My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 486: The way that Thunder God looked at me was vaguely not right
Shen Qingyun was extremely reluctant to be a second-hand director, but his position was lower than others.

The two of them had not even sped up when they arrived at the place where Lian Sanzang was "born".

Looking down, Shen Qingyun quickly covered his eyes.

below.

The forty-year-old baby Lian was crying in his cradle.

"Sir, it was over yesterday. Did Brother Lian make a fuss all day?"

"I'm leaving now," Huo Xiu said slowly, "I didn't say stop."

Wow, if this was a sex scene, it would be so... great for both of them!
After complaining, Shen Qingyun turned his gaze to look at his three disciples and couldn't help but frown.

"I'm not in a good condition..."

"It's not all bad," Huo Xiu pursed his lips, "The horse was eating all the way. It's heartless."

In the end, it seems that the White Dragon Horse was named the Bodhisattva of the Eight Heavenly Dragons?
"How come you are doing the job of the altar cleaner..."

What a mess!

Shen Qingyun was in a mess.

In the current situation, he has no idea where to start.

"I obtained the true scripture and returned to the Three Kingdoms after going through untold hardships. I realized how precious the true scripture was and began to practice hard..."

"My three disciples are all important figures in the Three Kingdoms. If they start promoting body training, everything will go smoothly..."

But now the three disciples looked extremely depressed, not as energetic as when they first came to the Mayi Sect.

"What's the problem?"

Hearing Shen Qingyun's whisper, Huo Xiu's eyelids twitched.

You can blame me for this? Has my two hundred years of official career been wasted?

"Well, I have discovered this to some extent."

Shen Qingyun was startled, and bowed, "Please give me some advice, sir."

"Xiao Shen," Huo Xiu sighed, "Think about it, San'er has no skills at all, and he said he was protecting Master Lian to seek the true scriptures, but in the end he was protected by Lian Zhan all the way. How could his self-esteem not be hurt?"

"Well, your Excellency is right."

"Besides," Huo Xiu kept pointing at the cast and crew members across from him, "each of them overexerted themselves, even more weird than a monster. This is the main reason."

Shen Qingyun looked up and saw Lian Seng's wife (Du Kui) across from her, who had not yet removed her makeup. Tears were still hanging on her curved eyelashes...

"Du Kui, Du Kui, haven't you gotten over the scene of throwing the full moon into the river twenty miles ago?"

He couldn't help but purse his lips, and felt the same way.

"Your Excellency is right!"

"Alas," Huo Xiu sighed, "In the final analysis, it's because you've been through too much and have made things worse, so I'm letting you try again. The previous... just treat it as a dream."

Adults have no responsibility at all...

Shen Qingyun just nodded without saying FUCK.

"I see," he thought for a moment and said, "I'll go over and find out what they are thinking so that I can make arrangements."

Huo Xiu hummed: "I will go with you."

Shen Qingyun had no objection.

An old man and a young boy flashed and appeared behind the three people.

After obtaining the true scriptures and going through 81 trials and tribulations, the three children's appearances became more and more similar to the original.

His spirit was very weak, as if his father had died, or had died for the 9981st time in a row.

After a long silence, the second apprentice with a pig-like face spoke.

"Big Brother, given the current situation, why don't we divide the scriptures and go back to our own homes."

Hearing this, the third brother stroked his beard, leaned forward to look up at the eldest brother who was looking at the moon, and said in a muffled voice: "Eldest brother, the second brother is right."

The Thunder God-face glanced at the baby-like master not far away: "Who will take care of the master?"

Hearing this, Brother Pig stood up and said, "I'll go back and look for her. I remember that not long ago, Master had a mother..."

"Don't bother with this nonsense," Lei Gong lay down with his hands on the pillow and his legs crossed, "What does it matter if you get the true scriptures? It's just a dream."

The old and the young looked at each other.

"This enlightenment is not like that of ordinary people."

Pig Brother squatted down and spoke with a smile.

"Big Brother, I was just joking. The third brother and I are willing to work with you to unify the Three Kingdoms and put an end to the wars forever... even if we encounter some setbacks..."

The bearded man hurriedly said, "Correction, Second Brother may be a little bit, but I, Lao Sha, have not missed a single difficulty, and Master just peed on me."

"Thank you for the reminder, Junior Brother." Brother Zhu was silent for a while, then his thoughts came back to normal. He continued, "What's more, we now have the true scriptures in our hands. As long as we practice diligently and meet again in twenty years, we can accomplish great things!"

Lei Gong face sighed and said: "Tian Nai, you have gone through so many hardships along the way, and I am afraid you haven't grasped the essence yet."

"What essence?"

"The monsters we killed were all without backgrounds. The ones with backgrounds," Lei Gonglian said with a sneer on his face, "did anyone die?"

The bearded man looked at Brother Pig and said, "Second Brother, the eldest brother is right."

"I am the king of Shu," Zhu Ge sighed, "How can I not see it? But...what can we do? Those monsters have great abilities, but they still rely on their backgrounds. If we... don't have the strength, who can we rely on? Who will respect us?"

The old and the young looked at each other again.

"Xiao Shen, where did you find these talents?"

"Sir, this has nothing to do with me. It was all discovered by Brother Lian..."

……

Lei Gong was silent for a while, smiled sadly, and stood up.

"The second brother has great ambitions. I admire him, but..." Shaking his head, he exhaled, "You two can divide the scriptures among yourselves. Take good care of Master..."

"Big Brother!" Brother Zhu said anxiously, "Master Lian said that you have the strongest talent. You have only been working hard for twenty years..."

"Twenty years," said the Thunder God Face sarcastically, "Twenty years from now, it may be even darker than it is now. I'm going!"

"Big Brother!"

"Second Brother, I think..."

"I don't want your feelings, I want my feelings! Go after him!"

……

All three ran away.

Huo Xiu and Shen Qingyun also fell silent.

The two never imagined that these three people were attacked by the monster with backers.

"Xiao Shen," Huo Xiu suddenly felt less guilty, "Does your play have any substance?"

"My lord, I will go first to seek the true scriptures and travel east to preach. I will encounter disasters along the way, but the demons and immortals will protect me...hiss!"

Shen Qingyun's face changed.

"There is no beginning, but... the process seems to be reversed?"

Huo Xiu was stunned: "What do you mean?"

"My Lord, think about it. According to the next scenario, the third brother will escape to the Flowing Sand River to eat people, the second brother will return to Gao Laozhuang to have fun, the eldest brother will be crushed by the mountain, and Brother Lian...he will succeed in preaching and be named the Imperial Brother by the Three Kingdoms, and live a life of wealth and glory???"

Huo Xiu even saw three big question marks appearing above Shen Qingyun's head.

"So Xiao Lian is the leading actor?"

Can I admit this?
"Bodhi Patriarch is the most important one," Shen Qingyun thought quickly and said seriously, "Sir, next, you will really appear."

Huo Xiu was overjoyed, but he said calmly: "I knew that Xiao Shen's actions were unpredictable. Come on, let me see how you can turn the tide in this dead end!"

The three of them ran and ran...the time passed by so quickly in the illusion.

Lei Gonglian is preparing to go up the mountain to kill the bandits.

Shen Qingyun looked around at everyone and finally looked at Tuoba Tian.

"Brother Tuoba, you go and play the role of the second in command."

"it is good!"

As long as he can act, no matter what role he plays, Tuoba Tian will be very interested.

"Hey wait, take the script... Oh, right, don't be so ferocious..." Shen Qingyun was silent for a while, "Be more vulgar."

Brother Shen is really good at casting!
Tuoba Qian pursed his lips.

Tuoba Tian frowned instead.

"That's it? Brother Shen, I think I can challenge myself to a higher level..."

Huo Xiu glared: "Are you going or not?"

Tuoba Tian ran very fast.

Shen Qingyun shouted, "Call a few men, the kind with strong thigh muscles!"

Wow!
Everyone's eyes lit up.

"Brother Shen, what about me?"

"You play the Bull Demon King."

"Brother Shen, can I change back?"

"Brother Lian, don't worry. You are still Master Lian in this episode, but you are a chatterbox. There are still a few lines. Please remember them..."

"What about me, Brother Shen...Brother?"

Shen Qingyun had goose bumps all over his body, but he didn't dare to offend the versatile Du Kui, so he said with a smile: "Brother Du Kui, you are going to play the White Bone Demon again this time."

Du Kui wasn't interested.

"This time, the White Bone Demon is called Bai Jingjing, and the characterization is completely different from before..."

"Brother Shen, the main reason is that I have no rivals and it's too lonely."

"This time I have it."

Ok?
Tang Lin was also curious, and saw everyone looking at him.

His face turned green: "Brother Shen, I am behind the scenes..."

Tuoba Qian was heartbroken: "You know you are behind this, but you still don't thank Brother Shen for the promotion?"

"Please speak nicely," Tang Lin glared at Tuoba Qian, then said bitterly, "Brother Shen, I'm a little unconfident..."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "You don't need to be confident, just act as you really are."

Huo Xiu couldn't help but purse his lips.

"Listen to Xiao Shen. If you mess up again this time, I won't be polite anymore...even myself!"

Eh?
"You said this, sir..."

Shen Qingyun felt inexplicably grateful.

Tang Lin touched his nose and said, "Then I will play...the queen?"

Du Kui glanced at Tang Lin, who was extremely confident.

Shen Qingyun thought for a moment and said, "Brother Tang plays Chun Shisan Niang, a new character, whose original identity is a spider spirit."

After everything was arranged, everyone took the script and studied it.

Huo Xiu couldn't help it.

"Xiao Shen, about Patriarch Bodhi..."

"Oh, don't worry, Master Bodhi will appear soon," Shen Qingyun sighed, "Ask the world who can save our eldest brother, only Master Bodhi can do it."

Huo Xiu was extremely happy and said calmly, "Speaking of which, I don't have much acting skills, so I can only play myself. But no matter what, I won't ruin this scene!"

"Your Excellency is the one!" Shen Qingyun gave a thumbs up sincerely, and then said to everyone, "A Chinese Odyssey: Pandora's Box, how can you trust it!"

The cast and crew watched the performance.

Two beautiful ladies entered the venue.

Lei Gonglian is attracted to Bai Jingjing (Du Kui) again.

I have seen the 81 difficulties.

This is not surprising.

Instead...

"Your Excellency is actually a robber?"

"You know nothing. This is called the game of mortals. Just listen... Huo Yin!"

"Oh my god, what's that outfit, sir?"

"Bald head, white clothes, what's that thing in your hand?"

"whisk!"

"It has to be said, once you hold this thing in your hand, you will feel very cool!"

"When the master appears, the sky and the earth will collapse...hiss! Grapes?"

"Brother Shen, are you tired of living?"

"I don't know whether you are tired of living or not, I just want to know how Brother Shen convinced the adults!"

……

"I am the bunch of grapes you brought back."

Huo Xiu suppressed his shame and held the pie in the sky that Xiao Shen had drawn. He brushed off the dust and turned back to smile at Lei Gong Lian. Before he could say a few words, he was beaten up by Lei Gong Lian.

"Don't think I can't beat you. I just don't want to hurt innocent people," Huo Xiu said, lying in the haystack and posing like a white crane spreading its wings. "Come on!"

Outside the venue, there was endless applause. "Sir, you have devoted yourself to art, and you are a role model for us!"

"Superficial, this person is obviously a man of both virtue and talent, worthy of being an adult!"

"Fellow monks, don't you have anything to say?"

……

Chu Xun and Chu Mi looked at each other and said in unison: "No, I was just shocked!"

The play continues.

When Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisan Niang were drinking, everyone realized what strong thigh muscles were used for.

The two brothers Chu Xun and Chu Mi, who were in charge of maintaining the large-scale illusion, looked paler than Patriarch Bodhi.

"Brother, you're still doing somersaults and spinning in the air..."

"Don't be afraid, this is an artistic process, the main purpose is to make it look good."

"looks great?"

"Do you still want to see Patriarch Bodhi?"

"Brother, you are right, this is indeed beautiful..."

……

Not long after, it was Bodhi Patriarch who came on the stage again, still pinching Lei Gong's face and neck.

"Do you think I'm really afraid of your Samadhi White Bone Fire? Try burning it again!" Lei Gong shouted at Bai Jingjing.

Huo Xiu's eyes changed, and he whispered in surprise: "Are you serious?"

Bai Jingjing was furious: "Okay!"

A ball of fire shot out and landed on...the hand of Patriarch Bodhi.

"Ah?" Huo Xiu's face changed drastically.

Lei Gong turned his head and stared at Huo Xiu, and said proudly: "I'm not afraid, right?"

Huo Xiu gritted his teeth and glared: "Yes!"

After saying that, the two of them looked at Bai Jingjing provocatively.

Everyone was numb.

"Your Excellency's look..."

“I’m sweating!”

"Is this the real Samadhi Fire? Who is so wicked!"

……

"Humph, I, Sun Wukong, will put my hand here for you to burn today!"

Huo Xiu forced a smile and turned his head: "Hmm~~~~?"

Thunder God Face: "Let them see it for themselves."

"Hmm~~~!" Huo Xiu forced a smile, closed his eyes and nodded.

"Isn't it just a burnt hand, huh?" Lei Gong pointed his chin towards Huo Xiuyang.

Huo Xiu closed his eyes and nodded: "Hmm~~~!"

"It's burnt."

Huo Xiu closed his eyes and nodded: "Hmm~~~!"

Chun Shisan Niang (played by Tang Lin) came forward to look at it in surprise: "It's really okay even if it's burnt."

……

This time, the applause was led by Shen Qingyun and continued.

"Everyone, learn from this. This is a veteran actor. He can play any role."

"Brother Shen is right."

"Brother Shen, you can throw away other plays if you can. I, I just want to watch Patriarch Bodhi..."

"Brother Shen, how many scenes does the master have left?"

……

Shen Qingyun touched his nose: "There is one last scene... the highlight."

Fast forward to X8.

Everyone stared intently at Patriarch Bodhi who had just climbed up from the cliff.

"After crossing this mountain, we will reach the Bodhi Cave." Huo Xiu climbed up the mountain and looked up, his face changed drastically, "No!"

Bai Jingjing, who was poisoned, jumped off the cliff, hit Bodhi Patriarch on the head, and took Bodhi Patriarch away.

Everyone looked at Director Shen in horror.

"No, no?"

"Nope."

"Brother Shen, this...I'm afraid it's not okay."

Shen Qingyun said solemnly: "Don't underestimate Patriarch Bodhi. I can only say that, except for you, no one else can interpret Patriarch Bodhi's profound meaning and painstaking efforts so well."

"Brother Shen, are you referring to... Patriarch Bodhi's interest in studying the subtle emotions between people?"

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Tuoba Qian, you read it carefully."

Everyone was speechless and their lips were tight.

Turn around and look...

"Wow, when did Tang Jingli become pregnant with Tuoba Tian's child?"

Then I can accept anything.

With Shen Qingyun’s “Cut”, the Westward Journey: Part Two: Pandora’s Box came to an end.

Nothing could be seen on Huo Xiu's face, as his hair had already grown out.

Before he could speak, Shen Qingyun bowed and said, "Thank you, sir, for helping Zhizunbao find his true self!"

Huo Xiu was stunned and looked back at his life in the play.

"I told Thunder God the truth, about Master Lian's sacrifice, and about that damn Moonlight Box... um, and Zixia?!"

Huo Xiu's gritted teeth turned into a state of half-belief and half-doubt.

"I'm afraid there will be a second round?"

Shen Qingyun praised: "I can't hide it from you, sir. The second scene is "A Chinese Odyssey: Part Two - Cinderella".

Huo Xiu heard this and was filled with anticipation. He looked around the room and saw everyone staring at him. He frowned and said calmly, "Why are you all looking at me? Go and get ready. The second match will start soon... Xiao Shen, who will be in the second match for Zixia?"

Shen Qingyun looked at...Tang Lin.

Tang Lin felt numb and stroked his belly: "Brother Shen, this is not convenient for me..."

Tuoba Tian burst out laughing.

Tuoba Qian was startled and whispered, "Brother, you are still laughing. I am cheating on you, the second in command!"

Tuoba Tian was startled and his face turned green.

"Brother Tang," Shen Qingyun said solemnly, "It was Patriarch Bodhi who helped Zhizunbao find himself, and it was Fairy Zixia who made Zhizunbao understand that even if heaven and earth are helpless, sacrificing one's life for justice is the first priority."

Du Kui hesitated for a moment, then stood up and said, "Brother Shen, I am willing to act..."

Shen Qingyun handed out the script of the Moonlight Treasure Box and asked with a smile, "Does Zhizunbao like Bai Jingjing, or Fairy Zixia, or both?"

Du Kui was stunned, seemed to understand something, took the script and sat down.

Everyone was thinking about the second play script.

When they saw Patriarch Bodhi appear again, everyone's eyes widened.

Huo Xiu felt a little uncomfortable. He endured it and read the script. He found that his play was basically just dialogues, and he felt a chill in his heart.

"I'm afraid Xiao Shen has cheated me...eh?"

Take a closer look...

"I must have missed Jingjing too much."

"Yes, when you fainted, you called Jingjing ninety-eight times."

"Hehe, Jingjing is my wife."

"There is another one named Zixia, you called her that 784 times."

"what?"

"Seven hundred and eighty-four times, this Zixia must owe you a lot of money."

……

Huo Xiu frowned and reviewed the two plays.

"Master Lian, the Moonlight Box, Zixia... and even the fact that the relationship between Zixia and Zhizunbao was revealed were all caused by me..."

So what Xiao Shen said was not false, but...

"I'm here to satisfy my boss addiction, why do you have to hide me in such a secretive way!"

He was feeling unhappy here, and Du Kui's eyes were red over there.

"Without the golden hoop, how can I save you? With the golden hoop, how can I love you..."

Hearing this, no matter whether you are a cultivator or a physical practitioner, as long as you are a man, you will get goosebumps.

Shen Qingyun suppressed his discomfort and praised: "Okay, that's the feeling... Brother Tang, Brother Du Kui has captured the heart of Zhizun Bao, you understand it."

There will definitely not be a next time for this kind of thing to happen!

"Otherwise, I will be in the fourth realm of heavenly tribulation, and even the guardians given by God will not be able to get through it!"

Tang Lin gritted his teeth and nodded.

Shen Qingyun arranged the cast and crew and began to observe Lei Gonglian who had suffered another disaster.

"This person values ​​righteousness, but is also unruly and cannot stand oppression..."

After this entanglement in the world, he became three points more rebellious and seven points more affectionate.

After pondering for a while, he sighed softly.

"Brother Lian exchanged his life for others', he had to avenge Zixia and Bai Jingjing..."

The mission to the east was a sure thing...

"But there will be one more heartbroken person in this world..."

Shen Qingyun hesitated for a moment, suppressed the other thought in his mind, and waited for everyone to be in place.

Three days passed and the Monkey King’s wedding was drawing to a close.

Wait for the illusion to change...

The four masters and apprentices formed a team again and prepared to leave the city and head east.

Lian Zhan snapped his fingers: "Let's go, Shu Kingdom!"

The cast and crew are about to pack up...

"and many more!"

"Brother Shen, what's wrong?"

Shen Qingyun looked at the city wall and pointed without much hesitation.

"One more scene."

Everyone was puzzled, but they did as they were told.

As soon as the four masters and apprentices left the city, the city walls became bustling.

Lian Zhan looked at Lei Gong's face and said, "Go and take a look."

Lei Gong's face turned and looked towards the top of the city wall. The nine fake and one real ones were so unrestrained that they suddenly froze.

After the other self hugged Fairy Zixia, he turned and left.

"That person looks so strange..."

"I saw it. He looked like a dog."

……

Shen Qingyun stared at Lei Gong's face, not missing the slightest change in the other's eyes.

The look in his eyes was carefree, sincere, and contained many other things.

Self-deprecating.

Self-salvation.

What Shen Qingyun valued most was the increasingly subtle, yet tempered, arrogance in those eyes.

"call!"

Seeing Jie Ao, Shen Qingyun breathed a sigh of relief and smiled.

Snapped his fingers.

"Let's go, Qin Wu!"

"Brother Shen, are you going back to Qinwu now?"

"Why, Brother Tang, are you still addicted?"

"No, I just felt that the way that Thunder God Face looked at me was vaguely not right."

(End of this chapter)