Pirate: My partner is too crooked

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

The holy light fell, and a sharp scream sounded from the skull's exaggeratedly opened jaws.

The many pirates who saw this scene were even more frightened, and they gathered together and hugged each other tightly.

I really don’t know where these cowards got the courage to attack a restaurant on the sea that was confronting the general…

"Hahaha, what a pleasant wail of pain."

Aqua put away the goddess staff with a proud look on her face, happily enjoying this long-lost beauty.

Seeing that there is no idiot Lin Zhi, this is the true strength and role of the Water Goddess!
"...Although it is indeed a howl, Aqua, are you sure that emotion is pain?"

Lin Zhimo poured a basin of cold water on the proud Aqua.

"Isn't it, that is the invincible purification that this goddess is proud of?"

Halfway through her words, Aqua noticed something strange.

The aqua blue pupils blinked, looking at the skull beside the broken sailboat with a bit of surprise and confusion.

After a brief scream, the skull stretched out its white palms to hold down the top hat that was about to fall off, and let out a loud sigh:
"Okay, what a bright light. I haven't seen such a bright light for a long time. My eyes were almost blinded by the light!"

"Although I'm just a skeleton, I don't actually have eyes, yo ho ho ho ho~"

Two brief cold jokes made the pirates on the opposite pirate ship who were half-frightened to death fell silent on the spot.

Everyone silently let go of the brothers who were hugging them, staring at each other with big eyes.

For some reason, as soon as this thing opened its mouth, it felt inexplicably not so scary anymore.

Even the well-informed Meow Meow and King showed quite subtle expressions.

"It's okay? It seems like it's still a cadre-level undead monster."

Aqua looked at Brooke with admiration, gearing up, and a more brilliant divine light burst out from her body.

Just when she was getting ready to make a big move, the skeleton in the black dress suddenly looked around as if frightened: "Undead monster? Or is it a cadre level?"

"Where is it? What I'm most afraid of is this kind of creepy monster!"

Aqua in the spell-casting state: "..."

"You are that creepy monster Meow!!!"

This time, even the relatively calm Meow Meow could not remain calm, and his teeth turned into jagged shapes and shouted angrily at Brooke.

"Ah? Me? How is this possible? I am a serious human being! Even though I only have a set of bones left."

Brooke stared at Meowth standing on the bow with his empty eyes. After two and a half seconds of silence, he stepped back and exclaimed: "Wait! The talking pet cat!"

"Why do you look scared? A skeleton that can speak human language is even scarier, nya!!"

All the hair on Meow Meow's body stood on end.

Not scared, but irritated by the phrase "pet cat".

But it is indeed true. Although there are many Pokémon with humanoid skeletons in the world where it is located, this is the only one that can speak human language and deserves a beating!
"I see. I'm sorry for not explaining it in advance."

After realizing the problem, Brooke gracefully took off his hat, bowed slightly to everyone, and introduced himself:

"My name is Brooke. I am a Devil Fruit user who ate the Underworld Fruit. For some reason, when my soul returned to the dead body, it became what it is now. You don't have to be afraid of this at all."

After all, they have seen many strange fruit abilities. After Brooke said this, King and Meow Meow were able to understand quickly.

Kangna, who was still unfamiliar with the world of pirates, looked at Brooke curiously with her big eyes open.

"No wonder this goddess's invincible purification magic has no effect. In other words, you are still a human now, right?"

As a well-informed water goddess, Aqua immediately nodded in understanding.

Souls and resurrection are commonplace to her!
Recalling what Brooke had just said, the idiot goddess narrowed her eyes slightly and teased in an inexplicable tone: "The reason you said is that the soul accidentally got lost when it returned to the body, right?"

"No, I'm not lost. I was just delayed because of something." Brooke's tone sounded very unconfident.

As an old man who has lived for decades, it is really difficult for him to face such a little girl's negative history.

Although he is just a skeleton and has no face...

"Pfft, that means you're lost! Really, how could there be such a stupid person in the world who can't even find his own body hahaha!"

Aqua was amused on the spot, holding her belly and pointing her hand at Brooke, where she laughed unbridled.

So where does a guy who can get lost in the small Shuangyue Village get the courage to laugh at other people's stupidity...

After calming down, King quietly looked at Aqua, deeply shocked by his shamelessness.

In contrast, Lin Zhi, who was more aware of the bad character of the idiot goddess, looked calm and was used to it.

"That broken flag, if you read it correctly, should be the Lombard Pirates that were active in the sea decades ago, right? Are you one of them?"

He raised his hand and pointed at the dilapidated pirate flag on the ghost ship, and chose a more suitable entry point.

"I didn't expect that after such a long time, someone would still remember us."

Hearing this, Brooke was stunned for a moment, and wiped his face with his skull palm, "This really brings tears to my eyes, although I don't have eyes and can't shed tears of emotion."

"Yo ho ho ho ho ho ~"

The magical laughter echoed in the empty and dilapidated pirate ship. The laughter that should have been a lively atmosphere was now filled with deep bitterness and loneliness.

All the friends he had been with day and night were killed, and he was left alone, drifting in the dark sea for decades.

If there is no agreement that must be fulfilled, it is difficult to imagine whether he can stick to it.

"Wait a minute, Rumba Pirates! Isn't it just that, that, that, that, that..."

The familiar words entered Aqua's ears, echoed several times in her not-so-smart head, and then flowed out again along the water that went in.

That's right, it's natural for the idiot goddess to remember where she heard of this pirate group.

"When we passed the Upside Down Mountain and entered the Grand Line, the old man in beach shorts mentioned that the big whale is waiting for the pirates, Meow?" Meow, who had a bright mind, said thoughtfully.

"Yes, yes! Big stupid fish!" Aqua, who had been thinking for a long time, suddenly realized and farted successfully.

"Rabu? Have you ever met Rab?!!"

Memories of the past came to mind along with familiar names. Brooke could no longer remain calm. He jumped over the railing of the broken sailboat and jumped to the deck of the Infinite Dream with his light body.

The pirate ships behind, who had finally calmed down, were startled by this sudden movement, and retreated as far away as possible at the speed of light. "If you are referring to the large whales waiting in Twin Gorges, then you are right." Lin Zhi turned to look at Brooke who became excited.

Under its feet, dark shadows were clearly visible.

At this point in time, has the shadow not been taken away by Moria?

"That's it, it's Rab the Whale, absolutely nothing wrong!"

"I didn't expect that after so many years, it has not forgotten the agreement and is still guarding the Twin Gorges."

Brooke burst into tears after receiving the news about her partner.

So why can a skeleton shed tears?
Lin Zhi, who was quite familiar with Brooke, had obviously lost his focus.

"Not only that, it often bangs its head against the Red Earth Continent. Even if its body is covered with scars, it still wants to find you."

After understanding the situation, King no longer panicked and spoke in a deep voice about what happened to Rabu the Whale.

The intricate scars that covered his head like ravines were still vivid in his mind to this day and could not be forgotten.

"Is that guy a fool to hit the Red Earth Continent with his head? How could he possibly be able to hit it!"

You can imagine that Brooke, who was in Rab's state at this time, was extremely anxious. He took a step and was about to leave the deck, "No, I have to go to it now!"

For so many years, he wanted to find Rab all the time.

However, driving a broken ship with a broken rudder, and having no goal or direction, it is impossible to leave this devil's triangle shrouded in black mist!
But now, after hearing the current situation of his partner Rab, he can no longer care so much. Even if he dies of exhaustion in the sea, he still has to run out of the sea!
Lin Zhigang wanted to stop him, but Aqua, who had always had a deep hatred for undead monsters, took the lead and shouted: "Wait!"

Brooke turned back in surprise.

"Although this goddess and skulls are not incompatible with each other, you are not that annoying."

"So I will tell you with great mercy. Under the influence of this goddess, that stupid whale will no longer engage in self-destructive behavior such as banging his head against the mainland."

After only two and a half seconds of seriousness, Aqua, who knew the cause and effect, became complacent again.

Thinking of Rab who was brainwashed by the teachings of Axis Cult, Lin Zhi felt an inexplicable headache.

If Brooke knew Raab's mental state at this time, he would probably be even more anxious than he is now...

"That's it."

After receiving the news that Rab was safe, Brooke was obviously much calmer, "Thank you very much. That guy must have caused you a lot of trouble, right?"

Only then did he have enough time to look at the beautiful girl in front of him.

"There's no need to express your gratitude. After all, it was its own choice. Well, a very correct choice! Of course, if you really want to express your gratitude, this goddess will not refuse."

Although there were no eyes, Aqua could still feel the obvious gaze from those empty eye sockets.

Opposite me, the lustful skeleton who had been brewing for a long time finally couldn't help but say after hesitating for a while: "So, this super beautiful girl, can you let me see your fatness?"

As soon as this word came out, the audience was silent.

Sure enough, the plot has developed to this point...

Lin Zhi put his hand on his forehead, his face speechless.

Brooke is quite good in terms of sense of responsibility, vision, experience, and strength, but this stinking problem makes him a bit unserious.

Even a middle-aged aunt can ask the old pornographic exporter how serious he can be!
Aqua happily waited for the other person to thank her: "?!!"

The air became extremely silent. Only Kangna stood up and pointed her little finger at Brooke with a serious expression: "hentai!"

hum.

The next second, brilliant flames illuminated the dark sea.

Brooke, who was full of expectations, through his own efforts, successfully obtained a divine fist from the Goddess of Water.

……

In any case, Brooke finally boarded the Infinite Dream with Lin Zhi's consent.

In addition to the fiery Aqua, Meow King and Kangna, they all recognized Brooke as a man who would carry out his agreement to the end, ah no, to be precise, he was a skeleton.

After a brief understanding, they quickly became familiar with each other.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, is it the King of the Seven Warlords who appeared after the Age of Discovery? You are going to find such a guy now."

"But it's really surprising. Roger, the newcomer who was relatively famous back then, actually became the Pirate King?"

In the restaurant on the first floor, Brooke drank a glass of milk in one gulp to repair the bones that were broken apart by the fist of God.

As the milk is digested, the cracked gaps in the bones heal rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Needless to say, milk and cola are definitely the two most amazing liquid drinks in the pirate world!
Even Meow Meow, whose physique was resistant to lightning, couldn't help but marvel.

Kang Na gently tugged on Lin Zhi's trouser leg and expressed that she also wanted to drink the magical milk.

Lin Zhi naturally did not refuse. He went to the large freezer in the restaurant, rummaged through it, and took out a carton of milk and handed it to Kangna.

"Try it, Kangna. This is much fresher than the glass of milk that Brooke drank that is about to expire."

Brooke, who had just put down his empty glass, said: "...Although it's a bit abrupt to say this, Mr. Lin Zhi, I'm still here."

"Hahaha! What a pity, perverted skeleton, Lin Zhi is such an insidious and sinister guy." Aqua sneered from the side.

Having tasted the overnight beef noodles made by Lin Zhi himself, she said this with great weight.

Speaking of this, Miaomiao and King also nodded in agreement.

"Let's just take it as your compliment to me, Aqua." Lin Zhi's face was calm and his heart was not beating. He was as steady as a rock.

Brooke scratched his lush black hair and looked at his firm-looking partner and his less-than-serious boss.

For a moment, he realized that he seemed to be on a pirate ship, not a restaurant on the sea!
While the Infinite Dream, which had a relatively harmonious atmosphere, continued to sail toward the depths of the dark sea.

The terrifying three-masted sailing ship, the central castle, and the underground freezer.

"Hehehehe, with the shadow of this 5600 million Bailey supernova, plus the super giant clan called the devil, we will definitely not lose to that bastard Kaido!"

Onion, who was obese but not bloated, stood in front of the cold door and let out an unusually high-pitched laugh.

After a slight pause, Moria raised his arms high, grabbed the shadow of the Supernova Electric Boy that was struggling and resisting in his palm, and thrust it into the body of the giant Oz!
(The 5600 million here should be regarded as the [-] million in ten years. In fact, what I care about more is why Moria has the confidence to kill Kaido after getting Luffy's shadow, hahaha) (End of this chapter)