My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 450 Next time you speak, put me behind and put the young master in front
The commotion coming from the tip of the tail made Sanxi Sanren very clear that once the leather pants were removed, Liu Gaosheng would really dare to pull without any rubbing.

Recalling the past, he also regretted it.

Thanks to his reputation in previous years, even though Elder Di was at the sixth realm, he did not dare to fight with him, for fear of being defeated twice.

While chasing, Elder Di mostly made feints and took the opportunity to create distance, as if he was throwing away a dog-skin plaster.

"In this situation, if there is someone in front of him who blocks his way, won't he panic?"

As he expected, when he saw Liu Gaosheng, he howled and Elder Di was indeed panicked.

Liu Gaosheng became even more panicked, and he dodged in panic, giving way and turning to escape.

No need to think about it later.

"So the reason why the situation was reversed was mainly because of poor coordination..."

Liu Gaosheng's endless curse words were heard in his ears, but Sanxi Sanren tried to hold it in.

"The son of a bitch..."

Ok?
This old man can’t stand it!
"Gao Sheng, have you ever thought about whether there is anything wrong with you?"

"Of course I was wrong!" Liu Gaosheng said without thinking, "My mistake is that I shouldn't be living in this world!"

“Fuck it, I was caught when I entered the Forbidden Martial Arts Division, I was tied up at Panshan Gate, Tianyan told my fortune, both my parents died when I was young… Hahahaha, and I was even blocked at the end of my life by a long-tailed turtle…”

So miserable?
Everyone in Sanxisan was dumbfounded.

The heart of Tao that has been honed over thousands of years is inevitably compassionate.

“Oh, that’s not right…”

When teaching office gymnastics before, Liu Gaosheng said that his parents were still alive!
Tianyan fortune telling?

San Xi San Ren's heart was moved, and he asked hurriedly, "I'm afraid the calculation is wrong?"

"He is Tian Yanzi, and he can calculate your majesty's and Lu's experience accurately!"

"Tian Yanzi? Is he a human?"

"Huh, could it be a turtle?"

San Xi San Ren said solemnly: "To be honest, the Tian Yan Zi I know is not someone else, but me..."

After a pause, considering that he was no longer a good person, he changed the subject and said, "My distant cousin."

puff!
Liu Gaosheng couldn't help but burst out in anger, and suddenly felt like two knives were falling on his body.

Needless to say, the big boss who had been chasing him here became suspicious and set his sights on him again!

I can't bear it if you start to suspect me!

"Fuck you, I'm about to clash with a turtle!"

"Gao Sheng, don't talk nonsense. My... eldest cousin is really good at deducing the mysteries of heaven..."

"Woooooooo..."

"No, no, what I mean is that the person who told you your fortune is a fake."

"really?"

"I also know a little about the art of deduction. Looking at your fate, you are second only to the emperor. Looking at your luck, the purple aura is coming from the east. How could it be that both your parents died when you were young?"

As soon as he finished speaking, lightning appeared in the void and struck the "paradise wood", and the two or three meter long "trunk" was charred.

Elder Di was startled, and his eyes were filled with even more suspicion.

Liu Gaosheng was secretly happy, but when he saw this scene, his face turned pale.

"Why was the senior struck by lightning?"

"Ah, this old man is also confused..."

"Are you trying to fool me again?"

"I swear to the heavens... to the City of Condemnation!"

"Senior, you are so guilty that your tail is trembling!"

"Is it possible that it hurts...Don't talk, he's coming!"

……

Being able to chase after Elder Di, Sanxi Sanren not only has a trump card, but also a trump card that is extremely terrifying or disgusting.

So Elder Di approached him in stealth, but he couldn't hide it from him, and made him nervous.

"It's normal for Wutong wood to be struck by lightning. Why is he here?"

Seeing Elder Di getting closer and closer, Sanxi panicked.

"Gao Sheng, quickly use your trick!"

When Liu Gaosheng heard this, he immediately shook his feathers and opened his beak.

"Keep dancing,
Dancing is worse than falling in love.
Get along with each other in this way,
No one feels lonely

……

"

Before, as soon as the song sounded, the six realms avoided it.

This time, Elder Di just paused, as if closing his ears, and continued moving forward.

"Gao Sheng, hurry up and do something big, or he will designate you to come over!"

"Da Mao, didn't you say that phoenixes don't bully? Give him the courage and try!"

More confident than me?!
You should understand your own identity!
San Xi San Ren was so angry that he trembled and said hurriedly: "You turned into a phoenix bird, just borrowing my illusion method and disguised with the phoenix marrow aura. If he distinguishes carefully, he will probably be able to see the clues!"

Liu Gaosheng was speechless.

"The more I interact with my senior, the more I feel like he's unreliable. Senior, now that we're done, I'll go my own way and you can go your own way!"

"All is up to you, all is up to you, scare him away quickly!"

it is good!
You forced me to do this!
Liu Gaosheng tapped his beak twice, fluttered up, jumped off the top of the "paradise wood", and began to circle the pillar.

He is also a thoughtful person.

You know how sharp this dance is, it can only be highlighted through the combination of a pink robe and a macho man.

"Now I have neither of them, but I have a colorful feather, and I just need to perform a brave human form..."

Liu Gaosheng was certain in his heart that all his second-class talent in body refining would be used here and now.

As soon as he started to circle around, Elder Di took a deep breath.

After staring blankly for a few seconds, the phoenix disappeared, and the scene of the lascivious man circling the pillar came into view.

"What kind of bird family could raise such a lucky animal?!"

Pooh!
"No wonder you were kicked out at such a young age. There's a reason for that!"

Elder Di gave up the idea of ​​investigating and just took a deep look at the place that was struck by lightning.

"The spiritual power has increased dramatically. It is indeed the image of a treasure. The rumors are true..."

According to rumors in the world of immortal cultivation, the phoenix is ​​a first-class bird that will never land in a place without treasure.

The paulownia tree where it lives, if struck by lightning, will turn into precious treasure.

Elder Di's suspicion was somewhat relieved, but his covetousness revived.

"If I can get a phoenix bird, the phoenix tree will evolve after another thousand years..."

As soon as greed arises, it turns into helplessness.

"I'm afraid my Emperor Ku clan has no chance of meeting the Luan bird."

If you have no fate with the phoenix, you have no fate with the paulownia tree.

Without the nourishment of the phoenix's essence and blood, the paulownia wood will become lost in the crowd.

"So, it's really possible that they were sent out by the Luan Bird Clan to pick up the missing ones?"

Thinking of this, he quietly retreated away, but his eyes fell on the ugly man with shocking spirit outside the hesitant forest.

Auspicious beasts can sense the will of heaven and know when great sages are born.

Once verified, they will follow and complement each other.

After looking at it for a long time, Elder Di closed his eyes.

"If that's the case, I really can't do anything to such a person..."

So, now we have to see how the diaper phoenix does.

Seeing Elder Di's behavior and demeanor, San Xi San Ren's heart was slightly moved.

"High, high, high, high. I seem to have found the way."

Liu Gaosheng ignored him and continued walking around.

I had never seen it in practice before, but I felt that the sight of the King of Qin circling the pillar in my dream was amazing.

"Now that I've danced, I know the pleasure of indulgence in this dance. It's more enjoyable than flying in the sky or hiding in the ground..."

Liu Gaosheng danced more and more vigorously and even improvised two sections.

"Hahaha, in reality, I am only a second-rate talent, but in my dream, Brother Shen has to rank behind me!"

When his excitement reached its peak, he hung on the paulownia wood with one wing, kicked up and down with his claws, with his upper body facing Elder Di and his lower body facing the "paulownia wood"...

The part covered by the "hip armor" starts to move in a ←↓→↑ trajectory.

Elder Di’s eyes widened.

When he saw the trajectory of ↑ was brushing against the paulownia wood, he turned his head woodenly but firmly.

"Now I understand what it means that the phoenix wood is nourished by the essence of the phoenix bird..."

Liu Gaosheng's shake almost made Sanxisanren's tail limp.

"Liu Gaosheng, please respect me!"

Liu Gaosheng shook his head and said, "That bastard has turned around. Do you believe that if I give him a few more moves, he will run away?"

"You are very powerful, you are very powerful," San Xi San Ren felt that the tail was soft at first and then hard, and knew that something was wrong, so he hurriedly said, "But why use a butcher knife to kill a chicken? I have a way to make the enemy retreat in just a few words!"

"Oh, tell me."

"Stop first!"

Liu Gaosheng jumped up the tree and squatted.

San Xi San Ren breathed a sigh of relief and spoke quickly.

“A monk was trapped by him before!”

"Ah."

"He just left, but he was looking outside the forest again."

"what."

"The phoenix is ​​a auspicious animal, and has always been known to follow the saints and sages of the human race."

"Oh...eh? What do you mean?"

San Xi San Ren concentrated his voice and transmitted the message.

"I think he doesn't dare to disrespect the phoenix, but he won't give up easily. Considering his previous and subsequent actions, I'm afraid he's waiting!"

Liu Gaosheng was startled: "What are you waiting for?"

"Wait for us... No, wait for you, to see if you will choose someone to follow."

"Isn't this easy?" Liu Gaosheng was delighted. "I'll go out and choose someone..."

"That's it!" San Xi San Ren said in a deep voice, "He is at the sixth level of the Void Refining Realm. Not only is his cultivation profound, but his vision is also extraordinary. The person you choose must also be chosen by him!"

Liu Gaosheng was shocked: "So insidious?"

"What do you think? Not everyone can chase after the Six Realms like a dog like me."

Liu Gaosheng was stunned when he heard this.

"If I tell that guy this, he will die, right?"

"Gao Sheng, what are you thinking about?"

"Oh, nothing. Senior's analysis is too amazing. I am forcing myself to understand it..."

"You don't have to understand," Sanxi Sanren advised, "Just be at ease. With my help, this level will be a piece of cake!"

After giving some instructions, Liu Gaosheng immediately spread his wings, circled in the air, and rose to a height of a thousand feet. He faced the densely packed monks outside the forest, nodded his head lightly three times, and then landed.

Seeing this scene, even a pig would understand what it meant.

After hesitating outside the forest, the hesitant monks ran wildly into the forest.

Deng Xian came back and frowned, "It is indeed a phoenix, but what does it mean by that behavior?"

Shen Qingyun and Sima Qingshan looked at each other and communicated.

"Qingshan, this..."

"He was beaten by his senior brother, and there is something wrong with his brain."

"Oh, Brother Tang's attack was too heavy..."

Shen Qingyun looked at Deng Xian and said with a smile: "I have heard that there is a saying that the phoenix nods three times to show respect to the guests. This is a polite phoenix."

"I see," Deng Xian said seriously, "I'm afraid he is inviting us in. Brother Qingshan, Fellow Daoist Shen, let's go in too."

Shen Qingyun nodded and followed. After taking two steps, the two stopped and looked back at Sima Qingshan who was unable to leave.

"Brother Qingshan?"

"Next time you talk, put me at the back and put the young master in front."

Seeing Sima Qingshan's serious face, Deng Xian nodded stupidly. When he came to his senses, the two had already walked a long way away, so he hurriedly jogged to catch up.

"Young Master, is that phoenix decent?"

"I don't know either... But I can understand why Brother Liu has a connection with this phoenix."

Sima Qingshan didn't understand. Shen Qingyun was roaring in his heart.

"I really didn't expect that the Luan bird tribe also wears diapers!"

This fucking level of civilization crushes the human world...

"So, in the future, should the hypermarket develop some treasures that cater to the special needs of the spirit beast tribe?"

Shen Qingyun was daydreaming as he walked.

"I sell phoenix diapers, dragon... skateboards, centipede shoes, turtle treadmills, tiger cat toys... I'll try them when I get home, hehe..."

I’m afraid my dream of becoming the richest man is about to come true!

After wiping his saliva, Shen Qingyun collected his thoughts and looked around.

"Strange, the natural maze of the Chuchu Forest is gone?" Deng Xian, who had caught up with them, was puzzled at first, then confused. "I understand. The phoenix bird sensed that there was something wrong, so it broke through!"

Strange, why am I here? Oh, I see, I came to see Brother Liu!

Shen Qingyun found that he had indeed become a lot smarter by asking and answering his own questions, so he gave Deng Xian a thumbs up.

Deng Xian said modestly: "You are too kind, fellow Taoist. This is nothing."

But in my heart...

"If you don't even understand this, how can you compete with me, hahaha!"

Although he was showing off, to make sure nothing unexpected happened, he frowned and asked, "What do you want to know, Brother Shen?"

"I want to find out the whereabouts of someone."

"Ask the bird?"

Shen Qingyun smiled bitterly: "If there was another way, it wouldn't have come to this."

"Oh, I understand your difficulty," Deng Xian sighed, and then said seriously, "Don't worry, I will help you with this!"

Shen Qingyun said gratefully: "Thank you, Senior Brother Deng. With your help, we will surely succeed."

"That's not the way to say it," Deng Xian said in a serious tone, "The Luan bird is extraordinary. If you want to guarantee the success rate, there is only one way..."

"What method?"

"If I can subdue it, Brother Shen, I will definitely succeed if you ask me again!"

Sima Qingshan glanced at Deng Xian and said nothing.

Shen Qingyun said happily: "This is great. With Senior Brother Deng's ability, it will be easy to subdue the Luan Bird!"

That's it!

Deng Xian was secretly delighted, but then he said, "But the enemy is numerous and we are few. If I really want to succeed, I need you two to lend me a helping hand."

"Brother Deng, just give me your orders."

After giving some instructions, Deng Xian and the two men parted ways, pretending not to know each other.

Shen Qingyun and Sima Qingshan looked at each other.

"Young Master, I didn't expect..."

Shen Qingyun sighed: "It's okay, it's okay, he is also ambitious and worthy of our learning."

Young master, are you pointing at me when you say the word "study"?

After walking for more than ten miles, we saw more and more people.

Most of the monks who had been rushing forward before slowed down, and gathered in groups of three or five to discuss, inquire, and criticize...

In short, after coming out of ecstasy and regaining intelligence, the battle for the phoenix has begun.

Shen Qingyun didn't dare to release his spiritual sense anymore.

But just by looking at the expressions of the cultivators, he could feel the undercurrent of conquest.

"This is the world of immortal cultivation that I have in mind..."

Looking back on his experiences over the past six months, he felt it was extremely strange.

What’s even more bizarre is the towering tree in front of us that is as thick as an embrace.

Although the giant tree was still blurry, Shen Qingyun was shocked.

"If this wood is used to make pillars, a magnitude 12 earthquake... eh? Pillars?"

Shen Qingyun's face changed.

"This move... has been passed on?"

Think about the Blue Bird Gate again. The big pillar with the sacred bird perched on it is not a coincidence!

The other end.

On the "Putong Wood".

Birds and turtles communicate secretly.

"My luck is not good. There are thousands of monks but not a single talented person..."

Liu Gaosheng asked hurriedly: "Change a batch?"

Sanxi Sanren was speechless, and after a while his eyes lit up slightly.

"Found one... Tsk, is he from Qiufeng's sect? Hmm, he has two spiritual roots, a broad and tall forehead, ears that reach above his eyebrows, and his comprehension is not bad..."

With the guidance of Sanxi Sanren, Liu Gaosheng looked at the sneaky Deng Xian and curled his lips.

"Senior, I am at least in the fourth realm, isn't that too unfair?"

"You can't find the Four Realms in this place."

"Are you sure that this is the person that guy is interested in?"

San Xi San Ren hesitated after hearing this, and after observing for a while, he confirmed: "It is 99% likely to be him."

"That's it," Liu Gaosheng lowered his posture, "When I was a human, I crawled on the ground. I didn't expect that after becoming a bird, I could act arrogantly and shit on people's heads..."

San Xi San Ren felt that he was being implied again, and hurriedly said, "Fake drama should be performed with sincerity, Gao Sheng, don't let me down, go now."

far away.

When Elder Di saw the big butt flying down and heading straight for Deng Xian, he immediately frowned.

"Choose this?!"

Baby's eyesight is a problem...

Elder Di narrowed his eyes and became suspicious.

"not good!"

When Sanxi Sanren saw this, he was very anxious, but also confused.

"Is there a more powerful genius?"

The thought passed by in a flash.

There is no time to think about this at this moment.

"Gao... It's over. I'm going to rise up. I can't use my body to transmit sound anymore!"

How can this be good?

When the Three Washing Cultists were in chaos, all the other cultivators were stunned.

"Sure enough, it really is a phoenix bird!"

"Haha, the phoenix is ​​flying towards me... dear phoenix, you flew past, I'm here!"

"Damn, is that the guy?!"

……

When Deng Xian confirmed that the phoenix was flying towards him, he was first shocked, then stunned, and then ecstatic.

"Haha, it really is me! Deng Xian!"

Now looking back at the past days...

Sit cross-legged and meditate quietly.

The fellow disciples were talking about it.

Then he used the phoenix to ridicule and instigate himself.

I managed to get the best of both worlds and made this trip happen!

Isn't all this destined by fate?
"Birds fly high with the phoenix, Deng Xian, you deserve to be called the senior brother!"

Deng Xian clenched his fists, trying his best to suppress the trembling in his body, and tried to watch the phoenix approaching him calmly.

As soon as Shen Qingyun stopped, he saw this scene and was dumbfounded.

"Is this so simple?"

Sima Qingshan glanced at Deng Xian, and then began to look at the phoenix bird...

Then my sight slipped as if I had stepped on a banana peel and landed on the bird's butt, and I became a little confused.

"This material..."

Have I fought before?

While he was still pondering, he heard Shen Qingyun whispering.

"Qingshan, let's go out first so we can meet them..."

air.

Liu Gaosheng flew up and down, somewhat absent-mindedly.

"This matter ends here. Fortunately, it was just a false alarm..."

Just as he was about to land, he saw the two people walking away and couldn't help sighing.

"It's just like the desolation and sadness I felt when my adoptive father turned me away that day!"

It’s a pity that I’m not a real phoenix, otherwise I would pluck a few feathers from each bird and give you a commemorative prize.

Just as he was about to look away, one of them turned his head and revealed half of his face...

"Pfft, that's fucking ugly...eh?"

The big-butt phoenix suddenly froze in the air.

Seeing this scene, all the cultivators were stunned.

"Stop, stop, stop, stop!"

The phoenix trembled and made a sound. Everyone was startled again and turned to look where the bird's head was pointing.

On that side, the two of them stopped with their backs to each other.

"It's Brother Liu's voice that's speaking..."

Shen Qingyun sighed inwardly, then turned around, confirmed that he was being called, and bowed respectfully, "Senior Luanniao, what can I do for you?"

As soon as he turned around, Liu Gaosheng almost burst into tears.

"Yes, it's Brother Shen!!!"

Thinking about the scene of himself being kidnapped, Liu Gaosheng was overwhelmed with emotions and didn't know how to express them.

After a while, he felt a chill in his heart.

"That guy is still here, how can I implicate Shen...eh?"

No, no!

"With Brother Shen here, why should I choose a stranger? Why not just choose Brother Shen?"

Besides, what else could Brother Shen have come here for except saving me!
"I love you so much, Brother Shen!"

Liu Gaosheng was extremely excited and was about to take action when he was locked into a pair of tearful eyes.

Looking down, I saw Deng Xian with tears streaming down her face, looking pitiful.

"Senior..."

I couldn't bear it.

Liu Gaosheng sighed and said thoughtfully: "I will ask a question, and you two will answer it."

coming!

Deng Xian restrained his emotions and bowed solemnly: "Please ask the questions, senior."

Shen Qingyun was startled and said hurriedly: "Senior, junior..."

"Who of you two is willing to let me follow you?"

"Me, me, me, me!" Deng Xian raised his hands high and jumped non-stop.

Shen Qingyun said respectfully: "I am a young man who knows my own limitations. I can only congratulate this fellow Taoist."

Eh?
Liu Gaosheng was stunned.

"Brother Shen's move..."

Before he could figure it out, Shen Qingyun turned around and left again.

Liu Gaosheng immediately panicked.

But the big boss was watching secretly, so he didn't dare to expose himself!
He looked down at the hip guard.

"Damn, isn't my mark obvious enough?"

Seeing Shen Qingyun walking further and further away, he quickly thought of a way out and shouted: "The landscape is so picturesque, there are so many heroes at the moment..."

Shen Qingyun paused slightly.

"I didn't expect that Brother Liu would even teach me this sentence..."

Die X2!

I dodge!

(End of this chapter)