My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

"Qingyun, come out and practice swordplay."

"Dad, I'm not in the mood today, tomorrow..."

"Well……"

Seeing that his father was not satisfied and left unhappily, Shen Qingyun touched his nose, turned his head and looked at himself in the bronze mirror.

This is a face that makes me want to smile even when I see it.

Realizing that something was wrong, he slowly straightened his face and pretended to be serious.

"I've been waiting for six days, just for an opportunity. I want to fight for it. I don't want to prove myself, I just want to tell others..."

The bigwigs in the Shen family were stunned.

"Husband, what is Qingyun going to do today?"

"Oh my god, Boss, the young master has never been so serious!"

"Uncle Zhou, I want to help the young master!"

"You are done now. You have just removed the reverse scale. It is important not to let the young master find out. If you want to help... it should be this old servant who is going to help!"

……

Yun Potian's mind worked faster than a sword cultivator's flying ability.

"Qingyun is good at planning, especially long-term planning, but..."

From the time Shen Qingyun entered the Forbidden Martial Arts Division last year to now, he has looked into everything from beginning to end, and has not found any situation worthy of his grandson's attention.

"Is there something I can't discover..."

Just thinking about it.

Shen Qingyun in front of the bronze mirror slowly raised his hand and clenched his fist in the air.

"I must get back what I lost!"

The big guys thought about it, and then they staggered as if struck by lightning. After they stood firm, they all groaned and went about their own business.

After encouraging himself, Shen Qingyun turned around and walked away, his steps carrying a bit of majesty.

Just as he reached the door, he paused, then ran back to the bronze mirror.

This time the seriousness on his face seemed a bit artificial.

"For the Ministry of Law!"

You don't just need to cheer yourself up.

On the way to the yamen, Shen Qingyun went into a small shop, picked up three food boxes and rushed to the Forbidden Martial Arts Department.

Ministry of Law.

Not only Liu Gaosheng and his colleagues, but also colleagues from the town department and the immortal department, and even Liu Qian from the horse supervisor, came to cheer and encourage.

"Brother Liu, Judge Du, Brother Tuoba, you are the only ones left in the Forbidden Martial Arts Division!"

"We must bring the leader back!"

"I have warmed up the wine and killed seven donkeys. I am just waiting for you gentlemen to return in triumph!"

……

Outside the public housing.

"Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground..."

Shen Qingyun looked down at the three food boxes in his hands, then put them into the storage bag.

"Everyone..."

"Ah, Brother Shen is here!"

"Brother Shen, you seem to be in high spirits today. I'm afraid your cultivation has improved?"

"It has nothing to do with cultivation. This shows that Brother Shen is confident about today's final!"

……

Shen Qingyun hurriedly pressed his hands and saluted Pangbo first, then said seriously: "The sports meeting is an exchange activity of the Ten-Party Alliance to promote friendship. As the saying goes, friendship comes first, competition comes second..."

As everyone listened, they couldn't help but look at Liu Gaosheng and the others.

Shen Qingyun attached great importance to the news about the champion of the gymnastics competition, which was spread by these brothers.

Liu Gaosheng touched his nose and said with a smile: "Brother Shen, there are no outsiders here..."

Oh, I understand!
Everyone understood, smiled meaningfully, and bowed to Shen Qingyun.

"Brother Shen is always steady in his work!"

"admire!"

"Even at home, you are so careful about your influence..."

"I remember what Brother Shen said before: diplomacy is no small matter, and it's true!"

……

Shen Qingyun was extremely embarrassed. Pang Bo, upon seeing this, burst into laughter and walked up to pat Shen Qingyun on the shoulder.

"Qingyun, kill the Ministry of Rites and defeat Shen Lao Er!"

Today, the final of the adult gymnastics team competition was held between the Ministry of Rites and the Ministry of Law.

When they arrived at the sports venue, they were so crowded that Shen Qingyun was shocked.

"It feels like the number of people has doubled, and there are more?"

Du Kui glanced around and said, "I'm afraid there's more."

"How strange! The sports meet is almost over, but the enthusiasm is rising instead of falling?" Shen Qingyun looked around curiously and suddenly shouted, "Elder Wang, Elder Wang..."

The elder of the Beast Clan and the prosecutor of the Tianzhen government office, Wang Ziqin, heard the sound and looked back, then trotted over.

"My dear Shen, what do you want me to do?"

Mr. Shen? Your subordinate?

The children looked at Wang Ziqin suspiciously.

Only Shen Qingyun understood that Elder Wang's misplaced title was a reflection of his great wisdom.

"First he talked about our personal friendship, then he called himself a subordinate. If I had any difficult matters, would I still have the nerve to go to him?"

Shen Qingyun secretly admired him, and after returning the gift, he asked, "Why did the number of spectators increase so dramatically today?"

Upon hearing about such trivial matters, Prince Qin breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Let little friend Shen know that the Spirit Boat Posthouse planned by the Immortal Department, the Imperial Horse Administration and the Heavenly Punishment Office opened this morning and business is booming..."

"Wow," Shen Qingyun said in surprise, "From the Twelve States?"

"That's right," Prince Qin sighed, "It's expensive, but we're just curious, and there aren't enough spirit boats."

"I see. Thank you, Elder Wang, for clearing up my confusion."

Prince Qin was very polite, then he cupped his hands and said with a smile: "I wish you a successful start today and defeat Shen Lao Er!"

Has my second uncle provoked public outrage?
Shen Qingyun laughed and turned his head to see Liu Gaosheng unhappy.

"Brother Liu, what's wrong?"

"The competition is the competition," Liu Gaosheng cursed, "How did you defeat my second uncle?"

After hearing such fierce words, Du Kui and his companions scattered in all directions.

After my grandfather, my second uncle also...

Shen Qingyun even wanted to run away.

"But Brother Liu's tyranny of helping his relatives but not others is really irresistible."

He gave a thumbs-up.

"Brother Liu is right. We have to look at the problem dialectically. Although my second uncle is charming, does that prevent him from being my second uncle?"

"Brother Shen is right..." Liu Gaosheng nodded repeatedly, then frowned for a moment, "It sounds like Brother Shen's words don't sound good?"

"How is that possible?" Shen Qingyun quickly grabbed Liu Gaosheng and said, "The game is about to start, hurry over, Brother Liu, I have time to talk to you."

"Yes, yes, yes, Brother Shen still understands me!"

far away.

Qin Moju and Huo Xiu wiped their sweat after hearing this.

"My Ministry of Rites."

"Your Majesty, I think this has nothing to do with the Ministry of Rites, but rather that Shen Weihu..."

"Hmm?" Qin Moju's eyebrows jumped, "Does the old man have any opinion on Shen Weihu?"

Why did this blame fall to me?

Huo Xiu didn't dare to say that he had no objection, but he was not sure whether His Majesty really had any objection to Shen Weihu.

"Well, Your Majesty, I have no opinion. I just think that Shen Weihu is so capable. If he is placed in the Ministry of Rites, isn't it a bit..."

"Something?"

“Overkill.”

Qin Moju narrowed his eyes in satisfaction: "I feel the same way, but...how should I arrange it?"

Huo Xiu then realized where His Majesty's sword was pointing.

"Your Majesty, if the reform of the Forbidden Martial Arts Department goes smoothly, it should also be responsible for foreign affairs. If we can get help from a tiger like Shen Weihu... a tiger general, I'm afraid it won't take long to open up the situation."

Hahaha……

Qin Moju was satisfied in his heart, but he kept something to say.

"Let's discuss this later. Let's see whether Shen Weihu is fierce enough or Shen Xingxing is strong enough in this final."

On the stage.

"Haha, Qingyun!"

"Haha, second uncle!"

“I never thought that my uncle and nephew would compete on the same stage one day.”

"No, no, I'm here to learn from my uncle."

"You are too modest. Everyone knows that gymnastics originated from the Forbidden Martial Arts Division. In this battle, I hope Qingyun will show mercy."

"Friendship comes first, competition comes second. It is our great honor to be able to communicate with all the wise men in the Ministry of Rites."

……

After the uncle and nephew finished speaking, they smiled, bowed, and turned around and raised their lips.

Liu Gaosheng was so amused that he leaned close to Du Kui and whispered, "This uncle and nephew are really interesting."

"Envy?" Du Kui sneered, "My third uncle and I are like this on weekdays."

Liu Gaosheng said gently: "Du Kui, you must not have a brother."

"Why, you want to introduce your brother to me?"

Such Duque!

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered.

Liu Gaosheng's forehead was covered with sweat. He bowed his hands in admitting defeat and ran to find Shen Qingyun.

"Brother Shen, Du Kui wants me to introduce my brother to her!"

Shen Qingyun said gently: "When talking about this kind of thing, don't call me Brother Shen."

"Brother Shen is different," Liu Gaosheng sighed, "I'm afraid my brother will be tempted. This Du Kui is getting more and more attractive."

Brother Liu, have you tried it?
Shen Qingyun glanced at Du Kui in front of him, quickly moved his pounding eyes away, and began to focus the sound into a line.

"Dukui is wearing makeup?"

"You just discovered it when I fucked Brother Shen?"

"Your talent..."

"The top 16 will wear makeup!"

Shen Qingyun was embarrassed and said angrily: "I can only say that Du Kui's makeup skills are ingenious... eh?"

"What happened to Brother Shen?"

Shen Qingyun clapped his hands: "We can also put on makeup."

Liu Gaosheng's face turned green: "We're going to die together?"

"Brother Liu, you misunderstood," Shen Qingyun quickly explained, "Women call it putting on makeup, while men call it grooming. Grooming makes you look more energetic and more eye-catching..."

Liu Gaosheng suddenly realized and glanced at Shen Qingyun: "Brother Shen also wants to put on makeup?"

Shen Qingyun thought for a moment and said, "Let me wash my face."

This is considered to be extremely important, Liu Gaosheng nodded heavily.

As the Ministry of Rites began to perform exercises, the members of the Ministry of Law rushed backstage.

Du Kui suddenly transformed himself into a makeup artist.

When he heard that Brother Shen only needed to wash his face, he agreed but also felt extremely contemptuous.

"You guys might as well not participate in the competition."

Tuoba Qian asked in confusion: "Why?"

"You are asking unnecessary questions," Liu Gaosheng said calmly, "What he meant is that whether we wear makeup or not will not affect the overall situation."

Duque gave a thumbs-up.

Liu Gaosheng laughed, turned around and called out, "Brother Shen!"

That's Shen Qingyun's voice coming from the small tent?
Du Kui said hurriedly: "Okay, it's just me who is the one who can do nothing about it."

"Well," Li Fei said hurriedly, "Judge Du knows that I grew this beard on orders... I just trimmed it at most."

"Then you go first!"

After Shen Qingyun finished washing his face, he came out and took a look, his eyes lit up.

Almost everyone in the Law Department became Jia Baoyu in Dream of the Red Chamber, with handsome eyebrows, red lips and white teeth.

“Haha, this time we can have the advantage just by relying on appearance, Du Kui, you are this!”

Du Kui felt very happy when he was praised by Brother Shen.

Liu Gaosheng curled his lips and said, "I just looked in the mirror and I can only say that my makeup is not as good as the one Brother Shen put on for me at Buxianmen."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Brother Liu has a preconceived notion. In terms of skills, ten of me combined are no match for Du Kui."

"Brother Shen is too modest." Du Kui giggled.

Why should I be modest about this?

Shen Qingyun touched his nose and looked outside: "Let's go and give them a little shock!"

He took the lead.

Li Fei was the rear guard.

Wang Shun was next.

"Wang Jingli, let's go."

go?
"If I go out like this, all the authority I have accumulated in the town will be lost in one day!"

Wang Shun couldn't help but turn his head and look at himself in the bronze mirror again.

Red lips and white teeth.

Handsome.

These two words, which have had nothing to do with me for decades, suddenly appeared out of the blue!
"Mr. Li, let me ask you something," he asked in a low voice while his veteran colleague from the Law Department left the tent, "was this the Law Department's style of doing things before I came here?"

Li Fei asked in confusion: "Style? What kind?"

"Just..." Wang Shun smiled, "Just pretend I didn't ask. Let's go."

Just walking from the tent to the outside, Wang Shun's calves were shaking.

Taking a quick glance, he found that there were seven or eight pairs of eyes on him.

Even though he quickly looked away, his heart was still pounding. "How embarrassing!"

There is no way, my superior has ordered...

"I can only go through this with gritted teeth!"

Wang Shun took a deep breath, filled his face with the air, then hunched over, blurring his own existence.

Shen Qingyun turned around and shouted, "Everyone, hold your head high and chest high, walk in unison, and walk out with the spirit of the Forbidden Martial Arts Division!"

Wang Shun puffed out his chest in anger when he heard this.

As he thrust forward, he felt several gazes piercing him.

Everyone returned and Shen Qingyun looked up. The etiquette department's aerobics had just finished and the five judges were giving scores.

"Wow, three ten points, two nine points?" Liu Gaosheng glared angrily, "With their level, can they get ten points? Three?"

Shen Qingyun also felt the pressure.

Because this score was his final score in the individual finals.

"All the judges are the same. I only got 48 points for dancing like that!"

But looking through the audience, no one was seen shouting about the conspiracy.

Especially the great men walking on stilts, their faces wrinkled, while Jiang Xiaobai looked thoughtful.

"Hmm?" Shen Qingyun was inexplicably surprised, "Is he really that good?"

Just as I was wondering, the referee spoke.

"Law Department contestants, please come on stage!"

Just as Shen Qingyun was about to leave, Liu Gaosheng reminded him in a low voice: "Brother Shen, remember to raise your hand!"

This is what I invented!

Shen Qingyun puffed out his chest, raised his right hand, looked at the referee, and conveyed the meaning that this is the standard, and you can use it as a reference in the future.

The male judge curled his lips and shouted, "Twenty breaths of preparation... start!"

Music starts.

The children perked up their spirits, focused their attention, and followed Shen Qingyun, keeping on track with every move.

That’s not enough, Shen Qingyun is also bundling the sounds into lines and directing in real time.

"Wang Jingli, on the next beat, move your left foot inward an inch..."

"Wang Jingli, stimulate your Qi and blood, and grow a little taller by three centimeters. This way you will look the same height as Brother Liu, and look more even!"

"Wang Jingli..."

……

The exercise is over.

Wang's experience was like going through twelve life-and-death battles.

Because he was called twelve times.

"I don't know if I can hear what Brother Shen said to other people..."

If you can hear it, it means Brother Shen only picked me!

After Wang Shun finished the exercise, not only his lips turned red, but his whole face turned red.

Glancing at the five judges, who were frowning as they gave scores, he felt even more uneasy.

"If the performance was perfect, it wouldn't be like this..."

Is the problem with me?

Just as they were feeling nervous, the referees put down their pens and started raising their signs.

Wang Shun's heart was pounding as he waited for the judgment of fate.

The kids couldn't help but get nervous at this moment, staring at the white sign in the referee's hand.

"Nine points?"

"very!"

"very!"

"very!"

"Nine... and five points?!"

"Haha, I won!"

When Shen Qingyun saw the score of 90.5, he was scared to death, but he couldn't help but feel happy.

"The Emperor is worthy of his hard work!"

The audience cheered.

The kids jumped for joy together.

"and many more!"

The scene fell silent.

Everyone looked over and saw Shen Weihu coming back on stage with a puzzled look on his face.

"How did this Nine Five come about?"

The referee frowned and said, "We will score according to the gymnastics standards set by the Fan Guixumen Territory Sports Joint Committee. If the contestants have any doubts..."

"Of course I have doubts," Shen Weihu said confidently, "This standard was set by the Ministry of Rites, and all scores are rounded up, so where does the half point come from?"

All the kids in the Law Department started to scowl.

"Brother Shen, is our second uncle going to attack from the source?"

Brother Liu, you are so brave!
A few little sullen.

Shen Qingyun blushed and said calmly: "Anyway, we won, right?"

"That's right," Liu Gaosheng said with a chuckle, "Second Uncle was quite polite before the game, huh?"

Now you are being petty.

Complaints aside, Shen Qingyun was also curious about how the .5 was typed.

At this time, the male referee Dianwu also became the target of public criticism.

He was not nervous. He stood up and walked to the stage and stood opposite Shen Weihu.

"In the overall scoring criteria, there is an item called appearance, which is divided into several sub-items..."

Shen Weihu looked like he knew better than you.

The referee coughed lightly and said, "In other aspects, the two teams were evenly matched and both were very spirited. However, in the aspect of bravery of one of the contestants, the contestant from the Law Department got half a point more."

Shen Weihu twitched his lips and said, "Where is the extra?"

"That contestant," the referee pointed at Li Fei, "is the only one on both teams who has a beard. He embodies the word 'brave' vividly."

The scene was eerily quiet.

Everyone looked at Li Fei.

Li Fei was so panicked that he kept stroking his beard.

"Ha..." Shen Weihu laughed and pointed at Li Fei and looked at the referee, "You call that a beard? Don't you know that I..."

The referee said with regret: "It can be seen that you used to have a beard, but... who made the standard include this small item?"

"Dedede, you're awesome!"

Shen Weihu turned and left.

"Wow, my second uncle is..." Shen Qingyun was stunned, "He looks angry, but he is actually resentful..."

Where does his resentment come from?
Just as I was thinking about it, Liu Gaosheng's head came over.

"Brother Shen, I'm afraid this little item was specially prepared by Second Uncle for me, right?"

It is possible.

Shen Qingyun was stunned and asked, "But he doesn't have a beard anymore?"

"Prepared for my former self."

I understand. I understand...

Shen Qingyun also began to feel unhappy.

The next moment, he looked at Li Fei and said seriously: "Brother Fei, take good care of the bearded man in our Law Department!"

Upon hearing this, Li Fei stroked his beard with less force, but he couldn't help feeling resentful in his heart.

"It seems that it is not me who will be admitted to the Law Department, but this big bearded man of mine..."

far away.

The emperor and his ministers looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Is this okay?"

"Your Majesty, existence is reasonable, and the Law Department only wins by coincidence."

Qin Moju touched his nose and said, "As long as Shen Xingxing doesn't feel that his victory is strange, it's fine... You didn't say hello to the referee, did you?"

Huo Xiu was shocked and said, "Your Majesty, how could an old minister risk breaking the law for such a thing?"

"Haha," Qin Moju laughed, "Then I have no objection at all. Let's go."

The king and his ministers returned to the city.

Everyone is waiting for news.

"Brother Shen, the results are out," Tuoba Qian rushed back, "The leader of the senior group is Guixu Sect."

Everyone gritted their teeth in anger.

"It is indeed the Guixu Sect!"

"Damn, they look younger than the other!"

"How dare you join the senior group? You won the championship just by lying down..."

"That Tang Kuo even calls Brother Shen Junior Uncle!"

"Hey, hey, hey," Shen Qingyun said hurriedly, "Let's put things in perspective. No matter who wins the senior group, there will only be one biggest opponent in the finals this afternoon, and that's Qing Yu Fang Academy!"

Liu Gaosheng clapped his hands: "Brother Shen is right, let me say a few things..."

Shen Qingyun hurriedly took out three lunch boxes: "Sharpening the knife does not delay the chopping of wood, let's eat while we talk."

The children were busy preparing for the afternoon finals.

City of Heavenly Punishment.

Deep inside Huitong Hall.

Sanxi Sanren also has new neighbors.

"Xiaoxian Sword Sect?" Hong Xinu frowned slightly, "What is its origin?"

“Although the sect’s name is strange, it has quite a background…” After explaining the origin of the Small Immortal Sword Sect, Sanxi Sanren sighed, “In terms of strength, those nine can surpass cultivators of the same realm by half a realm.”

Hong Xinu asked in confusion: "Why would the sect from the Chu-Han Immortal Dynasty come to Qinwu?"

"He was captured."

"Captives... you don't have to sacrifice the entire sect, right?"

"That's right," Sanxi Sanren said with a mixture of laughter and tears, "So some people are probably so anxious that their mouths are full of bubbles now."

"How to say?"

San Xi San Ren hesitated for a moment and then told Shen Qingyun about his amazing move.

Hong Xi Nv glared and said, "He dares to talk nonsense about sword cultivation?"

"He is not like little friend Gao Sheng, who has me by his side all the time, so how could he know this?" San Xi San Ren sighed, thought about it and said, "But Shen Qingyun is also capable, maybe he has a solution to resolve it."

The bride laughed.

"So they went to Shen...Qingyun to ask for advice. But don't ask Shen...Qingyun about this matter. Ask Master Jia of the Yunxiu Sect if he has the ability to do it."

Do I need to ask?
San Xi was annoyed and was about to speak when his heart started beating fast.

The bride was no less embarrassed and her face turned pale.

Both of them were experienced warriors, and they escaped in an instant, with protective methods and treasures surrounding them.

When they stopped, they were already three hundred feet in the air.

He looked down.

"No movement?" Hong Xinu frowned.

San Xi San Ren's eyes were burning: "Look again."

Upon hearing this, Hong Xinu was about to take a closer look when she suddenly heard a snapping sound. She looked over again...

The main hall in the Sanxi courtyard, where the two had just chatted, split into two halves.

"Hiss, this is..."

He turned his gaze and looked towards the neighbor's yard.

In the courtyard, Dugu Xiaoyao closed his eyes, half-suspended in the air, holding a long sword in his hand.

On the surface, there is no surprise.

Just as the two were about to enter the courtyard, Dugu Xiaoyao suddenly opened his eyes and a sword flashed.

"I'm really sorry for disturbing my neighbors due to a sudden epiphany."

San Xi San Ren and Hong Xi Nu slowly turned their heads, looked at each other in horror, and swallowed their saliva.

"Sword, sword cultivation?"

"It's not a big noise. I'm afraid he has taken half a step, right?"

Because they didn't know much about sword cultivation, the two were hesitant.

But the personal experience and the scene they just witnessed made them shudder with fear again.

"It's really weird..."

Hong Xinu was in a daze for a while, and suddenly her heart ached.

"Three washes, fellow Daoist!"

"What's the matter?"

"You said this person became a sword cultivator. How is this related to... Shen Qingyun?"

Sanxi was also dumbfounded.

Yesterday, the two of them saw with their own eyes the nine people who went to look for Shen Qingyun, and they even heard some words about Zhao Keman Huying and Wu Gou Shuangxueming.

"It can't be... Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Sanxi looked up at the sky and questioned wildly, but Hongxinu took a deep breath.

"I was sure before that he couldn't go to the four major sects!"

But if he really has the talent for swordsmanship, even if he is not a cultivator but a body cultivator...

"The Human Immortal Sword Sect only recognizes whether you can become a sword cultivator!"

Hong Xinu also began to look up at the sky in a daze.

I do not know how long it has been……

"You two Taoist friends are so elegant."

The two of them came back to their senses in shock, turned their heads and saw Qiu Bei smiling, and his smile was... that's what it was.

What's going on?

Hong Xinu was just wondering, Qiu Bei waved his hand, said something and left.

"Haha, I won't bother you two anymore... Oh, by the way, there is a new play in Nanshi recently. If you have time, you can go and watch it." (End of this chapter)