My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 270 Damn it, why did you write two pages?
  late at night.

Mu Xiushan was splashed with ink.

A few scattered bits of light are like the whitening of the sky and the earth.

The faint smoke of fireworks is hidden in it, making this blessed place lively.

Brother and sister Qin Moju and Huo Xiu stood on the edge of the cliff, overlooking the scene of friendship below.

What the three of them were thinking about was not such trivial matters.

"Cooperation is cooperation, and there are high and low statuses," Qin Moju lamented, "You must not lose your dignity, but you can give in to your future interests."

The two people behind him nodded.

Huo Xiu smiled and said, "What your Majesty said is that a small loss is actually a blessing."

"How is the layout in Luowufang City?" Qin Moran asked.

Qin Moju smiled slightly: "Guixu Sect and Mu Xiuzong don't mind sharing some soup."

Huo Xiu nodded subconsciously and was suddenly startled: "They... don't know about the Five Realm Spirit Boat?"

It is impossible to send out a five-level spirit boat at will, regardless of whether the autumn wind is good or bad, and the same is true for the Beast Sect.

When Qin Moju heard this, he smiled and said nothing.

Huo Xiu vaguely noticed something and didn't dare to think too much.

Qin Moran frowned: "The Five Realm Spirit Boat... wasn't given by a passing expert?"

Hearing this, Qin Moju and Huo Xiu nodded.

"Brother, are you hiding something from me?" Qin Moran was suspicious.

Seeing that his sister had given up the separation between king and minister, Qin Moju said seriously: "It is indeed a gift from a passing expert."

Qin Moran rolled his eyes: "I know a little bit more about the world of immortality."

The implication is, don’t hide it from me, I can still provide you with advice.

The two men nodded in unison, but the topic suddenly changed.

"That Elder Hua, what's going on?"

"Back to Your Majesty, it is said that the exercises lead to rejuvenation."

"Rejuvenated?" Qin Moju asked doubtfully, "Isn't it still her?"

Qin Moran heard the true meaning of the words and explained: "Although the age has not changed, the state of Taoism has returned to its peak. From the perspective of the world of immortality, it is indeed rejuvenation."

The second man nodded again, but in his mind he was thinking about the old wife going to Jinzhou to meet her parents-in-law...

As a result, after thinking about it, my mind suddenly changed——

"It would be great if Liu Gaosheng can find a wife!"

The two of them looked at each other and saw that they had the same thoughts. While they were thankful, they also felt resentful.

"Let's review, did the two of us have any involvement in this matter?"

"Return to your majesty, I can guarantee that this is not the case at all!"

"Hmm...do you have any influence?"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"The two of them developed freely until everything came naturally?"

"I cannot guarantee that the two of them are innocent, but your Majesty and the veteran are absolutely innocent!"

"That's good, but it's empty talk..."

"Xiao Shen is very good at writing scripts. Why not write the love story between Liu Gaosheng and the world of immortals and spread it in Jinzhou?"

Huo Xiu is indeed a bad student...

Qin Moju said silently: "Try to... make it up better."

This is His Majesty's greatest kindness.

Huo Xiu nodded silently.

Qin Moju was happy to see Liu Gaosheng and Elder Mu Xiu Zonghua become a couple.

It's not just Liu Gaosheng who has a loose temper and needs someone to control him.

Its important significance also lies in that whether it is Qin Wu or Mu Xiuzong, they will have an additional anchor point for the other party.

"This trip was really a bit too smooth..."

With the help of Gui Xu Sect, Bu Xian Sect established a foothold in Motian.

Qin Wu took a big step towards the world of immortality.

"What we need to worry about now is the Beast Sect and the Four Sects." Qin Moju looked at his sister, "Mo Ran, how do you think the Beast Sect will fight back?"

Qin Moran said without thinking: "I can't think of it."

The two men were stunned.

"The actions are unpredictable and impossible to predict," Qin Moran lamented, "It cost tens of millions of spirit stones to send a formless spirit horse in disguise. What is the purpose? I still can't figure it out."

Huo Xiu frowned and stroked his beard: "It's really weird, so be careful."

"It won't turn into a armed conflict," Qin Moju said gently, "I don't like violence either."

Your Majesty, please listen to what you have to say!
  Huo Xiu said with a smile: "Your Majesty is benevolent and considerate of all living things. It is true that Qin Wu has your Majesty at the helm...this is truly what I said from the bottom of my heart."

Qin Moju withdrew his warning gaze and hummed, "I will bring the senior officials of Jie Tianhui back tomorrow, pick up the guard commander, and also bring the second batch of selection teams."

The second batch of selection teams consists of [-] people.

His talent may not be as good as that of the great perverts of the Law Department, but he can compete with ordinary disciples of the five sects compared to those in the world of immortality.

Moreover, the cultivation level of the second batch of body refiners was one level higher than Liu Gaosheng and the others.

“Your Majesty’s intention is to take the employment path?”

Qin Moju nodded and said: "I think the effect is good. The group of sect geniuses have been hit hard, and they are secretly working hard. Let's call them over and have a go. It will be more efficient."

"Speaking of this," Qin Moran couldn't help but sigh, "In just three months, the improvement in the combat power of the genius of the Law Department is really exaggerated."

When the two men heard this, the words "office gymnastics" came to mind.

Huo Xiu smiled and waited for a pat...

From the bonfire below, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight could be heard, and in the gaps there were vague conversations between men and women.

"Brother Shen, what kind of skill is this?"

"This is the office gymnastics of Qin Wu Jin Wu Division."

“What is office gymnastics?”

"In short, it is used to move the body and relieve fatigue during leisure time."

"It looks like it's very interesting."

"Senior sisters, let's do some activities together, there is a big event coming next!"

……

When the three bosses saw this, they all touched their noses.

"That's not good?"

"It's just for nourishing the body and mind. It shouldn't conflict with their exercises."

"Tsk, Xiao Shen's damn affinity."

……

It stands to reason that Qin Wu and others have long been accustomed to office gymnastics.

But that's at home.

Now when I came to the world of cultivating immortals, I saw that Brother Shen was not only practicing, but even making sales in a grand manner. They all covered their faces.

"Isn't it about friendship?"

"Brother Shen said, let's move around first..."

"Shame to death, shame to death!"

"Everyone, please get moving. I guess you are taking out a small notebook somewhere."

……

The big perverts in the Law Department stood up.

The little geniuses of the sect looked at each other.

"There's so much work in the Law Department."

"Afraid it's a secret that won't be told?"

"Bah, this thing needs to be spread!"

"Aren't the ladies across from you all practicing?"

"Don't you look at who's wearing the headband."

……

The female cultivator of Mu Xiuzong was full of interest, and Shen Qingyun was even more attentive.

"This senior sister..."

"Don't call me senior sister, my slave...Xiao Pitao."

"Uh, Junior Sister Peach, straighten your arms and lift your chest..."

Xiaomi Tao puffed up her chest.

Tuoba Qian felt that his nose was itchy and there was a sign of bleeding.

"Fake." Tuoba Tian reminded secretly.

Tuoba Qian immediately became bored and said through gritted teeth: "The stubborn Liu Gaosheng is so indifferent that he almost misleads me into being innocent."

"If you think about it a little bit, it always has an eye-catching effect."

As soon as Shen Qingyun started correcting his movements, the female cultivator of Mu Xiuzong was so excited that she kept making mistakes, fearing that she would not get Brother Shen's guidance.

"It's terrible if this goes on..."

After correcting it for a while, Shen Qingyun couldn't bend his thumb anymore and quickly shouted stop.

"Okay, the warm-up is over, now let's start the mini-game."

After all the activities, everyone at the scene became much more emotional.

Shen Qingyun looked around and said with a smile: "It just so happens that there are one group of senior sisters from the Mu Xiu Sect, one group from the Law Department, and one group from the sect members."

"Brother Shen," Tuoba Que shouted, "What kind of game is this?"

"The game is very simple," Shen Qingyun introduced. "One group will tell the person's name, one group will tell the location, and the other group will tell what they are doing..."

After an introduction, everyone understood it, found it interesting, and took action one after another.

Not long after, the three black boxes in front of Shen Qingyun were filled with the wisdom crystals of the three groups.

In the first round, Mu Xiuzong provided the name of the person, the sect provided the location, and the Law Department provided what to do.

Shen Qingyun first took out a small piece of paper from the name secret box, unfolded it and read: "Shen... uh..."

His face became visibly bitter: "Shen Qingyun."

When everyone heard this, they laughed in low voices.

Then he pulled out the second camera obscura, Shen Qingyun unfolded it and relaxed his brows slightly.

"The location is on the stage where everyone is watching."

After saying that, he glanced at the little geniuses of the sect and secretly thought, these gentlemen haven't had enough?

"Brother Shen, hurry up and draw the third box!" Mu Xiuzong's female cultivator's eyes gleamed.

Shen Qingyun smiled, pulled out the third box of small notes, and unfolded it...

He closed it with a swish, his face expressionless.

Everyone in the Law Department was sweating.

"What did you write...?"

“Does it matter what you write?”

"It's not important, the important thing is..."

"Damn it, aren't all Brother Shen's names in the first box?"

"Is it too late for us to rewrite it now?"

……

Although they didn't say what they were doing, the female cultivators' eyes began to glow green when they saw Shen Qingyun's behavior.

"Brother Shen, tell me quickly!"

"This is a game proposed by Brother Shen himself, so you can't cheat!"

"Hehe, I'm really looking forward to it..."

……

The little geniuses of the sect were suspicious.

"Why didn't he say it?"

"I'm afraid he's playing hard to get, he's a playful person."

"Tch, I like to be straightforward!"

"I want to help him read it!"

……

孽 孽!
  Shen Qingyun roared secretly and unfolded the small piece of paper again, confirming that it was Brother Liu's handwriting...

"I have to admit that Brother Liu is extremely targeted..."

But you are targeting the wrong person!

"Smile sweetly."

When these two words came out, the world became quiet.

The flames of the bonfire in the center of the crowd all condensed into a roar.

Gradually, there was a cooing sound.

Then developed into a soprano hahaha.

In the end, the men and women laughed together.

The more he smiled, the clearer the scene in everyone's mind of Shen Qingyun smiling coquettishly on the stage where everyone was watching.

The clearer it is, the harder it is to laugh.

Within Muxiu Sect, muffled sounds could be heard from several retreat rooms.

In the chamber.

Qiu Bei and Yi Qian elders looked at each other.

"Sect Master, I'm afraid this is... not good, right?"

"If word spreads, my Mu Xiuzong's face will be damaged."

"Yes, yes, Sect Master, do you dare to think that monks would laugh so wantonly?"

……

Qiu Bei also had a headache.

The key point is that this scene is inconsistent with the tranquility and indifference required for spiritual practice.

"Qin Wu's so-called friendship is not because he wants to turn the world of immortality into the secular world, right?"

If you think about it...

"Let's go," Qiu Bei stood up, "come down and take a look."

The members of the Law Department have been battle-hardened for a long time.

Therefore, the nostrils are oversized, the eyes are round, and the complexion is red...

But there is no laughter spread outside, all is digested in the body.

"Who wrote this fucking thing?"

"Smiling, so perverted."

"Liu Gaosheng, is that you?"

Liu Gaosheng said lightly: "Dukui, I advise you to be a human being. Ask everyone, have I ever smiled?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Du Kui's face turned blue.

Liu Gaosheng was secretly proud and frowned as he pursued him: "Huh? Are you afraid it's not the thief calling for "catch the thief?"

"Fart!" Du Kui gritted his teeth, "I wrote about being spanked by someone taking off my pants!"

Damn, where does it hurt me and where do you poke me?
  Liu Gaosheng was also angry: "Du Kui, you are not a human being. It seems that I am too kind. I should not write about smiling coquettishly, but should write about squatting and peeing!"

When Du Kui heard this, his face turned from green to white. Before he could curse, he glanced out of the corner of his eye...

All his colleagues ran ten feet away and looked at him in horror... and Liu Gaosheng next to him.

Liu Gaosheng and Du Kui frowned, then looked at each other in surprise and horror.     "This is over!"

"Brother Shen is tired..."

"I don't believe it. They all wrote about Brother Shen? Your sweetheart didn't write about you?"

"Don't say it's useless, come..."

"Do what?"

"Pray! Come here and pray too, why are you pretending to be such good people!"

Tuoba Que walked back angrily, clasped their hands in front of them, and prayed devoutly.

……

As soon as the laughter started to subside, Shen Qingyun immediately started laughing at himself.

"Isn't it fun?"

"Haha, it's so fun!"

"Brother Shen, keep going..."

……

Shen Qingyun trembled and didn't dare anymore.

"Brother Liu can write about Du Kui, then Du Kui can write about Brother Liu."

This was all good, he thought about it, what Mai was most worried about...

"As long as what you do is linked to Mangshan's first pig, then you shouldn't be killed on the spot?"

I just hope that there are still people in our legal department.

Sighing secretly, Shen Qingyun stretched out his hand to touch...

"The first box!" Seeing Brother Shen touch the third box, a female cultivator warned in a loud voice!
  "Almost a mistake, thank you for reminding me."

Shen Qingyun was so angry that he smiled sweetly at the female cultivator who reminded her, and the female cultivator fainted immediately.

Shen Qingyun opened the first box and the second small note and scanned it. He closed his eyes speechlessly and touched the second box directly.

Seeing this, the hearts of everyone in the Law Department trembled.

"Who just said it was Brother Shen?"

"This is a crow's mouth. I suggest you report it to your superiors."

"That's right, this kind of powerful weapon cannot be used internally, so go to the Beast Sect!"

……

The female cultivator of Mu Xiuzong had already "secretly communicated" and knew that there was something fishy about the first box.

So before the second box came out, everyone was laughing so hard that their branches were shaking.

"Above the Heavenly Punishment Hall!"

Are you planning to break ground on His Majesty's head?
  Shen Qingyun was a little surprised and glanced at the little geniuses of the sect.

"The battle scenes between my brothers are really beyond imagination..."

Location doesn't matter.

What matters is what is done.

The third box seemed like a dangerous place in the world. Shen Qingyun put his hand in it for a long time and did not dare to take it out.

"Brother Shen!"

"Brother Shen!"

"Brother Shen!"

The female cultivator screamed and came to Shen Qingyun's aid.

"Shen Qingyun, be a man!"

"Don't be a mother-in-law!"

"If you can't do it, I'll do it!"

The little genius of the sect made a fuss.

"God is wise, I hope to draw a note from Brother Lian..."

Shen Qingyun felt cruel, gritted his teeth, stamped his foot, pulled out his right hand, opened it quickly, and closed it again like lightning.

"Squat down and pee..."

This time the soprano was much lower.

Mu Xiuzong is full of men's rough laughter.

Ministry of Law...

Liu Gaosheng took the lead and frowned: "You damn man, who is so wicked?"

Everyone is gnashing their teeth, this note is too cruel!
  Brother Tuoba was the most self-aware and immediately raised his hands and swore an oath.

"If I had written it, I would never do it for the rest of my life!"

Mai Lianzhan followed closely behind.

Sima Qingshan felt the dangerous murderous intention to some extent, thought about it, and took action.

Liu Gaosheng looked at Du Kui.

Du Kui's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot: "Mom, what the hell did you write two pages of?"

Everyone looked at Liu Gaosheng in shock.

Liu Gaosheng touched his nose and said angrily: "I was thinking of writing one more to increase my chances by half."

"You and I are really incompatible."

The collective sentence-making had reached this point, and the female cultivators began to feel sorry for Shen Qingyun.

"Brother Shen, let's change the game."

"Yeah, yeah, what's the next game?"

……

It was only at this moment that the senior officials of Mu Xiuzong, who had been here for a long time, dared to step out of the darkness.

Even so, all the old faces turned red from holding back.

Eavesdropping from a distance has a completely different feeling than listening live.

"My brother is really good at playing..."

Glancing at the elite disciples of Mu Xiuzong who fell from the sky to the mortal world, Qiu Bei felt both amused and helpless.

A Taoist heart that has been isolated from the world for hundreds of years has a little more color.

"Okay! The next game is called drumming and passing flowers!"

Shen Qingyun followed Shan Ruliu and took it out. He reached out and flicked it, and a half-foot-wide drum appeared.

"Everyone lines up in a big circle, and the rule is that if the drums don't stop, the flowers won't stop. When the drums stop, whoever gets the flowers will perform the show!"

Everyone in the Law Department looked at each other and backed away silently.

Liu Gaosheng, who was retreating the fastest, hit something behind him. When he looked back, he saw an expressionless Huo Xiu...

"Ah, sir, are you here to enjoy the fun with the people?"

"Get lost, go back!"

Woo hoo hoo, my lord is standing up for Brother Shen again.

Everyone touched their noses and returned to their seats, waiting for the judgment to come.

The drum stopped eighteen times, and Liu Gaosheng took the lead seventeen times.

But this guy has been tempered by Overlord Breaking the Formation and Huo Xiu.

Not to mention other things, I got the essence of poetry recitation and passed the test by a narrow margin.

"You little man is quite versatile." Qiu Bei turned his head and looked at Elder Hua.

Elder Hua no longer needs Gao Shengjia to help out, and his face has returned to his eighteen-nine-year-old appearance. Hearing this, he said shyly: "I just like his bohemian look."

This is equivalent to formal recognition.

When all the elders heard this, they all congratulated him.

Especially Feng Ti, who seemed to feel the same way and gave her the most sincere blessings.

Game after game.

From the beginning of collective sentence making to break the barriers, to the final cooperation between men and women to clear the border...

In less than two hours, three... the two young people were playing together happily.

As for his colleagues in the law department, Shen Qingyun didn't want to have trouble with him anymore, let alone get revenge for the massage, so he let them go and let them act as cheerleaders.

Tuoba Qian was jealous.

"These little geniuses have really healed their scars and forgot about the pain. How did they get beaten up a few days ago, and now they can still laugh?"

Tuoba Tian felt the same way and said: "This is not a problem. How about we play by ourselves?"

"What are you playing?"

"Ask Brother Shen?"

Everyone looked at Tuoba Qian who didn't know whether he was alive or dead.

Sima Qingshan stood up and said calmly: "I'll go ask."

Return later.

"The game is simple and there is no murderous intention," Sima Qingshan pondered, "The name of the game is...who is whose father?"

A father's game?
  Everyone's eyes lit up: "What's the trick?"

Sima Qingshan elaborates...

The Tuoba brothers looked at each other and narrowed their eyes.

Liu Gaosheng and Du Kui looked at each other with murderous intent gradually growing.

Mai looked at Lian Zhan.

"Brother Mai, I haven't had the opportunity before," Lian Zhan said sincerely, "I would like to ask you about your business experience. Can we go over and discuss it in detail?"

"Very good."

Games start.

"Which one of us is whose father?"

"We two, you are my father...Jai!"

Tuoba Yan became Tuoba Tian's father for once.

Tuoba Tian became Tuoba Qian's father one hundred and sixty-eight times.

Liu Gaosheng and Du Kui are equally matched.

The two sides exchange opponents.

Tuobayan has three more fathers.

Tuoba Tian has two more fathers.

Liu Gaosheng and Du Kui looked at the two dogs with angry eyes.

"What an embarrassment to my father!"

Tuobayan was addicted to food, so he thought about it and ran to find Shen Qingyun.

Everyone was shocked.

"Who is this general and why is he so brave?"

"Hey, just clap your hands?"

"Eh? Why did you come back after just one shot?"

"She seems to be crying..."

Tuoba Que returned with tears in his eyes.

Zhong Daqi asked.

"Brother Shen, please tell me whose grandfather I am..."

It’s not who is who, but who am I?

Everyone felt that a new door was slowly opening.

Lian Zhan looked at the four of them and couldn't help but remind them: "You are playing with dad, and Brother Shen is playing with grandpa."

Brother Shen kills everyone?

"Wait for us here..."

The four of them were stunned for a moment and then fell silent.

The next moment, Liu Gaosheng, Du Kui and Tuoba Tian looked at Tuoba Qian again with unpredictable eyes.

"If it weren't for this guy, Brother Shen's trump card wouldn't be able to hit us!"

After successfully taking revenge, the smile on Shen Qingyun's face became much brighter, and finally everyone in the Law Department joined in the friendship.

After a few more small games, when he saw the body refiner and the monk starting to talk and laugh, he shouted: "It's almost dawn, let's play one last game to relax, and this friendship is over!"

After hearing this, everyone felt a little depressed, but they were also looking forward to the final game.

The final game is called group massage.

The female cultivator looked a little shy when she heard this.

The senior officials of Mu Xiuzong all frowned.

"This is outrageous."

Qiu Bei stood up and was about to interrupt when Shen Qingyun said with a smile: "Come, one group from the Law Department, one group from the Zongmen, and one group from all the senior sisters, form a long line..."

The little genius of the sect ranked last, the Law Department was in the middle, and Shen Qingyun was in the lead...

When she saw this formation, the female cultivator's eyes widened and she rushed forward one after another!

The elders were also stunned.

"Is this a group massage?"

"I misunderstood him... Oh, what a great opportunity, I missed it!"

"What did you miss? We are also here to socialize, come on!"

……

The fastest elder and the fastest disciple finally stopped behind the fastest sect leader.

"With this skill, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Qiu Bei rolled his eyes at Shen Qingyun and sat with his back to her, "My shoulders have been sore lately, come on."

Shen Qingyun was about to take action when he glanced at the seven or eight elders beside him, but he didn't join in. They were... queuing up in an orderly manner?
  "Uh, this is..."

"Don't worry about them, let's get started and let my sister see how you are doing."

After half an hour.

The majesty of the elders on the faces of the senior officials of Mu Xiuzong was massaged by Technician No. [-] into amiability.

The friendship between the two parties ended successfully.

"How?" Qiu Bei looked around at the elders.

The elders said seriously: "Friendship is good for the body and mind, so do it at the right time."

Qiu Bei was speechless, nodded and left.

"Sister." Shen Qingyun followed.

Qiu Bei smiled and said, "I've seen my combat power and my relationship is harmonious. Are you satisfied?"

"Hehe," Shen Qingyun smiled, "Do you like it, sister?"

"The people from the Law Department you mentioned are indeed amazing in combat power. As for those sects..." Qiu Bei made a serious assessment, shook his head and said, "That's terrible."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said: "In ten days, they can cooperate with the monks to fight."

"Okay, I'll see about it in ten days... Do you have anything else?" Qiubei paused.

Shen Qingyun took out a small note and handed it to Qiu Bei.

Qiu Bei unfolded it and took a look, frowned and whispered: "Master of Qiu Feng Sect?"

"Second note for the second round of collective sentence making."

Qiu Bei suddenly smiled.

"So it's not that Shen Qingyun squatted and peed on top of the Heavenly Punishment Palace, but that the autumn wind was not good... huh?"

She stopped laughing, and her brows suddenly furrowed with a hint of coldness.

"That is, I will personally host it, and let someone who doesn't know what to do read it in public... If the autumn wind is not good, it will be on the mountain!"

For a moment, Qiu Bei's thoughts were spinning in vain.

She was still about to ask, but turned around and saw Shen Qingyun's retreating back.

"The person who wrote this note is either stupid, or..." Qiu Bei shook his head and moved forward, "Both stupid and bad."

(End of this chapter)