My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me
Chapter 506: Liu Jingli just wants to ask, who the hell signed me up!
Chapter 506: Liu Jingli just wants to ask, who the hell signed me up!
Liu’s steamed bun shop.
Liu Yan started working as a waiter again.
After Liu's father sold all his belongings and traveled thousands of miles here, he remained the shopkeeper.
"Why so late today?"
Seeing his son standing on tiptoe outside and looking out, Father Liu's expression twitched slightly, and he hesitated for a while before speaking.
"Is it possible that you won't come?"
"Dad," Liu Yan turned around helplessly, "Wait for Master Shen to come over, and I'll let you see the Xianyun Talisman with your own eyes. Is it effective?"
Father Liu sneered: "The talisman can make things happen, but it can also ruin things."
"What do they want?"
"Very good," Father Liu wiped his hands with a white cloth, rubbed them on his apron, walked out of the shop, and asked Liu Yan to squat down, "It seems that our father and son's thoughts can be unified..."
Liu Yan was puzzled: "What unification?"
Father Liu's eyes were burning: "I also want to ask you, what do they want?"
"Our big, white buns!"
"You..." Father Liu was so angry that he was about to curse a few more times when thunder started to rise.
Liu Yan stood up in surprise: "Oh my goodness, it's all here, Dad, wrap it up!"
Although they quarreled, when business came, Father Liu moved as fast as a rabbit and did not forget to wash his hands.
After a while, there were shadows of a pair of hands dancing in the shop, rolling, kneading, wrapping and rubbing.
"Elder Chu, Brother Ma Yi, why are you so late today?"
"Oh, I was delayed by discussing philosophy with the guests..."
After being trained in the Forbidden Martial Arts Department, Mai now has sharp and cunning eyes.
He counted the trays and the buns and found that there were only enough for seven or eight people, so he immediately went forward and picked up three trays.
He raised both hands and the tray fell into his left hand. His free right hand reached into the pot on the counter and took out eight fist-sized eggs.
He threw the eggs into the steamer and held a large bowl in his right hand, which was filled with the yellow pea and pork bone soup.
"Work together!"
Mai had just sat down at the small table when Chu Zheng, who was no less eager, ordered a set meal and sat opposite Mai.
The two of them devoured buns, peeled eggs, and sipped the delicious soup. After a busy period, they gradually felt better.
"Huh..." Ma Yi exhaled hot air and felt refreshed all over. He looked at Chu Zheng again and asked curiously, "Elder Chu, have you lost weight?"
"Don't you think I can't lose weight?"
Chu Zheng was even hungrier than Mai. He slowed down only after finishing two trays of buns and looked at Liu Yan with a smile.
"Manager Liu, you're not sending us side dishes today?"
"Send, send, send, I'll be right there!"
Liu Yan hurried into the shop, and soon she had a tray in each hand, with forty-six dishes of cold dishes on them.
After serving a dish to Ma Yi and Chu Zheng, Liu Yan said with a smile, "You two, we can't discuss Taoism on an empty stomach. How about making another portion for that guest..."
"Need not!"
"Need not!"
The two said in unison.
Liu Yan paused for a moment, then quickly smiled and said, "I don't mean anything else, please don't misunderstand me."
"Haha, I know what kind of person Shopkeeper Liu is," Chu Zheng said with a smile, "but that customer has a lot of dietary restrictions. Not to mention steamed buns, he doesn't even eat meat."
Liu Yan was not surprised by anything she saw. She exchanged a few words of greeting and went into the shop to help.
"Ma Yi, what's going on with that Bodhi seed?"
"I do not know either."
"It always feels a little weird..."
"Indeed..." Mai said in a muffled voice while eating eggs and looking back, "What happened after the applause?"
Chu Zheng was shocked and asked, "You don't even remember this, were you asleep?"
Mai nodded: "I was just about to ask the elder..."
"The old man fell asleep too."
"..."
Mai was speechless for a while, then she got up, walked around, and came back, saying in a muffled voice, "They're all asleep."
"Hey," Chu Zhengle said happily, "this message is spreading in vain."
Mai said sternly, "You can't say that. After all, we are guests. Besides... it's not easy to persuade us to sleep."
"You are such a jerk," Chu Zheng said with a frown, "Eat quickly, there's a queue behind you!"
The members of the Mayi Sect have huge appetites and eat very quickly.
The eight Qingtian men stared in amazement as they watched more than two hundred people finish their breakfast. Then they came to their senses and looked at each other in bewilderment.
"what's the situation?"
"Haven't we all lost ourselves?"
"Looks like... everything is fine again?"
"It's just breakfast..."
"It's not breakfast at all. The big bald guy shouted nutritious breakfast from inside the door and everyone woke up!"
"Senior Brother Li..."
At this time, please stop calling me Senior Brother Li!
Senior Brother Li was overwhelmed by the question.
No matter what the divine consciousness saw or the performance of Bodhi seed, this was an act of destroying the sect!
As a result, the scene of queuing up too early in front of him gave him a loud slap in the face.
"It's definitely not about breakfast... eh?" He shuddered, "Nutritious... breakfast?"
The fellow apprentices understood immediately: "Is it a nutrition problem?"
"How else can we explain it?" Senior Brother Li thought for a moment, "Damn, nutrition can explain it? You must be kidding... Hey? Look!"
The fellow disciples looked in the direction of the sound and saw that Bodhizi, who had been in a daze at the martial arts arena, had arrived at the entrance of the market.
The two foundation-building monks at the entrance of the market looked up and saw that they were dressed in the same style as the people from the Ma Yi Sect, so they stood up and greeted them with a smile.
"Little brother, you are late."
"Hurry up, your little body needs nutrition to grow!"
Bodhizi entered the workshop in a daze, ignoring the gazes of the Ma Yi disciples, and came to the big, white bun.
“This is fresh out of the oven…”
What am I thinking!
Shaking his head, Bodhizi walked out of the nightmare and turned around to look around.
Apart from those queuing, every one of the Maimen people took a big, white bun in one hand and a big, white egg in the other.
He lowered his gaze again and looked towards the small table.
Yellow soup, side dish.
Bodhi closed his eyes.
Obviously, he has been naturalized...
"Could it be that these things are the magic weapons to counter the Guihua Sutra?"
Feeling a little sad for no reason?
Seeing him running away with his wife like this, Elder Chu in hemp clothes looked at each other in bewilderment, and his voice became a thread.
"Look at the blow to the child..."
"You have a strong desire to win, Elder Chu, how about giving way?"
"How can I allow that? You can ask me as many times as you want. You better understand what this means, Mai Yi!"
Mai Yi thought about it and decided that this bet was roughly equivalent to another concept of Brother Shen, and it was the kind that was exclusive to the Mai Yi sect, so he didn't mention the matter of giving in.
Chu Zheng was just about to go over to comfort her when he heard Bodhizi speak.
"Junior also wants a few buns."
Liu Yan was startled, then smiled and said, "Sir, you are so polite. Just take it yourself."
Mai looked at Chu Zheng.
Chu Zheng gritted his teeth and said, "Suffer a small loss and gain a big advantage. It will be on my account!"
Bodhizi took two buns and was about to leave, but after thinking for a while, he took two eggs and a bowl, which made Chu Zheng frown twice.
Such a good appetite?
"Ma Yi, didn't you eat all the food at yesterday's banquet?"
Mai said nothing.
Chu Zheng turned his head and stared.
Mai said, "Each person keeps half of the account."
That's pretty much it!
Chu Zheng's lightning-like brows suddenly relaxed. He turned his head to watch Bodhizi eating. After a few glances, he found that Bodhizi was crying.
"What's going on?"
Mai thought for a moment and said, "Brother Shen once said that seeing things reminds you of people... Could it be that you are missing your hometown?"
"Ah, poor kid..." Chu Zheng thought for a moment, "After all, it's a big bet, the main thing is to convince him, why not... continue to exchange ideas and preach?"
Mai shook her head and said, "There's no need. He can't learn gymnastics."
"Then let him spread it," Chu Zheng stretched lazily, "If he spreads it happily, we'll have everything, ha!"
Mai Yi thought for a while and said, "How about telling Brother Shen?"
"That's screwed," Chu Zheng panicked, "Lord Shen is kindhearted and soft-hearted. He will definitely let it go after hearing this... Mai Yi, don't treat yourself as an outsider. If Mai Yi's sect bites you more, you will bite too!"
That's the truth.
Mai nodded, and without looking at Bodhizi crying, she returned with the elders.
Not long after the two of them left, Bodhizi took a last look at the leftovers on the table, then stood up and left silently.
The eight men of the Sky looked at each other in confusion.
"Senior Brother Li..."
Senior Brother Li was sweating a little and frowned, "You actually cried? Did you discover the secret of nutrition and feel that you can't win..."
As he was speaking, there was an explosion from below.
The eight people looked down and found that thousands of golden lights were emitting from the body of the Bodhi seed, and yellow sand was blown up all over the sky.
"Lingba!"
"Three-legged egg!"
"How can this not make sense? How can it not make sense!"
……
This time, the eight people not only understood what they saw, but also what they heard.
"My goodness, Lingba? Three-legged eggs? I won't eat them even if you give them to me!"
"Can these two counter his inexplicable secret method?"
"Don't forget the soup and side dishes. Maybe the combination of the four will be a magical effect..."
"You think he doesn't know?"
"Then why didn't he say it..."
……
Senior Brother Li pondered for a while and said, "Let's go and try it too."
The eight children entered the workshop and were nearly stopped.
"We are fellow Taoist Shen... and his friends."
"Oh, so you're Mr. Shen's friend. Why didn't you tell me earlier? Eat more..."
The eight of them walked into the shop together, ordered four small dishes in the name of Master Shen, and began to taste them attentively.
After a while, Bazi figured it out and left quietly.
"Fuck it, it's just the peas and pork bones of the secular world, and the meat is shaved pretty clean!"
"Cold bean sprouts, cold kelp shreds, spicy cabbage, kohlrabi, boiled soybeans..."
"Senior Brother Li..."
"What's wrong with you?" Senior Brother Li was furious. "Why do you ask me to do something? Think independently!" Junior Brother Zhen smiled and said, "Let's not ask anymore. But Senior Brother Li, what should we do now?"
"Let's wait and see," Senior Brother Li pondered, "With this inexplicably nutritious breakfast, there won't be any problems with the height, and that Bodhi seed... won't be given up easily."
After venting, Bodhizi's expression was firm and his eyes were sharp, unlike his usual calm and humble self.
"I really don't believe it!"
He looked up at the sky and calculated silently, and he was certain in his heart.
"I'm afraid there's something wrong with the time. If I miss it... Humph, it's time for a nutritious breakfast, so take it as it is!"
But the problem is how to convince the Maimen again and let me preach again...
As a result, when he returned with a frown, Elder Chu Zheng smiled and said, "My friend, you haven't had enough fun yet, right? If you have nothing else to do, pick a time and I'll gather you. Are you satisfied?"
Bodhizi stood there for a long time, then nodded slowly: "Thank you very much for your kindness, Senior."
"Hahaha, it's nothing." Chu Zheng patted Putizi's shoulder, "Just be happy, little friend!"
This is intolerable!
Watching Chu Zheng go away, Bodhizi gritted his teeth and walked towards the guest room.
I consumed too much last night.
In addition, daydreaming and venting too early will delay recovery.
"At least until tomorrow morning..."
Calculating the time, I will have to wait until at least after tomorrow's nutritious breakfast before I can recover enough to preach again.
After a slight hesitation, he spread out his right hand, and an ordinary stone appeared.
At the same time, a look of pain flashed across Bodhizi's face.
In the end, he gritted his teeth, held the stone tightly, closed his eyes, and meditated to recover.
"That stone..."
The seven people looked at Senior Brother Li.
Senior Brother Li's eyelids twitched a few times, and he said with a stiff upper lip: "It is undoubtedly a treasure."
oh~~~
The seven people pursed their lips and turned their heads, and were immediately surprised to find that Bodhizi's clenched right fist was emitting a faint golden light.
"Senior Brother Li is right!"
"Senior brother is mighty!"
……
The next day.
The normal premature process made Bodhizi impatient.
When the last team returned, he hurried to find Chu Zheng.
"Now?" Chu Zheng hesitated, "Alright, I'll go gather the team."
Bodhizi was determined and rushed to the martial arts arena in advance.
"I'm afraid the steps of yesterday's teaching were too brief, so today we'll follow the normal... larger-scale teaching!"
Taking a deep breath, Bodhizi swung his hands outwards, with banners covering the sky, bowls that hold the sky, and bowls that support the sky...
When the members of the Mayi Sect arrived at the martial arts arena, they were all stunned.
"This, is it so hard?"
"Ma Yi, you only saw his fighting spirit, but you didn't expect how generous the Western Church behind this battle is!"
Mai agreed: "Even if he is not the richest man, he is still the grandson of the richest man!"
clap clap clap!
Chu Zheng clapped his hands, called out to the elders, and gave instructions via voice transmission.
"My dear friend, since you are so serious, we should cooperate with you and try to convince him this time!"
All the elders immediately became solemn and turned around to give instructions to each of their disciples.
When Bodhizi was ready, he turned his head and looked around, and saw that the members of the Ma Yi sect were looking like they were facing a formidable enemy.
"I feel inexplicably comfortable. What's going on..."
I'm afraid you also feel the throbbing from the depths of your soul!
Bodhizi’s faith grew greatly, the bell sounded, praises were sung, and the gospel was preached!
At midnight, success will be achieved!
"Hahahahaha!"
Bodhizi's legs were shaking with exhaustion, but he couldn't help laughing out loud.
"With two thousand Narayanas protecting me, there is no need to worry about the success of my mission to spread the Dharma!"
"All Narayanas, listen to my orders!"
As soon as he finished speaking, thousands of the Ma Yi disciples' eyes shone with golden light as they stared intently at their master, Bodhizi!
Seeing this, Bodhizi laughed again, but his laughter gradually became lower.
"Slap each of them a hundred times!"
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...
Seeing this scene, the eight men of Qingtian's complexion changed drastically.
"Oops!"
"Did he really succeed?"
"What kind of evil method is this? After a while of preaching, everyone obeys..."
"Is it from the Demon Sect?"
Senior Brother Li shook his head and said, "The Demon Sect is too busy to take care of itself, and this Western Sect... this Bodhi Seed is very strange. He is not as kind as he appears to be. Instead, he is a petty person!"
"Brother Li, Fellow Daoist Shen..."
"Well, now that things have come to this..." Senior Brother Li thought for a moment and said, "How confident are we, the eight of us, in taking action?"
Seven people hesitated.
No matter how good the relationship between Shen Qingyun and Senior Brother Luo is, it is not as good as them risking their lives for Shen Qingyun... To be more precise, it is only to the extent of risking their lives for people related to Shen Qingyun.
"Let's wait and see what happens next," Senior Brother Li said with a little shame, "I was going to Qin Wu anyway, so I've done my best by telling him about this."
time flies.
Bodhizi, who controlled the entire Mayi Clan, was recovering while venting his depression from the past two days in various ways.
Dawn is approaching.
Bodhizi was in high spirits and stood up, pointing towards the distance.
"All Narayanas, listen to my command and go east to preach!"
Seeing this scene, the Eight Sons of the Sky fell silent.
Senior Brother Li suppressed his complicated emotions and looked at Bodhizi deeply. He thought the other party would respond, but was ignored.
The seven people hesitated and watched the Ma Yi disciples leave with complicated expressions.
The person who was alive and kicking before, now...
"Fellow brothers, should we report this to the sect?"
"Junior Brother Zhen, you have forgotten the pain now that your wound has healed..."
"Senior Brother Li has his own arrangements, don't worry about it!"
Junior Brother Zhen then remembered the unspeakable lesson his senior brother had taught him, and he felt a little better.
After sending his spiritual consciousness thousands of miles away, he was suddenly startled again.
"Senior Brother Li!"
Senior Brother Li's heart skipped a beat and he frowned, "What's the matter?"
"They seem to be heading towards the three kingdoms in the secular world?"
"Ah."
"Then..." Junior Brother Zhen was in a trance, "Even the Mayi Sect can't resist, let alone the Three Kingdoms..."
Senior Brother Li glanced at his fellow disciples and said calmly, "This is the world of immortal cultivation. You will see it more often in the future and get used to it. Let's go."
The seven of them were silent for a while, then bowed towards the empty Mayi Gate as a farewell.
"If Qin Wu can't avenge you," Senior Brother Li took a deep look at the Mai Yi sect members who were about to leave the range of his spiritual sense, and murmured, "There is still the Qingtian Sect."
The eight men rode on the lights and headed straight to the north.
Bodhizi was touched, but he didn't look back, just smiled gently.
"Can the Qingtian Sect just kill the Bodhi seeds who are saving all living beings?"
The laughter has not died down.
The gibberish started again.
Bodhizi was startled, and before he could turn around...
“Nutritious breakfast!”
As soon as the word "dan" fell, the heroes suddenly returned, rose from the ground, roared all the way, and killed towards... five thousand miles away.
When the eight sons of Qingtian noticed the abnormality and returned, they saw Bodhizi acting like a shrew, waving his palm to blow up the sky and the earth, and spitting out a word hysterically.
"Ahhh! Another nutritious breakfast!"
"You are the one who deserves your retribution!"
"You lowly creature, wait!"
……
The eight people understood it, but seemed not to understand it. Finally, they looked at each other, and after breathing a sigh of relief, they couldn't help but pout.
"I have to say, the scolding is quite unique."
"I'm afraid his preaching is just for show, right?"
"If this gets out..."
"Junior Brother Zhen, this is a good idea. Let's help him spread the word!"
"Hey, brothers, I'm just assuming..."
"That's enough," Senior Brother Li smiled. "Fortunately it was a false alarm. We have...nutritious breakfast here. We should be safe. Let's set off."
After taking a final look at Bodhizi who was still furious, the eight of them bowed in unison and left in style.
After venting his anger, Bodhizi glared at the Ma Yi Sect and strode forward.
"Ma Yi Men, I am going to challenge you!"
It’s the seventh day since Bodhizi challenged the Mai Clan.
Outside the Tianjian City, the ministers went out of the city fifty miles to welcome the victorious soldiers and the captives from Chu and Han.
"Brother Liu...hiss!" Shen Qingyun looked back and saw that the man was gone and the big bird appeared. He was immediately shocked and said, "Brother Liu, what if uncle didn't see you?"
Just as Liu Gaosheng was about to speak, he saw an old bird fly out of the spirit boat and spread its wings.
"Brother Shen, did you see that? This is all within my expectations. Let's go!"
Seeing Liu Da Niao reunited with his father, Shen Qingyun clenched his delicate fists and was about to say a few words of praise...
Then he saw nine virtual swords rising into the air and forming a green sword lotus, which flew towards him while chanting sword music.
“Kill one person every ten steps!
Never leave behind a thousand miles!
It's over, get out of bed!
Hiding one’s identity and name!
……
"
The debt collector is here...
Shen Qingyun's expression changed.
"We have to hide from this!"
Seeing Shen Qingyun running so fast, Huo Xiu was speechless for a while. After thinking about it, he decided to stop Jian Lian himself and comforted him: "You are still prisoners, don't make things difficult for Xiao Shen."
The welcoming scene was exceptionally grand.
The shock brought by the capture of more than a thousand Chu and Han monks caused the Ice City to tremble slightly.
Forbidden martial arts department.
Shen Qingyun and Lu Buxian were talking about the Nine Swords when the door of the public housing was kicked open.
Looking back, it was Liu Gaosheng.
Lu Buxian frowned and said, "Liu Jingli, are you so reckless?"
"Reckless?" Liu Gaosheng didn't care about Lu Chenshi anymore. He walked forward cursing and threw the book in his hand on the table. "Liu Jingli just wanted to ask, who the hell signed me up!"
Lu and Shen were startled, and flipped through the booklet in confusion...
At first glance, it was the registration book for the sports meet.
Looking again, Liu Gaosheng's name appeared eighty-nine times!
(End of this chapter)
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