My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me
Chapter 452: Set off firecrackers to celebrate, hahahahahaha
Chapter 452: Set off firecrackers to celebrate, hahahahahaha…
"Brother Shen, you have a lot of ideas, what should we do?"
"Let's not talk about what to do first. What do you have in your claws?"
"Ahem, my friend, you are a little disrespectful. I am Sanxi Sanren."
“Who are you to be worthy of my young master and my husband?”
"Ah, it turns out to be Senior Sanxi. I am so disrespectful... Qingshan, this person is..."
"Brother Shen, please stop praising me. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have ended up like this!"
"Hiss, Elder Di? The second elder of the Yunxiu Sect! Brother Liu, that, that is a sixth-level realm master!"
"Wow, Brother Shen, tell me, is this what a human being does? I feel more wronged than the hip armor!"
"Senior Sanxi, this matter..."
"Ahem, I will give you an explanation for this matter later!"
……
A group chat.
San Xi San Ren and Sima Qing Shan are concerned about each other.
After turning into a bird, Liu Gaosheng felt like he had found his true adoptive father. He felt held in strong arms and his sense of security increased greatly.
Shen Qingyun also breathed a sigh of relief.
"Brother Liu is not a bird!"
This is a blessing in disguise.
But then I thought about it...
"Oh no, I almost got caught up in the chaos!"
What a blessing!
"Let alone the fact that the King of Qin circled the pillar, if the news of him turning into a phoenix and singing and dancing were to spread, I'm afraid even Elder Di behind him would cry!"
The scene emerged in Shen Qingyun's mind.
In the scene, the mighty phoenix that covered the sky and the sun arrived, and Elder Di was the first to bear the brunt.
The reason is that a person in the sixth realm cannot even see through the transformation techniques of a person in the fourth realm, so that the Luan bird clan has lost all face. What is the point of living? It is better to die.
"If there is a deep hatred, it can be a good way to die together..."
Shen Qingyun touched his nose and suggested: "Why don't we tell Elder Di the truth? This may not turn enemies into friends, but... at least we can be on the same page!"
Brother Shen, why are you always so optimistic?
After hearing this, Liu Gaosheng almost turned back into a human.
San Xi San Ren sensed an inexplicable murderous intent. Although he had no clue, he did not dare to be careless and hurriedly used his body to transmit sound.
"This method should not be used lightly unless it is absolutely necessary."
Liu Gaosheng found a backer and scolded: "You think of the last resort now, what were you thinking when you called me!"
"Brother Liu, Brother Liu, it's not that bad..."
Shen Qingyun hurriedly started to persuade him again.
He also couldn't stand Sanxi Sanren's behavior of letting the Fourth Realm block the Sixth Realm.
What’s more, this person in the fourth realm is Brother Liu?
"Nothing can turn into something big!"
Well, reality perfectly proves this point.
And thinking deeper...
"If Brother Liu hadn't covered for me and taken the name of office gymnastics, wouldn't the Sanxi Sanren be looking for me?"
Hiss... Then I am the one who blocks the Six Realms???
Shen Qingyun glanced at "Wutong Wood" and said respectfully: "I don't think the senior did it on purpose."
"It's Brother Shen who spoke for you," Liu Gaosheng said indignantly, "Otherwise... I'll be holding you accountable!"
Sanxi Sanren was also a gangster with thousands of years of cultivation. When he saw Shen Qingyun coming to the rescue, he was subconsciously grateful, but instinctively started to call the police.
"This boy is very sinister!"
Sanxi Sanren pondered for a moment and used the body to transmit his voice.
"Gao Sheng, maybe it's because you chose the wrong person..."
Liu Gaosheng said without hesitation: "Even if I were the king, I would still choose Brother Shen!"
I am very touched!
Shen Qingyun asked: "So he is using you to select people and determine whether the Luan bird is real or fake?"
"How should I know? He said it all."
Shen Qingyun looked at Sanxi Sanren.
"That's right," Sanxi Sanren said in a deep voice, "Now it seems that he still has doubts, and it must be because of this incident."
Liu Gaosheng was about to refute, but Shen Qingyun stopped him again.
"That's not a good situation."
Liu Gaosheng was startled: "Brother Shen?"
"My Lord is still waiting for us to join him. Let's go to Huatian Ge..."
After telling the story again, everyone's faces turned grim.
Elder Di has been to the City of Heavenly Punishment.
I'm not completely familiar with body cultivators, but I do understand them.
That is Shen Qingyun and Sima Qingshan, one has a unique martial arts method, and the other has an extraordinary talent, so their qi and blood are not obvious.
But this time, Huatian Ge was from both the Mayi Gate and the Imperial Guard.
If Elder Di had followed...
"Young Master," Sima Qingshan murmured, "I think if someone made the wrong choice, that person would have turned against him a long time ago."
"Yeah, yeah," Liu Gaosheng nodded, "Brother Shen, I think Qingshan is right. It's not a matter of selecting people."
"What's the problem?"
Sima Qingshan glanced at the big butt behind him, turned his head and said, "This bird is wrong."
"Did a bird raid your ancestral grave?"
"Qingshan, Qingshan, calm down," Shen Qingyun began to persuade again, "Put aside the uncertainties and sort out the details first."
The so-called detail is that Huatian Ge must go back.
But we also have to get the people on Huo Xiu's side to cooperate as much as possible to avoid any problems.
"Well, Qingshan, you go first..."
After a series of voice instructions, Gugu reluctantly crawled into Qingshan's arms.
After flying for another half an hour, the phoenix landed on the ground.
Shen Qingyun starts barbecue mode.
Sima Qingshan drove the spirit boat away.
"Five Realm Spirit Boat?"
Moreover, the style of the spirit boat does not belong to this area!
Upon seeing this, Elder Di frowned slightly and wanted to follow, but when he looked at the phoenix being fed below, he gave up the idea.
"The Five Realms Spirit Boat is always with me."
"The spirit and soul are very different."
"To be chosen by the phoenix..."
Even though the phoenix is weird...
"But can a weird bird prove that a person is not serious?"
Elder Di shook his head slightly.
"So, this person's identity is probably not just related to Gongshu Rang!"
Now that I have reached this conclusion, I will feel differently when I look at ugly people again.
Sitting on the floor may seem unrefined.
The stuff he took out was so exquisite that even the Sixth Realm powerhouse was stunned.
"Come and try this!"
Shen Qingyun took out the skewers that he had prepared at home.
A large skewer filled with red and white pork belly.
When Liu Gaosheng saw the meat, his saliva started to flow.
"What kind of meat is this?"
"Meat is common," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "but being able to have a meal with Senior Luanniao is something that is unusual for a junior like me."
Liu Gaosheng hurriedly said: "It is also my honor... Oh my, oil dripping when you are angry? It's very delicious!"
Elder Di took a look and thought it was just ordinary meat.
At second glance, I felt something was wrong.
After blinking a few times and looking carefully, I saw more and more strokes on his face.
When there are not many strokes left, it just becomes the word "horror".
"This texture, this fragrance, this tenacity, this emanating spiritual power..."
The more Elder Di whispered, the wider his eyes widened.
The vast ocean of knowledge in his mind was churning, and finally a spirit beast appeared.
"Like...Five-Thunder Leopard?"
And to be able to produce so much meat, it must be at least an adult Five-Thunder Leopard!
"adult……"
Elder Di swallowed and broke out in a cold sweat.
The word "adult" meant that the Five Thunder Leopard being roasted was at least in the sixth realm!
It's almost like they are eating my flesh!
“Still, still normal?” Elder Di took a breath of cold air, “If you don’t live for thousands of years, you really won’t see this wonder…”
After suppressing the horror of eating meat, another horror comes up.
"So what is the origin of this person?"
After viewing Shen Qingyun for the third time, Elder Di couldn't help but start swallowing his saliva before he found a new angle to observe him.
“I didn’t expect the scent of the Five Thunder Leopard to be so strong… eh?”
He was startled and his spiritual sense locked onto the raw meat that had not yet been roasted!
"Wu Lei Bao, where did the fat meat come from?"
fake!
Elder Di stood up in shock, realizing that he had discovered a blind spot, and was about to rise up...
"Wow," Liu Gaosheng took a bite and almost swallowed his tongue, "This meat is definitely not decent!"
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "There's nothing improper about it. They are all raised at home."
Home, raised at home?
Elder Di's body was shaking and his face was pale.
"What kind of family would raise a five-thunder leopard at home, and... raise it for meat?"
What kind of person can find fat meat to eat from a leopard?
Shocked and hesitant for a long time, he sat down cross-legged again, thought for a while, and turned his attention back to the baby phoenix.
"This person is mysterious, I need to be cautious, but this bird..."
From now on, keep an eye on this phoenix!
"If I find out that the phoenix bird is fake and then expose it, hey... I'm afraid I can still form a good relationship with this person!"
And then the various delicacies that Shen Qingyun took out once again confirmed Elder Di's imagination...
However, it also caused Sanxi Sanren to no longer want to be "Wutongmu".
"Gao Sheng..."
"Ok?"
"I wonder if Gao Sheng remembers that you and I had an extremely rare tacit cooperation in the City Lord's Mansion of Diku Island?"
Liu Gaosheng was stunned, and his face turned black as he thought about it for a while.
"So you want me to feed you again? Senior, if you have the ability, then go to the fourth realm. It's over if I don't beat you up!"
Sanxi Sanren was disappointed, but also regretful.
"If I hadn't shouted that time... I would definitely be able to eat meat now, right?"
Calculating the time, Shen Qingyun began to finish.
"I wonder if you will hear this news..."
Vomiting blood certainly won't happen.
Even if you are angry, your rationality will not diminish in the slightest.
"Qingshan left with the Xianyun Token, and I gave him instructions in person..."
There probably won't be any trouble over at Gao Shizi's end.
Thinking of something unexpected, he glanced at the bird head and his heart trembled.
"Brother Liu, if you keep going like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it anymore!"
Glancing at Brother Liu's hip skirt, Shen Qingyun's eyes twitched slightly, and he stood up and said, "Senior Luanniao, how about we set off?"
"Good... burp!" He exhaled a cumin smell, and Liu Gaosheng was particularly reluctant to let it go, so he inhaled it back, "Where are you going?"
"Well, I'm traveling around," Shen Qingyun said respectfully, "I happened to come across a place a few days ago and I just found it interesting. If you don't mind, let's go and take a look together?" "Why do you mind?" Liu Gaosheng said seriously, "From now on, I will never leave you and I will even call you Brother Shen. If you break this oath... let the thunder strike this thing!"
The tip of his wing seemed to be pointing at me! Sanxi Sanren was speechless.
How could a phoenix dislike its own phoenix wood? Elder Di sneered.
One man, one bird, one tree, and they set out on their journey again.
After flying for two days, they arrived at a market town belonging to a sect.
The sight of the phoenix in its true form caused a huge sensation in the market.
The monks from the three realms who guarded the market town came together to pay their respects.
Shen Qingyun responded indifferently with a few words, picked up some spiritual food, and once he put it in his mouth, he looked disgusted and walked away.
"Are you sure it's a phoenix?"
"Absolutely. Such news has been heard from Guixu Sect before!"
"It seems that this person got the opportunity?"
"Hey, it's just one realm. Everyone, do you have any ideas?"
"But how does the phoenix cope with it?"
"Take one step at a time. If you don't take the first step, it will be too late!"
……
The four people in the third realm hesitated for a moment, and their eyes gradually became firm.
People and birds flew away and landed at half past midnight, and it became another simple but not ordinary picnic.
Seeing that the phoenix continued to eat and its belly became bigger, Elder Di sneered.
"This is really embarrassing for the Luan Bird Clan..."
The more suspicious he became, the less he rushed to expose the truth.
With a sweep of his spiritual sense, four people in the third realm sneaked up.
"It's an opportunity..."
Elder Di pondered for a moment, then spread out his hands, and three battle flags appeared.
"It's not a pity to use the Fire-Generating Charm Formation at this time..."
His spiritual sense swept over Shen Qingyun, and he threw the formation flag casually, and it shot out.
Shen Qingyun felt something vaguely, but forced himself not to move.
The next moment, the sky and the earth became blurred, and then distorted.
"Array?"
Just as he was beginning to have doubts in his mind, he heard a slight sound, and the world became clear.
Liu Gaosheng was still eating and drinking beside him.
Sanxi Sanren is still "Wutong Wood"...
But the bark seemed to be even more wrinkled because of the tension.
"Brother Shen, some more!"
"Okay, Senior Luanniao, please wait a moment..."
Shen Qingyun was stunned.
"That's not what I said, so... there is another me in front of Brother Liu?"
He couldn't understand the intention of the other party in this strange formation and was still trying to figure it out when four third-level cultivators came from four directions, their faces full of confidence that they were determined to win.
"So you created this formation to isolate the Luan bird and use the third realm cultivator to test me?"
Boss, you are targeting Brother Liu and Senior Sanxi. I am not familiar with you...
Shen Qingyun was speechless. After thinking for a while, he sighed, stood up and looked up at the third-level cultivator in front of him.
The third realm cultivator was frustrated by Ugliness and cursed, "Ugly, why don't you just stay at home? Are you looking for death?"
Shen Qingyun wiped the grease off his hands and sighed, "The seniors are quite capable. They even managed to avoid Guixu Sect's rectification."
When he mentioned rectifying the work style, the four of them laughed out of anger, obviously feeling frustrated.
"what!"
"Boy, you are about to die and still disgust us?"
"I wanted to let you go in a hurry, but you asked for it!"
"I hope you will be born into a good family in your next life!"
……
"Wait!" Shen Qingyun waved his hands and said sincerely, "I am not very old, so I didn't use too much force. Four seniors, as the saying goes, it's never too late to turn back...Okay, Great Wilderness Prisoner of Heaven and Prison of Prison... Yiqi Hand!"
The four of them were frightened by his tone, and Elder Emperor changed color.
But then the hand of a fifteen or six-year-old child appeared in the world, and everyone fell silent.
"Kid, the more prefixes you have, the more powerful it is..."
Shen Qingyun took a look and was overjoyed.
"It's gotten bigger again..."
There is no such thing as a peaceful life, it’s just that someone is carrying the burden for me!
"Thanks to those unknown and selfless people..."
After thanking him, he looked up and saw that the four of them were wiping their tears. He could not help but said, "Four seniors, this is your last chance..."
"Woo woo woo, he's even trying to let us go..."
Even Elder Di couldn't bear to watch it.
"Why are you pretending with your Qi hand? Just use your spirit to defeat them!"
Before Shen Qingyun finished sighing, half a brick appeared on his head.
"Whiteboard, go!"
Shen Qingyun pushed him, and the little boy made an OK gesture with his hands, and flew into the sky in a cute and fierce manner.
The whiteboard typed out a string of ellipsis marks, as if expressing its speechlessness, but it also responded and went away, blocking the little hand.
"Huh? This is..."
Elder Di was just wondering when he saw the little hand that was through the half brick suddenly grow a thousand times in size, almost covering the sky!
"What kind of magic is this!"
The exclamation has not yet fallen.
The giant palm presses down!
There was no loud bang.
Under the giant palm, everything that existed disappeared silently.
Even the ground was pressed down to a depth of four or five feet.
"No, it's not an illusion?"
Elder Di was completely stunned and his face turned pale.
"What kind of treasure can instantly transform the one-qi hand of the first realm into at least the killing magic power of the fourth realm?"
What kind of ultimate truth of heaven and earth is contained therein?
What kind of great power is contained therein?
"What kind of identity does this young man have to have such a rare treasure to protect him?!"
I even, I even had ideas about him before?
After swallowing his bitter saliva, Elder Di suddenly woke up. When he saw the scene clearly, he was stunned again.
There were four people standing on the edge of the huge pit on the ground.
The four people did not die, but their pain was worse than death.
After collecting the whiteboard, Shen Qingyun smiled softly and said, "Four seniors, is death an easy thing?"
The souls of the four people had all flown into the sky, but upon hearing these words, they instantly returned obediently, moved their Taoist bodies, and knelt down with a thud.
"Please, please spare my life, Senior. I know I am wrong..."
"There are two options. Go to Guixu Gate to receive your punishment, or follow me to make amends."
"I am willing to serve you, senior."
"Well," Shen Qingyun sat down leisurely and said with a smile, "I am not a senior, so please don't be restrained, seniors... There is some barbecue here, would you like some?"
Elder Di was still shocked by Shen Qingyun's style of doing things. Hearing this, his heart skipped a beat and he hurriedly withdrew the Lihuo Shengmei Formation.
The formation disappeared and reality returned. Liu Gaosheng held the shiny skewer in one hand and sucked it with his mouth, while giving a thumbs up to Shen Qingyun with the other hand.
When Elder Di saw this, his heart skipped a beat.
"It's bad. He has a treasure to protect him, and his spirit is incredibly strong. Will my method be defeated by him..."
"Brother Shen, this taste is absolutely amazing!"
Brother Liu, you are chewing on the sticks...
Shen Qingyun did not expose it, and smiled and said: "Senior Luanniao likes it, I will grill a few more skewers."
“Hahaha, okay…eh?” Liu Gaosheng turned his head and looked at the four extra people in confusion, “They…”
The four of them kowtowed hurriedly: "Senior, please allow us to...come and serve you voluntarily."
"Voluntary?" Liu Gaosheng glanced at the huge pit in front of him and knew that Brother Shen had used the whiteboard, so he asked in a pretentious manner, "What method did you use?"
Shen Qingyun handed over the whiteboard.
“Hmm…” Liu Gaosheng’s face was solemn. “It’s extraordinary at first glance. It can turn decay into something magical. It’s a rare treasure!”
Elder Di did have some vision and glanced at Liu Gaosheng.
Shen Qingyun said respectfully: "If you like it, please take it."
"Ah? This..."
"I've long since gotten tired of playing with the little gadgets Yun Zang gave me."
The whiteboard clicked: “???????”
Senior Yunzang, please cooperate with me!
Shen Qingyun begged everyone for help.
The whiteboard seemed to understand. After a short silence, it started to make clicks: "..."
Hey!
"So psychic?"
Elder Di's expression changed several times, and he secretly regretted this attempt.
Yunzang is giving away treasures, but you are tired of playing with it!
"If this boy wasn't acting, I really wouldn't be able to afford to offend him..."
After a short pause, the man and the bird set off again.
With four helpers, Liu Gaosheng no longer has to be bullied.
On the Three Realms Spirit Boat, he and Shen Qingyun stood at each end...you were on top and I was on the bottom.
"Brother Shen, is it fun?"
"It's fun, but... isn't it inappropriate to use the senior's paulownia wood as a seesaw?"
You two are human beings too!
In the "Wutong Wood" appearance, Sanxi Sanren's body turned upside down, Liu Gaosheng stepped on the head, Shen Qingyun stood at the tail, and the highest point of the turtle shell served as support, rising and falling woodenly.
"It's a little inappropriate."
"Then let's get down quickly..."
"Brother Shen misunderstood. I meant that it was inappropriate for you to call me senior."
"Then, what should I call you, junior?"
"I also have a common name, Liu Gaosheng!"
Pretty!
Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Senior Liu..."
"Call me Brother Liu!"
"Yes, Brother Liu..."
"Brother Shen!"
"Brother Liu!"
"Hahaha, actually I have a lover in this secular world..."
Ahhhhh, this is too ridiculous. You can't lay the groundwork for this, Brother Liu!
While the two were busy laying the groundwork...
Inside the newly built Mayi Gate, everyone was silent because of Sima Qingshan's words.
After a long while, Huo Xiu sighed, breaking the silence, and asked with a worried look on his face: "In other words, it can't be changed back?"
"Well," Sima Qingshan thought for a moment, "According to Brother Shen, if Elder Di doesn't leave, he can't change back."
Snapped!
Huo Xiu clapped his hands and stood up, his old face flushed, and shouted, "Set off firecrackers to celebrate, hahahahahaha..."
(End of this chapter)
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