My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me
Chapter 545: I ate your car from beginning to end but never got to eat it
Chapter 545: I ate your car from beginning to end but never got to eat it
Forbidden martial arts department.
Inner prison.
What we hear are calls to actively reform ourselves and start a new life.
In his eyes, he saw his fellow prisoners in prison uniforms, marching in line.
The mountain master huddled in the corner of the fence, looking around timidly, with fear and confusion in his eyes.
"Several fellow Taoists, these fellow Taoists..."
"Report!" The Chu and Han monks in the same cell raised their hands together.
A jailer leaned forward and frowned: "What's the matter?"
Chua!
Everyone pointed at the mountain owner and shouted, "He said something bad, and he didn't report it."
"come out!"
The mountain master's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly stood up and said, "Shangguan, old... I'm new here and don't know the rules, please forgive me..."
"What nonsense!" the jailer shouted, "get out if you can!"
The mountain master felt cold all over. He lowered his head and gave Chen Liu a look that said he should be patient and that his master would be back soon, then he walked towards the prison door.
The door opens and people leave.
Chen Liu had a blank expression on his face, and did not send out his spiritual sense. He could not help but sneer in his heart.
"Little kid, you come out too."
Chen Liu looked up at the returning jailer and stood up.
After walking a distance, he heard the voice of his master.
"I'll teach Shangguan..."
"Don't talk nonsense. If I ask you your name, just tell me your name. If I ask you your gender, just tell me whether you are a man or a woman!"
"I know..."
“Just answer directly that you understand!”
"Yes...I understand."
"Name."
"Gao, Gao Qiming."
"gender."
"male."
"age."
"...two hundred and seventy-nine years old."
"Zongmen."
……
After a few questions and answers, Chen Liu also went into an interrogation room and sat down.
Considering that he was a little kid, the prison officer who was interrogating him had a much kinder expression.
After a few words of comfort, the interrogation began.
Chen Liu answered according to the template next door.
When the prison officer heard that the little kid was the runner-up in the spiritual control group for infants, he frowned slightly and stood up after a while.
"Your situation is a bit complicated. Please wait a moment. I will go and ask about the policy."
The prison officer left and Chen Liu continued to listen to the trial.
"Gao Qiming, do you know what crime you have committed?"
"Old... I don't know, but it seems to be because of the bet?"
"For the grand event of the Ten-Party Alliance, the government has not set up any betting sites, and illegal private betting is strictly prohibited. Organizers will be convicted of serious crimes, and participants will also be breaking the law."
"Old...I know I was wrong."
"Since you have admitted your guilt, it will be easy to deal with later. Why did you participate in the private lottery?"
"I thought about staying in Qinwu for a while and didn't have enough money, so I had a bad idea."
"How much is the bet?"
"Ninety-six taels... five qian and three li."
"Are there zeros and integers?"
"I...pawned all the remaining money."
"Who are you betting on?"
"My apprentice, Chen Liu."
The prison officer paused and sneered: "Chenliu's odds are fifty to one."
Gao Qiming said bitterly, "I... bet on Chen Liu to win against Liu Jingli. Liu Jingli burst into tears and knelt down to call Chen Liu "Daddy"... The odds are fifty to one."
The interrogator was silenced.
At this moment, an angry shout was heard.
"Are you kidding? He's an opponent I rarely meet. Can you just catch him?"
"Liu Jingli, we are not retaliating..."
Gao Qiming's face turned pale.
"Not only did I lose the game, but I was also retaliated against afterwards?"
He was just beginning to be horrified when Liu Jingli's voice rang out again.
"You wouldn't dare to do that even if I gave you two guts. Where is the person?"
"Please come in, Mr. Liu."
Gao Qiming didn't have to wait long before the prison door behind him opened wide.
"Where's Chen Liu?"
"If you want to reply to Liu's experience, Chen Liu is next door. This is Master Chen Liu, the master of Qiming Mountain, and also the suspect in this case..."
Liu Gaosheng walked up to Gao Qiming, glanced at him sideways, and asked the prison officer.
"What crime did he commit?"
"Participating in illegal gambling."
"Hmm..." Liu Gaosheng thought for a moment, then said to Gao Qiming, "As a teacher, you should set an example for such a good disciple. Will you change?"
Gao Qiming stood up and said, "Change it, I will definitely change it."
Liu Gaosheng waved his hand and said, "Pay the fine and go."
Gao Qiming was filled with gratitude and bowed, saying, "Thank you very much, Mr. Liu, for your magnanimity."
"Haha, thanks," Liu Gaosheng said happily, "but I accept your generosity."
The prison officer opened his mouth and quickly handed over the transcript.
"Liu Jingli, you'd better take a look."
Liu Gaosheng took a quick look and saw the last row, he stretched his neck and stared.
"Fuck it..."
Gao Qiming was in a state of panic and begged for mercy: "Liu Jinli, I, I didn't mean that..."
"I don't care what you mean!" Liu Gaosheng scolded, "I won't say anything else. You made this bet... because you are sure that Liu Jingli will cry, or because Liu Jingli needs a father. Believe it or not, I will call one over for you right now!"
"I believe it, I absolutely believe it..."
"You dare to bet on this!"
"Liu, I have absolutely no intention of disrespecting you. It's just... oh, yes, yes, it was the person who set up the odds privately who placed the bet. It has nothing to do with me..."
"lead the way!"
Seeing Liu Jingli angrily going to cause trouble for others, Gao Qiming wiped his sweat.
After a while, another prison officer came with Chen Liu.
"I just asked the law department," the prison officer said seriously, "First, considering that this is your first offense, it is excusable. Second, Qimingshan applied to participate in the sports meeting, and his attitude is worthy of recognition. So you only need to pay the fine and write a letter of guarantee, promising not to commit the offense again."
Gao Qiming nodded repeatedly as if he had been pardoned, saying, "I promise I will never do it again."
"That's good," the prison officer smiled slightly, "In addition, the Lord of the Ministry of Law also asked me to bring a message, welcoming Qimingshan to visit the Qinwu Dynasty. If you are interested in deepening exchanges..."
About a quarter of an hour later, Master and his disciples Chen Liu and a group of monks who illegally participated in private lotteries came out of the inner prison and saw the light.
"Damn, this Qin Wu is really... weird!"
"I've heard before that Qin Wu's laws are strict, and I felt it even more deeply when I entered the inner prison just now. I didn't expect... that he would be released so soon?"
"But I can understand that ignorance is not a crime. Besides... didn't you pay the fine?"
"Damn it, I wanted to bet on Chen Liu to make a small profit, but in the end..."
……
Gao Qiming's cheerful heart sank again when he heard this.
"Now I'm penniless."
As he was lamenting, a man approached.
"But the Lord of Qiming Mountain, Mr. Gao Qiming?"
"That's right, I wonder if Your Excellency..."
Du Kui smiled slightly: "I am the judge of the Law Department, Du Kui, and I specially invite you to have a chat..."
A few moments.
Ministry of Law public housing.
The master and the disciple sat down.
Du Kui serves tea.
Gao Qiming was a little reserved. He took a sip of tea and asked, "I wonder what Master Du... wants me to do?"
"I dare not give you any orders," Du Kui said with a smile, "You are the leader of a sect, and inviting you is a proper courtesy. Besides, I still need to explain to you what happened just now."
The so-called explanation is the thirty-six laws prohibiting military action and the fact that Qin Wu established the country with laws.
After listening to this, Gao Qiming felt a lot more relaxed.
"Well, to be honest," he sighed, "I have traveled to many mortal worlds, and I have seen privileges everywhere, but only this place of Qin Wu has made me look at it with new eyes."
Du Kui smiled and said, “Qin Wu is not immune to privileges, but the most important thing about power is obligations…”
As the two adults talked, Chen Liu observed silently.
He had met Du Kui before, and even remembered his words that there is no leader in the world...
"I thought he was a bohemian person, but he can be serious?"
After two cups of tea, the two adults introduced Qimingshan and Qin Wu to each other, and the topic fell on Chen Liu again.
"I didn't expect that Brother Chen Liu has such amazing talent."
"Master Du, you are too kind. Speaking of Liu'er, he is also a pitiful person."
"How?"
Gao Qiming sighed, "I traveled through the secular world several years ago and found Liu'er in a mass grave. He was less than a month old at the time and barely breathing. I spent a lot of effort to save him and brought him into the sect to practice..."
After talking about Chenliu, the topic turned to whether Qimingshan was willing to cooperate with Qin Wu, and the possibility.
"I am in awe of Qin Wu's might, how can I not want to cooperate?" Gao Qiming said ashamedly, "We are just a small sect in Qiming Mountain, I am afraid we will not be in the eyes of the Qin Wu Dynasty..."
Du Kui smiled and said, "Every inch has its own strengths and weaknesses. Qin Wu has always been committed to win-win cooperation, not bullying the weak. With profit at hand, I won't say much. After a long time of interaction, the mountain master will understand..."
After the conversation here, Du Kui introduced the master and his disciple to the Immortal Department.
"The Qinwu Forbidden Martial Arts Division's Immortal Department is specifically responsible for communicating with the sects in the Immortal Cultivation World," Du Kui introduced, "In the future, the Mountain Master can directly contact the Immortal Department."
Gao Qiming nodded repeatedly.
When the master and disciple entered the hall, they saw three monks in official robes lifting stone locks. When they asked, they found out it was some restorative exercise. Their eyelids twitched.
Is this the cultivator who was born and raised in Qinwu?
Sure enough!
"Judge Du."
"Judge Xu, let me introduce you to..."
More than an hour later, the master and disciple left the Forbidden Martial Arts Department.
Weighing the storage bag in his hand, Gao Qiming couldn't help but sigh.
"The gambling money was returned, and I had to pay a fine. But the Immortal Department also gave me 100 taels of gold notes and other small gifts..."
Putting aside this strange experience, I made a small profit throughout the process.
"Liu'er, how do you feel about Qin Wu?"
Chen Liu said calmly: "I don't feel anything."
"Alas, you are still young and don't understand," Gao Qiming sighed as he looked around, "In time, this area will have another giant monster."
Chen Liu sneered in his heart, turned his head to look at the Forbidden Martial Arts Department, a hint of doubt flashed across his eyes.
"That's it?"
The words fell.
The master and the apprentice turned the corner.
The Forbidden Weapons Department disappeared.
A bird fell from the sky.
The bird died hard.
There was a look of disdain and vicissitude in Chen Liu's eyes.
Forbidden martial arts department.
The commander's official residence. Shen Qingyun was browsing through the book word by word.
Whether it was the notes of the master and apprentice in Chenliu, or the conversations with Du Kui and the immortal department, every word was remembered clearly.
Huo Xiu thought about taking a look and following Xiao Shen's train of thought, but after taking a look at Liu Gaosheng crying and calling for his dad, he lost interest.
"My role as a foster father is really dangerous..."
Pressing down his thoughts, he asked, "What can you see?"
"My Lord, please look," Shen Qingyun pointed at a line of paper, "I was abandoned in Chenliu before I was a month old, and I narrowly escaped death..."
After Huo Xiu finished reading it, he asked in confusion: "So what?"
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "This kind of character is obviously a big shot in the future."
"Xiao Shen," Huo Xiu said sincerely, "given our relationship, there's no need to keep us in suspense, right?"
No, sir, I have made it so obvious...
Shen Qingyun was slightly stunned, and hurriedly said: "Sir, what I mean is, isn't this kind of person similar to Qingtian?"
Huo Xiu suddenly realized: "Are you...proving evidence?"
"It's not that I'm doing it on purpose," Shen Qingyun raised the copy of the paper in his hand, "I'm not afraid of having too little information, I'm afraid of having no information. I can tell something from these conversations."
"Is this your intention in setting up this game?"
Shen Qingyun smiled bitterly and said, "Sir, the distinguished guest has given such instructions, so I dare not act recklessly. I am very satisfied with this achievement."
Huo Xiu stroked it and couldn't help sweating. He said angrily: "He is bold but careful. It seems deliberate, but in fact he is taking an unconventional approach. He can not only find out information, but also confuse the enemy..."
"Sir, please take a look. This Chen Liu likes to play chess."
"People with a lot of ideas like it."
"Sir, Brother Lu likes it too."
"Hahaha, that lousy chess player of his, I'll make him do both his hands and feet!"
"what?"
"Don't believe me? Bring me the chessboard!"
……
After having lunch at the Forbidden Martial Arts Department, the group headed to the competition venue again.
In addition to the office gymnastics competition in the afternoon, the competition of 100 arts of cultivation also kicked off.
"Brother Lu, are you sure today?"
Lu Buxian said calmly, "I've been busy with official duties, and I haven't played for a long time. I played a few games at home a few days ago, and I think I got back to the feeling."
Liu Gaosheng immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "I can tell from what Lu Chenshi said that he is an expert."
Tuoba Qian quickly responded: "Brother Liu, what do you mean by that?"
"Only short people talk about skills," Liu Gaosheng said calmly, "experts talk about feelings."
"Ah, isn't Lu Chenshi's chess skill the best in the Forbidden Martial Arts Division?"
"What do you mean by 'maybe'? Is there any doubt about this?"
……
You two are not embarrassed!
Shen Qingyun touched his nose and saw that Lu Buxian was not embarrassed, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
Lu Buxian waved his hand and said with a smile: "If we talk about the first place, it must be you, sir."
Liu Gaosheng asked in surprise, "Did Lu Chenshi play chess with you, sir?"
"I was just trying to have fun in the midst of hardship before," Lü Buxian sighed, "It was all blind chess, and I never won anyway."
hiss!
Everyone in the car was shocked.
Especially Shen Qingyun, his little face turned green.
"Haha, look how scared our Brother Shen is," Liu Gaosheng clapped his hands happily, "I guess Brother Shen has also had a fight with adults?"
Lu Buxian asked curiously: "Xiao Shen?"
Shen Qingyun said stiffly, "I won't talk about this anymore. It will hurt our feelings."
The children burst into laughter.
Shen Qingyun wiped his sweat secretly and started ranking in his mind.
"In terms of chess skills, Xue, the guardian of the Guardian Team, has repeatedly beaten me by a narrow margin, and I just... let you win two chariots, and you were killed by the Huihui Cannon, the Wocao Horse, and the Two Ghosts Knocking at the Door..."
I haven't had any sparring with Brother Lu yet.
"But according to what the adults said, let's use our hands and feet..."
Our brother Lu’s chess skills... Oh no, that’s too superficial. It should be the feeling of our brother Lu playing chess!
"I'm afraid it's not a good feeling!"
The more Shen Qingyun thought about it, the heavier his heart became.
"Although the possibility of Brother Lu pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger is getting smaller and smaller, but..."
There is no need to analyze it. Just by looking at Lu Buxian's shining eyes, he knew that Brother Lu was interested in this trip...
"It is full of confidence and courage to kill gods and Buddhas!"
Should I choose to believe Brother Lu?
Until the competition, Shen Qingyun had not made up his mind.
"Alright," Lu Buxian was the first to get off the car, "You guys should compete in your own matches, and don't come to watch me. It's just a knockout round, there's no point in watching it. If you want to watch, at least the top 32 will do."
I understand. The top 32 players must come to cheer us on. If you don’t, you will be forced to wear the shoes that Lu Qianshi has sewn himself!
Liu Gaosheng bowed with a solemn expression.
"I won't say any blessing, as that would show that I don't trust Lu Chenshi's chess skills. I just hope that Lu Chenshi won't kill people and cause a river of blood to flow!"
Lu Buxian smiled calmly: "Of course, Qin Wu is at home, so I, as the host, must be courteous in entertaining guests."
Shen Qingyun felt heartbroken when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "Brother Lu, as the host, we should not let the guests wait anxiously. I will go with you first."
The chess competition is divided into two parts.
One game of Go and one game of chess.
"I originally planned to apply for both," Lü Buxian sighed, "but then I thought, too much is as bad as too little."
well.
"In addition to self-knowledge, Brother Lu also has a name for his second ultimate move..."
Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Brother Lu is right. Brother Tuoba would be jealous of the number of gold medals on Brother Liu's chest."
The two entered the venue chatting and laughing.
The chess competition field is very different.
There is a small house at each end of the two fields, where the contestants enter to compete.
There is a stone tablet in the center of the stadium.
The surface of the stele is a chessboard.
All the chess pieces are on it.
Looking at this scene, Shen Qingyun knew that every move made by the contestants in the hut would be displayed on the stone tablet in real time for the audience to appreciate.
"May I ask, fellow Taoist, what is this thing?"
"I didn't know that... Oh, it turns out to be Fellow Daoist Qin Wu, no wonder," an elegant monk stroked his beard and introduced, "This item is called Aiqiyi, and monks always have it. It can be used to play chess remotely, and it also supports remote betting."
So advanced?
“Do you want to buy a monthly pass?”
"what?"
“Ad-free?”
"..."
“Do you support off-site help, telephone help, and help from relatives and friends?”
"..."
After asking the elegant monk a lot of questions, Shen Qingyun ran to the other side.
After waiting for a long time, he didn't see Lu Buxian's opponent. Finally, the referee came out and shouted to start.
"Hey, is it starting now?"
Shen Qingyun was nervous and stared at Aiqiyi, only to see the players' information slowly appearing on it.
"The red player is Lü Buxian from the Forbidden Martial Arts Division, and the black player is Wang Buliu from the Guixu Sect!"
hiss!
The king doesn’t stay!
"Just by listening to the name, he might be the expert second only to me!"
As his heart beat faster, he saw the red chess piece move up.
Shen Qingyun's eyes widened.
"This... Did Brother Lu see an enemy that we can't see?"
Not to mention him, the cultivators watching the battle around him gasped.
"What do you mean?"
"I didn't understand anything else. I only saw that this Lu Buxian was unfathomable."
"Eh... Lu Buxian? Could it be the Lu Buxian I've heard of?"
"Fellow Daoist, can you introduce me to him?"
"If that's true, then he is truly an incredible talent, and everyone in Motianfang City knows him!"
……
Perhaps because he was confused or because he heard the discussions of the other cultivators, Wang Buliu, who was holding the black chess piece, did not dare to move for a long time, fearing that he would be attacked by Lu Buxian.
"Warning once, contestant Wang Buliu has exceeded the time limit!"
As soon as the referee finished speaking, the black chess piece took the lead.
As soon as it was placed, the red chess piece's cannon flew over the mountains and hit the black chess piece's horse.
"Brother Lu is so murderous!"
Shen Qingyun took a breath of cold air.
Wang Bulu was stunned again, and almost ran out of time before he hesitated and turned his chariot to be hit by the cannon.
"You lousy chess player, Wang Buliu!"
"Is this something that needs to be considered?"
"Don't say that. If it were me, I would also have to think about it for a while..."
……
The game was fierce and the battle was thrilling.
A quarter of an hour later, Shen Qingyun's clothes were soaked.
"I don't understand. I don't understand at all!"
This quarter of an hour was all he saw with his own eyes...
Black had more than twenty chances to kill the game.
The red chess player also has a dozen or so opportunities to decide the outcome with one move.
"As a result, both sides gave up their killing moves at the same time, and Tianma Xingkong spared the other's life..."
Looking up again, Aiqi was in a state of panic. The red chess piece had two bottom pawns, a horse and a general left, while the black chess piece had a chariot and a general.
Before Shen Qingyun could figure out how the red chess player could win, the monks around him started shouting.
"It's a tie!"
"It will be a draw for the next ten thousand years!"
"Not necessarily. Two bad chess players might be able to decide the winner."
……
Is that it?
Shen Qingyun was just wondering when the referee spoke, and there seemed to be some silence in his voice.
"This match is a draw, and the players are out!"
Really got together?
Shen Qingyun stared in confusion, but also breathed a sigh of relief.
"Brother Lu is also amazing..."
So, the adults let me do it before lunch?
Just as he was thinking about it, the monk who was watching the battle came cursing and prepared to leave.
"waste time!"
"My dog is better than them..."
"This grouping is interesting, we are evenly matched..."
"Hey, don't go yet. I want to take a look at these two lousy chess players!"
……
What do you mean your dog is better than my brother Lu?
"If you can, bring it here so I can taste how salty it is!"
Shen Qingyun was standing up for his brother Lu. A woman came out of the small house over there, shaking her head and sighing as she walked.
"Too amazing! The best master I've ever met in my life!"
Lü Buxian just walked out, and upon hearing this he chuckled, and said with a salutation: "Looking for a soulmate in the mountains and flowing waters, Buxian has just realized today that there are great talents in the world of cultivation, and the famous kings will not keep them."
"I am ashamed to say that Brother Lu is indeed one step ahead of me, especially when he moved the general at the beginning of the game, it was like a blow to the head!"
"Brother Wang, you are too modest. I ate your car from beginning to end but never got to eat it. It really is a car. It runs very fast."
Seeing that some monks had vomited and the referee was busy chasing two of them away, Shen Qingyun hurried forward.
"Brother Lu worked hard. This game made me sweat a lot. It was really...enjoyable!"
Lü Buxian watched Wang Buluo leave with reluctance in his eyes, and sighed, "The world of immortal cultivation is truly full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers. I regret not having met this person 20 years earlier!"
Twenty years?
Shen Qingyun looked at Wang Bulliu's back, which was less than four feet tall. With his low emotional intelligence, he chose to remain silent.
(End of this chapter)
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