My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 316: Everyone, didn’t you come to me to see the girl?

Nanshi Theater.

Mai narrowed her eyes, showing a look of disdain, with a domineering aura that swallowed up mountains and rivers.

The dragon chair is like a bed.

The concubines who welcomed the spring served the Immortal Emperor on it.

Kneading shoulders and beating legs, drinking wine with lips, leaning or leaning, sticking or squeezing...

There are also two young concubines, crawling slowly on the dragon chair like cats, approaching the Immortal Emperor.

The males in the front and back gradually bowed their waists and raised their buttocks.

One of their eyes was filled with praise for the outstanding performance of the girl from Yingchunlou, and the other was filled with envy, jealousy and hatred towards Mai.

Xue Ningshuang nodded with satisfaction, but worried that it would not be exciting, she looked at Nie Wuqing.

"Can that thing be used here?"

Nie Qingqing smiled and said: "It can only be used in the third game."

"I think we can advance..."

"You don't have to think so," Nie Qingqing shook his head. "The use of that treasure requires the consent of both Tongzheng and the commander of the Immortal Department, and the scene is limited."

Xue Ningshuang nodded, stopped talking, and looked at Mai seriously.

"Men really don't need to be taught these things."

On the stage.

Mai's transformation is divided into three steps.

When the girl from Yingchun Tower came on stage, every fiber and flesh in his body was turned to stone.

When he pinched his shoulders and beat his legs, his mind went blank.

When the red lips were drinking wine, his soul wanted to escape.

Escape three feet and be silent.

Commander Li ordered him to die.

The sorrow of divine punishment.

Brother Shen’s instructions.

"Am I just going to leave like this?"

After a while, Mai's soul returned to its true form, recalling Brother Tuoba's usual bragging, and stretched out his arms around his waist.

As soon as the Immortal Emperor made a move, the audience exploded.

"His grandma's!"

"He deserves thousands of years in prison!"

"This, this, this, is this something I can see? I want to go home..."

"My dear, I feel sorry for this Immortal Emperor Lao Shizi!"

"Having no hair or beard is a sign that the yang energy has been exhausted!"

"It's better for our Majesty to have only one queen. No wonder she is so powerful!"

In the snow.

Both the male and female audiences were blushing.

The children had their eyes covered long ago.

The story of the Immortal Emperor and his concubines has not made any substantial progress yet, and the narrator has not put any label on the Immortal Emperor...

The seal of debauchery was stamped on the forehead of the Immortal Emperor of Chu and Han who was more than a million miles away.

Mai didn't feel like it was enough.

"Such a villain must be ten thousand times more powerful than Brother Tuoba, right?"

But how do I have the freedom to bring the character to life?

Mai was acting and thinking, completely unaware that the girl in his arms kept glancing at him with her little eyes.

"I was still pretending at first, but I never stopped..."

With a vague curl of her lips, the little girl observed the audience.

Everyone who comes out of Yingchun Tower is a master of observing words and emotions.

After a brief glance, she knew that the man in the audience was a little impatient.

"I understand that I can understand you, but are you really looking forward to coming?"

The girl secretly laughed, but was suddenly pushed by a huge force, and fell down on the stage with an oops. At the same time, she heard the Immortal Emperor yelling.

"Here comes the rope!"

Rope?

A group of people at the door were stunned.

"Is this prop in the script?"

"No ah."

Seeing that the stage was stuck, Xue Ningshuang shouted: "Send the rope up!"

In a hurry, there is no rope anywhere.

Nie Qingqing thought for a moment and began to untie his belt, one round, one round, one round...

While explaining, he also asked: "This is a treasure of mine. Remember to return it when you are done with it...Eh?"

Xue Ningshuang disliked his slow movements and rushed to the stage before he could get the chance.

Nie Wushuang turned around eighteen times, and the belt of his pants was in Mai's hand.

"Don't cause trouble!"

Xue Ningshuang warned Mai in a low voice and bowed down.

Mai took the waistband and shook her hand. The waistband of seven to eight feet danced in the air like a snake, and in a short time it became a rope.

After months of hard training, he was able to master the strength taught by Shen Qingyun, and he was worthy of being a beginner.

"Backhand tied, go!"

The rope came out of his hand and went straight to the girl who fell to the ground.

The girl was stunned.

The rope has a spirit.

Wearing it through the armpit and over the shoulder, after a period of fancy entanglement...

Le!

puff!

Xue Ningshuang, who had just ran off the stage, turned around and sprayed.

Nie Qingqing, who was holding up the waist of his trousers, was stunned and his hands loosened...

Mai looked at the shape of the back hand binding, compared it with the ancestor's, and shook her head secretly.

"I've only learned a little bit about Brother Shen, I still have to practice hard..."

With this thought in mind, the end of the rope in his hand shook, and the rope wave was passed over, and the girl with her hands tied behind her hands immediately faced the audience.

Suddenly, nosebleeds continued in the audience.

There is an Immortal Emperor of Chu and Han in Nan City who makes people nosebleed.

Qingyufang has a group of extremely arrogant dudes.

Staring at people with their nostrils is a base thing.

When a carriage passes by, he lifts the curtain when he gets on, and makes a few teasing remarks in a nice way, or curls his lips and spits in a bad way.

As soon as I walked down the street, there was a lot of excitement.

Shen Qingyun's eyelids jumped and his heart felt resentful.

"I don't believe these brothers if they say they don't carry it in their bones..."

Fortunately, my character is a silly person who only pays for money. I’m so happy!

Just as he was thinking about it, the four dandies looked over, their eyes conveying information.

"Brother Shen, are you just watching?"

"Brother Shen, come on!"

"Let's see how dandy Brother Shen is!"

It doesn’t matter if you’re not a dandy.

In order to avoid being exposed, Shen Qingyun looked around, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he took a few steps out.

Coming, coming, coming!

Liu Gaosheng and his four brothers were full of expectations and could not take their eyes off it.

I saw that the target that Shen Qingyun was rushing towards was... a little woman holding a baby.

"Brother Wang, do you like this?"

"My mother, I have to say that Brother Wang knows the goods!"

"Hmph, it's just that, even I'm not as good as that."

After hearing this, brothers Liu Gaosheng and Tuoba moved away from Du Kui and started talking again.

"It's a pity that Brother Wang has changed his appearance."

"Nonsense, you want to show your true face and not be robbed by others?"

"We are dandies, others hate and reject us. Brother Wang is a dandy, are you afraid that... we are about to become a dandy?"

Just as he was talking, the mother and child were stopped.

The little woman looked up and saw that the person blocking the road was extremely ugly... Huh?

"How come this person's eyes..."

The four dudes over there were looking at the little woman intently. When they saw that the little woman's brows were furrowed by a fifth and then smoothed away, they suddenly had a question mark.

"Are you kidding me?"

"I'm not convinced."

"Could it be that Brother Wang showed his true face... Ouch, that woman's eyes are so twitchy!"

Shen Qingyun was also startled by the woman's gaze and quickly lowered his head.

He lowered his head to look at the baby, who looked about three or four years old. He was cute and cute, with a bright red face. His two noses were covered with a layer of ice, and he was fascinated by them.

"Ahem, I dare to ask this young master..."

The little woman's voice was soft and soft, with curiosity mixed with shyness, and even a hint of hope that if the young master had nowhere to go, the slave's family would be...

Shen Qingyun suddenly woke up from the runny nose, thought for a while, grabbed the candied haws in Xiaowa's hand, hahahahahaha, turned around and walked away.

"Wow... wow!"

"Bao'er be good, Bao'er don't cry..."

Over there, the dandy and his accomplices were struck by lightning.

"That's it?"

Shen Qingyun returned eating candied haws of sugar and said excitedly: "How was it?"

The four dudes were silent for a long time, and they all showed their thumbs up.

"Brother Wang is high!"

"Brother Wang is tough!"

"Brother Wang is so tall and hard!"

Shen Qingyun: "Hahahaha!"

Dandy: "Hahahaha."

Dandy accomplice: "Hahahahaha."

The dandy walks away.

The little woman had comforted the baby and was about to get up when she turned her eyes and saw a money bag lying in the snow.

"This is?"

She was a little confused, and after thinking about it for a while, she suddenly became enlightened.

"Hmph, I knew that the young master was forced by those bad guys... Bao'er, let's go buy candied haws..."

"No!" Wainai said angrily, "Bao'er is going to report to the official!"

After leaving Qingyufang, the dandy group continued to be dandy.

But because of Shen Qingyun's unique performance in the past, even though he was a little addicted, he was discouraged by everyone.

"Brother Wang, we can just take care of some minor matters."

"You don't seem to believe us?"

"Let's do the whole thing to make Brother Shen feel at ease."

Shen Qingyun was still waiting for persuasion when he suddenly realized something. He turned his eyes slightly and looked about twenty feet away.

A man walks in the snow.

There was no snow on his body.

"It's strange. I have almost no energy and blood. It looks like I have just arrived, but in fact I can't help but look around and pretend to be familiar with this place..."

After a little analysis, the word suspicious popped up in his mind.

"Brother Liu!"

With a low voice, everyone's hearts trembled, and they followed Shen Qingyun's gaze.

"Is that that person?"

"This person is somewhat suspicious."

"How to fix it?"

"Touch him."

The dandies looked at each other, twitched the corners of their mouths, and acted separately.

Brother Tuoba told the Ti Zong disciples to restrain themselves.

Du Kui suppressed his nausea and was hugged by Liu Gaosheng.

Liu Gaosheng also restrained his crab steps a bit.

Shen Qingyun followed behind, with a flattering look on his face.

The two sides gradually got closer.

I should have missed it.

Liu Gaosheng's feet tilted and he fell towards the man with a tender cry.

That person deserves it too.

Liu Gaosheng's feet tilted, and out of the corner of his eye he saw a wall turning upside down. No fool would avoid dodging!

Just take a step forward, and you'll see her charmingly!

The man was confused.

In the flash of lightning, the thought flashed through his mind - if I flashed away, this delicate girl would fall into the snow.

So he reached out to take it...

The person definitely didn't catch it.

With Liu Gaosheng's size and deliberate force, the man was directly suppressed and screamed.

This is not over yet.

Liu Gaosheng put his hands on the man's chest and abdomen, stood up and cursed.

"You can't walk like a dog with eyesight!"

This man was confused by the girl's sweet voice and weight. His eyes became clear for a while, and he took a look at the opponent's lineup...

"Damn it, I encountered a perverted local snake!"

He hurriedly got up, not daring to tell the difference, and immediately held up his hands and said, "I'm really sorry..." "What the hell," Tuoba Que stepped forward, pushing the person and scolding him, "Do you know who Mr. Huo is? Don't use your eyes. Just cut it out and use it as a pinball player for me!"

This man was angry, but he also knew how to bend and stretch. He smiled quickly and said: "It is really a sin to rush into Mr. Huo. I wish..."

"One hundred taels, gold!"

The man was stunned for a moment, then pointed at Tuoba Que and cursed: "How dare you speak, one hundred taels of gold?"

Tuobatian laughed and cracked his fingers: "Compared to beating you up, I really don't value a hundred taels of gold."

"Haha, do you think Master Dao is interested in you? If it weren't for Qin Wu... eh, Qin Wu?"

When Shen Qingyun heard this, he knew that this person was not a threat to his status as the richest grandson.

"They are probably monks. They came to Qinwu through regular channels and were warned about gold and silver..."

He was just about to find an excuse to get away with it, but he didn't expect that this person seemed to have remembered something, and instead refused to let them leave.

"Hey, I almost forgot," this man seemed to have picked up a hundred taels of gold out of thin air, with a smile on his face. He pointed at Tuobatian and said confidently, "Qin Wu established the country by law, how dare you guys do such nonsense , insulting me, a foreigner!"

Foreigners actually took up the weapons of the law?

The five dandies all leaned back, feeling extremely guilty.

Shen Qingyun's heart moved, he took out a gold ticket and stepped forward, cursing: "You can't use your eyes and your ears are deaf. I'm obviously giving you one hundred taels of gold. Take it and leave!"

Liu Gaosheng and others were stunned.

"Also, can you still be a dandy?"

"Brother Shen is mighty!"

One hundred taels of gold from the Qin Wu Dynasty!

The Taoist was so excited that he stretched out his hand...but stopped again.

Shen Qingyun's eyelids twitched and he shouted in a low voice: "One or two hundred, that's a lot."

"Do you really think the Taoist master is ignorant?" The Taoist sneered, "Change it into small bills!"

Feel sorry! No! Substitute!

Shen Qingyun proudly retreated, while Tuoba Qian gritted his teeth and took out... the banknotes that were supposed to be used for other purposes.

"You guys, please pay attention," Master Dao took the banknotes that didn't need to be reported, and pointed his fingers at the dandies, "I'm eyeing you, next time it won't be a matter of 100 taels!"

The dandies ran very fast.

He ran four miles straight and entered a wine shop before he recovered.

"My god, I get what I ask for!"

"No one who has been punished by God can learn and use it as well as he does!"

"Uuuuuuuuuah, I'm actually scared."

"Brother Shen, please comfort me."

Shen Qingyun looked resentful: "I have to say, he is a talent."

"Brother Shen," Liu Gaosheng asked, "do you see the way?"

"Mostly he is a casual cultivator. The first thing he did when he first arrived was to find out the situation clearly."

Everyone thought about it and nodded again and again.

Tuobatian sighed: "We were caught off guard. Foreigners used the Qinwu Law to beat us? Hey!"

"Not only that," Liu Gaosheng rubbed his chin, "this guy also knows that large amounts of gold and silver need to be reported, tsk."

Du Kui wiped away the filthy air from his body and said, "Then he is not him. He has been working in vain for a long time."

Liu Gaosheng's eyelids twitched, and after thinking about it, he didn't have the same experience as the woman, so he also started to pat the arm of the woman who had just hugged him.

Shen Qingyun looked at the two of them and said with a smile: "It's just a matter of luck. If you stick to it, you might get something."

"What Brother Shen said is absolutely true," Tuoba Que said sternly, "I suggest you at least meet the Chinese New Year!"

Du Kui smiled sweetly: "My lord said this morning that within three days, we must come up with a plan to welcome the heads of each sect."

Brother Tuoba looked bitterly and looked at Shen Qingyun.

Shen Qingyun stood up and opened the window, glanced down, then raised his head to look at the sky, then closed the window and sat back down.

"Wait for two more days. Let's eat first and then drink some wine. We won't smell enough alcohol anymore..."

Full of wine and food.

A group of dandies began to summarize their dandy experiences again.

Putting aside Shen Qingyun's grab for the candied haws, it's perfect.

Afterwards, the dandy went to the street and wandered around for a while. During this period, he met twice and got nothing.

"Go to Yingchun Tower!"

Go back and forth wherever you go.

Once the dude route is closed, even if someone is secretly observing, the suspicion will be greatly reduced.

In Yingchun Tower, the smell of ginger hits your nose, and you can hear sneezing everywhere.

Shen Qingyun and others knew as soon as they heard that the girls were wearing thin clothes and working hard at acting, so they were afraid of catching the cold.

"Shopkeeper, have you ever heard of Shengtian Banzitang?"

The old bustard had a bitter look on his face: "I just went to invite you, but I was stopped and came back."

It's not normal not to stop him. The officials who were lying together were also the head of the Ti Sect.

Shen Qingyun was thinking of hiring another famous doctor, but Tuoba Qian couldn't sit still.

"Damn it, I'll go get it!"

Everyone was confused.

You, a little prostitute, went to your biological father to seek a miracle doctor for the sake of the girl from Yingchunlou?

Shen Qingyun only extended his hand halfway, and Tuoba Qian was already out of the building.

Everyone looked at Tuobatian: "You, my brother, won't stop you?"

I just have an extra brain, so I can be faster than him!

Tuobatian said calmly: "Let him suffer some losses and grow faster."

Shen Qingyun said worriedly: "The question is, will Senior Tuoba love Wujiwu?"

When Tuobatian heard this, a glass of mature wine hovered on his lips.

The girls entered the room, breaking the silence led by Tuobatian.

San'er looked at Shen Qingyun.

Shen Qingyun stood up to greet us: "Ladies, please take your seats quickly."

Four girls entered the door, two beside Shen Qingyun.

Liu Gaosheng's eyes kept glancing.

He still had fresh memories of Shen Qingyun's clapping three times before.

I thought I could learn something secretly this time, but Shen Qingyun was laughing, drinking, and chatting all the time. Apart from being natural, there was nothing to be said about it.

Seeing Liu Gaosheng peeking at Brother Shen and curling his lips, Tuoba Tian couldn't stand it anymore and came closer.

"Don't you understand? The more Brother Shen is like this, the more he is like this!"

Glancing at Tuobatian's two thumbs, Liu Gaosheng became interested: "Can I ask for advice?"

"When you first enter a treasure land, you can either pretend to be dead or hide from death. The second is as you can see by looking at Du Kui..."

Liu Gaosheng looked at Du Kui.

The son of the dignified commander of the Yongzhou Army was made red-faced by a girl. He dodged left and right, and his wine glass was overturned.

"Are you pretending to be dead?"

Tuobatian felt a little unnatural: "I'm just pretending to be sophisticated, so there's no need to elaborate."

"Elaborate."

"Brother Liu, this is not..."

"You said, about not refuting that matter, I'll just pretend it didn't happen, otherwise..."

Tuobatian immediately started to learn literacy. In his spare time, he had two drinks with the girl who was accompanying him.

Shen Qingyun chatted for a while and began to ask about the Nanshi Theater.

"I would like to teach the young master that the Immortal Emperor's acting skills can make him a god!"

When it came to acting, the two girls became obviously excited.

"Looks like a serious person, but in fact he is full of bad ideas."

"He is definitely a veteran at Fengyue Field!"

"I heard that Sister Qin came off the stage and kept complaining that her chest hurts."

"The sisters are all saying that without seven or eight VIP cards, you can't practice that skill!"

Shen Qingyun's eyes straightened: "Yes, but the leading actor has been changed?"

"Bald head, pale face, no eyebrows!"

My eyes were opened!

"I have to help Brother Mai make amends for this, otherwise Sir... I will be even more sorry for Mai Men!"

Thinking like this, he coughed twice and said sternly: "Brother Mai is not married, he has always been pure-hearted, and has never been involved in romance. This act against his will is all for the sake of performing the play well, and I will admire you!"

It's whatever I say.

The two girls smiled and nodded.

The girl next to Du Kui interrupted at this time.

"Sir, even so, don't listen to one side of the story."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said: "Why did the girl say this?"

"Giggle," the girl covered her mouth and smiled, "His skill in tying people's hands, among other things, he has been thinking about it a lot on weekdays."

As soon as these words came out, Liu Gaosheng and the others became curious.

You kept asking me questions, and the girls answered them again and again.

Wait until the words are finished and the horror is over...

"Hey, where is Brother Shen?"

Forbidden martial arts department.

Shen Qingyun, who ran back after hearing the handcuffs, looked at Mai from the crack in the door.

Mai opened her eyes in a daze, reviewing today's experience.

After a while, a smile gradually appeared on his face, as if he was reminiscing, and it was still the kind that never stops.

Shen Qingyun was speechless.

After a while, he saw Mai's serious expression, turned his head and picked up... the rope that Lian Zhan had given him.

Bang!

Shen Qingyun pushed the door open and entered.

Mai held the rope and said blankly: "Brother Shen is back?"

"Ah, I'm back." Seeing that Mai didn't dodge, Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Brother Mai, I'm here to help you today. How is the situation?"

Mai's face was slightly red, and she seemed a little proud, and said in a low voice: "Sister Xue said that the Immortal Emperor Huang Yin is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. The first show was a great success, and the audience's reaction was generally good, but... there was a lot of blood."

"That's good...eh?" Shen Qingyun pointed at the rope, "Brother Mai, what is the use of the rope?"

Mai felt ashamed and said: "If you are not good at skills, you have to study hard and practice hard."

Shen Qingyun's expression twitched, and he forced a smile and said: "I don't think this is necessary."

"It's necessary!" Mai said in a low voice, "Brother Shen's ninety-six movements of Sanshou are worth pondering for a lifetime."

Brother Mai, please let me go!

Shen Qingyun was still waiting for persuasion, but the linen clothes began to unfold again.

"When I have achieved success, I will summarize it behind closed doors and finally promote it to the whole company!"

All the hair on Shen Qingyun's body stood up: "Brother Mai~~~"

"At that time," Mai smiled, "the Forbidden Military Division will arrest someone or something, and we won't worry about escaping at all."

Are you thinking of arresting someone?

Shen Qingyun's mouth was open for a long time and could not be closed.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Brother Mai is right," he said sternly, "I think this technique of tying people in the future will be called the Ninety-Six Styles of Mai Clothes and Rope Binding."

"This is obviously Brother Shen..." Thinking of Commander Qin's gag order, Mai felt ashamed, "Ma Yi has stolen Brother Shen's love."

You don't have to say this.

Heaving a sigh of relief, Shen Qingyun sat lazily on the chair.

As soon as my butt hit the ground, there was a knock on the door.

"Brother Lu, is something wrong?"

Lu Buxian looked strange: "What did you guys do today?"

"Fishing." Shen Qingyun asked doubtfully, "Brother Lu, what's wrong?"

"The people from Gangfu Yamen came to report," Lu Buxian sighed, "There was a dandy causing trouble in the street. I just followed the clues and arrested him, and my lord rushed over..."

Heavenly Punishment Government Office.

Without Shen Qingyun, the Dandy is still a group of five.

Zhao Aotian looked at Liu Gaosheng on the left and Tuoba Que on the right.

"Everyone, didn't you come to me to see the girl?"

"Huh? You're such a shameless person." The yamen servant came over and was about to slap him. "How dare you speak so openly when you get to the yamen..."

Tuoba Qian stepped forward and received a slap in the face, and then looked at Zhao Aotian with a shy face.

"Senior, I said this was a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

Before Zhao Aotian could speak, a sinister laughter came from outside the door.

"He said that no one believed it, but I said that Divine Doctor Zhao can always believe it."

Huo Xiu entered the court accompanied by Qin Fuyin.

When the dude group saw this, they lowered their heads and did not dare to see anyone.

"Keep your head up!"

Without saying a word, Huo Xiu stopped talking and walked up to Zhao Aotian, cupping his hands and laughing.

After a while, Zhao Aotian said goodbye with a smile: "Then I will go see the girl first."

"Excuse me, please, Divine Doctor Zhao is ready to go."

Qin Fuyin gave it away and took his men with him.

Huo Xiu sat in the courtroom and carefully opened the paper.

Outside the courtroom, footsteps approached quickly.

"Sir, I'm late..."

Before Shen Qingyun finished speaking, Huo Xiu waved his hand to stop him and read while reading the paper.

"Well, thirteen families' carriages were lifted, and three of them are the family members of third-rank officials."

"You can just lift it up and call him ugly?"

"You don't get paid for eating soup dumplings...Eh? But that one in Qixia Plaza? This is still a favor for me."

"Hiss! Stealing Wazi's candied haws?" Huo Xiu couldn't stand it any longer and trembled and cursed, "Are you still a human being?"

Everyone didn't dare to look at Shen Qingyun and all touched their noses.

Shen Qingyun dared to take responsibility and raised his hands: "Sir, this matter was done by my subordinates..."

"Are you still fighting for them?" Huo Xiu laughed angrily, pointed at the paper and shouted, "It clearly says that four people robbed him, and his appearance is spot on!"

Damn it!

"We didn't flirt with her, but she still falsely accused us?"

The four of them stared, not daring to defend themselves.

Shen Qingyun touched his nose, feeling secretly ashamed.

"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have lost my money bag."

(End of this chapter)