My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me
Chapter 513: All the donkeys in the Forbidden Martial Arts Department all have maternity leave, why
Chapter 513: All the donkeys in the Forbidden Martial Arts Department all have maternity leave, why don’t you take a break, Xiao Tan?
After discussing the plot with Qin Moju and focusing on modifying Bodhizi's character, the two ministers left the palace.
"grown ups……"
"Humph!"
"My lord, my lord..."
"I'm not that easy to please!"
Fight!
Shen Qingyun gritted his teeth and whispered, "Does your Excellency know, Taishang Laojun?"
Huo Xiu stopped and stared at Shen Qingyun.
"It's over, it's over. With the appearance of Taishang Laojun, Your Majesty has become a Taoist child of an adult again..."
Fortunately, it’s just an incarnation, so it can be explained away!
Shen Qingyun prepared himself mentally and was about to speak when Huo Xiu sneered first.
"You look quite embarrassed, right?"
Thank you for your understanding!
Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Taishang Laojun is the incarnation of Daode Tianzun. Daode Tianzun, whose full name is Taiqing Daode Tianzun, is one of the most powerful figures in the fairy world...ah."
When he reached the palace gate, Huo Xiu was already dazzled by the Taishang Laojun mentioned by Shen Qingyun.
"That's not right," Huo Xiu frowned, "It sounds like this is an immortal? What does this have to do with me?"
Shen Qingyun said seriously: "My lord, think about it, you have reached that level, if you just think about it, the body refining will come out, as the saying goes, if you understand one method, you can understand all methods, and no matter how things change, they will not deviate from the essence."
"You are so long-winded," Huo Xiu curled his lips, "Isn't it just the dual cultivation of immortal body... huh? Xiao Shen, you reserved this role for yourself, right? It seems that I am forcing others and taking away their love."
"Thank you, sir. I know my own worth very well."
Shen Qingyun smiled and was about to continue when someone outside the palace gate waved at him. His face changed and he responded while transmitting his voice.
"Sir, it's Kong Bu Tang... He doesn't think we're giving him another job, does he?"
Because of the official construction of the Eight Vertical and Eight Horizontal regions and more than a hundred enclaves, the six ministries had extremely extreme feelings towards the Forbidden Military Office.
Let’s not meet, but love each other as equals.
When we meet, we must grit our teeth.
"You overestimate him." Seeing Kong Butang waving at him with a smile, he turned away with a snort. "I ignored him. Do you believe he would have come over here shamelessly?"
Shen Qingyun didn't dare to talk to Bu Tang. He just smiled and didn't respond. He just kept a look at Kong Bu Tang.
Kong Butang didn't expect Huo Xiu to react like this. He was stunned for a moment, then seemed to be thinking about something, and finally smiled and trotted over.
"Old man, Shen Xingxing, hehe... I heard that the Forbidden Martial Arts Department has produced a supreme genius who has cultivated an immortal body?"
Yes, it is my... close friend Liu Gaosheng!
Shen Qingyun pursed his lips.
Huo Xiu, whose self-esteem was hurt by his rebellious son, left in anger.
"Uh..." This time Kong Bu Tang Si was really stunned, "Shen Xingxing, did I offend the old man?"
Shen Qingyun said respectfully: "Mr. Kong has misunderstood. The Lord has been troubled by the official business of the department these past two days."
"I see," Kong Butang smiled hesitantly, as if he was trying to estimate his endurance. Finally, he gritted his teeth and smiled, "If you are too busy, the Ministry of Personnel... can still help a little."
Shen Qingyun bowed his hands in gratitude and said, "Thank you for your great help, Mr. Kong. I will go and inform you now."
The two said goodbye.
Kong Butang was led into the imperial study by Feng Huo. Just as he was about to bow to greet them, he noticed that it was very bright in front of him.
He looked up in confusion and saw his own Majesty, his whole body glowing with golden light.
What is this scene?
After thinking for a while, he said happily: "Congratulations, Your Majesty, your cultivation has made another breakthrough!"
"Breakthrough?" Qin Moju was stunned and laughed, sounding a little lonely, "I'm afraid I can't break through."
Kong Butang's face turned pale, and he asked in panic, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?"
Qin Moju stood up, paced back and forth with his hands behind his back, sighing and lamenting.
"I have been practicing since I was young, and have endured 1,750 tribulations. Each tribulation lasts 129,600 years... How can I break through after this?"
Kong Butang opened his mouth wide.
Suzaku Street outside the palace.
Shen Qingyun jogged and caught up with Huo Xiu.
Huo Xiu turned his head to look, without stopping, and said lightly: "Are you still planning to coax me?"
"Sir, please don't tease me," Shen Qingyun smiled, "I went to the government office today, and Niu Zhizhong mentioned something."
"What's the matter?"
"Niu Zhizhong's words were vague. I guess it might be related to the establishment of a special team of monks..."
Huo Xiu paused to think, and asked in confusion: "Does he mean to hire monks from the eight sects?"
"It should be."
"Heh," Huo Xiu didn't know whether to laugh or sneer, "You are young and frivolous. This team is definitely not from the Forbidden Weapon Division."
Shen Qingyun smiled and said nothing.
Huo Xiu pondered for a while and asked, "Is it because of that incident?"
"Ah."
"The starting point is good, but..." Huo Xiu shook his head and continued walking, "Let Xiao Tan come to our company tomorrow, and I will teach this young man a lesson."
Seeing that the adult refused, Shen Qingyun was not disappointed.
Even if the adults agree to this kind of thing, they cannot make the final decision, and it will eventually be reported to His Majesty.
"Even His Majesty is unlikely to open the door so easily..."
Only the name and the instrument cannot be faked by others...
But the problem still needs to be solved.
It is obvious how difficult it is to investigate the attempted kidnapping of the sixth student in the school and Huang Fu Qingtian, and to force Niu Weiwu to come up with this method.
"Who on earth is trying to target little Qin Wu?"
He was just thinking about it when Huo Xiu said, "Think about this matter too and finish it quickly."
Shen Qingyun said bitterly: "Sir, the Huang Mansion is just opposite my house."
The implication is that if I had a way, I would have done it long ago.
Huo Xiu smiled meaningfully and left.
"Sir...eh?" Shen Qingyun was stunned and suddenly realized something. He quickly bowed and said, "I understand."
"That's good to know. Go back home and think about it carefully tonight. It'll be up to you to mediate the fight tomorrow."
Shen Qingyun smiled secretly and watched him leave.
"Your Excellency is quite humane..."
Humming all the way home.
Along with the popularity of the sports games, the simple practice facilities for the benefit of the people launched by the government office have also become popular.
Shen Qingyun stopped and watched.
There are at least a hundred people in an area of two or three acres.
Some were practicing, some were communicating, some were cheering each other on, and some were...arguing?
Shen Qingyun became interested and went forward to watch the fun.
"Wanru, how could you degenerate to the point of showing your face in public!"
"Thank you for your concern, Master Lin. Wanru doesn't feel bad..."
"I don't want you to feel it, I want me to feel it!"
"Mr. Lin, Wanru has guests here. Please..."
"Hurry back to Yingchun Tower. Once I have saved enough money, I will redeem you!"
"Mr. Lin, Wanru has some silver..."
"I don't want your dirty money!"
……
So this is the plot?
Just as Shen Qingyun was about to report to the police, a middle-aged wealthy businessman, sweating profusely, jumped down from the parallel bars and walked towards the man and woman.
Wanru was obviously panicked and was about to step forward to apologize to the customer, but the rich businessman waved his hand, pointed at Master Lin and cursed: "This is my hard-earned money, what the hell do you have the right to say it stinks!"
After a while of commotion, everyone started to make a fuss, and Mr. Lin, who was in the wrong, left in shame and anger.
Wanru suppressed her grievances and kept apologizing with tears in her eyes.
"The girl is also stupid, falling for a guy who only has a pretty face..."
The rich businessman was about to preach, but when he glanced at Shen Qingyun, he was stunned and changed his words: "Of course, nothing is absolute. Some people may seem to be nothing but a pretty face, but in fact they have a lot of secrets inside..."
Shen Qingyun smiled and bowed to the rich businessman: "Boss Chen, nice to meet you."
Boss Chen was the middle-aged wealthy businessman who made a bet in front of the shop in Xian City that day, later got involved in the business of Xian City, and donated 100,000 taels to the court.
Seeing Shen Qingyun speak, he hurriedly stepped forward and bowed, smiling sweetly, "It is my great honor to meet Lord Shen again..."
"Not really," Shen Qingyun said a few pleasantries and raised his chin towards his back, "Boss Chen, have you found another business opportunity?"
"Without Lord Shen's guidance, it wouldn't be that easy," Boss Chen said with a wry smile, "I'm not good at practicing, so I just responded to the court's call and came here to exercise my body."
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Boss Chen is very conscious, but he should also pay attention to the combination of work and rest. For someone with your physique, training once every two days for an hour each time is enough."
"Haha, thank you for your guidance, Master Shen," Boss Chen said with a smile, "To be honest, I was so tired after only one stick of incense on the first day that I gasped for breath. Later I heard that Yingchunlou had sparring partners... Tsk, it takes at least an hour!"
Shen Qingyun was about to speak when someone interrupted him.
"Humph, man."
The two men turned around and saw that it was a Westerner disguised as a man.
Before Boss Chen could make a few more jokes, Shen Qingyun coughed lightly, cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Brother is right, Boss Chen, business has been very good recently..."
"What did I say, and you say yes?" Xibehuo stared at Shen Qingyun with a smile.
Is this directed at me?
Shen Qingyun was slightly startled and took a look at the Western goods.
Her facial features are delicate and charming, yet she also exudes a bit of heroic spirit that makes her look proud and arrogant.
"The Three Realms of the Soul..."
I’m afraid she is a female cultivator from some sect?
"And not far away there is a master cultivator at the fifth level of the soul..."
Can't be bothered, can't be bothered.
Shen Qingyun bowed his hands and apologized, saying with a smile: "I am sorry for being so presumptuous... Boss Chen, I have something else to do, goodbye, goodbye..."
"Hey, Mr. Shen, Mr. Shen..."
Boss Chen called out twice but couldn't keep the customer, and he was very angry.
He turned around and glared at Xibehuo, then walked towards Wanru.
"Little sister, come and join the fun for dad's military service. I want to challenge the 50-jin stone lock!"
Xibehuo didn't react. He stared at Shen Qingyun's back with a funny and complicated look in his eyes.
"It's been thirteen years since we last met, classmate Shen, you're still as smooth as ever..."
Just as he was sighing with emotion, the fifth-level master in Shen Qingyun's consciousness came towards him leisurely.
But she is a beautiful middle-aged woman.
As soon as the beautiful middle-aged woman's eyes fell on Xibeihuo, she was filled with pure doting.
"Lian'er, are you feeling homesick?"
Not in the alley, Huang Mansion.
"Qingyun, sit for a while."
"No, uncle. I just wanted to come and see Qingtian, but I didn't expect Brother Liu to take him away... I'll be back early tomorrow. Goodbye."
"Qingyun, slow down..."
……
After seeing Shen Qingyun off, the Huang Xichen and his wife stopped smiling and looked at each other. Huang Liu began to sigh again.
Huang Xichen was annoyed by what he heard, but he couldn't scold her, so he could only persuade her: "Wife, you have to believe it..."
"You know nothing," Huang Liu cursed, and began to wail again, "In just one night... people in the neighborhood started gossiping about it."
So fast?
Huang Xichen was panicked and glared: "Who is the gossiper who is gossiping like this?" "Just, just my two best friends..."
Huang Xichen was shocked when he heard this and cursed, "Jealousy, naked jealousy!"
"Master, what should I do?"
"Take my knife..."
"Master, you can't do that," Huang Liu was shocked and hugged the master's waist, "If you go in, the Huang family will be finished!"
Huang Xichen gnashed his teeth: "Then what do you say?"
"I have an idea..."
Shen Mansion Banquet Hall.
Shen Qingyun accompanied Yun Qianqian to drink soup and chat about family matters.
After a while, he asked again: "By the way, mother, do you remember the incident with Miss Qin?"
"It's Miss Qin again," Yun Qianqian smiled meaningfully, "It's rare to see my son care about a woman so much."
With my looks, do I need to be a third party?
Shen Qingyun was very calm and said with a smile: "Mom, you know that I am naturally kind-hearted."
"Hehe, that's right," Yun Qianqian said with emotion, "It's a pity that among those who have benefited from your kindness since childhood, few still remember you."
Shen Qingyun was surprised and asked, "Why are you so emotional, mother?"
"Don't you allow your mother to have wild thoughts?" Yun Qianqian smiled and took her son's hand, sighing, "Just like your classmates from previous years, I'm afraid there is not a single one left who remembers you..."
When mentioning this matter, Shen Qingyun couldn't help feeling unhappy.
"Come to think of it, I'm already a novice now, but my childhood classmates haven't invited me to a class reunion yet..."
But if I really take it to heart, not at all.
"Okay, mother, I will just be myself," Shen Qingyun said with a chuckle, "Besides, if you are grateful and don't expect anything in return, won't your son reach this state in no time?"
"Hehe, your mouth is really not in vain..."
After saying goodbye to his mother, Shen Qingyun went to the backyard to look at the BMW.
"Why do I smell alcohol?"
BMW's heart skipped a beat, but he pretended not to hear.
"Uncle Zhou?"
Zhou Bo nodded: "Master, I smelled it too, but I searched everywhere and found nothing..."
Shen Qingyun glared at the BMW.
"Good you, Wuxiang Lingma, hand over the storage bag!"
What? We have already reached the storage bag stage?
BMW was dumbfounded.
Zhou Bo reacted very quickly and sent warmth out of thin air.
Seeing a storage bag sticking out from under the BMW's neck, he pulled it out and laughed in anger.
"It's really weird. You're a drunkard. I finally found one in the world of immortal cultivation, but he's also addicted to alcohol... No, you were hiding it before? You're so cunning, you don't seem like a good horse!"
After cursing, he used his spiritual sense to break through the storage bag and immediately made a tactical retreat.
"My goodness, apart from wine, you don't care about anything else at all? What a waste of money..."
After scolding for a whole incense stick of time, Shen Qingyun left with the storage bag.
BMW narrowed his eyes and glared at Uncle Zhou.
"Is it really that serious? A dignified Blood Immortal is setting up a trap?"
Zhou Bo said calmly: "You didn't drink?"
"I drank it, but you gave me the wine!"
"You drink it when I give it to you?"
BMW was furious: "Lao Zhou, what's the point of singing this?"
Zhou Bo smiled, cleaned up the stable, glanced in a certain direction, and left hunched over.
BMW looked thoughtfully in the northeast direction, but found nothing.
"Damn it, you have a bag of good wine, but you gave me rice wine to drink instead. It's useless..."
To the northeast of Chongmingfang is Zhongyongfang.
At this moment, there are also people standing on a high place, looking at Chongmingfang from afar.
"Miss, the master has returned home."
"Ah."
Bai Xiaolian hummed lightly and walked downstairs.
"How has Grandpa been doing during the years I've been away?"
"To answer Miss, the old master is good in every way, but after Miss left, there were not many people in the mansion, and the old master... felt very lonely."
“Others rarely come back?”
"To answer the young lady, they come back occasionally, but the old master doesn't like it and scolds them away."
"Have you heard of Shen Qingyun?"
"Shen Qingyun? I have never heard of him, but I heard recently that there is a person named Shen Xingxing in the court..."
Bai Xiaolian paused.
Even though she had practiced for more than ten years, had extraordinary talent, and had seen too many great people, she couldn't help but be shocked when she heard about someone walking there.
"Since the Qin Wu, there has only been one person who walks..."
Including this person, there are only two people left in the thousand-year-old Qin Wu. What a significance!
"is it him?"
Bai Xiaolian closed her eyes and recalled the previous encounter.
"The spirit is not clear, the qi and blood are obscure..."
After a while, he opened his eyes and laughed.
"I was overthinking. I was just called Lord Shen by a merchant..."
But if it really was Shen Xingxing, even Qinwu's No. 1 businessman would have to be respectful when meeting him.
Bai Xiaolian continued to move forward.
To the study.
Push the door gently.
Goodbye great-grandfather Bai Wumo.
Bai Wumo didn't notice anyone entering the study. He was still reading the letter in the drawer, his old eyes flashing with tears of longing.
Bai Xiaolian's emotions fluctuated instantly as she scanned with her spiritual sense, but were then suppressed.
"Grandpa."
With a soft call, Bai Wumo looked up and around in surprise, and then his eyes fell on Bai Xiaolian.
At this time, Bai Xiaolian changed into a plain black dress, which reflected the whiteness of her skin... She was a living person, so beautiful that it reached an unreal and otherworldly level.
Bai Wumo was reluctant to look away, but smiled bitterly and murmured.
"I'm hysterical. I don't know when Lian'er will return home..."
Bai Xiaolian couldn't hold it in any longer, tears welled up in her eyes, and she rushed towards Bai Wumo.
"Grandpa!"
The impact broke the hysteria which was not hysteria.
Bai Wumo, as if struck by lightning, gradually came to his senses, but he was already in tears.
"Lian'er, you, you're back..."
The next day.
Go to the yamen.
The day after tomorrow is the opening ceremony of the sports meeting.
The festive atmosphere in the streets and alleys is becoming more and more intense.
Shen Qingyun had just come to his senses when he arrived at the Forbidden Martial Arts Department, only to see more than a hundred of his colleagues lining up outside the department.
Commander Pang looked around and laughed with satisfaction.
"This is the quality of the Forbidden Martial Arts Division. Others have to practice every day, but our Forbidden Martial Arts Division is much better than them just by posing!"
"Commander Pang said..."
"If it were your subordinate, you'd have to pose too much. When we enter the arena the day after tomorrow, the Forbidden Martial Arts Division will definitely win first place!"
……
Is there a competition for the entrance ceremony?
This was the first time Shen Qingyun heard of this. Just as he was about to ask, he saw Commander Pang take the flag thrown by his subordinates, wave his hands, and make a sound of striking the air.
"Now that we're out, let's go again!"
Watching the large group of people marching towards the other end of the street in a mighty manner, Shen Qingyun was so happy that he turned around and went into the office.
Before he even reached the corridor of the Law Department, he heard a noise.
"Old man, you are too unreasonable!"
"You are too independent, you dare to think of anything."
"How can a person not have some dreams? What's wrong with having one more team of monks in my government office?"
"Not really, I don't agree."
"reason!"
"It conflicts with the functions of the Immortal Department."
"Ha, then why don't you go to the Immortal Department to work for me, old man? Why are you looking for the government office?"
"I will go to the government office. Do you have any objection?"
"You... old man, you can't expect the horse to run and not eat grass at the same time..."
"That's right. All the donkeys in the Forbidden Martial Arts Department have maternity leave. How about you take a break, Xiao Tan?"
……
Oh my goodness, if we continue talking, I’m afraid we’re going to fight.
Shen Qingyun's heart skipped a beat, and he hurried to the public room and said respectfully, "Sir."
The two people in the room paused.
"Qingyun has come at the right time. I will ask Qingyun to judge the case!"
Prefect Tan welcomed Shen Qingyun into the public housing. After walking a few steps, he started crying and told the story of his grievances.
"Master Qin is right..."
Huo Xiu raised his eyebrows: "Hmm?"
Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Your Excellency is more right."
The old lips of Prefect Qin moved, but when he thought of the word "walk", he swallowed back the swear words.
"It sounds like," Huo Xiu narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, "Xiao Shen has a way to have the best of both worlds?"
Shen Qingyun thought for a moment and said respectfully, "I have an immature idea... Please give me some advice, my Lord and Prefect Tan."
Huo Xiu nodded.
Prefect Qin's reaction was great, and he hurriedly said with a smile: "What advice? Qingyun's idea, I just need to execute it, no further comments!"
"Your humble servant is terrified..." Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "It's like this. Now is the sports meeting, and the elites of the eight sects are gathering. Why not add a competition to the sports meeting? The elites of each sect can sign up and form a team. The one who solves the child kidnapping case will be the champion."
"Good!" Prefect Qin's eyes sparkled. "It didn't delay the case, nor did it set up a team of monks. It even added icing on the cake for the sports meet... Old sir, you have nothing to say about this, right?"
This brain...
Didn't you expect that the most important point of Xiao Shen's plan was to help you pilot it in front of His Majesty?
"I'm afraid the prefect of Tianjian Prefecture really needs to be replaced."
Huo Xiu nodded speechlessly: "Okay, Xiao Tan will be in charge of this matter."
"Hahaha, old man, Qingyun, I won't see you off, I won't see you off..."
(End of this chapter)
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