My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me
Chapter 429: Horse? It's a challenge, but it's not impossible to try
Chapter 429: Horse? It's a challenge, but it's not impossible to try
"Xiao Shen, do you want to cause trouble?"
"Sir, you know that my subordinate..."
"That's why I'm asking. Who are you going to mess with during the sports meet?"
"Sir, it really is... Oh, I understand. I wonder who you want to... whom do you want to target?"
It's really not a problem...
Huo Xiu understood what he said, but he didn't respond. He asked in confusion, "What does this so-called sports meeting mean?"
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Sir, it is simply to strengthen the relationship between us. Think about it, after the Ten-Party Alliance, we did nothing, it was like there was no alliance. Now that His Majesty has returned, I am thinking..."
"I see..." Huo Xiu thought for a moment, "What does Master Qiu mean?"
"Sir, I haven't told my sister yet," Shen Qingyun said, "but the Five Sects Ascension Meeting seems...too small to accommodate the Ten Directions Alliance."
"That's true."
The Five Sects Ascension Meeting, a grand gathering of the Five Sects of Nogi Hide.
During its heyday, only one or two elders from the Beast Sect were invited to participate.
Now, the Ten Directions Alliance has doubled the number of participating forces, and has even achieved a breakthrough from zero at the level of the Five Realms Great Cultivation. The Five Sects Ascension Meeting has suddenly become a mere Five Sects Ascension Meeting.
"The Ten-Party Alliance should indeed have some interactions to strengthen mutual exchanges and promote mutual understanding..."
Huo Xiu paused, and Shen Qingyun quickly said, "Sir, if we can hold it in Qinwu, we can make a small profit."
"Tsk," Huo Xiu was speechless. "I've always said that you, Little Shen, would not do anything without profit... Well, anyway, I'll present it to you. I don't know if it will work or not, but now..."
Shaking his head, he didn't continue speaking. After thinking for a while, he mentioned another thing.
"Your Majesty has discussed this with the leader of the Qiufeng Sect. The matter of no wireless silk must be rolled out immediately. The Forbidden Martial Arts Department will be responsible for it..."
Shen Qingyun was happy to take on this task.
Not to mention the procedure, the inner prison also held Chen Qiang, who was "the one who must first be made to suffer in his heart". (Yuanzi made a mistake in the name, he wrote Chen Qiang instead of Chen Tie before, I can't change it as well as he did, so he will be called Chen Qiang from now on)
"It's time to let Brother Qiang smell the fragrant plum blossoms..."
Turning around and entering the public housing, he asked Mai to go to the inner prison.
Mai Yi hesitated for a moment and said, "Brother Shen, Mai Yi Sect has left Qin Wu's territory."
Shen Qingyun said happily: "Brother Ma Yi is always paying attention?"
"There's nothing we can do," Mai Yi said with rare sorrow, "The sect is going there to do something big. As the saints said, heaven will give great responsibilities to..."
"Stop, stop," Shen Qingyun said hurriedly, "There's no need to make our own family members suffer. Brother Mayi, please rest assured. His Majesty has spoken..."
After some persuasion, Mai felt relieved and went to the inner prison.
Shen Qingyun sat down and started wiping the sweat off his face, then he started to daydream.
"If I tell Brother Mai about the stories of sleeping on firewood and tasting gall, and the humiliation under the crotch...hiss!"
Shivering, he quickly picked up the pen.
"Everything goes smoothly and everything goes as planned!"
I put down my pen and picked up the paper, and the more I looked, the more satisfied I became.
"The word 'student' is also showing signs of being a problem."
After looking at it for a while, he fixed his eyes on the word "Yu". The more he looked at it, the more it looked like a giant turtle.
"Hey, Sanxi Sanren..."
Thinking back to the first time he met the dragon snake, Liu Gaosheng's failed attempt to kill the dragon snake for a thousand years resulted in him being held in the dragon snake's mouth for two hours...
"How much will my father have to pay for this arrow? Will it make me lose the throne of the richest man's grandson?"
As the court was about to close, Shen Qingyun washed his brush and inkstone, and went to find Lu Buxian with the first draft of the sports meeting preparations he had just written.
"Brother Lu... Hey, where are the people?"
Upon asking, I found out that he passed away more than ten breaths earlier than Shen Qingyun.
Shen Qingyun was stunned and asked, "Is there something wrong at Brother Lu's house?"
The eight Vajra shook their heads in unison.
"No, or don't know?"
Yi Jin Gang said bitterly: "Brother Shen, we dare not ask about what Lu experienced recently."
Shen Qingyun wondered: "Why?"
The Eight Vajras were silent.
Shen Qingyun sighed: "Brothers, has our relationship faded..."
"Brother Shen, don't ask anymore!"
King Kong had a desperate look on his face. He gritted his teeth for a long time, took two steps forward, twisted his buttocks twice, and retreated.
"Is this clockwork?"
Shen Qingyun's eyes widened, and suddenly he understood.
That's the rumor!
"I'm sorry guys, I was negligent... Breakfast tomorrow will be on me!"
The eight Vajras were overjoyed.
"Brother Shen said this!"
"Brother Shen, let me reveal another secret. This news was spread by Brother Tuoba..."
"If Lu Jingli shows any signs of investigating, Brother Shen, you should just hand these two people over!"
"Don't mention our names..."
……
Shen Qingyun's face was tense, and he said solemnly: "Thank you for telling me this. I would like to thank you all on behalf of Brother Lu. Don't worry, I am famous for my tight-lippedness. Goodbye..."
When he reached the corner, he wiped the sweat off his face.
"My goodness, Brother Tuoba, you spread rumors, don't you even try to disguise yourself?"
A real man never turns his head back and spreads rumors using his real name. How awesome!
Shen Qingyun was still singing when a familiar voice rang out.
"Ah, Mr. Shen, I was just looking for you..."
Hearing the voice, he looked up and saw that it was Niu Dawei. Shen Qingyun hurriedly said, "Senior Niu, I just left the government office..."
"I know," Niu Dawei's expression was somewhat... confused and silly, and his smile seemed forced, "I arrived at the right time."
"Why did you leave, Senior? I wanted to invite you to my home for some simple meals. The main dish is braised beef... braised beef stew, absolutely delicious."
At a certain moment, the voice, appearance and smile of the alien thunder bull flashed through Niu Dawei's mind, and he hurriedly shook his head to dispel it.
"You don't have to eat. I'm always free. I'm here to ask you something."
"Senior Niu, please speak."
"About your mother..." Niu Dawei said half a sentence, not knowing what to say. After a while, he found the topic and said with a smile, "I heard from you before that your mother... specializes in leaf cards?"
Shen Qingyun was stunned: "It's not called the main attack, it's just for fun, why do you ask this, senior?"
Have fun?
Niu Dawei's heart skipped a beat.
"Yes, yes, playing cards is just a pastime, matchmaking is the real job..."
But an ordinary woman in this secular world wants to be a matchmaker for me?
When Niu Dawei thought about this, he felt a little unsteady on his feet.
"Senior, senior?"
"Ah, haha, nothing, nothing..."
After saying nothing, he couldn't continue.
"How can it be called nothing?"
What if you take my silence as a tacit agreement, and then think about the scene where Qiu Feng comes to congratulate you on your second marriage...
"Weddings and funerals should be handled together!"
I would rather die!
"But this woman is Shen Xiaoyou's mother..."
Niu Dawei took a deep breath, looked up at the sky, closed his eyes, and his mind was racing.
You know what, he really found a way out of the situation, which is...
"It's a bit of a waste of my grandson..."
He opened his eyes and looked at Shen Qingyun, smiling gently, "It's like this, I see that Weiwu really likes Qin Wu, and it will be beneficial for him to gain experience in the secular world, so I thought of giving him... a home."
Shen Qingyun's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Senior Niu, this is great news. Brother Weiwu will definitely be happy!"
"I don't know whether he is happy or not, but I..."
Niu Dawei sighed secretly and said with gritted teeth: "It would be best to find him a Taoist partner... I wonder if you have any ideas?"
"I can't do anything..."
"what?"
"But my mother does!"
Shen Qingyun wanted to hug Niu Dawei and kiss him.
"I'm suddenly concerned about my life. This is truly a critical moment for my life and death. What do you call this, brother Weiwu? This is called accepting a mission when the army is defeated and taking orders in the midst of danger..."
All I, Shen Qingyun, can do, besides being grateful, is...
"Make this marriage happen!"
With certainty in his mind, he began to promote his mother.
"I'm afraid Senior Niu has also heard some rumors about my mother?"
Niu Dawei broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this.
"Mr. Shen, you are too modest. I didn't just hear it. I clearly... went there myself!"
Suppressing his wailing, he continued to listen to the commercial.
"I'm not bragging. My mother is the matchmaker. God damn it, I won't think of anyone else. I'll tell you this. A murderer has just been released, and my mother has arranged a marriage for him. It's his third marriage. Can you bear this?"
Even the big boss of the fifth realm was frightened by this horrifying record.
"If you really help me, I'm afraid it will work, right?"
Niu Dawei couldn't help wiping his sweat, and said with a forced smile: "Your mother is indeed very smart... Well, I won't say much, please tell your mother, if it works out, thank you for the matchmaker gift..."
"Senior, forget about the thank you gift..."
"No, no, no, no! If you don't do this to me, I will feel uneasy..."
"Well, just show your appreciation. I haven't thanked you for your care yet..."
"Let's put things in perspective..." Niu Dawei gritted his teeth, "I really want to thank this old man. Please make this happen as soon as possible!"
Shen Qingyun was delighted: "Haha, senior, you must be anxious to have a great-grandson."
"Oh, yes, yes, I'm very anxious. That's it. Please keep this in mind. I'm leaving now..."
Watching Niu Dawei leave, Shen Qingyun smiled.
"Just do good things and don't worry about the future. Shen Qingyun is awesome!"
After giving himself a big thumbs up, he went home humming a little tune.
"The blooming flowers of spring take away the sadness of winter..."
When his humming became too audible, he quickly shut up.
I peeked into the Huang Mansion and saw people still coming and going, but without the sadness and rush of the morning; it was full of joy.
"Tsk, he was born at least two months prematurely, and he has the blood of a body cultivator. Senior Zhao is awesome!"
When he arrived at the door, he had no intention of disturbing her, but Huang Wenle just floated out from the crack of the door.
"Brother Qingyun!"
"Ah, Brother Wenle, your wife... hey, hey, this is not allowed!" Shen Qingyun hurriedly pushed away the silver in the big red silk bag and said bitterly, "If I accept it, I will have to go to the inner prison tomorrow."
"I'll go in for you!" Huang Wenle, who was happy to be a father, looked very thin and domineering at the moment. "As far as His Majesty is concerned, Brother Qingyun is right to accept this red envelope!"
Shen Qingyun smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, okay, Brother Wenle, but I really can't accept the money..."
"Then what are you going to collect..." Huang Wenle's eyes gradually brightened, "Hahaha, I understand. Wait for me!"
whoosh...
whoosh...
Huang Wenle appeared again, holding a row of... wax whips in his hand.
"Oh my god, it's comparable to Hai Dafu's collection!"
Shen Qingyun's eyelids twitched: "This..."
"Take it. If it's not enough, there's more." Huang Wenle handed it to Shen Qingyun all at once and bowed sincerely. "The old and young of the second branch of the Huang family are all alive thanks to Brother Qingyun. This kindness will be remembered by the Huang family forever!" Shen Qingyun said hurriedly, "I'm just running errands. Senior Zhao is the master of telling the difference between life and death."
"Brother Qingyun, let's be honest. If it weren't for you, Dr. Zhao wouldn't have come..."
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this... How are your wife and children?"
Huang Wenle's expression became extremely complicated when he heard this.
"My wife is fine, and the child...was born two months premature, but he's still alive. It's unheard of."
Shen Qingyun nodded.
After Zhao Aotian delivered the baby, he only left ten doses of medicine for the newborn.
He eats very fast, only one small spoonful every fifteen minutes.
"Just by feeding him spoonful by spoonful like this," Huang Wenle sighed, "he saved his life. Now he is sleeping soundly."
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Good things take time. Brother Wenle's precious son will have a bright future."
"Thank you, Brother Qingyun, for your kind words. Brother Qingyun, come over and sit down. Let's have a drink..."
"There are plenty of opportunities. Brother Wenle, take good care of the family first."
After a few pleasantries, Shen Qingyun went home.
Everything is safe at home.
If Uncle Zhou is not in the front yard, then he is chopping wood at the door of the woodshed.
From the kitchen in the backyard, the smoke twisted upwards, so enchanting that it made people drool.
"Tiger girl!"
With a light shout, the tiger came silently.
"I'll let you do this for three moves... sneak attack? Let me go!"
Hu Niu pouted and loosened her chubby tiger paws.
A wicked smile flashed across Shen Qingyun's face, and he rolled over and pressed Hu Niu under him.
"Hahaha, Master will teach you what it means to use deception in war..."
The little black chicken and the dog leg watched the fight between the man and the tiger from a distance, envious, envious...
Envy and envy, the chickens and dogs look at each other.
"or……"
"I think it works!"
The little black chicken raised its head and walked over.
"Giggle..."
Shen Qingyun, who was scratching his armpit, turned around and asked in confusion, "Little black chicken, do you want to play too?"
The little black chicken nodded.
Shen Qingyun was happy: "Okay, come on."
After saying that, he stood up and watched the little black chicken come forward, still muttering in his heart.
"Where is the chicken's armpit?"
Alas, I accidentally touched upon my blind spot in knowledge.
He was just thinking about scratching it a few times when he saw the little black chicken jump lightly and step on Huniu's chest. Its claws stretched straight towards Huniu's armpits, and its toes were curled.
"You, you want to play like this?"
Shen Qingyun was dumbfounded.
But I didn't stay stupid for long...
"Tiger girl, spare your life... spare the chicken from your mouth!"
Only after Baiyi called for dinner did Shen Qingyun suppress the turmoil in the pet world.
"Everything is fine," he was very angry, "At least wait until the young master finishes his meal... and then punish the three of you!"
"Woof (injustice) Woof (wrong) Woof (ah)..." Dog Legs yelled.
"Don't feel wronged, you dog leg," Shen Qingyun sighed, "Apart from the facts, aren't you at fault?"
Hu Niu was very satisfied when she heard this, and she rubbed the young master's calf affectionately with her tiger head.
banquet hall.
Shen Qingyun changed his clothes and sat down, his eyes fixed on the braised beef, still joking.
"Just now, we were almost ready to add another dish of spicy chicken..."
Baiyi glanced at the little black chicken that was paralyzed by fear in the yard and chuckled.
"Master, tomorrow Baiyi will prepare pepper and spicy...black chicken."
"Slurp!" Shen Qingyun drooled, "Sister Baiyi, you must pick the seeds from the green peppercorns, otherwise the taste will be bad... Make more, I'll take them to the company to arouse hatred... Oh, and the things sent by the Huang family are still at the door, keep them well, don't let my dad see them... Eh?"
Only then did Shen Qingyun realize that there was a book on the small table next to him. It was the book that Yun Qianqian had been reading intently in the morning.
"My mother also likes reading?"
He stood up and took eight steps, with many speculations running through his mind, even the script of the casual love story he had arranged for Liu Gaosheng.
But when I picked up the book and saw the title, I was stunned.
"Matchmaker breaks the sky?"
Shen Qingyun turned his head blankly and looked at Baiyi, raising the book in his hand.
"What idiot wrote this?"
Baiyi covered her face and ran away.
"This is simply unreasonable!"
Shen Qingyun thought about it, stretched out his hands, and let the matchmaker break the sky far away from him, then he opened it...
Snapped!
Close it again.
"Just one glance, I can't bear to look at it..."
Restraining his curiosity, he resolutely put down the book, returned to his seat, and waited for his parents to arrive... At the same time, he couldn't help but start imagining.
"Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, don't bully... Is the matchmaker poor?"
"I will become a matchmaker and tell you that you will live forever! Emperor Hun Tian, the catastrophe of the continent will end here!"
"As a matchmaker, you must always speak honestly!"
"Yun Qianqian, thank you for fulfilling your mission!"
"However, everyone knows that it was Yun Qianqian, who looked a little frail, who was the matchmaker for Qin Wu..."
……
Shen Qingyun had just finished carving out a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment when Shen Weilong and Yun Qianqian arrived.
"father……"
Shen Weilong was about to sit down, but he didn't hear the word "mother"... He immediately got into a horse stance.
Yun Qianqian tilted her head and looked at her son.
Shen Qingyun laughed dryly: "Mother..."
"Well, sit down."
Yun Qianqian sat down, and the father and son took their seats one after another.
"Is Qingyun in trouble?"
Shen Qingyun's alarm bells were ringing. Thinking about how his actions this morning seemed a bit strange to his family, he hurriedly said with a smile, "Mom, what can I do... By the way, Mom, someone has a request for you."
Yun Qianqian asked curiously, "Beg me? Weird, I never leave the house, why would you beg me?"
"Mother, how can you say you don't leave the house? You are clearly planning your strategy well..."
"Haha, you're praising your mother again. Qingyun eats meat. Tell me, what's the matter?"
"The cow that came to our house this morning... Father-in-law, I heard that my mother is good at matchmaking, so I want to find a marriage for my grandson..."
"Cough cough cough cough..."
The mother and son looked at Shen Weilong who was coughing violently.
"You guys, I..." Shen Weilong put down his chopsticks and stood up, "I'll go get a cup..."
"sit down!"
Shen Weilong fell down and returned to his seat, chopsticks in his hand.
Yun Qianqian turned her head and looked at Shen Qingyun gently.
"My son continued to talk about his grandson's requirements, what kind of person he wanted to find, what taboos he had, and what preferences he had..."
As his mother's eyes grew brighter the more she spoke, Shen Qingyun knew that he had made the right bet.
"If only I could use my mother's enthusiasm on me..."
Shen Qingyun thought seriously and even forgot to eat the meat. It took him a long time before he spoke.
"Mr. Niu is... a genius in officialdom, and now he is the governor of the government..."
"Qingyun, just with these conditions on the table, half of the girls in Tianjue City will come."
"Mother has a good eye, but his identity is a little different..."
"There's nothing special about me!"
"Well, what mother said is that Mr. Niu really likes horses..."
"Horse? It's a challenge, it's not impossible to give it a try."
"what?"
……
Hearing the conversation between mother and son, Shen Weilong, the number one sword immortal, began to sweat.
After thinking about it, he felt relieved.
"It's just cause and effect, I'll take the responsibility!"
After finally making his mother happy, Shen Qingyun quickly changed the subject and asked his father about the Zhuxian Crossbow.
"The re-examination memorial has been submitted."
Shen Qingyun was surprised: "So fast?"
"I don't know the details," Shen Weilong said in a deep voice, "From what Qiu Huaizi said, it seems that he wants to fool people."
"Daddy, don't say that."
Shen Qingyun broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this.
The memorial is for His Majesty to see. If you say you are fooling His Majesty, then you are only fooling His Majesty...
"If His Majesty knew about this, my father would have to sacrifice the entire Ministry of War!"
Suppressing his panic, he quickly changed the subject: "Has this happened in previous military inspections?"
"Never."
"Is it a coincidence?"
Shen Weilong thought for a moment and said, "We can try again."
Shen Qingyun was about to nod when he felt something was wrong. He looked up and saw his father's eyes penetrating the banquet hall and searching the sky.
"Well, let's wait a little longer," Shen Qingyun didn't dare to speak, and quickly picked up the chopsticks to pick up the food, "Dad has worked hard and made great contributions, so eat more meat, and mom cares about the country...eat more bamboo shoots."
Shen Qingyun gained some insights from this home-cooked meal.
Dad has been lying in bed for more than ten years.
My mother has been a stay-at-home mom for more than ten years.
"I, Shen Qingyun, am still alive today, and my parents have only just started to make a living. This is my luck..."
After thinking for a while, he remembered his three beloved children and went out of the house to pack up.
Main hall.
The husband and mother drank tea, looked at their son and talked about him.
"In the middle stage of Qi Refining, the quantity can only be said to be medium to low," Shen Weilong said in a deep voice, "but the quality...is like a thousand times of tempering."
Yun Qianqian nodded subconsciously, and suddenly felt something was wrong, and said in surprise: "Weilong, you don't want to..."
Shen Weilong said nothing, but looked down at the unremarkable sword ball in his hand.
Yuanzi got a person's name wrong. He wrote Chen Tie as Chen Qiang.
(End of this chapter)
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