My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 204: Everyone, I, my catastrophe, has arrived in advance.
"Your Majesty, Shen Qingyun is causing trouble, I will go now..."

Qin Moju waved his hand and said thoughtfully: "No, rhythm... is really the key to this gymnastics."

Hearing this, Huo Xiu breathed a sigh of relief and frowned, "But this is tantamount to cheating..."

"Haha, if it's possible for others, but he..." Qin Moran smiled gently, "The Law Department Shop is doing well."

Huo Xiu said with a smile: "The old minister told him a few months ago that after thinking about it for so long, he should have some achievements, so as to be worthy of His Majesty's attention."

"The words "Immortal to the people" are really popular in my heart, but it's a pity..."

Shaking his head, Qin Moju seemed unwilling to continue.

But the word "pity" made another thought come to his mind.

"I heard that you accepted him as your disciple?"

Oh, even His Majesty knows about it?
Huo Xiu was secretly happy and was about to speak...

The astuteness of serving the monarch for over 200 years gave him a slap in the face and told him to sober up.

"No, your majesty's tone... is a bit resentful. I'm afraid it's not... eh? I'll beg his mother!"

His heart trembled, his expression changed, and he was even more shocked when he spoke.

"Accept him as your disciple? What bastard is spreading rumors everywhere? I request your Majesty to order a thorough investigation and... restore my innocence!"

Speaking of innocence, Huo Xiu's voice was choked up.

I don't know if I feel aggrieved or angry.

Anyway, Qin Moju came to listen to it as if he was angry, and comforted him: "I'm afraid it's just hearsay. Don't pay too much attention to me."

"Yeah, sir, no, I don't care..."

"You don't care and you still grind your teeth?"

"Old minister... his cultivation is improving and his teeth are growing continuously."

When Qin Moju was sent away, Huo Xiu's face turned dark... his white face was completely black, full of evil spirits.

"It's such a stupid scene. Fortunately, I didn't respond directly that day..."

"Hey, my little Shen!"

"Hey, my majesty!"

Everyone can see that Huo Xiu is depressed.

Therefore, the first life meeting of the Law Department after the training started with a haze.

Shen Qingyun looked around at everyone.

Huo Xiu was lying lazily in the armchair, with a dazed expression on his face, his eyes were empty, and the corners of his mouth were slightly depressed, as if he was crying but not crying.

Lu Buxian lowered his head and read the paper, as if he was checking himself and there was still room for improvement.

Tang Lin was sitting cross-legged on a stool with his eyes slightly closed, as if he was about to survive a catastrophe and should not be disturbed by human affairs.

Mai's head grew into two, as if she had written it herself, and after two days she no longer recognized her.

Tuobatian frowned, slightly nervous.

Tuoba Qian was eliminated due to the selection. At this moment, he was even more cautious and trembling.

Du Kui was still pretending to be calm.

Lian Zhan gnashes his teeth, as if chewing on the founder of the examination system.

"If Brother Liu were here, he would be calm and chatting and laughing..."

Shen Qingyun thought so.

Lu Buxian coughed twice and spoke calmly.

"The first audit meeting of the Law Department will be hosted by me. Xiao Shen, you will be responsible for taking notes."

Shen Qingyun nodded and started writing.

Everyone who was already nervous felt excited again when they heard this serious opening statement.

Tang Lin couldn't help but shake his butt, trying to get rid of his uneasiness.

"Those who attended this examination include Lord Huo Xiuhuo, general administrator of the Ministry of Law, Lu Buxian, Tang Lin, experienced in the Ministry of Law, Shen Qingyun, judge of the Ministry of Law, Lian Zhan..."

"Liu Gaosheng, deputy director of the Ministry of Law, due to official business..."

Speaking of this, Lu Buxian paused slightly and looked at Shen Qingyun.

Seeing Shen Qingyun nodding, he continued: "Let's hold a supplementary meeting with Commander Yin in Luowufang City. The inspection meeting will officially begin. This inspection meeting is the first since the implementation of the inspection system. Every word you say will be understood. Including the records, the theme of this meeting is to summarize since joining the company..."

"From the six aspects of thought, attitude, ability, execution, subjective initiative, and cooperation spirit, combined with case analysis and summary... Tuoba Qian, you come first."

I came first, which means I died first, right?

Feeling the sad gaze of his colleagues, Tuoba Qian swallowed his saliva and opened his mouth...

"Remind me again," Lu Buxian pushed the air, "Since this is the first time, the Town and Immortal Departments will refer to our meeting minutes."

It just means dying naked in front of the entire Forbidden Military Division!

Tuoba Yan felt like he had been stripped naked like the girls in Yingchun Tower before he opened his mouth.

Seeing that the leader was silent for a long time, Lu Buxian did not urge him.

To be honest, he was scared to be the first to take the lead.

Tuoba Qian brewed for a long time and opened his mouth again...

"I, I am guilty..."

Is it so direct?

Everyone's hair stood on end.

Shen Qingyun was numb. He didn't know whether he should write the first sentence on the paper.

"What if there is really a crime... Aren't the minutes of the meeting just the evidence to be presented in court? The kind that even adults can't save..."

He couldn't help but look at Lu Buxian.

Lu Buxian actually nodded: "Very good. It seems that your self-analysis is profound. Please continue."

"Yes, I, my thoughts... are dirty..."

puff!
Du Kui lowered his head suddenly and squirted.

Tuobatian's expression also changed, and he stared at his brother in disbelief.

"I've read his manuscript, and it's obviously not like this..."

And can you really say that you have dirty thoughts?

"You don't think about yourself or the Tuoba family?"

For a moment, he seemed to see the monuments of the ancestors of the Tuoba family rising from the ground, flying straight towards the heavenly scourge, intending to carry out the righteous act of exterminating relatives!

Tang Lin, who was aloof, also perked up his ears.

At this moment, he felt that this control was simply not too good.

Shen Qingyun had to stop it.

"If you really need to write this down, Tuoba Qian will be doomed..."

Sighing secretly, he raised his right hand: "Lu Qianqian, I request to suspend the meeting."

Seeing Lu Buxian nodding, he looked towards Tuoba Qian.

"You can't just talk in vain. I need to explain it with your work examples, so...at least I can't think of how your work can reflect the word "dirty". Brother Tuoba, think about it carefully."

When the two brothers Tuoba heard this, they almost cried.

"I will definitely ask Brother Shen to stay at Yingchun Tower later!"

With Shen Qingyun's reminder, Tuoba Yan no longer pushed himself to death.

But the intensity of the analysis...

Tang Lin felt that it was at least comparable to the Second Level of Heavenly Tribulation.

After Tuoba Yan finished speaking, his clothes were already soaked, but he felt something strange in his heart.

From joining the official uniform and visiting brothels, to being eliminated during training and selection, he has become a negative example for the Ministry of Law at almost every step.

"It's strange. After you finished speaking, you felt...a lot more relaxed?"

"Well, the analysis is good," Lu Buxian said with a smile, "Do you feel much more relaxed?"

Tuoba Yan nodded and sighed: "It's such a relief."

"It's not only about summarizing experience and lessons, but also about getting to know yourself again. This is one of the meanings of the examination." Lu Buxian looked at Tuobatian, "Fighting brother, are you here?"

"Okay, I'll come."

With his younger brother at the bottom, Tuoba Tian felt a lot more stable. At least he didn't say anything, so I was guilty.

But the intensity of his analysis was even greater than that of his younger brother.

After Tuobatian finished speaking, the smile on Lu Buxian's face became stronger, and everyone felt a little more relaxed.

Then came Du Kui and Mai.

Du Kui's analysis was general.

When Lu Buxian heard this, he knew that this sister had not broken the wall of self-admiration yet, but she remained calm.

"I..." Mai said the first word and then approached Shen Qingyun, "Brother Shen, help me see what this is..."

Shen Qingyun glanced at him, his eyes filled with circles.

"Brother Mai, how many times have you changed this?"

"It took seven or eight days to change."

"Just, didn't you think of copying it again?"

Everyone also understood.

The unit of change all uses the quantifier day, so you can imagine how big the change was.

And such a large amount of changes are all on a piece of paper...

"At least analyzing attitude is worth learning for some people." Lu Buxian pushed the air, "Then just say a few words impromptu, it will be more real."

Hearing this, everyone felt excited.

Are you afraid that if it’s not the second time for the life-examination meeting, you won’t be allowed to read the manuscript?After Mai finished speaking, it was Lian Zhan.

Lian Zhan's words are quite satisfactory, and the whole article is filled with humility.

"Don experience?"

Can't you see that I'm preparing for a catastrophe?

Tang Lin reluctantly opened his eyes and said a few words hastily.

Next, there is Shen Qingyun.

Shen Qingyun put down his pen without taking the paper, and put his fingers on the table with his hands intertwined.

"According to the requirements of this audit life meeting, I carefully searched for my problems in various aspects and conducted a profound analysis of them. I will now report the situation as follows, first, in terms of thinking..."

Can you say one, two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight?

Everyone looked at each other.

"I think there are three reasons for these problems. First, the consciousness of being firm in the law is not strong enough. Second, the determination to strictly abide by the law is not strong enough. Third, the initiative in learning the law is not strong enough..."

Throwing it out at three o'clock, Huo Xiu's soul was brought back.

"What are you doing? Why does it sound so beautiful?"

Lu Buxian even started copying...notes.

"In view of my own shortcomings, in the future I will continue to improve my business capabilities and work level under the correct guidance of Lord Tongzheng, Lu Xingcheng and Tang Xingcheng..."

This is absolute bullshit!

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Brother Shen can flatter you like an antelope hanging its horns during self-analysis?"

Shen Qingyun smiled slightly.

"The above is a self-analysis, which may not be profound and accurate. I sincerely ask everyone to provide more criticism. I will accept it with an open mind and make serious corrections."

After speaking, he picked up his pen to write and copied what he just said.

The crowd was silent.

Compared with Shen Qingyun's self-analysis, theirs is nothing.

But turn your head and think about it again...

Suspicion grew in Lian Zhan's eyes.

"Brother Shen is so fluent in self-analysis, is there anything to say?"

Finally, Lu Buxian appeared.

Relying on the hard skills he has accumulated over more than ten years, even if he changed it according to Shen Qingyun's standard answer, he still managed to do it without leaking.

After he finished asking everyone to criticize, Lian Zhan's suspicion towards Shen Qingyun disappeared a lot.

"Brother Shen is not the only one, I'm afraid the two of them are working together!"

Just as he was thinking about it, Lu Buxian's voice sounded.

"Okay, the self-analysis is over," he smiled slightly, "Now comes the criticism."

When the main event came, everyone was shocked again.

"This is the viciousness of the examination system!"

"Damn it, if you cut someone else's body open, you are no longer a human being!"

"You must pay attention to your relationship with colleagues in the future!"

"My colleagues are fine. Are you not seeking death for criticizing your superior?"

……

Giving criticism is still the same order as before.

Tuoba Yan's face turned dark to the naked eye.

"This time, I can only sacrifice my brother!"

Tuobatian was taken aback for a moment when his younger brother looked at him meaningfully, and then he clenched his fists.

"I want to criticize Tuoba Tian!"

Seeing this, Huo Xiu not only didn't feel aggrieved, he was almost happy.

"Tuoba Tianyin violated the yin and yang. After the incident of visiting the brothel, he went there...five times!"

Pretty!

Everyone clapped their hands in their hearts.

Huo Xiu didn't behave like a human being, and instructed: "Tuoba Tian, ​​you have to accept other people's opinions with a smile. They are all for your own good. What do you think?"

"My lord, that's what you said." Tuoba Tian bit his teeth so hard that they bled. He turned around and gave his brother a smile, "I accept your criticism, Mr. Lu, is it my turn now?"

"Ah."

"I want to criticize Tuoba Qian!"

puff!
Du Kui squirted again.

"Tuoba Qian has been to at least eight more times than me! He thinks I don't know. He takes money from me every time. How can I not know?"

Seeing that both brothers were starting to roll up their sleeves, Lu Buxian knocked on the table: "Accept it with an open mind! Who else do you two want to criticize?"

"No, it's him!" the two brothers pointed at each other.

Lu Buxian didn't force it, after all, it was everyone's first time.

Next...

Du Kui criticized the Tuoba brothers even more harshly than the two brothers fighting each other.

The two brothers looked at each other, and the corners of their mouths twitched at the same time - thanking Du Kui for bringing the brothers back together.

Mai was upright and criticized Tang Lin in a low voice for being free and loose. Tang Lin gave him a smile.

I spent a long time humbly...

"Lu Qianqian, when you speak, can you not push me so much?"

Shen Qingyun glanced at Lian Zhan.

Everyone took a deep breath.

Tuoba Qian was almost happy.

"He's humble and honest here and there, but he's clearly a tough guy!"

Lu Buxian was also stunned by the criticism. He said for a long time: "I have been used to it for more than ten years. I try my best. How can I experience it?"

Tang Lin, who was criticized, immediately laughed and said: "I would like to criticize Governor Ma on the following dozen points. First, he has poor literacy and even wrote wrong words at such a big age. Second, he does not do his job properly. He does not work much and earns too much money. Third... …”

Shen Qingyun pursed his lips and touched his nose while recording.

"This meeting is really an unexpected joy. I will come back to participate next time!"

After Mai was blushing with criticism, Tang Lin gave up and said, "Let's just say that much for now."

It sounds like there are dozens more?
A new version of Tang Lin was launched online, leaving a deep impression on everyone.

Finally it was Shen Qingyun's turn, and everyone sat upright.

Shen Qingyun put down his pen and looked around at everyone.

"The performance of all my colleagues is remarkable, but some areas need to be improved."

"For example, Tuoba Qian, in the second selection game, he had the idea of ​​taking advantage, but the result was completely different."

"Tuobatian always takes care of his younger brother. His intentions are good, but sometimes he also covers up his shortcomings, which is not conducive to his growth."

"Sackcloth..."

……

"Tang Xingcheng just entered the secular world. Although his temperament is indifferent, his progress is seen by everyone."

Isn't the so-called progress just the dozen points that criticized Mai?
Everyone nodded repeatedly and secretly praised Brother Shen for his high level.

"I've been approved, the problem has been pointed out, and I still don't blush, tsk..."

However, when Shen Qingyun finished talking about Tang Lin and stopped talking, those who knew about it couldn't help but laugh.

"He didn't even dare to criticize Shangguan for the examination system proposed by Shen Ge..."

Yes, there are so many ways to die, why do you have to commit suicide yourself?
Lu Buxian hesitated for a moment and was about to continue...

"After talking for a long time, no one criticized me?" Huo Xiu was unhappy, "Then the examination system has become a decoration? It is impossible for Shangguan to be perfect."

The crowd trembled.

"Xiao Shen, come here." Huo Xiu raised his chin.

Everyone was stunned. Did Brother Shen offend the Lord?

Shen Qingyun frowned for a long time before speaking.

"Then please tell me about your shortcomings..."

Dare to say it!

Everyone’s hearts are in their throats!
Huo Xiu, who was boarding the sedan chair for the first time, couldn't help but feel weak.

"The biggest shortcoming of adults is that they don't take good care of their bodies. They take care of everything and work hard, but they only have a simple meal on weekdays. As a body training major, you only eat a handful of refined foods a year. You are even more frugal at home. Colleagues, maybe you don't know, The meat we eat in your house last year was only half a pig. Every time I think about this, I can’t help but shed tears..."

Everyone heard thunder rolling from the sky.

next moment.

"Everyone..."

When everyone turned around, they saw Tang Lin's face was pale and he was smiling bitterly.

"Tang experience, you..."

Tang Lin glanced at Shen Qingyun and said helplessly: "I, my catastrophe has come early."

Everyone was stunned for a long time.

Then, swish, swish, he turned his head and stared at Shen Qingyun, exclaiming in his heart, "What a guy!"

(End of this chapter)