My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 543 Dad, please forgive me for being unfilial!

Chapter 543 Dad, please forgive me for being unfilial!
The back garden became a sea of joy.

Even the branches and flowers in Elder Hua's boudoir began to tremble.

Qiu Bei wiped away her tears and spoke, with laughter in every syllable.

"After seeing this scene, our sect knows how happy Elder Hua is on a daily basis."

"Master, please allow me to report this," Elder Hua said while holding his stomach, bearing the pain. "It's not like this on normal days. If it weren't for Brother Shen's matter, Gao Sheng wouldn't have... Ouch, I can't take it anymore. I need to lie down for a while."

"This sect will lie down too..."

When autumn is sad, the rocking chair is like waves.

Amid the creaking sound, Shen Qingyun's playful smile appeared in my mind.

"The beauty left, but he didn't even say goodbye to her. Instead, he high-fived a bunch of bad friends. Sigh..."

This is a lack of understanding.

But it's a good thing.

Qiu Bei didn't know why he was so inexplicably happy.

Bai Xiaolian turned her head slightly and left, still standing silently at the gate of Liu Mansion.

"So what if we are Lan Lanjian's core disciples? Our sect is still assessing people from Tianxuan Sect."

Although this is a bit timid, but on second thought...

"Even if you can win Qingyun's favor and even pass this test of our sect..."

Then you, Bai Xiaolian, will have to face Qin Wu’s number one matchmaker...Amazing!
"Our aunt can make strangers into a couple, so she can easily break up your pair of classmates!"

Qiu Bei narrowed his eyes, then looked at his brother, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, looking very proud.

Inside the pavilion.

Shen Qingyun also broke his habit and accepted all toasts.

The three children looked at the scene and knew that Brother Shen was happy from the bottom of his heart. They couldn't help but feel moved by the idea of a hero dying for his friend.

“It turns out that being helpful really brings happiness.”

"Hey, we are happy, but let's stop talking nonsense."

"How?"

"If this matter is put on Brother Shen, we are happy to help him. If it is... let's not talk about other people, it's you, Tuoba Tian. How do you feel if we ruin this matter for you?"

"What can I feel? You messed me up for a while, and I'll mess you up for the rest of your life!"

……

Liu Gaosheng was obviously drunk. He raised his glass and stood up to toast Shen Qingyun.

Shen Qingyun stood up and said, "Brother Liu, Brother Liu, let's sit down and drink slowly."

"That's not good, hiccup..." Brother Liu's face was flushed, his eyes were like stars, and his spirits were high. He patted Brother Shen's shoulder and said, "In the future, if something like this happens, tell me first...hiccup, tell me!"

Brother Liu, are you still addicted?
Before Shen Qingyun could speak, Du Kui and Tuoba Tian both raised their hands.

"Let's cooperate!"

Du Kui, show your usual arrogance and don't be easily convinced by Brother Liu!

As if she had heard Shen Qingyun's thoughts, Du Kui said with a sweet smile: "Let's put it this way, Brother Shen, you don't know, this kind of thing is really addictive."

As he was speaking, Tuoba Qian scratched his head and returned in confusion.

As soon as he landed on the stool, Du Kui frowned and asked, "Have you washed your hands?"

“Why do you need to wash your hands?”

"You don't wash your hands after you poop?"

“I didn’t pull it at all.”

"Lies after lies..."

"I find it strange," Tuoba Qian glanced at the untouched egg fried rice on the stone table, then looked at Liu Gaosheng, "Brother Liu, did you take the wrong egg?"

Liu Gaosheng burped, smiled arrogantly, and disdained to explain.

Upon seeing this, Tuoba Tian suddenly realized what had happened and slapped his brother on the back of the head.

"You think Brother Liu is on the first floor, but actually Brother Liu is on the third floor. If we really give him the defective egg, wouldn't it make Brother Liu look small-minded?"

"Oh, I understand," Tuoba Qian quickly gave a thumbs up, "So Brother Liu made us have diarrhea to build momentum, brilliant!"

Shen Qingyun was shocked when he heard this.

"Brother Liu, do you count ten steps at a time?"

Liu Gaosheng waved his hands lazily: "I don't usually encounter anything that I care about."

"Brother Liu, you are the one!"

"He plays around in the world on weekdays, but when something bad happens, he turns the tables. My admiration for Brother Liu is so great..."

"Tuoba Tian, please stop admiring me. Liu Gaosheng, let me ask you, where did you steal this cooking skill from?"

……

The five of them drank for more than an hour before the drinking party finally came to an end.

Shen Qingyun can still walk.

Du Kui still knew that he had to pee while standing, and he was conscious.

The Tuoba brothers hugged each other and bit each other, the scene was horrible.

"Du Kui, did you piss yourself?"

"What a joke, my peeing can make you... burp, see?"

Du Kui is right!

Shen Qingyun nodded repeatedly.

"If you want to see it, let Shen, Brother Shen see it..."

hiss!
Du Kui is right!

Liu Gaosheng looked at Shen Qingyun.

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said, "Brother Liu, please stay. I just called Qian Xingzhe and he will ensure that everyone will be sent back home."

After helping the three children onto the carriage, Shen Qingyun waved goodbye to Liu Gaosheng.

"Brother Shen, see you tomorrow."

"Brother Liu, take a good rest..."

Liu Gaosheng watched them for a while, and posed enough before he sneered, looked up at the sky, pouted his lips, and shook his head, as if he thought the sky was too low and not high enough for him to stretch his arms and body.

Just about to turn around...

A white shadow flashed by the corner of my eye.

Chua!

Liu Gaosheng turned around quickly and was on guard.

"Who is it...eh? Bai..."

Bai Xiaolian walked over with a smile on her face, and said, "Fellow Daoist Liu, I am honored."

Liu Gaosheng subconsciously looked back, his mouth opened, wanting to call out "Brother Shen..."

"No need to look," Bai Xiaolian said softly, "Xiaolian is here to find Liu Gaosheng."

"Well," Liu Gaosheng said stiffly, "Liu Gaosheng wants to tell you... Brother Shen is gone, Buji Lane is in Chongmingfang..."

Bai Xiaolian smiled and swiped her fingers, and the world became quiet.

In the boudoir, the two looked at each other.

"Don't be nervous, Elder Hua. It's just a soundproof array..."

"Master, I'm not nervous."

"Then can you let go?"

Elder Hua quickly let go of his hand.

Qiu Bei shook his right hand and smiled faintly: "I'm afraid I'm going to use Qingyun to threaten your Gaosheng."

"This woman..." Elder Hua slammed the table and stood up, "Can Lan Lanjian do whatever she wants?"

"Calm down," Qiu Bei stroked his hand for a while, and said thoughtfully, "She may have something to ask for, let's wait and see."

"Master, I, I can't see..."

"I have something to say to you... Liu Gaosheng, it's not impossible for me to leave, but there is one thing you must promise me."

Elder Hua asked nervously, "What's the matter?"

Qiu Bei paused: "Bai Xiaolian, what's the matter? Bai Xiaolian asked, do you know about the phoenix? Liu Gaosheng jumped back in shock... Oh, his eyes widened..."

"Master, just tell me the content. I can see the movements..."

The main gate of Liu Mansion.

Liu Gaosheng stared at Bai Xiaolian in shock.

Bai Xiaolian squinted her eyes and looked at him.

In her eyes, Liu Gaosheng clearly had an expression that said, "Oh my god, such a big secret has been discovered by you."

"With this expression, you definitely can't fake it!"

She simply couldn't help herself, her heartbeat quickened and her tone became more measured.

"Tell me what you want. If you can satisfy me, I will leave Qinwu immediately."

Liu Gaosheng shuddered and felt that he had been stripped naked, leaving only a hip armor.

"Hey, what phoenix? I don't..."

"Liu Gaosheng, think it over carefully. Maybe I, Bai Xiaolian, cannot impress Shen Qingyun, but there is more than one Bai Xiaolian in Lan Lanjian..."

“Don’t…” Liu Gaosheng gritted his teeth, “I… Luan bird… Hey! It’s okay if I look like a person!”

This time it was Bai Xiaolian's turn to gasp.

"I saw Shen Qingyun riding a phoenix with my own eyes, but is Liu Gaosheng also so close to the phoenix?"

If you think about it carefully, it is consistent with Master's inference about the two saints Qin and Wu.

"Master is still quite capable..."

With two pieces of evidence, Bai Xiaolian became even more excited.

"Perhaps these two phoenixes came just for you two!"

If so, Qin Wudang will prosper!

"And this can really be proven based on Qin Wu's current development trend!"

The Immortal Market, the hypermarket, the Ten Directions Alliance, and the core disciples of the Dan Sect all gave him face...

As she thought about it, Bai Xiaolian's body trembled slightly.

She took a deep breath and said calmly, "So that baby phoenix is Shen Qingyun's?"

"What baby phoenix?"

"The one in the diaper."

Woman, you are playing with fire!

Liu Gaosheng was shocked and angry. His lips moved as if he was cursing something, and finally he nodded heavily.

"So that adult bird," Bai Xiaolian said with a smile, "is your...mount?"

In the boudoir, Qiu Bei and Elder Hua were stunned.

"Father, please forgive me for being unfilial!"

Liu Gaosheng bit his cheek and said, "Yeah!"

"Is it up to you?"

Liu Gaosheng was desperate and asked, "Does your mount... listen to you?"

"That's easy," Bai Xiaolian took a few deep breaths and bowed, "Please introduce me to someone, Brother Liu. I will definitely reward you handsomely!"

"Recommend? What do you mean?"

"The Luan bird family is rare. If we can form a good relationship with them..."

Liu Gaosheng said hurriedly: "You are overthinking this. Just because you can see the phoenix does not mean that the phoenix wants to see you, just like you and Brother Shen..."

Bai Xiaolian narrowed her eyes: "Daoyou, there is no need for comparison."

"Yeah, yeah," Liu Gaosheng nodded, "but that's the logic..."

Yeah, that's troublesome.

Bai Xiaolian suddenly felt discouraged.

Giving up Shen Qingyun was a last resort.

But she really didn't want to give up the opportunity to catch the phoenix bird that was within her reach.

"Fellow Daoist Liu, that's not going to work. If I can't have a good relationship with the phoenix, how can I bear to leave? Do you understand Xiaolian's feelings?"

I don't understand a thing!
"How about I take off my hip armor and turn her into a grown-up phoenix?"

Liu Gaosheng was just thinking about it when Bai Xiaolian spoke again.

"That's it. Last time I saw Shen Qingyun riding a phoenix bird, why don't you let me have a taste of my wish, Brother Liu?"

"Hahaha, Bai Xiaolian, what are you kidding..."

"If this doesn't work, then... Xiaolian, goodbye!" "Wait a minute!" Liu Gaosheng stood there, his teeth clenched, and said after a long while, "Just... riding? No other intentions?"

Bai Xiaolian said sternly: "I am not a person who pushes the envelope. If I don't really need this opportunity... If you are worried, I am willing to swear an oath..."

"That's not necessary," Liu Gaosheng took a deep breath and said very seriously, "I... will try my best to persuade you, but if this matter gets out..."

"I guarantee that no third person will know about this!"

When the two men reached a deal, Shen Qingyun also entered the shop.

You don't even need to ask, there's a strong smell of pork waists coming from the kitchen of the shop.

"I don't want to ask other questions," Shen Qingyun wondered, "Brother Liu, did you learn by pointing at the kidneys?"

A group of chefs nodded hurriedly.

"Boss, that's right!"

"This is definitely a slut..."

"Boss, is he coming or not? If not, what are we going to do with this little 200-pound kidney?"

……

Shen Qingyun glanced at the corner and saw two baskets of pork kidneys and three large pots of rabbit kidneys.

"The pork kidneys are your allowance. As for the rabbit kidneys..."

A quarter of an hour later, Shen Qingyun left with a burp.

The shop also has a new dish: cold rabbit kidneys.

Shen House.

"Hey, Sister Baiyi," Shen Qingyun said happily while chewing a big apple, "Uncle Zhou went to bed early, so Sister Baiyi took over?"

Baiyi smiled, quickly cleaned up, wiped her hands with her apron and said, "Master, Baiyi wants to report..."

Shen Qingyun's face turned serious: "Who are you telling?"

"Uncle Zhou!"

"What's wrong with him?"

"He returned to the room just before the young master came back..."

"I'll criticize him tomorrow," Shen Qingyun encouraged. "Sister Baiyi, keep an eye on Uncle Zhou and pay attention to his condition. If there's anything unusual, tell me immediately."

"Okay, Master. Walk slowly, Master!"

Seeing that the young master went to the main hall to accompany his wife, Baiyi smiled and returned to his own little room.

When the little hand flipped, a book that was neither paper nor cover appeared. It read - Young Master's Food Record, Animals in Parentheses, Volume 2.

“Rabbit waist, rabbit waist…ah, I found it!”

"No," Zhou Bo appeared in a flash and shook his head seriously, "You didn't find it!"

Baiyi was puzzled.

Zhou Bo pointed at the row of animals that Bai Yi was pointing at and sighed, "These rabbit waists are only suitable for Liu Gaosheng to eat."

Baiyi was stunned and looked down at the introduction.

"Longyang rabbits are rare and live deep in the Congyang grasslands. They are unrestrained and their meat is attractive to butterflies, especially their waists. Those who eat them..."

Baiyi closed the book with a snap, and Xiaolian's face turned red.

"That is to say, if the young master eats it..."

"Let me put it this way," Zhou Bo sighed, "If Liu Gaosheng could eat for a little over a hundred years, his charm would be almost as great as that of the young master."

"Oh."

Baiyi suddenly lost interest.

Zhou Bo thought for a moment and said, "Congyang Grassland is not too far away."

Bai Yi was shocked and said, "Uncle Zhou, you..."

"Brothers, we share happiness and difficulties..." Zhou Bo's voice was getting farther and farther away, "Good brother Liu Gaosheng, what's wrong with helping the young master to attract some firepower?"

Bai Yi was speechless, and the next moment he was busy transmitting the message.

"Uncle Zhou, the young master has many brothers!"

When Zhou Bo heard this, he staggered and almost fell.

"Women are still cruel enough..."

With a sigh, he flicked his whip and disappeared completely.

The next day.

Liu Gaosheng was sleeping soundly, his mouth moving bigger and smaller.

Suddenly, his nose twitched, as if he smelled a strange smell. His brows furrowed and his eyes opened.

"What's that smell, so pungent..."

After sniffing a few more times, he finally smelled the stench coming from the mouth.

"Oh my god, this is too strong!"

He quickly got up and rinsed his mouth. Halfway through, he thought of Bai Xiaolian and suddenly felt a pain in his balls again.

"Fuck you, I'm a father...Brother Shen, if you betray me in the future, I will never forgive you!"

He gulped his mouth, took a deep breath, and walked towards his father's room with a fearless step.

"Sister Ge, where is my father?"

Sister Ge didn't dare to speak, and glanced up at the sky.

Liu Gaosheng understood immediately and said angrily: "If it weren't for my dad, he would have come home late at night and gone for morning exercises so early."

As he was speaking, a phoenix suddenly appeared on the paulownia tree in the courtyard.

Liu Feihuang was too lazy to transform back into his original form, and cursed: "Your father is so hardworking, and look at you, living a life of drunkenness and dreams..."

"Dad, I drank with Brother Shen yesterday."

Liu Feihuang paused, then scolded: "Look at you, you only know how to drink, and you don't even bother to find some beauties, how can you be a good host!"

Liu Gaosheng stared.

Dad, if you say that, I won’t feel any guilt at all!

"What's the matter with me?"

"Uh, I have a friend who wants to ride a phoenix..."

Liu Feihuang felt as if struck by lightning, but it was obvious that lightning could not suppress his raging rage.

"Bring me the house rules!"

"Dad, what is this? It's just the family rules..."

"I'll beat you to death, you unfilial son. Can you ride a phoenix? If you have the guts, learn the Disha Kunpeng Jue and transform yourself!"

After driving his son away, Liu Feihuang transformed back into his original form in a sullen manner and asked while rinsing his mouth, "Did Master Shen come yesterday?"

Sister Ge replied respectfully: "Several colleagues of the Second Young Master are here. Master Shen... is very happy and said..."

"What else can you say?"

"He even said that he regarded Liu Mansion as his own home and wanted to live there for a long time..."

"Hahaha," Liu Feihuang laughed, put down his teacup and instructed, "Arrange a small courtyard immediately, go to the official construction office to place an order, and ask the monks to fix it up!"

"Yes, sir!"

As soon as Sister Ge left, Liu Feihuang started gargling again.

"Gurgle gurgle... poof! The Disha Kunpeng Jue is probably very difficult to practice. After such a long time, none of the geniuses in the Law Department have learned it..."

So putting aside talent, the path of cultivation still depends more on foundation!

After a while of Versailles, he gradually hesitated.

"If it really doesn't work, can you ask my brother to give Gao Sheng some special treatment?"

Just as I was thinking about it, the sound of flapping wings was heard.

Looking up, Liu Feihuang was surprised and delighted: "Speak of brother, and brother will be here!"

air.

Liu Gaosheng grabbed the "paradise wood" and slowly flew towards the Liu Mansion.

"My dear Gao Sheng, what is the meaning of this action?"

"I'll tell you when I think of it."

"what?"

Liu Gaosheng laughed and said, "Senior, please feel free to make a guess."

San Xi San Ren nodded and smiled, "I see, my friend is trying to develop a tacit understanding with me."

"Senior guessed it right!"

"Putong wood" landed.

The baby phoenix fell on the wood.

Before Liu Feihuang even came close, he bowed to greet him.

"Brother!"

"I have a friend who wants to ride a phoenix..."

Liu Feihuang stared.

"But the Luan bird clan is so noble!"

Liu Feihuang agreed deeply: "Brother, what you said is absolutely right."

"So... would you be willing to do it for me?"

Liu Feihuang glared: "Brother, do you really have to ride it?"

The next day.

Arena.

Today's highlight.

Huo Xiu arrived early, ready to see how his adopted son would turn the tide.

I haven't seen Turning Point yet.

"One couple eats garlic, and the other wears a mask..." Huo Xiu pointed at the three Du Kui people, "What do you mean?"

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Sir, these are all ways to cleanse your mouth. I ate too much kidney at Brother Liu's house yesterday."

"Kidney?" Huo Xiu was still wondering about the kidney, and stared at Shen Qingyun and sniffed, "Why don't you have any?"

"I am also curious," Shen Qingyun said, holding a plate of cold rabbit kidneys in his hand. "I went to the store last night and bought two kilograms of rabbit kidneys... Would you like to try it, sir?"

When Liu Gaosheng arrived, he saw everyone from the Law Department eating rabbit kidneys, one after another, without spitting out the skin.

"Want some?" Huo Xiu asked with a smile.

Thinking about the few days he had been alone in his empty room, Liu Gaosheng waved his hand and said, "Thank you, sir. I don't need it. I'll leave it to someone who needs it."

Hey!
Everyone was shocked.

“Well…” Huo Xiu said with a smile, “I will keep this to myself for now. When your spiritual sense fails to take the top spot, I will tell you who is the one who needs the rabbit waist the most!”

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Brother Liu, just do your best and don't make it too hard on yourself."

"Ha, are you making things difficult for yourself?" Liu Gaosheng said calmly, "Before, I asked him to use both hands and feet, but today... I want him to get to know Liu Jingli again!"

Just seeing Liu Gaosheng's momentum as he entered the arena, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

But on second thought, he became worried again.

"Brother Liu is going to start a big move again?"

"Sir, if you don't stop me..."

"Why stop us? If Chen Liu really takes the first place, we will have no chance to take action."

……

As they were talking, Bai Xiaolian came over.

Huo Xiu glanced at Shen Qingyun and said, "Go ahead."

Before Shen Qingyun came up, Bai Xiaolian took the lead in bowing.

"Morning, classmate Shen..."

Huo Xiu's butt slipped and he almost fell to the ground.

He turned his head and glared at Shen Qingyun again, his eyes conveying a message.