My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 491: The old minister’s experience is particularly profound…

"Humph, to you, I'm bad, not stupid!"

"Oh, everyone has heard it. Du Kui finally admitted that he had bad intentions towards me. Everyone, bear witness to this..."

"Stop talking nonsense. Your death is imminent. Why are you still smiling so happily?"

"You're kidding! Even if I go down, the King of Hell will have to kowtow to me, call me uncle, and beg me to go back!"

"Yes, yes, I don't know who said that drama and reality should be separated..."

"How can you, Du Kui, know when it is a play and when it is reality?"

……

Eh?
Brother Liu is very profound!

Shen Qingyun stroked his chin and continued to watch.

Seeing two little tricks hitting him on the head, Daozi didn't say much.

He can deduce, but he does not make a living by deducing. He also disdains to use shocking models to do business or achieve his goals.

Shen Qingyun watched for a while and felt that asking Daozi was not exaggerating.

"But what happened to Brother Liu? Is his death imminent?"

His Majesty?

That's impossible.

"If they danced a piece of Qin Wang's circling the pillar in front of you, your Majesty would at most wear a hip guard and cane the punishment yourself..."

This was the biggest crisis he could think of.

When it comes to life and death, I really have no idea.

For a moment, Shen Qingyun was a little confused.

After thinking for a while, he did not dare to introduce the special properties of Daozi to the others, so he smiled and said, "Thank you for your concern, senior. We will be more careful..."

I just want to get close to Qin Moju, so why should I care about his life or death?
"Just look at this guy, he's not a serious guy..."

Wen Daozi glanced at Liu Gaosheng and said calmly: "There is no point in being careful. The best strategy is to avoid being punished by heaven."

"Senior..." Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "Fortune-telling is one thing, but if you stop people from entering the city..."

Daozi asked doubtfully, "What's wrong?"

Du Kui looked at Wen Daozi and said with a sweet smile, "Preventing people from entering the city is equivalent to setting up a checkpoint. Senior, do you have an official document from the Military Prohibition Department? If not... do you have an official document from the Heavenly Punishment Office or the Five Military Commander's Office?"

Wen Daozi shook his head.

"That's privately setting up checkpoints," Du Kui's expression changed, "and it violates the nineteenth of the Thirty-Six Laws of Prohibiting Martial Arts..."

"Wait," Shen Qingyun said hurriedly, "Brother Du Kui..."

Wen Daozi was stunned and interrupted, "You... call him brother?"

The three looked at each other.

Everyone was silent.

Liu Gaosheng glared with his nose and pursed his lips, his movements flowing smoothly.

Just when the situation was about to break out, Shen Qingyun dismounted, bowed and said, "Senior, you have a special status, but we have responsibilities to fulfill. If you don't want to embarrass us, can you move to the Forbidden Martial Arts Department?"

It's really like a tiger falling into the plains...

Wen Daozi sighed secretly, shook his head and said: "Just pretend that I have never been here..."

"Wait?"

"My friend, do you really want to be fair?"

Shen Qingyun said seriously: "I'm sorry, we are messengers... Of course, the same thing applies. Senior has a special status. We dare not overstep our authority. We can only present this to His Majesty and ask His Majesty to make the decision."

After saying this, he even winked at Wendaozi.

Wen Daozi was startled for a moment, then understood immediately and sighed, "That's fine..."

"Senior please."

Huo Xiu returned to the Forbidden Martial Arts Division and took off his protective gear before lying in the armchair...

There was a knock on the door.

"Come in, Xiao... Shen?" He sat up, somewhat embarrassed, "So fast?"

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Sir, we have been running at the speed limit all the way."

"Oh," Huo Xiu said in confusion, "Did Daozi make things difficult for you?"

"Difficult? Where do you get that from, sir?" Shen Qingyun shook his head and smiled, "Senior Wendaozi is very cooperative."

"That's good," Huo Xiu lay back down, and said in amazement, "It's a bad luck, but it can even cause this... huh? What do you mean by very cooperative?"

"Senior Wendaozi is suspected of setting up a private checkpoint and has been arrested by my subordinates and taken back to the Forbidden Martial Arts Division..."

Huo Xiu felt as if the power cord had been pulled out.

When I came back to my senses, I saw Shen Qingyun still in front of me, with a smile on his little face.

"Hey, Xiao Shen, you..."

"Sir, it's still early and we still have time to enter the palace."

Huo Xiu stood up helplessly. He wanted to scold but couldn't bear to do it, so he glared at him in the end.

"If you do not leave the Forbidden Martial Arts Division tonight, I will only ask you!"

He wanted to sort out his thoughts overnight before going to the palace for an audience, but Shen Qingyun stopped him and the two of them arrived at the palace gate on time.

"I can enter the palace at any time," Huo Xiu handed over the palace badge, "Please wait for a moment. After reporting, you can meet me in the imperial study."

Shen Qingyun looked at Huo Xiu's gold medal and felt envious.

"A first-rank gold medal allows entry to the front palace at any time. Although you are only a fourth-rank official, this treatment..."

No wonder all the civil and military officials in the court are giving you face.

He was about to pull over and wait when he heard hurried footsteps inside the palace gate.

"Master Xiao Shen, where is Master Xiao Shen..."

Did you know so soon?
Huo Xiu was startled, then he thought of something, turned to Shen Qingyun and said, "I'm afraid the Queen has summoned you... Hey, go and kill one first, this side is the real business, come quickly."

"Okay sir."

Shen Qingyun hurriedly responded and stepped forward. He saw a group of eunuchs hurriedly appearing, led by...

"Eunuch Feng?!"

Seeing Fenghuo trotting, Huo Xiu was shocked and hurried forward and said, "But it's urgent..."

"Hey, old man, let's talk later... Mr. Xiao Shen! Oh, come quickly, I forgot to put the palace card on you last time..."

Shen Qingyun quickly stretched out his hands to take it. The feel of the wood was in line with his taste.

Huo Xiu watched from the sidelines, secretly pleased in his heart, and said solemnly: "Eunuch Lao Feng made a trip, Xiao Shen, to get the palace badge, which shows how much His Majesty values ​​you."

"That's what my lord said."

Shen Qingyun bowed towards the imperial study and thanked Eunuch Feng again.

"Okay, go check the cards," Huo Xiu said with a smile, "I just wanted to chat with Eunuch Feng, Xiao Feng..."

Eunuch Feng also smiled and waved his hand, saying, "Why check the cards? Master Shen can come here anytime in the future and treat it as your own home."

Do you think Xiao Shen will fall for your trick?
Huo Xiu rolled his eyes and said slowly: "Etiquette cannot be abolished, and the test must be conducted."

"Old sir, there's really no need..." Feng Huo pointed at the Jiaoya card in Shen Qingyun's hand, "The Jiaoya card allows you to enter the front and back palaces without restriction... Oh, old sir, what are you doing..."

"Nothing, nothing, I just got angry recently and my teeth hurt! Go to the palace!"

On the way to the imperial study.

Huo Xiu looked straight ahead.

His pupils rolled to the corners of his eyes, staring at the dragon-fang palace badge on Shen Qingyun's waist, unable to move at all.

After looking for a while, he moved his pupils straight with a sour look.

"The dragon's tooth penetrated the palace. This is the first of the three generations of Qin and Wu..."

Although he had always been supporting Shen Qingyun to the top, a card that penetrated the palace made Huo Xiu feel mixed emotions.

When he arrived in front of the imperial study, he clapped his hands vigorously.

"Compared to Xiao Shen, the only thing I lack is the harem..."

I failed to clear the harem, and I lost my first Jiaoya Palace Card!

"Huo Xiu, are your hands itchy?"

Huo Xiu was startled and hurriedly clasped his hands and said, "I lost my temper, Your Majesty, please forgive me."

"Lord Huo, you have worked hard and made great contributions. As soon as Shen Qingyun came back, he said that you have lost weight. Come in and let me see if you have really lost weight!"

Huo Xiu was certain when he heard this.

"It's not bad. I lost a pound a day. I've been losing weight for more than half a month. It's almost there..."

Silently thanking Xiao Shen for his small help, Huo Xiu bowed and stepped into the imperial study.

"You've really lost weight?" Qin Moju looked at him for a while and said gently, "Lord Huo, you've been working hard for several months. You've really been exhausted."

Huo Xiu's eyes were red: "For the Qin military cause, for your majesty's ambition, this old minister will do anything for you."

"But don't mistreat yourself," Qin Moju sighed, "You are thin, but I feel pain in my heart... Shen Qingyun, I have to say something bad about you. Although I have been traveling a lot... Is it so difficult to find a chicken for your family's Tongzheng to replenish his body?"

Shen Qingyun was stunned for a moment, then he quickly bowed and said, "I feel guilty."

Huo Xiu was also stunned.

"Your Majesty, why did you only mention the chicken?"

Before he could think about it, Qin Moju asked the eunuch to serve tea and asked about the stronghold.

The old and the young spoke to each other fluently.

"Can the bodies of the two Feng family members be returned?"

"Your Majesty, I just took my clothes and left."

"That's enough," Qin Moju looked at Shen Qingyun, "Let's let Taibao handle it. The Feng family father and son have completed their mission."

With this in mind, the Feng family must be destroyed before they can be rebuilt.

Qin Moju also had the same idea.

"It's a pity... the Feng family is no longer interested in this."

The image of Feng Yu flashed through his mind, and Shen Qingyun sighed secretly.

The Feng family's father and son brought a little pause to the lively communication in the imperial study.

Qin Moju was about to reopen the topic...

Ding ding ding!
The three of them looked at the microphone on the corner of the table.

The microphone jumped on the left and twitched on the right as if it had become a spirit.

Shen Qingyun wanted to help answer the phone, but when he looked over, Qin Moju had an expression that said "I don't want to answer it", just like he didn't want to play with shit.

"Hey……"

Sighing, Qin Moju still picked up the microphone, not even putting it to his ear, and said in a deep voice from a distance: "Who?"

"Ah, it's really His Majesty, Your Majesty hasn't rested yet..."

An old man and a young boy, with their ears perked up, looked at each other and communicated after hearing the sound.

"Master Yan?"

"Sir, it's the voice of Master Yan."

"Your Majesty seems to know that it is... him?"

"We talked before, but Your Majesty, why do you look like that?"

……

As the two talked, Qin Moju frowned a little more, but his voice sounded more... friendly?
"Oh, it's Prime Minister Yan. It's so late, what do you want to talk to me about?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just..." "Just what?"

"That's right, I just miss your Majesty..."

Qin Moju squeezed the microphone so hard that it made a creaking sound.

The next moment he looked at Huo Xiu and Shen Qingyun.

The old man and the child were both smart, with expressionless faces and eyes that didn't look sideways, but it wasn't enough...

"Wow, woo, woo, woo, Commander Feng, you died such tragically!" Huo Xiu cried at the grave.

"Wow, wow, wow, my second level heavenly tribulation seems to be nothing. This is really a waste of time!" Shen Qingyun cried about the heavenly tribulation.

After Qin Moju finished his psychological preparation, he swallowed his saliva and forced a smile on his face.

"Prime Minister Yan, I know you miss me, but you are too old to act like a child...Okay, they are all waiting, right? Let them come up one by one, but I am busy right now, so just talk to each of them!"

Good guy!
After hearing this, the two scoundrels didn't dare to look up anymore and immediately looked down at their crotches.

"Your Majesty, I have sent them all away. I am the only one left..."

"You're the only one..."

Why does Your Majesty sound a little disappointed?
The two of them exerted their full strength, but still felt something was not right...

"You still have to cry, otherwise the highs and lows will be ruined!"

Prime Minister Yan's cooking brought out all the martial arts of the two officials of the Qin Wu Dynasty.

A quarter of an hour later, Qin Moju hung up the phone, sighed deeply, and fell into... the sage moment.

"How can I handle state affairs if this continues?"

Xiao Shen, come on! I'll hold on for a while longer!

Seeing Huo Xiu's look, Shen Qingyun bit his cheek hard and said, "Your Majesty is right, but some things come from the heart and we cannot help ourselves."

“This Prime Minister Yan…” Qin Moju told the story of his past with Prime Minister Yan, and sighed, “We only met once, but I didn’t expect that two hundred years later, I would know how deep an impression I left in his heart.”

Huo Xiu recovered and said hurriedly, "Master Yan's feelings towards Your Majesty are like both a teacher and a father. This old minister has a deep understanding of this..."

Damn it, the master is going to kill me!
Shen Qingyun memorized every word with a learning attitude.

Qin Moju was secretly happy at first, but then he remembered the pepper sauce...

"Lord Huo, you are too kind. We are all fellow body cultivators, so we should communicate with each other," Qin Moju sighed. "It's just like the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg. Who knows, I may need guidance from body cultivators in the world in the future..."

When these words came out, both of them were startled.

"Sir, you have more or less displeased His Majesty!"

"Xiao Shen, can you help me think about where I went wrong?"

……

Fortunately, after the second chicken, Qin Moju immediately changed the subject.

"I have thought about what Shen Qingyun mentioned last time, and I want to ask you if you can go to Chu and Han."

Asked Zi to go to Chu and Han?

Huo Xiu glanced at Shen Qingyun, and said with a folded hand: "Your Majesty, when we returned, we met Wen Daozi outside Tianzhen City..."

"You all encountered this?" Qin Moju frowned, "I clearly told him to go far away and think about his escape route, why did he come back?"

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said, "Senior Daodaozi was concerned about the sports meeting and intercepted people with bad luck outside the city... and stopped us."

Qin Moju glanced at Huo Xiu: "Lord Huo?"

"It's not me," Huo Xiu said solemnly, "I have your Majesty's protection, all evil ones should retreat!"

Qin Moju nodded slowly, in his heart...

"Zhu Xie can retreat, but you stay..."

"Your Majesty," Shen Qingyun said with a bow, "Senior Wendaozi stopped Liu... Deputy Judge, and said that his death was imminent."

Liu Gaosheng?
Qin Moju narrowed his eyes and thought of Liu Gaosheng teaching birds to dance around the Qin King's Pillar outside.

"This Taoist is quite capable..."

After thinking for a while, he said, "I'm afraid he is trying to scare the younger generation... By the way, I remembered something. How is his flying experience going?"

"Your Majesty, do you still remember it?"

Huo Xiu's heart skipped a beat.

Shen Qingyun said hurriedly: "We are doing the final inspection and plan to submit it to the court tomorrow morning."

This is not easy to fix!

Qin Moju said angrily: "If this matter can be accomplished, it will be counted as his achievement."

Become!

Shen Qingyun secretly felt lucky.

The reason why he brought Wen Daozi back to the Forbidden Martial Arts Department and forced Huo Xiu to enter the palace early was to help Liu Gaosheng avoid being spanked by His Majesty.

"But Your Majesty doesn't even need to be spanked..."

How did Brother Liu get into this dangerous situation?

"Damn it, Xiao Shen is ordering me around..."

Huo Xiu also came back to his senses at this time. He glanced at Shen Qingyun speechlessly, feeling very angry.

The three chatted for another half an hour before Xiao Shunzi came forward to report.

"Okay," Qin Moju said gently, "Minister Shen, please go to the Queen... Recently, the Queen has learned how to make Yuhuaishan old chicken soup, which is very authentic. You, the little glutton, go and try it."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "I love Yu Huaishan the most. I am so blessed. I will take my leave now."

"Huo Aiqing?"

Huo Xiu was sweating from the old chicken soup, and was awakened by the words. He quickly stood up and said, "Your Majesty, please give your orders."

"What orders? Let's chat for a while. Have you noticed that Shen Qingyun has changed a little?"

"I was just about to say this. Since the Junhun Peak, Xiao Shen..."

"With his temper, he can't stand this. I say, kill a chicken! I'm afraid he will be soft-hearted."

"Eh?"

"What are you talking about?"

"No, no, your majesty is right. Xiao Shen is kind-hearted... Oh, by the way, there is one more important thing. Liu Gao promoted him, but he is not a good son..."

"Haha, I love to hear this. Tell me more about it!"

"He, he deceived his father... I am talking about his biological father. He deceived Liu Feihuang and jumped..."

"What are you dancing for?"

"Just dance... He said that dance was a secret of the Luan bird tribe, and his biological father was fooled."

"You bastard, you bastard, in my opinion, he is nothing but a chicken at best!"

"Hey... Your Majesty is absolutely right."

"In fact, there is nothing wrong with chicken. The meat is tender and delicious. I just think, it would be great if my people could eat chicken every day..."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty cares about the people, your old minister, your old minister..."

"Hey, Lord Huo, I have encountered a problem recently..."

"Your Majesty, please."

"There are pheasants and rabbits in a cage today. There are thirty-five heads on top and ninety-four legs on the bottom. How many pheasants and rabbits are there?"

……

Huo Xiu was cornered by the chickens.

Shen Qingyun feasted in the Yixin Hall, chewing even the chicken bones into pieces and swallowing them.

Zhong Qing noticed that he had an appetite, so he ate a piece of chicken wing and drank a bowl of chicken soup with him.

"Master Shen," Nanny Lin smiled when she saw this, "You will stay for a while now, right?"

Shen Qingyun said respectfully, "I should stay for a month or so. What instructions do you have, Madam Lin?"

"No instructions, just come to the palace more often."

Zhong Qing smiled and said, "Madam, do you want me to become a fat person?"

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Madame Lin, please keep your word. To be modest, 80% of my ability comes from eating."

Zhong Qing chuckled.

After accompanying him for a while, Shen Qingyun felt tired and said goodbye at the right time.

"Master Shen," Eunuch Feng was waiting outside the Yixin Palace, smiling, "His Majesty is still discussing with the old master... well, state affairs. Let's escort Master Shen out of the palace."

"I am so frightened that I dare not trouble you..."

"Haha, I have something to tell you..."

The great eunuch's ability is to have nothing to say when the road is over.

Shen Qingyun cupped his hands and said, "I understand, Eunuch Feng, please rest assured."

"When Master Xiao Shen is doing things, our family will definitely be at ease..."

Midsummer is approaching.

The night breeze is blowing.

Under the starry sky and listening to the radio, Shen Qingyun returned to Chongmingfang.

What I felt along the way was the hustle and bustle.

"I'm afraid that in two years, the city of condemnation will never sleep..."

As I stepped into Buji Lane, the broadcast just ended.

"That's all for today's evening news. Welcome to tune in at the same time tomorrow night..."

As the soft music played, the neighbors on both sides of the alley stood up, holding small stools, and talked as they walked.

From time to time, you can see a flash of yellow rushing by.

Occasionally, there is an umbrella with a blue body, floating by.

Shen Qingyun loves this street scene.

When he arrived at the door of his house and was about to go in, he turned back to look at the Huang Mansion opposite.

"one two three four five six……"

"Master, take a rest, it's almost time for the night."

"I'll practice for a while..."

"Why bother wasting my energy on the Governor's Office? Both of my kids are stationed at the border. If they can last long enough to sleep in bed, give me a few more children!"

"Women's opinion, are we for the Governor's Office?"

"Ah? Who is it for?"

"For the Ministry of Rites!"

"But, but sir, you are from the Five Military Commander's Office..."

"The Ministry of Rites aims to be the best and recruit foreign aid..."

……

"My second uncle is playing such a big game?"

Haha, you are just showing off your skills in front of an expert!

Shen Qingyun's body trembled, his domineering aura overflowed, he chuckled and shook his head, turned around and was about to knock on the door...

He leaned back suddenly again and looked towards the alley with a puzzled expression.

"Why do the man and woman just now seem... familiar?"

(End of this chapter)