My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me
Chapter 379: Your Majesty, I don’t want to stay here. I have my own place to stay. Let’s go!
Chapter 379: Your Majesty, I don’t want to stay here. I have my own place to stay. Let’s go!
Entering the city gate, Qin Moju and Huo Xiu were both in a daze.
Emperor Qin Wu has been here for nearly two months, and Huo Xiu has been here for nearly a month.
At this moment, I am closest to Xu Baoer.
As for hardship, I didn’t realize it before.
After passing the city gate, the sighs arose and turned into a sentence-Everyday is good at home, but everything is difficult when going out.
"Your Majesty, we finally entered the city!"
"Yes, it's normal to have difficulties when doing big things."
"Fortunately, I found Your Majesty, otherwise I would have to hesitate for how long if I wanted to enter the city."
"You can't say it like that. This time we entered the city, it was the joint efforts of you and I, the monarch and our ministers..."
……
After cheering each other for a while, the two of them became much more energetic. Looking around, their laughter was leaking out.
Lao Gou wiped his mouth subconsciously.
"I pride myself on being well-informed, but I have never seen anyone like this!"
With this in mind, he asked in confusion.
"You two, where are you from?"
Huo Xiu smiled and said: "Six thousand miles away, people from He County."
"It's really far away," Lao Gou looked at the cow's hooves, "Have you finished the entanglement?"
When Huo Xiu heard this, he gave Lao Gou a look that said he should not bully the elderly and poor.
Yes, I took the liberty.
Lao Gou touched his nose and said: "Since you are new to the city, you should learn the rules first. Don't make a mistake and not know anything else. There are many rules in the city..."
After saying a few words casually, he went to the back of the team and nodded.
Watching Lao Gou leave, the two of them formed a line.
"Does he think we are going to commit petty theft?"
"Your Majesty, why do you need to be acquainted with him? He is just running errands for others and leaving Qin Wu alone. He is just a gangster in Yaxing. He is not in the mainstream."
"I think he doesn't think highly of us."
"That's because he looks down on others. Now that His Majesty is out, the world will be decided!"
I don’t need to refute this fact.
Qin Moju sighed, feeling quite lonely as if he was in the cold at a high place, and as embarrassed as a country bumpkin who was about to be punished by heaven.
"The punishment from heaven in the future will definitely be like this."
Hearing this, Huo Xiu became more confident and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, our Heavenly Punishment will only be better than Beizhou County."
“How come you see?”
"Take the spirit boats in the sky. They seem to have their own way and are well managed, but in fact..." Huo Xiu thought for a moment, "everywhere is full of the stench of privilege."
Qin Moju has discovered this and said thoughtfully: "But it is also in line with the law of the weak and the strong."
"Your Majesty is looking after the old minister?" Huo Xiu chuckled, "The law of the jungle is for external affairs. Internally, Qin Wu is based on the law. At least for now, it seems that it is not difficult to do this."
Qin Moju nodded, and before he could say anything, he thought of the ten big characters on the red wall of the Forbidden Martial Arts Department, and then thought of Shen Qingyun, and then...
“Although Beizhou is good, it doesn’t have soup dumplings.”
The old minister simply cannot keep up with His Majesty's unpredictable thoughts.
Huo Xiu was stunned for a while.
It doesn’t matter if you can’t keep up.
"The most important thing is not to pick up the conversation..."
Touching the two pieces of silver at the corner of his clothes, Huo Xiu remained silent.
"So Huo Xiu..."
"Your Majesty, I am here."
"The key now is to earn some money or spiritual stones."
Breaking down the big goal of assassinating Xu Baoer, the primary goal becomes clear.
After a group of people entered a large manor in the southwest corner of the city, Huo Xiu found Lao Gou.
"Old man, the wages I'm waiting for are daily wages?"
Lao Gou was silent for a while and took out a dozen spiritual stones.
Huo Xiu's heartbeat quickened. He took the spirit stone and asked, "For one person?"
"It's not because of your age, I..." Lao Gou raised his hand halfway, then put it down immediately, and sighed, "I'm the one who helps you two personally. It's not difficult to earn spiritual stones. Let's take a rest and we will assess each other soon. If your skills pass the assessment, you will naturally have...what can you do?"
Looking at the thin man appearing next to him, Huo Xiu took three steps to express that it had nothing to do with him.
The thin man flattered Lao Gou and said, "Senior, even mortals are willing to help..."
"roll!"
The thin man turned around and left.
Huo Xiu thought for a moment, raised his hand to Lao Gou, and returned the gesture.
"Help?" Qin Moju glanced at Lao Gou, who was busy again, "I thought he was a greaser."
Huo Xiu also nodded.
"The monk did not help us, but instead helped us two mortals. Judging from their appearance, they are not good. Your Majesty, this..."
Just as he was talking, the thin man approached in a roundabout way and gave the two of them a half-smiling expression.
Qin Moju looked up and down: "If you want to serve me, you must first purify yourself."
Everyone on the side laughed.
The thin man blushed and cursed: "Is there something wrong with your fucking brain? Are you bragging so hard that you can't help yourself?"
Qin Moju said calmly: "I can still distinguish between reality and acting."
When the whole hall was laughing, Lao Gou came in carefully holding the photo stone.
"Why are you laughing?" Lao Gou glanced at the thin man lightly, "Let's start with you."
The thin man glanced at the shadow stone, feeling dark in his heart, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Senior, please give me your instructions."
"Don't be nervous," Lao Gou followed Professor Shen Qingyun's method and pointed the photo stone at the thin man, "Start your performance."
The thin man is a small Qi refining person who has not yet reached the early stages of Qi refining, so he can be classified as a mortal to a certain extent.
Before he set foot in spiritual practice, he was a member of a secular theater troupe, and was good at one of the four arts - martial arts.
After Lao Gou finished speaking, the flattery on the thin man's face disappeared.
The corners of his eyes seemed to have been lifted up by someone, and he was very energetic.
He sang to himself in time with the gongs and drums, raised his hands, and began to spin in circles.
After two turns, the movements became faster and faster, but not in a hurry. It seemed dazzled, but in fact the movements were clear and the expression was focused.
With a heavy gong in his mouth, his eyes focused and his movements were certain, quite like a... heroine's attitude.
"Not bad," Qin Moju nodded slightly, "Reward."
Huo Xiu felt a pain in his heart and silently threw out a spiritual stone.
The thin man took it instinctively, his face immediately darkened, and he complained: "Senior, this person..."
Lao Gou put down the photo stone and looked at the thin man and Qin Moju.
"Yes, you both passed the audition."
Does this work?
In the hall, everyone wanted to revolt, but then they thought about it and sat down again.
"The thin man is an opera singer."
"That person is bragging!"
"Damn, he really pretended to be..."
"His mouth...it's not easy to survive until now."
"I didn't see him looking pale. He must have been beaten often."
"His father's face is even paler!"
……
Before Huo Xiu could react, His Majesty was selected.
But this does not affect his heartfelt admiration.
"Your Majesty is so brilliant that I can't even imagine it..."
"Haha, you're a little clever," Qin Moju chuckled, "For this kind of thing, taking advantage of the situation is the best way to do it. If no one cooperates, it's the best thing to do."
"What your Majesty said is true."
Huo Xiu thought about it for a while and found that it was true.
But how can the veteran praise him like this?
"Praise Your Majesty for being able to pretend?"
Huo Xiu looked up and felt thunder rolling from the sky. Before he could find his way to the Six Realms, the disaster was already about to begin.
The round of audition ended, which took less than half an hour, and Lao Gou left with the photo stone.
The thin man saw the opportunity and came again with a black face.
"You two mortals are humiliating me?"
Hearing this, Huo Xiu felt distressed again: "If you don't want the spirit stone, you can return it to me."
Hey!
This old man is also a master of trouble!
Seeing this, everyone in the hall simply ignored what happened next and watched the show with gusto.
The thin man's eyes flashed with murderous intent, he sneered twice, turned around and walked away.
Everyone is disappointed.
A quarter of an hour later, Lao Gou returned.
"Those who are called will come out."
Everyone in the hall braced themselves and waited anxiously for their fate.
There were more than eighty people in total, and those named were only in their early thirties.
Both Shouzi and Qin Moju were there.
As for Huo Xiu who was mixed in, Lao Gou didn't say anything and waved, "Come out and the rest will leave."
One step closer to Xu Baoer!
The king and his ministers looked at each other.
What Qin Moju saw was admiration and adoration.
What Huo Xiu saw was calmness.
Since setting out without telling Shen Qingyun, Huo Xiu's heart dropped slightly at this moment.
Following Lao Gou, dozens of people came to another square in the manor.
The square is well prepared and has everything needed for the display of various skills.
The thin man glanced around and couldn't move his eyes away.
Huo Xiu took a look and saw that it was the costume of a theater troupe, and couldn't help but curl his lips.
"My subordinate Ma Yi, a rope is enough."
This is a born actor...
With a secret sigh, he continued to scan, his brows gradually frowning.
"With professional tools, they perform well, but His Majesty relies solely on his mouth..."
With this in mind, Lao Gou spoke.
"The rules for the second round of assessment are a little different."
After everyone heard the words, they calmed down and listened quietly.
Lao Gou continued: "Those who successfully pass the assessment will be hired, in addition to rewards, they will also receive wages. Those who fail will not need to leave. They will have another chance, but this opportunity is not limited to the directors..."
Everyone understood.
The failed person has a chance to be resurrected by practicing various skills provided by Lao Gou. If he can pass the assessment, he will be successfully hired.
"Your Majesty, in this round of assessment, if others have help from outsiders, I'm afraid..."
Before Huo Xiu finished his worried words, Lao Gou raised the image stone.
"Prince Qin, you come first."
When Huo Xiu heard this, his heart jumped even more.
"Is this specifically directed at His Majesty?"
Everyone also understood what Lao Gou meant and couldn't help but rejoice in his misfortune.
"Last round, this guy succeeded in pretending to be thin!"
"This round, I'll catch him directly from the source!"
"Hey, let's see how he blows..."
……
Qin Moju chuckled and said, "You asked me to come, and I came right away? Is a tooth man worthy of talking to me? You check what my talent is, what do you use to talk to me?"
Everyone was struck by lightning.
Lao Gou also opened his mouth wide. He regained consciousness after a long time. His consciousness swept over Qin Moju, and he said speechlessly: "I checked. Five spiritual roots, no cultivation, just a mortal."
Hearing this, everyone covered their faces and wiped away tears. The thin man was so happy that he turned over dozens of times without stopping.
"This is over!"
Huo Xiu felt like the world was spinning.
It’s okay if you fail the assessment, the key point is...
"Your Majesty is going to be eliminated like this. As a witness who witnessed it with my own eyes, how will I live the rest of my life?"
In panic, Qin Moju's voice sounded.
"Hehe, I didn't scare you, okay, I'll be the first one." Hehe?
Everyone's eyes dropped.
The moment Huo Xiu burst out laughing, he suffered internal injuries and his blood flowed backwards!
"Your Majesty is truly a spring body and a leech's waist, and he is the best at bending and stretching!"
Lao Gou came to his senses after a while.
"That's how you play, right?"
He felt complicated.
If you want to say that the other party is swearing, it seems like you are swearing.
But when the opponent's skills are taken into account, the opponent seems to be taking an assessment.
"In short, he scolded me during the assessment..."
After thinking for a moment, he said calmly: "To be decided, the next one."
Not eliminated?
Huo Xiu felt as if he had received a blessing from heaven. Seeing that Qin Moju still wanted to try harder, he quickly pulled him back.
"Your Majesty, I really have you!"
Qin Moju was still not satisfied: "I haven't done all my work yet. I'll add another sentence later..."
"Okay, okay. Your Majesty, at your height, you must give him a certain reaction time. If the time is short, he will not be able to understand the essence..."
After trying to persuade Qin Moju to stop, the two of them started to watch again.
"Damn, you're right. With these objects, the level of their skill display has improved a lot..."
Huo Xiu narrowed his eyes, looked at it, and... cursed everyone present.
When the thin man came on the court, he even considered becoming a referee in the underworld.
"Your Majesty can fail, but a thin man can never succeed!"
That is to say, Your Majesty wants to win the fair and aboveboard, hey...
This time the assessment has fewer people but takes more time.
An hour later, the results came out.
Twenty-two people were successfully hired, including the thin man.
Eleven losers.
TBD, one.
Watching Lao Gou leave, Huo Xiu's heart became anxious again.
Seeing this, Qin Moju comforted him: "It doesn't matter, I'm sure of it."
"I naturally believe in Your Majesty, and even if you fail, you still have another chance..."
"I don't need it."
The thin man came over again, with murderous intent in his eyes, and charged playfully.
"Are you able to take a gamble?" The thin man said with a faint smile, "I'll bet on your two spiritual stones."
Huo Xiu said with a smile: "Your Excellency has nothing to offer except..."
Huo Xiu's gaze made the thin man tighten his thighs. He sneered: "You still want to get ahead by relying on your words? From now on, I will be a member of the Xu family. Kneel down and admit your mistake wisely, otherwise... "
Just as he was talking, Lao Gou returned, with six more second-level monks beside him.
Before anyone came near, he announced: "King Qin, failed."
The thin man snorted, straightened his back, shook his head and walked away.
Huo Xiu's heart thumped and he didn't dare to look up.
"Your Majesty, they are ignorant..."
Qin Moju remained silent, his heart was filled with mixed emotions.
"Staying here in the county seems to be considered a success?"
"But if I fail the assessment, how can I get close to the Xu family even if I enter the city?"
"With Huo Xiu alone, I'm afraid even the Xu Mansion won't be able to break into..."
"Good things come hard..."
……
All thoughts finally converge into one.
Driven by this thought, he and eleven other people stood in front of Lao Gou.
Huo Xiu looked at His Majesty's back and felt uncomfortable.
"If I had learned more acrobatic skills on weekdays, I wouldn't have let Your Majesty..."
The bitterness can be suppressed, but the pressure is also increased a lot.
"It's so difficult to enter a city, let alone an assassination..."
Forget about assassinating Xu Baoer!
How to enter Xu Mansion?
How to get close to Xu Baoer?
"That is to say, His Majesty and I are very advanced in cultivation. If we change to other body refiners, we might be discovered as soon as we enter the city..."
As the thought passed by, the word Shen Qingyun also came out.
Huo Xiu's heart moved, and he shook his head bitterly.
"Even if Xiao Shen becomes a monk by accident, it would be too difficult to work in Bei County..."
Hearing Lao Gou's voice, he quickly drove away his distracting thoughts and squinted his eyes.
"You only have one chance, so cherish it."
Lao Gou waved his hand, and six monks came forward and sat cross-legged.
As the spiritual power in the body circulates, and in conjunction with the kneading techniques, six small shadow formations burst out with spiritual light.
The spiritual light gathered and evolved into a transparent light curtain.
The light curtain is four feet in diameter.
"Later, various skills will be displayed in the light curtain. After watching, you can choose one or more, practice for three days, and then take the assessment..."
After the introduction, Lao Gou glanced at Qin Moju, who was silent.
"My personal suggestion is to just choose one. Skills are more expensive than finesse. Okay, let's get started."
After connecting to the image stone, the six light curtains changed.
Twelve people, two in one, do not affect each other.
Qin Moju took a deep breath, his eyes burning.
When the light screen cleared, Huo Xiu also came closer. Before he could speak, his mouth opened wide.
"My day!"
In the light curtain, a person appeared, his face covered.
Even with their faces covered, they couldn't hide it from the two masters who were proficient in body training!
"Is this... a man?"
"Your Majesty, veteran, I have never seen such a charming man!"
"I didn't even have any intention of killing the thin man. I didn't expect...Eh? Do I want to learn his skills?"
"Your Majesty, I don't want to stay here. I have my own place to stay. Let's go!"
……
Before the two of them could run away, the man in the light curtain started jumping.
The first one to bear the brunt is naturally Mei.
The two of them were tolerant, and they didn't vomit after reading half of it.
In front of the five light screens next door, people vomited all over the floor.
As soon as Lao Gou took one look at this state, he knew it was not the material for flirting, so the scene changed to the next song.
Huo Xiu took a look and asked doubtfully: "Why don't we change it?"
"You haven't vomited yet," Lao Gou said calmly, "Maybe it's a lump of material."
Huo Xiu was so angry that when he saw the people around him sticking their butts out, a trace of righteous energy rushed over...
"Spit up!" Huo Xiu pointed at someone and shouted.
Lao Gou thought for a while and brought this person to the fifth light screen.
The king and his ministers looked at each other, gritting their teeth and continuing to look at their own beauty.
"Your Majesty, all the old ministers are incompetent, causing Your Majesty to..."
"It doesn't matter. It's never a shame to endure humiliation and bear the burden!"
"Your Majesty, there are a lot of them, but I really... hate this thief, it's so unethical!"
"Speaking of this, after asking around, I am rarely tempted to do justice for heaven."
"Leave it to me, old minister..."
……
Finally finished watching Mei...
Next is subject three.
Huo Xiu wished he could pluck out his eyeballs and wash them.
Qin Moju saw this: "You don't have to look at it, just stay away."
"Old minister, please retire."
A whole hour passed...
The other eleven people all chose their talents to practice individually, but Qin Moju remained motionless.
"So addicted?"
Lao Gou stepped forward in confusion, but saw that the focus of King Qin's sight was not on the light screen at all, and Hun'er had no idea where he was going.
"Ahem, how did you choose?"
Huo Xiu stepped forward and said angrily: "You still have to choose? It's simply insulting..."
"Well," Qin Moju interrupted, "I have my own opinion on this matter."
"But...hey."
Huo Xiu sighed and retreated.
He didn't want to review the song and dance he just watched.
But Qin Moju was clearly determined to give up...
"I don't know which one your Majesty will choose..."
Fuck grandma!
"Although I haven't finished reading it, I can't choose any one!"
Huo Xiu was gnashing his teeth and feeling anxious. After a while, Qin Moju returned.
The king and his ministers looked at each other. Huo Xiu's eyes were red and he didn't dare to say anything.
"If you break His Majesty's heart, I will definitely bear the blame... But why do I want to know so much?"
My damn curiosity!
Huo Xiu didn't ask.
Qin Moju didn't say anything.
The situation between the two is like a wife going out to have sex and being caught by her husband when she comes home, but you don't say anything and I don't even mention it.
Embarrassing as it is, we still have to live together as partners.
"Next, Huo Xiu..."
"The old minister is here."
"You collect news in the city."
"Old minister, I obey. Old minister... go now."
Watching Huo Xiu run away without a trace, Qin Moju's expression gradually became complicated.
"Fortunately, only Huo Xiu came. What if..."
He had a narrow escape from death due to the fate of the Chu-Han Dynasty, and he had no regrets.
After watching Teacher Lu's dozens of songs and dances, he regretted it.
"But what does that say?" Qin Moju's eyes suddenly became certain, "Those who cannot defeat me will eventually make me stronger! Teacher Lu... Congratulations on becoming my true enemy!"
While I was thinking about it, Lao Gou came to the door.
"Ready, let's go."
The two walked and talked.
"Prince Qin, I am very optimistic about you."
"Ah."
"This singing and dancing is Teacher Lu's unique skill, and it can only be taught to you."
Ok?
Qin Moju couldn't move his feet: "Just... I am the only one to choose?"
Lao Gou smiled and said: "Looking at the bright side, wouldn't it be bad if there were no competitors?"
Qin Moju suppressed the loud retreat in his heart and stepped forward with difficulty.
One day passed.
Huo Xiu, who went out to inquire about the news, quietly returned.
When he learned that Qin Moju was in the small yard behind the manor, he subconsciously went there and stopped again when he was halfway there.
"Will your Majesty die, or will I die?"
With a heavy sigh, Huo Xiu looked up and was startled again.
"Why is there such a high pole in the small courtyard?"
(End of this chapter)
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