My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

In addition to the humanoid self-propelled display puppet, Yang Di’s inventions in the past six months include but are not limited to various mount puppets with integrated display and sound equipment, mini caves, spirit boats, and more.

The more he watched, the more Shen Qingyun felt that Yang Di's development path had gone astray.

It’s hard to persuade.

While perfunctorily pondering, he couldn't help but ask, "These inventions are really fantastic and ingenious, but... I'm afraid they won't sell well?"

"Sales?" Yang Di, still immersed in joy, was a little stunned.

I guess there is no market for it!
"Brother Yang Di, this is just self-indulgent..."

But it doesn’t matter. If you don’t take a detour, I can’t tell you the direction to go.

Putting down the things in his mind, Shen Qingyun smiled warmly and said generously: "So what if there is no market? That's something that mediocre people don't understand. What I value is Brother Yang Di's ingenious craftsmanship. It doesn't matter whether it's a spiritual stone or not..."

"Oh, I see..." Yang Di patted his head, his expression even more excited, "Junior Brother Shen, the sales are so good, especially the humanoid self-propelled display puppet. Do you know how exaggerated it is?"

Shen Qingyun made a tactical retreat: "What, to what extent?"

"Because it's limited, it's hard to buy," Yang Di said with a beaming face, "The people behind us said we were selling it too cheap, and they directly suggested that we raise the price!"

Shen Qingyun was stunned. He glanced at the beautiful woman who was still dancing.

I totally don't get the appeal of this thing.

"Well, it seems that Senior Brother Yang Di's thinking also has an explanation."

Yang Di smiled and said, "Of course. I am where I am today thanks to your help. How can I not remember your kindness? Since you have established the Chamber of Commerce, I will definitely help it soar to the sky!"

Spiritual stones are really not important!

Shen Qingyun felt bitter in his heart, but he looked touched: "Brother Yang Di, actually there is no need..."

"Of course!" Yang Di said sincerely, "Brother Shen, don't be afraid to put pressure on me. I've found that the more pressure I have, the stronger my ability becomes!"

Shen Qingyun opened his mouth and nodded slowly.

"Since Senior Brother has said so, then... I have some immature suggestions here, Senior Brother, why not listen to them?"

County government.

The county history official's room is filled with gloom and sadness.

County Clerk Xu had not done any official business for several months. Now, looking at the pile of documents on the desk, his head was even bigger than his stomach before.

"If my Right Chief Clerk is really taken away, how will I live my life..."

Upon hearing this, Zuo Changshi, who was standing by, nodded in agreement.

The Right Chief Secretary Xiren emerged as a rising star and took over most of the power in his hands.

He didn't take it as an offense because Xiren gave him too much.

"What the county historian said is correct," he nodded seriously, "Brother Xi is the pillar of the county government, and he is also very clean. It is said that in the past few months, he has rejected bribes from his subordinates at least 200 times!"

Xu Shaoyang opened his mouth and nodded, "A model of integrity! I will sort out the materials and present them to the imperial envoy later. In addition..."

The method Shen Qingyun mentioned is indeed a method.

But the method was too complicated, and he was not sure whether ordinary people could use it, so he told others about it and asked for their opinions.

After hearing this, Zuo Changshi's eyes popped out.

"Mr. Shen's method is too..." After organizing it for a long time, he finally came up with four words, "It's murderous and heartbreaking!"

"Kill people and destroy their hearts?" Xu Shaoyang was stunned. "What do you mean?"

"My Lord County Envoy," Zuo Changshi said hurriedly, "Brother Xiren was imprisoned because of giving gifts. Now Master Shen is giving gifts to the imperial envoy. This is not only a way of treating others in their own way, but also a slap in the face. He even wants to make the imperial envoy his own man. Oh my god..."

The more he savored it, the brighter Zuo Changshi's eyes became, and his face was full of admiration.

"He has both the kingly way and the domineering way, but this kind of magnanimity and demeanor in doing things is simply unheard of. He is worthy of being Master Shen!"

Xu Shaoyang also understood it. He was shocked and frightened, but also felt happy.

"Do you think it's possible to succeed?"

Zuo Changshi thought for a moment and said, "County envoy, the key is how much you send. If you send too little, it will be a pure humiliation, but if you send a lot, it will definitely work!"

Xu Shaoyang said in a serious tone: "You must be responsible for what you say. The God of War of my Xu family has just passed away, and the successor God of War has not yet truly taken control of Beizhou County City. If there is any trouble..."

"Don't worry, County Governor," said Zuo Changshi with a sneer, "I dare to guarantee it. In fact, to be frank, the Immortal Emperor is as powerful as a prison. Why would he care about these things? They are all the people below, coveting the interests of the Wireless Chamber of Commerce."

Xu Shaoyang cursed: "At first, I went to ask them to join, but they refused. Now... they are really shameless. Then we will do as Master Shen ordered..."

"Wait a minute, County Governor," said Zuo Changshi hurriedly, "It is not appropriate for the County Government or even you, my Lord, to come forward in this matter. We have to ask someone else to handle it."

"Who do you think is suitable?"

"In my opinion, the most suitable candidate is the God of War himself."

"My sixth uncle will come forward?" Xu Shaoyang frowned. "It's not very realistic. He has been dragging his feet and has not yet gone to Yingdu to meet His Majesty. If he really meets the imperial envoy..."

Zuo Changshi smiled and said, "County Envoy, maybe this is an opportunity for the God of War."

"Why keep it a secret? Just speak out!"

Two hours later, Xu Shaoyang left in a hurry and returned to the Xu family's land.

At nightfall, Xu Laoliu, the Xu family's new god of war, went out alone and went to the place where the imperial envoy was staying.

Two hundred thousand miles east of the county seat.

The wilderness stretches like a green sea.

There was a bright light in the green sea, and when I looked closer, I saw it was a blazing bonfire.

There were a few tall and strong young men standing by the campfire.

In front of the people was a neat row of second-level spirit beasts, lying on the ground in seductive postures.

Seeing the most brutal and ruthless man who had just attacked approaching them, the spirit beasts all trembled and raised their heads, with flattery and fawning expressions all over their strange faces.

"Put away that face, I won't fall for it!" Liu Gaosheng swept through the beasts and said calmly, "Answer my question. Among you, who has the most offspring?"

All the spirit beasts were stunned for a long time, and they all looked at the spirit rat at the edge.

Smart rats are good at finding treasures. Firstly, they are gifted with extraordinary talent, and secondly, they are so damn fertile. They have offspring and descendants everywhere, and the entire wilderness is full of eyes.

I'm afraid it's coming to life!

The clever mouse was also smart. It carefully took half a step forward, raised its front paws, and chirped.

Liu Gaosheng didn't understand what he said, and cursed, "Speak human language!"

If I had this ability, would I be caught by you?

Fortunately, the clever rat could read. It bowed again and stretched out its claws to scratch on the ground.

Mai couldn't wait any longer, so he stepped forward and saw this scene. He lowered his head and glanced, saying, "Reporting to the senior, I have not yet transformed, nor have I refined my horizontal bone, so I cannot speak. Please forgive me... Liu Gaosheng, please don't embarrass it."

Liu Gaosheng rolled his eyes at Ma Yi and asked Lingshu, "Do you have the most offspring?"

"I'd like to let you know that in the entire wilderness, I, the younger generation, have millions, if not tens of millions."

million?!
The Tuoba brothers also ran over to see what was happening.

"It seems that I was right. These ruthless people want me to find something..."

The clever mouse became more energetic and started writing again.

"If you have any instructions, I will do my best..."

The rat was startled and looked up at Mai.

Liu Gaosheng and his two children also looked at Mai.

Mai looked confused.

Du Kui, who was fiddling with the bonfire, said from afar: "Go all out."

Mai scratched her toes, looked at the rat, and said in a muffled voice: "What are you looking at?"

The clever rat immediately lowered its head, and its beard trembled, just like the movement of a human pursing his lips.

"Damn, he's quite educated," Liu Gaosheng couldn't help but said, "How dare he write words that my brother doesn't know? Left and right, take out his kidneys!"

The rat was dumbfounded.

"No, at most I'll just give you a slap in the face!"

Upon hearing this, the Tuoba brothers rolled up their sleeves.

The elder brother picked up the rat's tail and left.

Tuoba Qian took out two daggers and slashed with them, sparks flying and saliva flowing.

Two screams.

The spirit beasts were trembling all over, filled with inexplicable fear.

"Weren't we going to look for treasure? How, how did we get to this point?"

"I'm afraid it's because of my literacy..."

"That's not right, everyone. With the abilities of these few people, they don't need the help of the spirit rats...hiss, what are they doing?"

"It seems to be roasted kidneys?"

"Everyone, I'm afraid we may have misunderstood something..."

"The one with the most offspring is who is the most fertile?"

"Fuck you, these ruthless people are here for sex!"

……

There are two kidneys in total, weighing three pounds, which is not enough for Ma Yi to chew twice.

Fortunately, he was self-aware and just tasted it.

Du Kui couldn't stand the smell of trouble, so he handed over his good fortune to his colleague.

Liu Gaosheng and his two sons smiled in a frivolous way. After eating a grilled kidney, they felt their backs stiffen a little.

"My goodness, you are worthy of being the master of a million children. The medicine really cures the disease."

"Brother, if you don't have time to sigh, why not eat another..."

"You're overthinking it," Liu Gaosheng picked up the second kidney and said as he ate it, "There's another row over there. Can't any of them be born?"

After hearing this, all the spirit beasts felt dizzy and fell down.

Haha too.

When the Tuoba brothers stood up, they glanced at the spirit rat lying on the ground and sobbing.

Losing two kidneys is not fatal.

Give it three to five years, or if it eats some magical food, it will grow back.

But this kind of shame that penetrated deeply into the bone marrow and brought with it pain made the spirit rat feel so uncomfortable that he wanted to die, but he also became more terrified.

I use it for treasure hunting!

What's the big deal about you cutting my kidney!

"These people are so terrible, worse than beasts..."

Just as it was feeling grief-stricken and angry, Tuoba Qian came over.

"Stop crying, turn over!"

After saying that, he poked the spirit beast's waist with his toes.

The spirit beast shuddered in pain and turned over subconsciously, just then it saw two pairs of burning gazes falling on its indescribable parts.

"Damn it!"

It felt a sudden pain in its chest and quickly clamped its lower limbs together.

“Oh, are you still shy?” Tuoba Tian said with a smile, “It’s worth being shy about. I almost didn’t find it. Hahahaha…”

The two brothers walked and talked, laughing.

As they were talking, another whip-shaped ingredient was added to their menu, and then they started choosing ingredients.

The two pairs of eyes swept back and forth, and the spirit beasts had no courage to resist and could only pretend to be ready to be slaughtered.

After a long time of trying to choose, Tuoba Tian asked directly: "Who among you has the most Taoist companions?"

Just as the spirit beasts escaped and ascended to heaven and looked at the demon raccoon in the team, Liu Gaosheng and his group all looked towards the horizon.

In the darkness of night, an inconspicuous spiritual boat was heading towards this direction.

The spirit boat was moving at a fairly fast speed, but at a very low altitude, just brushing the height of the wireless thread in mid-air.

As they got closer, the spirit boat not only did not rise, but it lowered several feet...

With a slight bang, the extremely thin wireless thread broke and fell down.

Du Kui chuckled and said, "For the sixth time, Liu Gaosheng is confirmed."

Liu Gaosheng put down half of his waist, stood up slowly, and lightly jumped to stop the spirit boat that was trying to speed up.

"Listen up, everyone inside. You have been surrounded by me. Come out quickly and surrender, otherwise... you don't believe me? Very good, watch carefully..."

With Liu Gaosheng's speed, it was like a piece of cake for him to surround a third-level spirit boat by himself.

Mai looked at it for a long time and wondered, "Is Liu Gaosheng so powerful?"

Why don’t you ask him what he went through… Du Kui was about to answer when the frightened monks in the spirit boat burst out and fled in all directions.

Then there were screams of pain that penetrated into the bones. Several people hurriedly stretched their hands to the sky, caught them one by one, and then placed them behind the spirit beasts.

There was a rumble.

Liu Gaosheng, who was full of energy after eating kidneys, dismantled the spirit boat directly, slowly landed beside the campfire, and continued to eat kidneys.

There were a total of seventeen monks who were captured, all of them were in the third realm.

Two of them have even reached perfection in the third realm and are only half a step away from the fourth realm.

But facing Liu Gaosheng who was like a ray of light, the cultivators were unable to even catch his shadow with their spiritual consciousness and were already seriously injured.

Looking inside to see the cracked golden elixir, even a death warrior would not dare to think of escaping at this moment.

He didn't even dare to move, as if the slightest movement would cause the golden elixir to explode and everything would be gone.

"Boss, where do these people come from?"

"It looks like it's targeting us..."

“But there is no aura of cultivation!”

"And these spirit beasts, what are they capturing for?"

"The situation is unclear, don't act rashly, wait for the right opportunity!"

"Don't worry, Boss. At most, you'll die..."

……

The Tuoba brothers ignored them and asked the spirit beast again.

"Who among you has the most companions?"

"Woooooooo..."

None of the spirit beasts said a word, and the demon fox began to cry alone.

Then there was another scream, accompanied by praises like "the two brothers are so big, they are mopping the floor, no wonder the Taoist couples are the most, there are some things..."

Except for the crackling of the bonfire, the scene became quiet again.

The group of monks were dumbfounded.

"This……"

"What on earth are they doing!?"

"Old Nine, you know spiritualism, ask these spirit beasts, be careful, don't alarm them..."

……

All the practitioners were silent, waiting for Lao Jiu to obtain information.

After a while, the cultivators felt something was wrong. They glanced at Lao Jiu in the team and found that his face was as pale as paper and his eyes were straight, as if his soul had been taken away.

"Old Nine, what's wrong?"

"Boss, these guys are worse than beasts, so scary!"

After listening to what Lao Jiu said, I looked at the spirit rat that had lost its kidneys and the demon raccoon that had lost its roots...

The determined hearts of the cultivators began to waver in panic.

"Not only is it cruel, it's also hard to defend against!"

"When asked who has more offspring, the spirit rat thought it was asking for help in treasure hunting, but... it turned out to be asking who has a stronger waist!"

"Ask who has many Taoist companions, the sword points to the wisdom root!"

"You beast, you're even more cruel and ruthless than us!"

"Boss, what should we do? I suggest we go all out and fight!"

The boss's eyes were gloomy and flickering, as if he was thinking.

After a while, his eyes lit up and he quickly sent a message.

"Don't worry, it's probably just to scare us."

"Boss, what do you mean?"

"This area belongs to the righteous path. I don't believe that they dare to eat people!"

"Boss is wise!"

"Hahaha, let's see what they can do to me!"

……

Next, the children who were not satisfied ordered a few more dishes.

There were more screams, but the monks became more resolute and sneered.

"It's just like playing."

"Bah, you are not eating properly, you have no shame!"

"When we get back, we'll report this to the Imperial Court and have these bloodthirsty bastards wiped out!"

……

Du Kui glanced at the cultivators, stood up and sat down next to Liu Gaosheng.

"Liu Gaosheng, I don't think your method will work."

"It doesn't work?" Liu Gaosheng glanced at the Tuoba brothers, "Don't you see what kind of people are using this method?"

Du Kui sneered and transmitted: "Now is the time to pass on the blame? You've ruined the adults' business, you better watch your butt."

"It's really because of the people," Liu Gaosheng looked at Du Kui and said seriously, "In the entire Forbidden Martial Arts Division, besides Brother Shen, the one I admire most is your ability, Du Kui!"

Du Kui simply ignored it.

"Do not believe?"

"Ah."

"What I said is true, Du Kui, you must believe me."

Du Kui thought about it and frowned, "Do you want me to use this method?"

Liu Gaosheng's eyes lit up: "Listen to these heart-warming words, and tell me if I'm wrong to admire you!"

"Stop talking nonsense," Du Kui said calmly, "If it's feasible, I don't mind."

"Come here with your ears..."

"Liu Gaosheng, you are really not a human being, are you?"

"It doesn't matter," Liu Gaosheng said calmly, "As long as I can complete the mission, the damage to my personal reputation doesn't matter."

A few moments.

When the cultivators looked up, they saw a person with an enchanting figure walking towards them and stopping in front of the spirit beast.

"Oh, nothing new at all..."

“I really enjoy watching them perform.”

"See what this person wants to eat again... Oh, and she's looking at me with those sparkling eyes?"

"She's at her wit's end. If she really dares to eat me, I'll let her eat me!"

"Afterwards, report to the Yunxiu Sect, saying that the demons are attacking, hahahaha..."

……

After looking at the man and the beast, Du Kui smiled and spoke sweetly.

"Who among you is... a man?"

In the team of spirit beasts, none of them understood what was said, and they stood up according to the ranking they gave themselves in the world of cock.

He was pulled back by the spirit beast next to him.

"what?"

"Sit down, it's none of your business... Senior is asking about men!"

The monks who were waiting to watch the fun were gradually dumbfounded.

They never expected that a brand new track would appear before them.

After a while, everyone subconsciously looked at their boss.

Du Kui followed the boss's gaze and walked forward with a sweet smile: "Then it's you."

After saying that, he helped the man up and walked towards a small wood in the distance, taking things out as he walked.

"This is red dates, wolfberries, astragalus and seahorse powder. Take ten bottles first..."

I get a nosebleed just hearing the name!

The practitioners were in a panic.

"This boss is finished!"

"These guys are so cruel!"

"Everyone, think positively about everything. This person is also a beauty..."

"Yes, yes, the boss lost only his virginity, but what he gained was..."

……

As the group was trying to comfort themselves, Liu Gaosheng shouted, "Brother Du Kui, be quiet."

Du Kui paused, gritted his teeth secretly, then smiled and waved: "Got it, I'll be back in ten days."

When the boss heard the time unit of ten days, he trembled as if he had stepped on the accelerator... but suddenly stopped, his eyes bulging.

"Brother, brother???!!!"

The cultivators didn't care about the miserable state of their golden elixir and used their spiritual sense to watch him for fifty miles.

"If the boss never comes back..."

"Then you'll never come back!"

"You are quite willing to give up the boss..."

"What the hell, what are these people doing here...hiss! Here comes another one!"

"May you all be blessed..."

……

Liu Gaosheng walked up to the spirit beast and spoke softly.

"As long as it's of some use, why would I care about that little thing on you?"

All the spirit beasts kowtowed and bowed to thank the elder for not cutting off their ties.

"As for!"

The spirit beasts froze in their tracks.

One of the spirit beasts was clever and was busy writing on the ground.

"It worked?" Liu Gaosheng glanced at them, "Okay, don't say I didn't give you a chance. Come on, strip these people naked first..."

"Stripping naked means not wearing a single piece of clothing!"

“Strike a pose!”

"Yes, be more charming..."

"The one with the legs squeezed together, open them!"

……

After taking the shy group portrait with the photo stone, Liu Gaosheng said with satisfaction: "Change the pose, and do it again!"

After taking dozens of sets of photos in a row, the practitioners were so ashamed that they were on the verge of collapse.

"I know what that is. What is photographed can be displayed on a monitor!"

"This is the end. My reputation will be ruined!"

"I thought that androgynous guy was perverted enough, but I didn't expect..."

……

"did not expect?"

Liu Gaosheng seemed to have heard the thoughts of the practitioners and spoke softly.

"There are so many things you haven't thought of. Come on, have you heard of the third subject? Shake it, yes, shake it with your naked butt!"

"And you, hurry up and find some big trees. Today I am going to make a decision that goes against my ancestors and teach them a secret method that has never been passed down!"

Mai Yi said in a muffled voice: "I also have the Immortal Emperor inheritance here, I will teach you as well."

Liu Gaosheng looked at Mai in confusion.

Mai thought for a moment and said: "It is good to have many skills. Having many skills means having many paths." (End of this chapter)