My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me
Chapter 328 This strong man!
Chapter 328 This strong man!
"Shouyang cattle?"
"Sir, that's right."
"how many?"
"It adds up to a thousand kilograms, and it's all bacon."
"Tsk, Shouyang Mountain is so generous?" Huo Xiu rubbed his nose angrily, "Giving Xiao Shen a thousand catties, but giving me a ten thousand catty?"
Lu Buxian said seriously: "I feel that you have said too little."
"Xiao Shen accepted it?"
"Xiao Shen confiscated it, but..."
"But what?"
"The person who received it from the town department returned the gift."
Huo Xiu was jealous, and after hearing Lu Buxian's report, he became even more angry.
"This is the closest I have ever been to Shouyang Niu..."
Lu Buxian acted as if he had not heard anything and said instead: "The group of sect geniuses who went to Motianfang City have been sent back one after another. The employment matter may cause trouble."
"It's not that bad. The plate is so big. I wish all the sects would go out to look for food." Huo Xiu sighed and thought for a moment, "But we can't break the rules. Xiao Shen handled this matter well."
So we're going to hit Shouyang Mountain?
After Lu Buxian understood it, he resigned.
"Wait a minute."
"What are your orders, sir?"
Huo Xiu looked at Lu Buxian and said doubtfully: "Xiao Lu has an evil spirit between his eyebrows today, which is quite strange."
Lu Buxian thought for a while and replied: "I heard that the horse supervisor's donkey has a difficult birth. Would you like to come and give some guidance?"
"roll roll roll!"
The grandson of the richest man, who was moving bricks in Tianjie Lake, was summoned back to the Forbidden Martial Arts Department by a summons from Tang Lin... the horse supervisor.
"Difficult childbirth? No way!"
Tang Lin said as he walked: "I heard from Liu Jianzheng that the calf has grown too big and its posture is not correct. The donkey can't stand up even after the hard work the night before."
I understand all of this.
"But Supervisor Liu is calling me over," Shen Qingyun said speechlessly, "I can't accept it."
"Haha, I'm here now..."
Horse supervisor.
The donkey, as a key protected object, is being surrounded by dozens of people.
As soon as Shen Qingyun arrived, everyone in the horse prison was overjoyed.
"Our savior is here!"
After cheering and cheering, the crowd came.
The great savior?
"Wait a minute!" Shen Qingyun said with a horrified look, "There are specialties in the art industry. For things like childbirth, my Shen family can only make some achievements as a matchmaker at the source. I know nothing about midwifery. I suggest..."
"Oh, my Lord Shen, why are you so modest at this time?" Liu Qian repeatedly handed over his hands, "If this person had not been born, there would have been two lives, at least three!"
Seeing Liu Qian's eyes full of tears, Shen Qingyun secretly sighed at his sin and said bitterly: "I really don't understand..."
"To put it bluntly..."
I want to see how rude you are!
Shen Qingyun looked at Liu Qian.
Liu Qian said seriously: "Master Shen said this, will I believe it?"
"Uh..." Shen Qingyun thought for a while, "How about inviting a famous veterinarian from God's Punishment to come and take a look? Don't worry, I will personally sponsor the consultation fee..."
Liu Qian said bitterly: "I heard that there is something about horses here, and no one is willing to come."
"The horse did something wrong, these people... let's take a look at the donkey first."
The crowd dispersed, revealing the big precious donkey.
The donkey's belly is so big that it lies on the ground like a pancake.
Looking at the donkey's head again, it is listless, turning around occasionally, as if it wants to lick a certain part, but is unable to do so and has to give up.
Donkey eyes are even less energetic.
"What's going on now?" Shen Qingyun said after reading.
"Back to Mr. Shen, the fetal position is not correct. I can still adjust it. The main reason is that the calf is too big. Even if the female donkey has the strength, she cannot give birth, and..."
"And what?"
"There's no time to hesitate."
Shen Qingyun pondered for a while: "You go to correct the fetal position first."
Liu Qian was startled: "Master Shen really has a way?"
Shen Qingyun was about to speak when his ears twitched and he turned around to see Lian Zhan running over, looking like he was joining in the fun.
"When Brother Shen comes, mother and son will be safe!"
Tang Lin chuckled.
Shen Qingyun touched his nose and said with a smile: "You're here just in time, Brother Lian, I'll ask you and Brother Tang to help me later."
"Brother Shen, don't worry, it's necessary!"
Lian Zhan stood still and watched Liu Qian groping in the back door. As soon as the sticky voice appeared, goosebumps suddenly fell all over the floor.
"Tsk, the female donkey turned around? It hurt the donkey...Eh?"
He looked at the donkey, Liu Qian, and Shen Qingyun, and said in shock: "Brother Shen, the donkey is looking at you."
Shen Qingyun made a few fake moves without shaking the donkey. He thought for a while and said: "Maybe you know that I have a way..."
Before she finished speaking, the female donkey started to bray ah-ah-ah ah-ah.
To a layman, it is full of question marks.
After hearing this, the expert horse supervisor was stunned for a moment, then quickly glanced at Shen Qingyun, and finally lowered his head quickly.
Lian Zhan said doubtfully: "This cry is a bit strange."
"Indeed..." Tang Lin frowned and thought, "Sixth Junior Brother, I often hear calls like this..."
Liu Qian couldn't hold himself still. He turned around while adjusting the position of the fetus, and forced out an ugly smile.
"Yes, it's the female donkey's cry for help..."
After saying this, sweat poured down his forehead.
The three members of the Law Department all said "Oh."
Shen Qingyun also praised: "It's somewhat spiritual."
The horse guards couldn't hold it any longer, so they turned around and ran away, muttering as they ran.
"Call for help, isn't it time to ahhhh-uh? It's obviously a cry in heat..."
"You are the only one who is smart!"
"My dear, Master Shen's charm can kill even the animal world..."
……
It took half an hour for Liu Qian to take back his sinful right hand.
The three members of the Law Department all covered their noses and retreated.
Tang Lin shouted: "Supervisor Liu is going to wash up first..."
"No, no, no," Shen Qingyun said hurriedly, "I have to trouble Liu Jianzheng."
As he spoke, he took out two turns of rope.
When Lian Zhan saw the rope, all he could think about was the tortoise shell hanging on its back, and then he looked at the female donkey...
"Can you even tie up an animal?"
While he was thinking about it, Shen Qingyun picked up one end of the rope and folded it in half. He used the short end to wrap it five or six times in the middle of the fold.
"It's done!"
After finishing the second rope, he handed the two ropes to Liu Qian.
"Liu Jianzheng, put the rope buckles on the donkeys' backs, one by one."
All three of them were dumbfounded.
"Brother Shen, your skills..."
Shen Qingyun said seriously: "Secret methods are not taught in the world of immortality, and must not be leaked."
If I were not a monk, I would almost believe it!
Tang Lin touched his nose.
Liu Qian felt like he had found a treasure: "Brother Shen, I...I am your direct descendant..."
"Yeah..." Shen Qingyun didn't dare to let the other party continue, "I won't need it in the future, it's exclusive to Liu Jianzheng!"
"Ah, how good is this..."
"Liu Jianzheng, the donkey is rolling her eyes!"
Liu Qian quickly put on the rope buckle, turned back, and nodded.
Shen Qingyun looked at Tang Lin Lian Zhan, the two Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks who were extremely good at complimenting others, and took three steps back to give way to the stage.
"You two, let's talk."
far away.
Huo Xiu squinted his eyes to observe the movement of the horse supervisor, hey hey hey.
"Xiao Shen really knows everything..."
Lu Buxian asked his doubts: "Sir, why does Xiao Shen care so much about this matter?"
How could I know!
But you can’t say that.
"What do you know," Huo Xiu said lightly, "Put your heart in your stomach, watch and listen..."
"listen?"
"In a silent place, listen to the thunder."
Lu Buxian nodded, patted his head and said, "Sir, Zheng Duo of Shouyang Mountain is asking to see Xiao Shen. He is waiting outside the door..."
"No time, Xiao Shen is delivering the baby."
At the entrance of the Forbidden Martial Arts Department.
Everyone in Shouyang Mountain is eagerly waiting.
Seeing the notified guards appear, Zheng Duo was worried and looking forward to it.
"Judge Shen is busy delivering the baby, please come back."
Pick up, deliver the baby?
Zheng Duohun'er flew away again.
"Such a big shot came to deliver a baby..."
He simply couldn't accept it.
But then I thought about it.
"To be able to deliver a baby to such a big person..."
Zheng Duo came back to his senses and said with a smile: "Afraid of giving birth to a spirit beast from the world of immortality?"
The guard glanced at Zheng Duo: "Donkey."
Zheng Duo snorted and led the team to silently turn around and leave.
"Wait a minute," the guard said, "Judge Shen also said that he appreciates your kindness. As for the gifts, please bring them back."
Wow…
After many obstacles, a calf wrapped in its afterbirth finally saw the light of day.
The female donkey cried out in pain. After she screamed, she glanced back and saw that the three children were only looking at the calf, but Shen Qingyun was looking at herself...
It still hurts.
But also sweet.
Shen Qingyun shivered and hurriedly looked at the new species.
The new species donkey is not like a donkey, and a horse is not like a horse, but it is like a donkey and it is like a horse.
Liu Qian and his three children looked at it for a long time, marveling at it.
"Everyone, I'm almost suffocating myself to death!"
As soon as Shen Qingyun opened his mouth, Liu Qian quickly picked up the calf and patted it.
After a while, amniotic fluid flowed out of the calf's mouth, and his chest and abdomen gradually began to rise and fall.
"That's almost it. This calf is so strong!" Liu Qian put down the calf and sighed, "Looking at this body shape, is it more like a horse?"
If you look like a horse, you are a horse and mule; if you look like a donkey, you are a donkey and mule...
Shen Qingyun couldn't tell the difference, but it didn't affect his good mood.
"Liu Jianzheng, the successful birth of the female donkey is a great achievement. As for the characteristics of the calf, I'm afraid it won't be clear until he is a year or two older."
Liu Qian smiled bitterly and said: "Xiaguan feels like he has lived a new life. Lord Shen, don't worry, Xiaguan will take good care of him..."
"Brother Shen, this beast is quite strange to me," Tang Lin looked at it, "Why don't you tell Junior Brother Xu Qing and let him come and take a look?"
Shen Qingyun smiled and said: "How dare you be...eh? I almost forgot, aren't Mr. Niu and Elder Wang of the Beast Sect also here?"
Huitong Pavilion... intact area.
Niu Weiwu was lying on the bed, holding Elder Wang's hand and sobbing.
"Elder Wang, aren't you leaving?"
"Don't worry, mighty. The great enemies of Chu and Han are gone, and I no longer have to guard the Shen Mansion secretly."
"That's good, that's good..." Niu Weiwu burst into tears, "When Elder Wang was away, I was really intoxicated. That Second Master Shen was just..."
Elder Wang's heart skipped a beat: "Master Shen... what's wrong?" "Let's not talk about three meals a day," Niu Weiwu wiped away tears, "I fell asleep that day, as if I had been fed by him... …”
Isn’t it so human?
"Fortunately, I hid quickly!"
Although Elder Wang felt guilty and happy, his face could not help turning pale.
"Wei Wu, it won't be a problem if things continue like this. We are here to establish a station. Not to mention the station, in the past few days since Wei Wu came, have you ever seen the formless spirit horse?"
"Phaseless Spirit Horse..."
Niu Weiwei's slow mind finally recalled what he loved and...
"Eh?" He was slightly confused, "Do we still need someone or something?"
Elder Wang was stunned, high-fived and cursed: "Elder Han!"
Niu Weiwu's face turned dark.
If Elder Han were here, wouldn't there be one more person to drink for me?
Just as he was about to curse, officials from the same hall came to inform him.
"Friend Daoist Shen, do you want to invite me?"
Niu Weiwu was stunned for a long time, then he climbed out of bed after throwing off his bedding. He patted a few talismans on his body. The alcohol was gone and he felt refreshed.
"go!"
"Mighty, wait for me!"
After catching up with Niu Weiwu, Elder Wang quickly sent a message: "There is something..."
"What's the matter?"
"In the past few days, the relationship between the Wolf King and Qin Wu has grown by leaps and bounds."
"Huh?" Niu Weiwu raised his eyebrows, "While I was drunk, it came to steal my house?"
So mighty and confident!
Elder Wang did not want to attack the young sect leader and continued: "It is said that the Wolf King took action during the battle in Nanshi."
Niu Weiwu's heart trembled.
Being friendly with Qin Wu and being hostile to Chu and Han are two different things.
The Wolf King's step was so big that he felt a little pain in his balls.
"Elder Wang, could Fellow Daoist Shen calling us this time have something to do with this matter?"
Elder Wang said in a deep voice: "It's very possible, but for such a big matter, I'm afraid the sect leader's opinion is needed. Mighty, you must keep calm!"
"Elder Wang lets... uh, junior pay homage to senior Wolf King."
Cultivation has broken through two small realms.
The big bone in the Wolf King's throat is missing, his body is a bit smaller, and his coat color is gradually changing, becoming more noble...
But those eyes that were getting rounder and rounder made the two beast sects afraid to look directly at them.
When the Wolf King saw the two of them, he nodded and said, "Let's go together."
"Senior Wolf King also goes to the Forbidden Martial Arts Division?"
"Haha, of course."
"Senior, what do you know?"
"Young friend Shen invited me, what else can I do..."
When the two heard this, their hearts skipped a beat.
What Shen Qingyun did before was earth-shattering!
"Wei Wu, you must keep calm..."
Elder Wang was still giving hard advice when he heard the Wolf King say two words again——
"Look at the donkey."
puff.
The Wolf King looked at Elder Wang who was squirting.
Elder Wang said without changing his expression: "Fellow Daoist Shen always has deep meaning in his actions. I will definitely take a closer look this time... At that time, I also ask Senior Wolf King to give me some advice."
The Wolf King smiled and said: "Young friend Shen has made great achievements in the field of spiritual beasts. I... also have a learning attitude. Let's go."
The people in Shouyang Mountain, no matter how ambitious they are to enter the Heavenly Punishment, are very frustrated at this moment, and they are also inexplicably frustrated.
Only the deputy sect leader Zheng Duo guessed the truth, but he felt even more uncomfortable.
"Shouyang Mountain, one of the four body refining sects, is worse than a donkey..."
While he was complaining, an elder came forward and said bitterly: "Deputy Sect Master, what should I do with these bacon?"
When Zheng Duo heard this, he turned back and saw that each person was carrying four packages, and his heart felt painful again.
Shouyang beef, a specialty of Shouyang Mountain, has extremely low yield and excellent meat quality. It can be called the best food...
It's a pity that I can't even send it away now.
"Let's find a place to sell it."
The elders were shocked: "Deputy Sect Master..."
"Is it possible to bring it back?" Zheng Duo laughed at himself, then thought for a while and said, "I'm afraid that in the future, Shouyang Mountain will no longer raise Shouyang cattle..."
"What's the point of raising?"
"Donkey!" Zheng Duo seemed to have given up on himself, waving his hands as he walked, planning a beautiful blueprint, "First raise ten thousand, half male and half female, and strive to form pairs, and strive to ensure pregnancy every year..."
The two men and the wolf passed by each other, looking at each other in confusion.
"Is it popular in Qinwu to raise donkeys?"
"I'm afraid it's another shocking act of Fellow Daoist Shen."
"I am looking forward to it even more!"
……
With that said, the three children arrived at the Forbidden Martial Arts Department.
"Senior Wolf King, Young Master Niu, and Elder Wang, you three gentlemen, please come in and have tea." Shen Qingyun greeted with a smile.
The Wolf King smiled gently and said: "Young friend Shen is so polite. Don't be in a hurry to have tea. Let's go see the donkey first. I can't wait."
"It's very true..." Niu Weiwei echoed, "It must be Daoist Shen who has made some achievements in the spiritual beast field again, haha, I'm not really looking forward to it..."
Elder Wang asked, "I wonder what's so special about this donkey?"
Shen Qingyun smiled and said: "Be patient and don't be impatient. You three will know at a glance. Please."
Horse supervisor.
The little calf was already trotting around the field.
The female donkey could barely stand up. She didn't have the energy to lick him, but she still looked at him tenderly.
There was a spirit beast himself, and two big guys who had been handling spirit beasts for many years. After looking at it for a long time, they didn’t see anything strange, let alone how to praise it.
In order not to be left in the cold, the Wolf King and Niu Weiwu both looked at Elder Wang.
Elder Wang from the lower floor stroked his beard and said, "Well... this donkey is unusual at first glance."
Niu Weiwei was dumbfounded.
What the hell do you call this a compliment?
"Elder Wang, hurry up and use your father's improvisational approach!"
Unexpectedly, Shen Qingyun was delighted when he heard this and said, "Elder Wang is indeed very discerning. Liu Jianzheng is here to introduce me."
Liu Qian quickly ran over, cupped his hands and said: "This calf is born from the mating of a male horse and a female donkey..."
Stallion and female donkey! ! !
The three big guys in the spirit beast world felt as if they were struck by lightning when they heard this.
After a while, Niu Weiwu and the two men were the first to come back to their senses and look at each other.
"Phaseless Spirit Horse and Alien Thunder Ox!"
"Fellow Daoist Shen indeed has a plan..."
"If you play like this, the world of spirit beasts will probably be... eh?"
The two men stirred and looked at the Wolf King.
The Wolf King was originally pale, but he seemed to have a premonition of something at this moment, and his face was whiter than snow.
The two of them did not dare to look at the boss anymore, and even quietly moved away before continuing to transmit messages.
"What I can think of from horses and donkeys are dogs, foxes, jackals, wolves..."
"Mighty, the pattern needs to be opened up. If it's not a wolf, isn't it possible?"
"Yes, you can feed hungry wolves. It doesn't matter if you change the species... Wuwuwu, I want to go home..."
……
When they arrived at the Yamen, the three bosses didn't give any advice and ran away without even drinking tea.
Tang Lin wondered: "Brother Shen, what are they..."
"I'm afraid the level is too low," Shen Qingyun sighed, "and it won't attract the interest of the three big guys. Judge Xu will have to do something about it."
Tang Lin smiled and said: "I will immediately summon the sixth junior brother... huh?"
"What's wrong?"
Tang Lin said suspiciously: "The induction talisman I attached to Lu Xianjun's body was broken. How could he... have activated his energy and blood?"
Shen Qingyun was startled, then his expression changed and he ran away.
"Brother Tang, go find Brother Liu and the others, go quickly..."
"Where to go quickly?"
"Contest to find a bride!"
Anrenfang.
The Hong family competes in martial arts to find a bride.
The bearded man is on stage again.
The steward of the Hong family turned green and frowned: "Your Excellency, you are a nine-foot man. Why don't you show your dignity? Please respect yourself!"
"How can I lose my temper?"
"You have been defeated..."
"I was defeated at the hands of a woman," the bearded man said calmly, "Could it be that the girl from the Hong family wants to marry a woman?"
The steward twisted his mouth angrily.
The audience was in a commotion.
"You are so shameless!"
"Hurry up to the Yingchun Tower and applaud love. Don't blaspheme the martial arts contest again!"
……
The bearded man looked around the audience without changing his expression and mocked: "If you can, go on stage and defeat me, if you can't, just shut up!"
As soon as these words came out, the crowd was furious.
Lu Buxian mingled among the crowd and observed silently.
No red plums were seen.
Somewhat disappointed.
He was a little happy, a little angry, but also a little worried when he saw the bearded man coming on stage to cause trouble.
"What if this scoundrel really succeeds..."
snort!
I have great experience in the Department of Prohibition of Martial Arts and Law, but I still can’t cure you?
With a move in his heart, he began to observe the rogue, as if he wanted to find something in line with the thirty-six laws prohibiting martial arts in every word and deed of the other party.
In the end, he only found two places. He was "slightly" thin and was squeezed by the crowd until he was pushed to the edge of the ring.
Subconsciously, I climbed up the platform with my hands and escaped from the crowd...
Lu Buxian straightened up, dusted off the dust on his palms and knees, and walked towards the stairs down to the stage.
The crowd gradually quieted down.
The bearded man raised his eyebrows and took a closer look at the ribs...
"Hey, I actually have compassion when facing him. That's all, let him go."
The manager of the Hong family spoke.
"This strong man!"
Strong... warrior?
You can really scream!
Everyone looked at Lu Buxian, then at the steward, with incomprehensible expressions.
Lu Buxian felt inexplicably happy. He turned around and said with cupped hands: "I don't dare to be a strong man. It's just a little bit about practice. What advice can I give you?"
Everyone was still condemning the bad intentions of the steward, and they were dumbfounded when they heard this.
No matter how you hear this, it sounds like the self-effacement of an expert!
The bearded eyebrows trembled for a while, and he coughed lightly: "I saw with my own eyes that Your Excellency was pushed into the ring by the crowd."
For such a big step, everyone in the audience praised the bearded man.
Seeing this, the steward hurriedly smiled and said: "The so-called marriage of a thousand miles is tied by a thread. Isn't it God's will for a strong man to come to the stage without intending to do so? What's more, a martial arts contest to recruit a bride will stop at the click of a button. The strong man has practiced... Well, I see a strong man. It’s also quite temperamental…”
Lu Buxian said politely: "My ancestor is indeed known as the God of War. I am ashamed that I failed to protect the glory of my ancestor."
Everyone in the audience was in confusion.
"This God of War never lets go of any kind words!"
"Is he the only one who can still be called the God of War...the God of War with ribs?"
……
The bearded man took a deep breath and prepared for one last effort.
"Everyone can see that your Excellency has such a strong body," he sighed. "You are a noble person and you have self-awareness. Please don't make any mistakes."
Lu Buxian looked at the beard blankly and suddenly smiled.
"I wanted to step down..."
"It's easy to leave, but I won't send you off."
"But you said I have a weak body," Lu Buxian rolled up his sleeves and said calmly while doing preparatory exercises, "I want to correct your wrong perception."
I drove back to my parents' house today. I was so exhausted that I only missed 6000 characters. I'll make up for it tomorrow. Motoko goes to bed first. Good night, gentlemen!
(End of this chapter)
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