Miao Miao, who had returned to the room and lay down, suddenly woke up, seemingly feeling an invisible offense...

If it were normal, if she heard such contemptuous words, the stupid goddess would definitely retort shamelessly.

But now she is so drunk that she even staggers when walking, muttering something like the God's Trial is nothing.

Finally, with a "plop", he fell on the clean restaurant floor and snored heartlessly.

Seeing this, Lin Zhi was too lazy to respond, walked out of the restaurant, and walked up the stairs to go back to his room to sleep.

Anyway, this alcoholic goddess's physical fitness is strong enough, so she won't have any problems just lying down and sleeping until dawn.

Thinking like this, when passing by the second deck, a bleak cold wind suddenly blew from the dark distance, bringing a bit of coolness.

After all, this is an altitude of [-] meters, and the temperature difference between day and night is huge. The cold air at night penetrates deeper into the bones than the blue sea, and has a slightly damp and cold shadow.

"Why do you put such a thing on the table..."

After letting out a heavy sigh, Lin Zhi finally relented, turned around, went downstairs, and returned to the restaurant on the first floor.

He reached out and hooked the knees and back of the stupid goddess, and slowly picked her up.

"I really can't figure it out. This thing obviously doesn't seem to weigh much, so how can it be so heavy?"

The familiar exaggerated weight came from his arms, and Lin Zhi couldn't help but let out a sigh.

In Windmill Village, when they ran to attack the bandit Sig's den, Lin Zhi carried Aqua on his back once because he had released excessive flood water and fell to the ground.

Now that I think about it, time flies really fast. Almost two months have passed since I made Aqua's wish come true.

I was very lucky to survive this famous cheating goddess for more than two months...

"It's so rude of Lin Zhi to say such words to the noble goddess. That's the weight of a goddess!"

In a blur, Aqua's lips moved slightly and she said words that were almost the same as before.

Is this guy still awake?
Lin Zhi looked down and saw the stupid goddess tilting her head, eyes closed tightly, letting her long aqua hair hang loose, covering her face that was a little rosy from drinking.

The bright moonlight outside shines in through the door window, making this delicate and fair face look divine and moving.

I have to say that Aqua is still pretty when she shuts up, isn't she?
Lin Zhi shook his head to get rid of the unnecessary illusions. When he looked at Aqua again, he saw drool (rainbow) on the corner of Aqua's mouth, and he was reaching out his hand without the image of a goddess, as if he wanted to scratch his belly.

Unfortunately, due to the restriction of her posture at this time, she accidentally landed on Lin Zhi's belly.

After scratching a few times to show a comfortable expression, he sucked back the rainbow saliva from the corner of his mouth and began to sleep soundly again.

Lin Zhi: "..."

Retarded goddess, you still have the image of a cute and beautiful girl for me!

(End of this chapter)