My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 343: Uncle Shen, I, Lu, have something to do, and I want to ask uncle for advice privately...

The second day of the new year.

back home.

At the entrance of Buji Alley, everyone from the Law Department gathered together.

Liu Gaosheng was the most excited, walking on tiptoe for what he had been waiting for.

"Everyone, why are you delaying? Let's go."

Several people ignored Liu Gaosheng and looked at Lu Buxian with concern in their eyes.

"Lu Qianqian, the handkerchief is soaked again."

"is it?"

Lu Buxian placed his index finger on the center of the body and pulled it down. The U-shaped handkerchief that had been stuffed into his nostrils fell down, and blood began to spurt out again.

Lian Zhan, who had been working hard in the Department of Law for a year, had already rubbed the corner of his handkerchief and stuffed it directly into Lu Buxian's nostrils to complete the connection.

"It feels like a cow getting a nose ring..."

Liu Gaosheng's balls hurt when he saw it, and he suggested: "Lu Qianqian, why don't you go to Shengtian Banzi Hall first?"

"There's no need," Lu Buxian said with a smile, "I've eaten too much in the past two days, it's normal."

Du Kui asked doubtfully: "Auntie should know what Lu has been through?"

"Oh, I was kicked out by my mother."

Being kicked out of the house during the Chinese New Year?
Tuoba Yan was shocked: "Lu Qiancheng, what happened?"

After Lu Buxian finished laying the groundwork, he looked at Liu Gaosheng and smiled meaningfully.

Liu Gaosheng's heart skipped a beat, and he had a bad feeling.

"It's nothing," Lu Buxian smiled and poked the knife, "I live with Hongmei in the new house in Pengcheng Lane, Qingyufang, and she prepares the food, eh..."

Damn it, I didn’t ask!
"It hurts me too!"

Liu Gaosheng encountered a sudden misfortune and retreated, clutching his chest.

Thinking back to what Qiu Bei said, Yueyue never followed Qin Wu this time...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Everyone did not dodge the single's in-progress critical attack, but endured the pain and watched Liu Gaosheng applaud, secretly keeping their voices in line.

"No wonder Lu Xingcheng has two big black circles under his eyes!"

"Why did you do it so quickly? Is it immoral?"

"Instead of worrying about this, it's better to care about the body that Gero goes through..."

"I think it's better to give something to Uncle Shen than to Lu Qiancheng?"

"Isn't that true? Why don't you ask Uncle Shen for advice? If there is a good way to do this, send it to Lu Yuan instead!"

"Shan, let's do it!"

……

Shen House.

Small courtyard.

Shen Qingyun put the tea on the stone table and said with a wry smile: "Brother Lu, I really didn't expect you to come here today."

"We are planning to give you a wake-up call," Lu Buxian stood in front of the Cang Mian stone tablet filled with words and said with emotion, "Everyone only knows that you are great, Xiao Shen, but they don't know that secretly you are also practicing hard..."

Shen Qingyun said sternly: "Adults often say that there is no one in the world who succeeds without working hard."

The people squatting in front of San'er Chong were silent after hearing this.

"Why is Brother Shen so proud of things he shouldn't be proud of?"

That’s you, Liu Gaosheng!
No one dared to answer Liu Gaosheng's words.

Then I thought about it, why did I have to retort and state my position after hearing such rebellious words?

Du Kui smiled sweetly: "It sounds like you have some objections, Liu Gaosheng?"

"If you have any opinions, just raise them," Tuobatian said with concern, "Brother Shen is kind-hearted, tolerant, and tolerant of others."

Mai thought for a while and said in a low voice: "The main thing is to help Brother Shen make progress."

"I think it's okay!" Tuoba Que stood up, "I'll help Brother Liu react..."

"Come on," Liu Gaosheng pulled Tuoba Qian off his buttocks and whispered, "What do you know? Brother Shen's daily practice does not exceed one and a half hours!"

This knife was inserted.

Even though everyone knew something about it, when they heard the exact time of practice, they were in so much pain that they couldn't breathe.

"I think Brother Shen is on target," Lian Zhan thought for a while and said, "In recent months, my practice time has been shortened a lot, and my energy has actually improved."

Liu Gaosheng sneered: "Do you think practicing office gymnastics is in vain?"

Most people only know about office gymnastics to keep fit, and only Huo Xiu and the other three in the law department know this.

Hearing this at this moment, everyone's hearts couldn't help but move.

"Brother Shen!"

"Come and drink tea," Shen Qingyun turned around and said with a smile, "What do those three idiots want to see? If you like it..."

Except for Hu Niu who remained calm, the little black chicken and the dog's legs began to tremble.

"How many spiritual beasts are you going to adopt? Are they not as good as mine?"

Everyone came and sat down with smiles. After praising the tea, Liu Gaosheng got straight to the point and said: "Brother Shen, I always feel that office gymnastics has encountered a bottleneck recently. How to solve it?"

Can you overcome the bottleneck of colorful sunshine?

Shen Qingyun couldn't help but said with a guilty conscience: "Describe it specifically?"

Liu Gaosheng looked at Du Kui.

Du Kui gritted his teeth and said, "I feel like I still have something to say."

Hearing this, Tuobatian opened his mind: "Yes, yes, yes, I'm afraid that my skill is already deep, and it seems that I want to... break and then stand up?"

Sima Qingshan looked at the people, then looked at Shen Qingyun: "Young Master, they want to steal your skills."

"Oh my god, how can you say you stole something belonging to a body refiner?" When Liu Gaosheng kissed Yueyue, his face was not as red as it was now.

Shen Qingyun suddenly realized it and was extremely happy.

"Everyone, there is really no follow-up to office gymnastics, but... you can try to integrate it with your own skills or something."

Everyone was delighted: "Brother Shen, is this really true?"

"I just said casually, you have to try it out to see if it works," Shen Qingyun said thoughtfully, "After all, my lord has said that this method can assist... Oh, one more thing, remember the big turtle?"

Is it the big turtle that healed the wounds in your soul?

Everyone's hearts surged: "Brother Shen, can we practice this too?"

Shen Qingyun nodded and said with a smile: "My colleagues in the Immortal Department took the first step, and they should have succeeded so far..."

The actual situation is that as soon as he got up this morning, the mainland spiritual power in his body increased by a little, totaling thirty-eight so far.

The newly increased amount of spiritual power just matches the number of people in the Xianbu.

After talking about this matter, everyone boasted for a while and were taken by Shen Qingyun to earn new year's money.

San'er Chong stared at the backs of everyone and felt that Zhu Sheng had been greatly baptized.

"The reason why man is the leader of all spirits is not without reason. This flattery can be done in all kinds of ways!"

"I still think the strange man Liu Gaosheng is the most powerful..."

"Didn't you realize that the tuberculosis ghost is the true successor of the young master?"

"Boss, you finally spoke. We don't dare to say this at all!"

Main hall.

The cloud breaks through the high seat of God.

Below, Shen Weilong and his wife chatted.

Shen Weihu and Yunyan stuck their heads in to talk about the three shots fired in the eighteen rounds.

When the boys entered the hall, they looked up and saw the smiling Yun Potian, feeling anxious in their hearts.

"Is this the legendary grandfather?"

If it weren't for the Chinese New Year, Liu Gaosheng, who was walking in front, would have cried twice.

"Liu Gaosheng kowtows to his grandfather!"

The choking sound, coupled with the banging of his head, hit Yun Potian's heart.

As a giant in the world of immortality, Yun Potian subconsciously left his feet off the ground to avoid the shock wave.

"Ah..." He looked at his grandson and expressed these meanings with his eyes.

Yun Qianqian looked at Shen Weilong and said through a message: "This is what you said, will there be no trouble with Liu Gaosheng?"

Shen Weilong glanced at Lu Buxian's nose ring and replied: "There are objective reasons."

Qin Wu did not kneel down, but he had filial piety.

Coupled with Liu Gaosheng's noisy head, the atmosphere was in place, and everyone except Sima Qingshan also followed suit.

Shen Qingyun smiled bitterly, but felt relieved in his heart, and began to introduce the two parties.

"Well, they are all my Qin Wu's talents," Yun Potian said with a smile, "They are also our Qingyun's mentors and helpful friends. I would like to thank you all for your daily help to Qingyun."

Everyone's faces turned red and they hurriedly said: "Grandpa, I'm ashamed to say that my grandfather made a strong statement. It was Brother Shen who helped us..."

"Haha, you are so humble that you don't look like a young man at all," Yun Potian said with a smile, "But it is also an advantage. Only by being calm can you achieve great things. I will have a glimpse of your future achievements today. Very good, very good! "

After Yun Potian finished speaking, it was Shen Weilong's turn.

"Is nephew Lu Xian feeling ill?"

Lu Buxian was a little moved and held up his hands to speak...

"Ahem," Liu Gaosheng said first, "Uncle Shen, I have something to do, and I would like to ask uncle for advice in private..."

Is there anything else I should ask others for advice?

Shen Weilong stood up and said, "Let's go to the study."

Shen Qingyun watched blankly as his father and Brother Lu disappeared. Just as he was about to say something, his aunt Yun Xi appeared with a tray of red envelopes.

"Come on, come on, call Auntie and give me a red envelope. Give it to the one who calls the sweetest!"

Everyone's movements were fixed at the moment they turned around.

Brother Shen and Aunt Shen appeared in the pupils, dignified yet playful, beautiful yet lively, with a dot of cinnabar plum between her brows, transporting the living person into a fairyland that could not be matched by the ordinary world.

"Yes, with an aunt like this, no wonder Brother Shen treats women like nothing..."

Everyone was sighing in a daze when they suddenly felt itchy in their noses...

"broken!"

"I'm following in Lu's footsteps!"

"Fortunately, Lu Xianwen ran away, otherwise he would have died here!"

……

No matter how heartless Liu Gaosheng was, his aunt screamed like a mosquito.

Among the people, only Sima Qingshan, who had met the actual person in charge of Yun's Trading Company, could remain somewhat calm.

"Come on, Qingshan," Yun Xi smiled and handed out the biggest red envelope, "I won't tell your father."

First he was patted on the head by Yun Potian, and then he was given a big red envelope...

Sima Qingshan was extremely moved and bowed to salute.

"I am really ashamed of myself for being treated so favorably by someone who speaks to me. I am a retainer in Qingshan."

Talker?
Everyone woke up in excitement.

"It turns out that the story came from the Yun family."

"Oh my God, Brother Shen and Auntie Shen are in charge of Yun, the Yun family?"

"Beauty and intelligence coexist. Now, in addition to worrying about Brother Shen's life events, I have another layer of worry..."

……

When Yun Xi came forward, the biggest purpose of everyone's trip - to have sex with Shen Guy for free - also came to an end.

After being taught the Shen family's way of becoming an official, Lu Buxian walked out dizzy...

Shen Qingyun was overjoyed: "Brother Lu, has your nosebleed stopped?"

I am afraid that I was frightened back by my uncle's way of becoming an official.

Lu Buxian shook his head and looked around: "Where are they?"

"Well, if you have something to do, go to Shengtian Banzi Hall to wait for Brother Lu."

"I told you it's not necessary..."

"They also had nosebleeds."

Lu Buxian:? ? ?

"This is not important," Shen Qingyun took out the red envelope and said with a smile, "My aunt gave it to me, take it."

Lu Buxian smiled, cupped his hands and said, "I need to introduce you."

This is even less important!

Shen Qingyun pulled Lu Buxian out.

"I was just about to send a reply to Senior Zhao, so we can go together..."

Zhao Batian has returned to Heavenly Punishment with Mu Xiuzong.

Although the person came back, it was not Shen Qingyun who picked him up personally. This needs to be explained.

"Little friend Shen is very particular about facts," Zhao Aotian sighed with emotion, and turned around and scolded, "Learn more from others, you are not honest enough to go to the world of immortality!"

Shen Qingyun was stunned: "Senior Zhao, this is..."

"Let him speak for himself!"

Zhao Batian lowered his head and said nothing.

"I'm worried for you," Liu Gaosheng couldn't help it, "Brother Shen, Ba Tian has found a lover in Mu Xiuzong!"

Shen Qingyun's mouth opened wide and he said happily: "This is a great thing!"

Liu Gaosheng was heartbroken: "Two!"

Shen Qingyun couldn't sit still.

"What's going on? Brother Ba Tian, ​​please tell the truth. I will definitely try my best to help you deal with my sister's side..."

"It's a long story," Zhao Batian said sheepishly, "To sum it up, it's just love."

One for two, brother!
Is the world of immortality so keen on sharing?

Shen Qingyun asked hurriedly: "Muxiu Sect's rules... don't care?"

"That's not true," Zhao Batian thought for a while and said, "Their master also blessed the four of us." Shen Qingyun breathed a sigh of relief, then tilted his head, the numbers didn't match up.

"Four?"

"They look like two sisters, but in fact... they are three sisters."

When Zhao Aotian heard this, he took a deep breath of a dying man's breath, looked up to the sky and fell down.

An hour later.

Everyone tried to stop the bleeding and took Zhao Batian away.

"I'm talking about Batian," Liu Gaosheng looked Zhao Batian up and down and wondered, "There is a limit to your bragging. I can tell you that my urine has been very yellow recently. If it doesn't work, I'll wake you up."

Tuoba Qian stepped forward and hugged Zhao Batian.

"What Brother Liu said, our Brother Batian is not that kind of person. Come on, Brother Batian, tell me, where have you four gone?"

Shen Qingyun's hands were still a little numb, and he didn't want to listen to the exchanges between colleagues, and he felt really uneasy.

"I just thought about a perfect match with Mu Xiuzong, but I didn't expect that there would be a three-in-one situation..."

Although the master of the three sisters didn't say anything.

"But if my sister doesn't agree...can I agree?"

When word spread, I thought my sister’s Mu Xiuzong was short of men!
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Tuoba Qian lying in bed and dragging Lu Buxian over again——

A live threesome must begin with my teacher.

Shen Qingyun's eyelids twitched, struggling between whether or not to release his consciousness...

"Brother Shen, Brother Shen," Liu Gaosheng came closer and said in a straight line, "I overheard that Zhao Batian can achieve such a big thing, and it is not without capital!"

Shen Qingyun's face went numb, he thought for a moment and whispered: "What did you mean by Brother Lu?"

"You don't know yet?" Liu Gaosheng was stunned, "Lu Xianjun and his Hongmei family have all moved to Pengcheng Lane!"

What a mess!

When it came to parting, Shen Qingyun absentmindedly walked away.

After walking a few steps, he was struck by an inexplicable lightning again and was stunned on the spot.

"So, Brother Lu asked my father for advice..."

After returning home, Shen Qingyun was half relieved when he saw that the smile on his father's face was still there.

Looking for an opportunity to pull his mother aside, he asked: "Mom, why is dad so happy?"

Yun Qianqian smiled and said, "It's said that Lu Buxian asked him to teach him how to be an official."

Oh, then I will let go...

"I'm also big-hearted!"

Shen Qingyun touched his nose angrily and was about to leave when his mother grabbed him again.

"Qingyun, tonight is the final of the Leaf Card Competition."

"I wish my mother a great victory..."

"You go with me!"

Ha ha ha ha...

Shen Qingyun said seriously: "If the son goes with his mother, how will the father handle himself? What will outsiders say?"

Yun Qianqian nodded thoughtfully, raised her eyebrows, and turned around to find Shen Weilong.

Shen Qingyun cupped his hands, stepped out of the way, and ran to find Qiu Bei.

Huitong Pavilion.

Qiu Bei is making up for Qin's martial customs.

"New Year's greetings on the first day of the Lunar New Year, I know..."

"I'm afraid it won't be easy to go back to my parents' house on the second day of the new year..."

"On the third day of the Lunar New Year, is it not appropriate to go out and visit?"

"On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, it's best not to go out to welcome the Stove Prince?"

……

After looking through it, she decided to visit again on the fifth day of the lunar month, feeling slightly relieved.

"Hey, big red envelope..."

Picking up the red envelope on the table, Qiu Bei was angry and laughing.

The red envelope is really big, and it's a golden ticket worth ten thousand taels.

The value of the ten thousand taels of gold tickets in the monk's hands is unimaginable.

"It's more than enough to buy two of the shops in Tianshuxian City..."

Even though she was angry, she didn't have trouble with the golden ticket.

After calling the officials from the same hall to inquire, she frowned and said, "You still need to register? Who said that?"

"Well, it's stipulated by the Department of Prohibition of Arms."

Qiu Bei stopped talking and got up and went out to the fairy market.

Passing by a street intersection, she suddenly stood still and looked to the right.

"Liu Kuo and the four of you?"

It's nothing for the four sect leaders to go out and hang out.

But the four bosses were stopped by two kids holding up little red flags...

Qiu Bei sneaked closer, ready to watch the show.

"Little baby, why are you blocking the road?"

"Haha, I'm afraid I'm just asking for a red envelope."

"It's a pity that I don't have any silver..."

……

The four sect leaders were still laughing and enjoying themselves with the people. The leading boy sniffed his nose and said in an old-fashioned way: "Pedestrians, keep to the right!"

The followers behind him immediately followed.

"You keep to the left and violate the rules, you will be punished!"

"I'll arrest those who break the rules here as punishment. You can't leave until I catch you!"

After saying that, the two children put the small red flag in Liu Ye's hands, turned around and ran away.

The four of them were stunned.

Before Qiu's sad laughter came out, tears welled up in her eyes.

She was also a fastidious person, so she immediately performed a transformation technique to the right side, then she hunched her hands behind her back and tilted her head, sizing up the four people as she moved forward.

The four of them were still transmitting messages.

"This is a big deal..."

"I'm afraid it's just a child's play."

"It doesn't seem right. Passersby do keep to the right...and they all look at us weirdly?"

"Well, kid, if this happens, when can we catch him?"

"Tsk tsk, I first came here, but I couldn't understand it in advance. It's me, but fortunately I don't have any colleagues... Hiss, it's over, it's over!"

……

"Haha, Master Qiu!"

"Four sect masters, are you hanging out?"

"Yeah yeah……"

"together."

"Master Qiu, please go ahead, we are still comprehending the world of Qin Wu..."

"What kind of magic weapon is the little red flag in your hand?"

"Well, it's not worth mentioning. Lord Qiu, let's go!"

……

Qiu Bei hurriedly registered the golden ticket without embarrassing the four of them.

The four of them watched the Master leave, looking at each other angrily.

"Everyone, Qin Wu's style of law is indeed worthy of praise."

"Even children can abide by it. I personally think we can learn from this method of communication."

"Don't be too arrogant. I suggest you send out puppets to help us escape!"

"Please, how can I take the puppet back...Eh? Look!"

……

Niu Dawei and his group also walked to the left.

When he saw the four of them, he stepped forward and chatted for a few words before leaving.

The four of them looked at each other.

"I can't afford to offend you, just let it go...Eh? Here comes another one!"

The head of the Zhang clan in Xianpingshan has his mind filled with the laws of Qin and Wu. It is instinct for pedestrians to keep to the right.

Master Zhang saw the four people and was about to step forward when he glanced at the small red flag in Liu Shen's hand and stopped moving.

The four of them were speechless.

"If you take three more steps, I will put a red flag in your hand!"

Master Zhang bowed across the street and said with a smile: "I would like to teach the four seniors that before the Qinwu Law, everyone is truly equal."

Liu Shen forced himself to smile and said, "I'm ashamed to be here for the first time. Master Zhang is familiar with Qin Wu. Does he know how to solve this problem?"

"This..." Sect Leader Zhang said bitterly, "I am ashamed, this junior, this is really... eh? Little Friend Shen!"

Shen Qingyun was busy chasing Qiu Bei when he heard this and stopped suddenly.

"Senior Zhang... ah, there are four more seniors. You guys can chat slowly. There are still juniors..."

Sect Leader Zhang pulled Shen Qingyun and explained with a wry smile. Only then did Shen Qingyun see the little red flag and four faces stretched out by embarrassment.

"It's easy..."

Shen Qingyun whispered a few words, then he cupped his hands and left.

Sect Master Zhang's eyes lit up, and he immediately took out the equipment he had used a hundred years ago - a banner, a table and a stool, and set up a stall on the street.

"Iron-spoken divination, Zhang Banxian?"

When the four sect leaders were confused, they were sent a message by Sect Leader Zhang to hide the little red flag.

After a few snaps of his fingers, Master Zhang opened the door.

After a few words and two hexagrams, the crowd gathered.

"Old man," a young man stepped forward and said with a smile, "please tell me your fortune."

Sect Leader Zhang raised his eyes to look at the young man, then glanced at the middle-aged man behind the young man, and his heart lit up.

"I see that the two of you have been in trouble for a long time. Not to mention all the troubles you have had recently, you still have a calamity ahead of you today."

The two of them were shocked.

"Master, there is something!"

"There are capable people in this world? Don't show your face and try to deceive him."

The young man sneered: "It's just talk."

"Do not believe?"

"Do not believe."

"If you don't believe me, just go to the other side and take a few steps."

The two looked at each other and walked dozens of steps back and forth across the street. They just stopped and were about to taunt...

Four sect leaders jumped out.

"Pedestrians keep to the right!"

"You keep to the left and violate the rules, you will be punished!"

Liu Ye put the little red flag in the young man's hand, turned around and ran away.

The young man watched stupidly, then looked at the other side after realizing it...

Where else is Zhang Banxian’s stall?
"Master, this is a trap, we have fallen into the trap, it's really abominable!"

The middle-aged man's face changed a little, and he whispered: "Song Zhong, don't be impulsive. Those four are the masters of the four iron-eating sects. Fortunately, I changed my appearance."

Song Zhong was startled, and was upset by the laughter of passers-by: "In that case, Master, let's go."

"What are you thinking about?" Elder Han said speechlessly. "The four sect leaders have to hire someone to set up a trap to get out of trouble. How dare we leave?"

"Hey, this Qin Wu is really..."

"Think of the best in everything," Elder Han advised. "A place with rules is better than a place without rules. Maybe Qin Wu will be the place where you can flourish."

"Please give me some guidance, Master."

Elder Han thought for a moment and said, "Let's memorize the Qinwu Law first."

until midnight.

The yamen officer of the Heavenly Punishment Mansion patrolled the streets and found two ruthless men holding up small red flags. He stepped forward in confusion.

"Are you two too idle?"

Song Zhong cupped his hands and said, "I'm new here and don't know that pedestrians keep to the right, so..."

The government officials looked at each other.

"Didn't the person who gave you the red flag say that if you catch someone walking on the left, you can leave?"

Master and disciple froze.

Recalling the seven hours of standing on the street, I count with my fingers...

"Master, we have spared twenty-eight people in total?"

"Disciple, you can't include the leader of the Guixu Sect."

After learning from the yamen servant that if no one was caught, he could leave after standing guard for half an hour, the two of them returned the little red flag with gratitude and left quickly.

"Master, where are we going?"

"There are four sect masters in front of them, and the master of Guixu Sect behind them. They are all going in that direction. Let's go and take a look."

(End of this chapter)