My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 421 You guys are having a lot of fun...

"Brother Liu, Brother Liu, calm down!"

"Brother Shen, don't pull me. You are so good, Mai Yi. Do you know how much I expect from you?"

Mai Yi's face was dark, and it was hard to tell whether it was red or not, but after hearing this, he was calm and said in a muffled voice: "Just tell me whether I have set things right."

"Still want to set things right?" Liu Gaosheng's nose was spurting out, and he cursed, "How can I explain the strong fragrance of Kuihua?"

Mai thought for a moment and said, "I just made some artistic changes."

Brother Mai understands communication!
Shen Qingyun nodded repeatedly.

"Wuwuwu," Liu Gaosheng looked at Shen Qingyun and cried, "Brother Shen, get him!"

Lu Buxian advised: "Okay, okay, Du Kui didn't say anything..."

Before he could finish his words, Du Kui rolled his eyes and fell backwards.

"Brother Dukui!"

"Why are you still lying down? Stop pretending and get up!"

"Brother Liu, he is really dizzy!"

"what?"

Liu Gaosheng also became concerned and started pinching his forehead.

Du Kui woke up slowly, only to find his vision was all gaudy and colorful.

flower?
Kuihua?

Du Kui's face is paler than Huo Xiu's.

Could these two words be my nickname?... How unbearable!
“I never thought that after working hard in the Forbidden Martial Arts Division for half a year, I would have gained such a reputation!”

I'm not ready yet!

His eyes were like knives, and he looked around, gnashing his teeth and shouting: "Ma Yi, it's fine if you can't accomplish anything, but you also gave me a random name for a bandit, you deserve to be tortured to death!"

Lingchi has come out?

"Du Kui is really angry..."

Liu Gaosheng hurriedly advised: "Du Kui, don't worry, it may not be a bandit's nickname, maybe... it's a nickname?"

When Shen Qingyun heard this, his expression tensed, but his inner smile sounded like a wolf's howl.

“Go, go, go, go!” Seeing that Du Kui was about to faint again, Lu Buxian waved his hand to drive Liu Gou away, “Don’t worry, Du Kui, I will definitely… let Xiao Shen give you an explanation for this matter.”

Eh?
I am a bystander.

Shen Qingyun was stunned. Before he could decline politely, Mai Yi said in a muffled voice, "It's already like this. Why not wait and see what happens?"

"You want to wait and see now?" Liu Gaosheng glared at Mai, then looked at Shen Qingyun, "Brother Shen, if Yueyue knew..."

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Elder Hua knows that Brother Du Kui is a good man."

Liu Gaosheng's face fell: "That's why it's even more serious. I don't want to turn from a human into a beast!"

Oh too.

If you like women, Elder Hua will at most chop you with a few flying swords.

"You like men, she might want to enforce justice on her behalf..."

Shen Qingyun didn't know whether to praise Brother Liu for his quick wit or for his strong desire to survive.

"You..." Du Kui glared at Liu Gaosheng, too angry to speak, and turned to look at Shen Qingyun, "Brother Shen, help me."

Hey……

Shen Qingyun nodded with a bitter face, and his brain started to work.

After a while, his expression gradually became solemn.

When everyone saw this, their hearts skipped a beat.

"No way, even Brother Shen can't do anything about it?"

Just as he was thinking about it, Shen Qingyun looked at Liu Gaosheng with a solemn expression.

Liu Gaosheng seemed to understand something, and did a half-tactical retreat, and asked in surprise: "Brother Shen, is it difficult? Are we going to use that trick?"

"That's right. Now the situation is already serious and we have no choice but to make it bigger!"

Hearing this, Du Kui felt like he had given up half of his life, and asked in a trembling voice, "How much?"

"Four words, fight poison with poison!"

Half an hour later.

Shen Qingyun and Du Liu boarded the spirit boat and set off.

Looking back at Tian Zheng, the three of them had solemn expressions.

"Brother Shen, is this trick of yours useful?"

Liu Gaosheng said sternly: "You beg Brother Shen, but you don't believe in him, you mother..."

Du Kui looked at Liu Gaosheng coldly.

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "My method has precedents to follow, so it should be foolproof."

"Brother Shen, you don't need to explain," Liu Gaosheng said calmly, "I have already seen some of the secrets. As for rumors, as long as they are spread outrageously, those that are not too outrageous will be eliminated."

Shen Qingyun nodded and smiled: "That's right."

"It's just..." Liu Gaosheng hesitated, "If we spread the rumors about Lu's experience, I'm afraid it's... I'm afraid it's not a good idea, right?"

Shen Qingyun said sternly: "Brother Lu is willing to sacrifice himself for the two of you... Brother Liu, Brother Du Kui, you should remember Brother Lu's kindness in this matter."

"But why do the rumors about Lu's experience sound the same as my dream?"

Liu Gaosheng was still hesitating whether to ask or not, but when he noticed Du Kui's mocking look, he immediately snorted and turned away.

Forbidden martial arts department.

The Tuoba brothers knocked on the door.

"Come in."

The two entered the public house and bowed, saying, "Experience Lu, everything has been spread out."

"Ah."

"Then we two will take our leave first..."

"and many more."

The two were confused.

Lu Buxian's eyes left the copy paper, but his hand pointed somewhere on it.

"It is rumored that Lv Buxian is good at singing and dancing, and is especially good at cross-dressing. His song Peach Blossom Smile is popular all over the country. Isn't this rumor too unreliable?"

When the two brothers heard this, their hearts were filled with twists and turns.

Lu Lijian doesn’t know yet?
Brother Shen didn’t tell him?

Why didn't we go with him to pick up His Majesty and the Lord!
Why are we staying here?
Lu Jingli is said to be too unreliable?

Should I tell him something even more unreliable?
……

In a flash, the ups and downs ended, and the emotions of the two brothers converged on one point, and they began to glare and purse their lips.

When Lu Buxian took one look at the appearance of these two guys, his heart skipped a beat.

"It doesn't look fake?"

As soon as this thought came out, his face darkened: "Speak!"

Traveling under the stars has a unique beauty.

Du Liu and his companion, one at the bow and the other at the stern, watched the stars and the moon for a long time. Gradually they became bored and turned around to go back. But just as they took a step, they stopped.

"Men go left and women go right. Du Kui will definitely go on the right side. Humph!"

Liu Gaosheng twitched the corner of his mouth and walked to the right side of the boat.

Du Kui’s idea was simple.

"Men on the left, women on the right, humph!"

Three snaps of the fingers later, the two were face to face.

Du Kui giggled.

Liu Gaosheng sneered.

Just as the two were about to engage in a verbal battle, Shen Qingyun's voice was heard from the cabin.

"Auntie, I promise this is the last time..."

"Oh, working for anyone is working. Besides, you are not working at all. You are like a fairy from heaven who has come down to earth to experience life..."

"I beg you, your young master rarely asks for favors..."

……

Wow, Brother Shen can also be so humble?
The two were curious, so they sneaked in and saw Shen Qingyun squatting on the ground with an inflatable doll in front of him. His back was facing Shen, his short hands were tucked under his armpits, his short legs were crossed, and his fat feet were shaking, as if he was doing something pretentious.

"Brother Shen?"

Shen Qingyun turned around and said with a wry smile: "Gugu is angry again, it's hard to coax him."

"Haha, Brother Shen is an only child, so it's inevitable that he has no experience," Liu Gaosheng laughed and stepped forward, "I'm not bragging, this thing... I'm good at it!"

Du Kui nodded and said, "This is true. I saw it with my own eyes. When Liu Gaosheng was still breastfeeding, he held his brother to sleep."

Liu Gaosheng was shaking with anger.

"Don't think you can talk nonsense just because you can beat my brother. Brothers are fighting, so don't cry about it being unfair!"

Who is so arrogant?

Gugu turned around curiously, glanced at Liu Gaosheng, and pouted her lips.

Liu Gaosheng raised his eyebrows and said, "It's a little difficult, but not much. Brother Shen, you guys go out first, I'll coax you."

"Ah, this..."

Before Shen Qingyun could even try to refuse, Du Kui asked, "You? I'm afraid it will be hard to coax you until dawn."

"A quarter of an hour," Liu Gaosheng raised his index finger, "If that doesn't work, you can call me... Eh? Haha, hello, Gugu, did Brother Shen see that? I'm getting close to you, right?"

Seeing Gugu stand up and climb up along Liu Gaosheng's calf, Shen Qingyun and Du Kui were both surprised.

After Gugu climbed up to sit on Liu Gaosheng's forearm, he stretched out his hands, grasped his index finger, and pressed down...

Shen Qingyun's face changed.

Bo'er!

The index finger goes down and the middle finger pops out.

The international friendly gesture has not yet spread to other worlds.

However, Du Liu was a great man, and after just a little feeling, he felt that he was being scolded.

"The insults are pretty harsh?" Liu Gaosheng turned around and said, "Brother Shen, this..."

Shen Qingyun forced a smile and said, "Gugu thought you were competing, so Brother Liu, you are busy, we will leave first..."

"Okay, you guys go first... um? Compete with one?" Liu Gaosheng was happy, "Gu Gu, who taught you to compete like this?"

Gugu thought about it and began to stroke his chin.

"With a beard?"

Gugu thought about it and smiled.

"You usually smile?"

Gu Gu thought for a while, slid down from Liu Gaosheng, went around from behind, and slapped Liu Qiao's butt with his breast.

Liu Gaosheng's mind was working at high speed and he came to an outrageous conclusion.

"An old man with a lecherous beard? He is absolutely heartless!" Liu Gaosheng said angrily, "Don't worry, Gugu, if you meet this old man with a lecherous beard again, I will help you get revenge."

Gugu was a little dazed, and nodded hesitantly. "Very good," Liu Gaosheng was delighted, "Let's put the troubles behind us, and I'll play with you for a while... Well, you're still young, how about we play house?"

Outside the cabin.

The two chatted.

"Brother Shen, will anything happen to the Yongzhou Army this time?"

"Brother Du Kui, you are not going to ask me about military affairs, are you?"

"I'm just worried about my dad..."

"Commander Du has been guarding the Heavenly Beast Mountain Range for a long time. Even if he has no merits, he has worked hard. Your Majesty will not turn a blind eye to it. Besides..."

Shen Qingyun thought for a moment and said with a smile: "The change in Qin Wu's army this time is only because the situation is good. They are anxious to get on the bus and want to gain something without any effort. I don't think it will lead to the use of knives and guns."

Du Kui sneered, "I just can't stand this kind of people. To be honest with you, Brother Shen, many of those who opposed Your Majesty's entry into the world of immortal cultivation were heroes..."

"Hey, hey, hey," Shen Qingyun said hurriedly, "You'd better keep this matter secret from me."

Du Kui was speechless: "Brother Shen, what are you afraid of? You have the protection of an adult. Only a blind person would dare to mess with you."

Shen Qingyun had a complicated expression: "If it weren't for my poor eyesight, could this happen?"

Du Kui was startled, then nodded slowly: "Brother Shen is still the one who sees things more deeply... Hey! Hiss!"

Shen Qingyun asked curiously: "Why are you so startled?"

Du Kui stared at Shen Qingyun in horror: "Brother Shen, you, you asked Brother Tuoba to spread the rumor. In the rumor, there is, there is Lu..."

I even want to watch the King of Qin walking around the pillar!

As long as the rumor is outrageous enough, reality has nothing to do with it!

Shen Qingyun said angrily: "Unity is the most important thing, unity is the most important thing..."

Du Kui's eyes changed when he looked at Shen Qingyun.

He was very sure that the fact that he and Liu Gaosheng set up the Imperial Guard Department, which led to rumors within the Forbidden Martial Arts Department, was absolutely accidental.

"And when the rumors started, Brother Shen hid away, and Mai Yi just obeyed the order..."

After a while of thought, he was sure that Brother Shen was taking advantage of the situation again!

"While you're using poison to fight poison for us, you can poison Lu Jingli as well!"

The consequences of poison?

Naturally, the things that Tang Jingli did when he traveled to Chu and Han under the name of Lu Buxian would not be believed even if the news was reported back.

"In this way, even if there are still some minor differences between the two Lu Tangs, it will not affect the friendship between colleagues!"

Wonderful, simply indescribable!

Du Kui admired and said: "Brother Shen, you are really..."

The words have not yet finished...

With a whoosh, a black shadow flew out of the cabin, jumped over the side of the boat, and fell down.

The two were stunned.

"Yes, who is it?"

"It seems to be Liu... Oh my god, Liu..."

Shen Qingyun was horrified and was about to jump down to save him, but Liu Gaosheng folded his arms and slowly rose up, looking... unhappy.

Du Kui sneered, "It's a little difficult, but not much?"

Liu Gaosheng looked around and said to Shen Qingyun, "I didn't expect Gu Gu to be so powerful."

Shen Qingyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "This is Gugu's home court. So, Brother Liu, you..."

"I just said we were playing house, and Gugu was quite happy. Who would have thought..." Liu Gaosheng said angrily, "I said I was the father and Gugu was the mother... Aha, it's quite cool outside, A-choo, A-choo..."

Du Kui praised: "Brother Shen taught me very well. Gu Gu knows to protect himself when he is outside at such a young age."

"Ahaha, Gugu may have misunderstood something." Shen Qingyun did not accept the compliment and hurriedly shouted to Liu Gaosheng, "Brother Liu, come up quickly."

"No, no, no, I'll just fly by myself."

"Brother Liu, it's still 130,000 or 140,000 miles away!"

so far?
Liu Gaosheng's expression changed slightly, and he said stubbornly: "Only 130,000 or 140,000 miles..."

"Brother Shen, let's go in and cheer them up. Liu Gaosheng, try to keep up. Don't hold us back like a woman!"

Damn it, women have the most vicious hearts!

As Liu Gaosheng cursed inwardly, the spirit boat sped up.

He panicked and quickly sped up to catch up. He calculated the energy and blood consumption in his head and his face turned darker.

"If we fly to the sea of ​​stars, I'm afraid there won't be even a drop of urine left."

Damn it, woman’s heart is as deep as the sea!
"GuGu is only a child, but he is already like this... huh? I'm afraid that old man with a perverted beard taught him to do this again. Damn it!"

Just as I was about to start scolding, a silver bell-like laughter came from the cabin.

Liu Gaosheng's face darkened again, but he couldn't help but feel curious.

"How did you coax Du Kui?"

Inside the cabin.

Du Kui and Gu Gu sat on the ground.

Each of them held a rope in his hand.

"Gugu is really smart. Let's do it again. This time... let's add nursery rhymes."

Gugu's little face turned red, his big round eyes widened, and he nodded repeatedly when he heard that.

Du Kui smiled and nodded, and began to turn the rope in her hand, singing at the same time: "The stream is flowing, my sister and I are picking cotton. My sister picked two and a half kilograms of cotton, and my sister picked a flower. My sister got a big red flower, and I only got a rag doll..."

Shen Qingyun had a fatherly smile on his face and his expression was generally serious.

But if you look closely, you can see that the veins on his cheeks are blue from biting.

"If I take out the photo stone now, how will Brother Du Kui respond..."

My character is not worthy of such trust from you all!
Sighing, Shen Qingyun just wanted to leave, but he didn't dare to.

"We're leaving now, I'm afraid... Brother Du Kui is really amazing," he praised hurriedly when he saw Du Kui looking back, "You're multi-talented, I don't even have this one skill."

"Brother Shen, do you want to learn?"

No no no no no…

Before Shen Qingyun could even move his hands, Gugu looked over at him, with her little mouth ready to pout depending on the situation.

"Let's learn..." Shen Qingyun said with a grin, "That's not a bad idea. It's always good to have many skills."

Du Kui was inexplicably happy. He reached into his arms and took out another rope.

Shen Qingyun had nothing to say. He stepped forward with a bitter taste in his mouth.

"Brother Du Kui is well prepared."

"Brother Shen once said that if you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen your tools..."

Is this what I meant by this?
Shen Qingyun was hit with the hammer again and sat down woodenly.

After half an incense stick of time, Du Kui exclaimed: "Brother Shen is really good. He has learned eighteen kinds so quickly!"

My damn comprehension!

Shen Qingyun forced a smile and said, "Really? Ah... I almost forgot about Brother Liu. You guys play first, I'll go and watch... Well, Brother Liu has reached the fourth realm after all..."

A quarter of an hour.

"Brother Shen, I think you are the rare genius that I have been looking for in Yongzhou's rope-flipping world for a long time!"

Is it really that fun to have fun in Yongzhou?

"Thank you so much, I'll go see Brother Liu..."

An hour later.

"Brother Shen, what are you translating? No way, Brother Shen has started to innovate?"

Shen Qingyun lowered his head woodenly, looking at the Yangtze River Bridge revealed by the flower rope in his hand, and felt as if he had exposed something.

After thinking about it...

"I've even turned over the flower string, what else do I have to worry about?"

He gritted his teeth, stood up and said, "Come on, come on, I suddenly thought of a game, let's play skipping rubber bands!"

Skipping rubber rope?
Du Kui's body trembled as if she had seen a god.

clap clap clap...

The puffy little breasts clapped their hands loudly.

"Little ball, kick it with your feet, the Malan tree blooms twenty-one, twenty-eight, two-five, six, twenty-eight, two-five, seven, twenty-eight, two-nine, thirty-one..."

Two hours later.

The three of them happily started playing again...

"Catching stones? Brother Shen, what kind of game is this? It sounds interesting."

"Haha, you'll know soon. Gugu, get some outdated pills... watch out!"

Whoosh!
The pill flew into the sky, Shen Qingyun followed it with his eyes and groped with his hands, until the pill was an inch off the ground. After grabbing the pill, he flipped his hand and caught it perfectly!

Gugu started clapping again, then shook Shen Qingyun's arm, indicating that he wanted to come.

Du Kui watched enviously from the sidelines, enduring...

Four hours later.

"Alright, alright, that's about it..."

Before Shen Qingyun could concentrate, Gu Gu flew up and kissed Shen Qingyun on the face with a smack.

"Haha," Shen Qingyun was so happy, "Okay, okay, let's play one last game, shuttlecock kicking!"

There is no shortage of bird feathers in the bulging treasure storage bag.

After a short while, Shen Qingyun made a colorful shuttlecock.

I threw it in the air and kicked it twice, and it felt good.

"Come on, come on, the three of you form a circle. Whoever can't catch it will be punished... Drum drum, catch it!"

Gugu concentrated intently, staring closely at the shuttlecock falling in the air.

"It's now!"

The big round eyes lit up, the short legs lifted up, and hit the shuttlecock right in the middle.

whoosh...

"Oops, it flew out..."

The three of them chased out together.

Shen Qingyun was the fastest, he did a somersault and caught the shuttlecock.

"Let's go on!"

The three of them rushed back excitedly, but just as they reached the cabin door, they stopped and looked back in surprise.

By the spirit boat, Liu Gaosheng's long hair had already spread out.

But it is not scattered in all directions and all blown away.

The overall look is like a human face growing on the back of a woodpecker's head.

The man's face looked very ugly at the moment, with two tearful eyes staring straight at the three children.

"You guys are having a lot of fun... A-choo! A-choo A-choo A-choo..."

(End of this chapter)