My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

"My Lord, this is not my intention..."

"I naturally know that Xiao Shen is not such a person, but the matter has been settled..."

"Ok?"

"Well, it's a done deal," Huo Xiu quickly changed his mind and sighed, "It looks like the effect is pretty good, so... let's just go with it."

My lord, you are making the same mistake as it is, which means that I am also wrong?
The objective judgment from the top made Shen Qingyun feel better. After thinking for a while, he asked, "Should I go and take a look?"

Huo Xiu glanced at Shen Qingyun: "What's so good about it?"

"At least show some concern."

"Is it useful?"

"what?"

"You are not a fish, so how can you know the joy of a fish..." Huo Xiu cursed and complained, and instructed, "Sort out these jade talismans and do whatever needs to be done."

"Uh...slow down, sir."

Watching the adult leave, Shen Qingyun was still savoring Zi Feiyu's words.

"The joy of fish should be grilled fish, boiling fish, poached fish, hot pot fish, etc... slurp!"

I found myself being made greedy, and just then the little ones looked over here from a distance.

"Have you finished memorizing it?"

"I've finished reciting it, Brother Shen!"

"Come here and start building!"

……

Just as the kids were about to grill the fish, the voices of Tian Yanzi and his group of big guys started talking and laughing.

The children looked at each other.

"If you don't come out early or late..."

"Are you here just to get some money?"

"What's wrong with Qiufeng Sect Master? Why do you have to hit others..."

"Brother Shen, collect it quickly!"

"It's not that it's not that..."

……

Shen Qingyun was also speechless.

It's impossible to say that the other party didn't do it on purpose.

"When I took out the bottom of the pot, I used my spiritual sense to scan it. The seniors were sitting straighter than each other..."

That is, only Senior Sanxi Sanren and Senior Hongxi Nu were gossiping, while the others were in meditation.

"Wow, all of them gathered here at the same time..."

Shen Qingyun looked down at the bubbling pot, then looked up again, just in time to see the big guys deliberately passing by the hatch...

Then he glanced towards the cabin.

"Oh, Mr. Shen, what a coincidence..."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Yes, what a coincidence, Senior Tian Yanzi!"

"What about...fish?"

"Would you please do me a favor and try some together?"

All the big guys turned left and bowed.

"Haha, it's better to meet by chance than to invite each other..."

"Excuse me, excuse me."

"We are a bunch of old men, we won't disturb you guys too much, right?"

"Hey, turn the fish over quickly, it's smoking..."

……

One cabin is just enough for a small meeting.

As soon as the big guys arrived, they felt uneasy.

Fortunately, this is a five-realm spirit boat. With a wave of his little hands, the cabin next door was connected.

Naturally, there are two more tables.

San Xi San Ren and Hong Xi Nu were the first to take their seats.

"Daoist Tian Yanzi," San Xi greeted with a smile, "Daoist Tian Yanzi, come and sit here, it's a good opportunity to discuss..."

Before he could finish, Tian Yanzi waved his hand and declined: "Haha, I still have something to say to fellow Taoist, next time, next time..."

The little ones looked at each other in secret.

"It turns out that Daxiu can't stand the smell either..."

"No, it's mainly because these two old seniors are too annoying. I can't stand it."

"Alright, turn the fish over quickly before this side gets mushy too."

……

Liu Gaosheng did not participate in the criticism of Sanxi.

When the kids weren't paying attention, he quietly passed on the message.

"Brother Shen, what did the master say to you just now?"

"Nothing, just a small matter..."

"Can such a small matter make us recite the rules twenty times?" Liu Gaosheng was unhappy. "Even I was kept in the dark."

The main ones are really hard for me to talk about...

After thinking about it, Shen Qingyun spoke briefly, and then he saw Liu Gaosheng's eyes turned green.

"Brother Shen, you didn't even think of mine, with such a good job?"

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "They are just the front garrison. If Brother Liu is willing, we will give you the whole big one in the back."

Liu Gaosheng reached climax instantly, hugged Brother Shen tightly, and strangled him a few times to express his excitement.

"Brother Shen, you are so awesome, love you! Mumu..."

"Okay, okay..." Shen Qingyun quickly pushed Liu Gaosheng away and continued slicing the fish.

Liu Gaosheng was very happy and returned to the group of children.

When the kids saw Liu Gaosheng's cocky look, they knew that this guy was going to get into trouble.

They looked at each other and started digging the toilet.

"Liu Gaosheng, what did Brother Shen say?"

Liu Gaosheng shook his head proudly and said nothing.

Tuoba Qian smiled and said, "Brother Liu, is it possible that Brother Shen doesn't want us to walk on stilts anymore?"

"I can choose not to step on it, but why should you?"

Du Kui sneered, “If you keep pretending, Brother Shen will probably ask you to take off your pants and step on them.”

Tuoba Tian was shocked and said, "No way, no way, Brother Shen is not so open-minded, right?"

"Of course not. Liu Gaosheng asked for it on his own initiative..."

"Cuckoo..."

Liu Gaosheng could accept it just by listening to the sound of "gugugu", his eyelids fluttered and he started jumping into the toilet.

"Du Kui is fine, but Brother Tuoba, are you two ashamed to pee in the same toilet with him?"

"Brother Liu," Tuoba Qian said with a smile, "then tell me, why are you so happy?"

"I just received a big mission," Liu Gaosheng said proudly, "It's a life-or-death mission. If you're not careful, you'll die. But if you succeed, it will surely make Qin Wu soar to the sky!"

The children's eyes lit up.

Du Kui narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

"Brother Liu, are you serious?"

"Brother Liu, what is the mission?"

"Just hope he doesn't do anything weird," Du Kui said calmly, "Don't listen to him."

Liu Gaosheng sneered and continued to transmit the message.

"We are still short of a few people for the mission..." He glanced at the children and said calmly, "It depends on their performance. After all, this is a serious matter, and not everyone has the ability... You know."

The Tuoba brothers immediately came over and started whispering.

Du Kui and Mai looked at each other, indifferent.

"Mai, what do you think?"

"I'll go ask Brother Shen."

Du Kui watched Mai Yi go to find Shen Qingyun, say a few words and then come back.

"What did Brother Shen say?"

"Brother Shen said it was true."

It really is?
Du Kui frowned, turned his head to look at Liu Gaosheng and the other two, and felt even worse.

"Why do these three look so lewd?"

The big guys watched the show for a long time but still couldn't figure out what the little guys were doing.

Of course, they came here not only to catch fish, but also for other purposes.

I traveled around Yingdu for several days and saw everything there was to see.

Their impression of Chu and Han also changed from hearing about them to seeing them.

The deeper you understand, the more you realize how ridiculous your previous thoughts were.

Moreover, when they came to Chu-Han, except Hong Xinu who accompanied Sanxi to watch the fun, the other big guys all shouldered the responsibility of helping.

Unfortunately, after witnessing what happened, they realized that they could not really help in this kind of struggle between large forces.

"Friend Shen," Tian Yanzi, who got along best with Shen Qingyun, was the first to sigh, "We have been working day and night these past few days, and have walked all over Yingdu. I have to admit that our previous understanding was a bit naive."

Daozi nodded quickly and said, "I feel the same way. Although the fate of the Chu and Han dynasties is strange, sometimes it is brewing and sometimes it is under pressure, but no matter what, we are powerless under this strange situation."

Shen Qingyun thought about it, vaguely understood the thoughts of the big guys, and said with a smile: "All the seniors came to Ying for sightseeing, so we will do these things."

After these words were spoken, the bosses felt even more embarrassed.

"I know what kind of person Mr. Shen is," Sanxi said with a smile, "but we don't want to just stand by and watch. If you have any instructions, just speak up."

The bigwigs nodded hurriedly.

Shen Qingyun cupped his hands and said respectfully, "With you seniors here, we feel more at ease."

"By the way," Wen Daozi asked, "is there anything going on this trip to Yunzang?"

Shen Qingyun nodded, and then told him about going to Yunzang to buy a high-level spirit weapon.

"High-level spirit weapon?" Hong Xinv raised her eyebrows, "What do you want this for, young friend?"

Shen Qingyun sighed, "The development of wireless silk has reached a bottleneck, and this product is indispensable. Unfortunately, Yunzang doesn't sell it, so... Chu Han Immortal Emperor plans to go to Yunzang in person, so we should go there... to show our support."

goo goo...

Shen Qingyun looked at Liu Gaosheng helplessly.

"Brother Shen, please continue, continue..."

"Haha," Tian Yanzi laughed, "Don't even mention Liu Gaosheng, I want to laugh too."

Hong Xinu asked in confusion, "Liu Xin and Yun Zang have a feud, how did you convince him?" "Of course it was bribery," Wendaozi interrupted, but he was also suspicious, "It was precisely because of the feud that Yun Zang was sold to him?"

San Xi suddenly hissed and asked in surprise, "Young man, are you asking Liu Xin to come and apologize?"

While coating the fish fillets with batter, Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "I'm not too sure either, but Shen Shaoqing told me to rest assured."

All the big guys looked at each other.

Tian Yanzi pondered for a moment and said, "I don't think Liu Xin can handle it either."

"Fellow Daoist Tian Yanzi, what do you mean by that?"

"I have a good relationship with Yunzang," Tian Yanzi shook his head and said, "I have heard from people from Yunzang before that Yunzang has a very bad impression of Liu Xin. If it were not for business needs, there would be no Yunzang in the Chu-Han territory."

Daozi asked doubtfully, "Is there a problem with the bet?"

Tian Yanzi nodded: "Liu Xin used some tricks, but Yun Zang hasn't discovered what they were, otherwise..."

Shen Qingyun had heard of such a secret for the first time, and asked curiously, "Even Yunzang couldn't find it?"

"There are all kinds of wonders in this world," Tian Yanzi said with a smile, "No matter how powerful Yun Zang is, he can't know everything. But if he can't, I can give it a try."

Hong Xinu glanced at Tian Yanzi and shook her head, saying, "It's not easy to get a high-level weapon spirit. Lan Lanjian only bought one high-level weapon spirit from Yunzang, and the premium was quite high."

Tian Yanzi smiled and said, "It doesn't hurt to give it a try."

Everyone could tell that Tian Yanzi was still quite confident, so they stopped talking.

Shen Qingyun smiled bitterly and said, "If I had known that Senior Tian Yanzi and Yun Zang were good friends... Well, I won't say more. Senior, please eat two more later!"

Tian Xuanzong.

The sect assessment has come to an end.

Of Lan Lanjian's three core disciples, only one narrowly advanced to the first round.

The person who advanced was the least favored Bai Xiaolian.

Facing the two elders, Bai Xiaolian, who was covered in wounds, looked respectful.

As for the undisguised jealousy of her two fellow disciples behind the elder's back, she pretended not to see it.

Elder Caiyi looked Bai Xiaolian up and down, his eyes full of doubt.

No wonder she was so surprised.

In this Tianxuan Sect's assessment, just like in previous years, only one person from each market advanced.

Previously, Jin Xiangzong Catwoman and Bai Xiaolian were in the same market, and given their previous battle records, Bai Xiaolian was the one she least favored...

"In the end, the least promising promotion was still a double promotion in one city..."

Caiyi suppressed her doubts and said with relief: "Since Lan Lanjian became qualified to recruit geniuses for the Tianxuan Sect, you are the sixth person to advance to the first round."

Bai Xiaolin said respectfully: "Disciple is terrified, I am afraid that this will bring disgrace to the name of the sect."

"I am curious," Caiyi continued to ask, "Why were you able to advance with Catwoman?"

Bai Xiaolian was silent for a while, then smiled bitterly and said, "I lost the battle with Catwoman, but..."

"But what?"

"Senior Sister Lingyin said that I have quick wits and can advance to the second round as an exception..."

The five people on the ground were stunned.

"What kind of quick wit can make the Tianxuan Sect break its own rules?"

Just as I was thinking about it, a loud angry shout rang out.

"Bai Xiaolian, you finally came out, prepare to die!"

Catwoman's voice!
The five people were startled and turned around quickly, only to see a stream of light filled with anger at the end of the street, turning into an arrow and shooting towards them with murderous intent.

Bai Xiaolian was somewhat helpless, but she did not hide, and said, "Senior Sister Mao, this is the territory of the Tianxuan Sect..."

Zizizi!
The stream of light came to an emergency stop in mid-air, and the air was smoking.

When the light stopped, Catwoman appeared with a livid face, which fully showed that her master was extremely angry.

Elder Caiyi was afraid that something might happen, so he frowned and said, "You are still so rude even after coming to Tianxuan Sect. Be careful not to cause trouble!"

"The cause of the trouble?" Catwoman gnashed her teeth, "Bai Xiaolian was the one who provoked me first!"

"That's nonsense," said Elder Caiyi solemnly, "Xiaolian's advancement is entirely based on her ability. Why are you allowed to advance but Xiaolian is not?"

“Ahhhhhh!” Catwoman was so angry that her claws danced in the air, “All by skill? She obviously flew out of the ring, so pulling off my pants is also considered a skill?”

The five people from Lan Lanjian gasped and looked at Bai Xiaolian in horror.

My Xiaolian is not that kind of person!

Bai Xiaolian said with embarrassment: "It was a moment of carelessness... Actually, Senior Sister Mao knocked me out, so I just did it in a hurry..."

Elder Caiyi swallowed his saliva and said, "Then, then?"

"Then Senior Sister Mao left without saying goodbye, and it was just a draw..."

Catwoman exploded: "I'm going back to put on my pants!"

oh~~~~
"This is what the disciples of the Tianxuan Sect call quick wit, right?"

Elder Caiyi was both convinced and unconvinced, and his expression was a little dazed.

"If I could have been so quick-witted back then..."

Alas, I can only say that the moral standards of the Tianxuan Sect are questionable!

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard crying behind me.

Looking back, it turned out to be the two geniuses who were eliminated, and they seemed to have the same emotion as me.

Elder Caiyi sighed helplessly: "It's all about luck, don't take it to heart... Elder Xu, take them back first."

The Fifth Realm Elder took the order, looked at Bai Xiaolian with a complicated look, and left.

Caiyi looked at Catwoman, then at Bai Xiaolian, and said with emotion: "Although you two are rivals, you have come to Tianxuan Sect and both advanced. At least you can support each other for a while."

Catwoman snorted.

Bai Xiaolian said respectfully: "It's all up to the elder's orders."

"Catwoman," Caiyi sighed, "There are three rounds of assessment for Tianxuan Sect disciples. The lower you go, the higher the standard and the more terrible the elimination rate. If you waste your energy on Xiaolian, I'm afraid it will not be worth it."

"Don't even think about it!" Catwoman bared her fangs and said viciously, "Bai Xiaolian, I hope you can advance to the second round. In the third round, I will strip you naked, humph!"

Bai Xiaolian watched Catwoman go away and said angrily, "No more fighting later..."

Elder Caiyi didn't want to talk. After thinking about it, he took out a few bottles of elixirs from his storage bag.

"There is still some time to go up the mountain. I will heal you personally. Let's go!"

Three hours later, Bai Xiaolian and Catwoman both boarded Lingyin's spirit boat and rushed to the Tianxuan Sect.

This journey alone took two days and one night.

Seeing that Catwoman was so familiar and kept pestering Lingyin, calling her "good sister", Bai Xiaolian felt that her advancement was not glorious and did not go up to compete for it.

"After all, I lost the real competition..."

Bai Xiaolian closed her eyes and thought quietly, her face flushed.

"What was I thinking in the first place, that I would pull someone's pants off???"

Not only does this go against my usual style, it even... huh?

Shen Qingyun's figure suddenly appeared in her mind, and Bai Xiaolian opened her eyes in surprise.

"It seems that this is his style..."

Taking a deep breath, she closed her eyes again, breathing bitterly.

"Junior Sister Xiaolian, come here for a moment."

Seeing Bai Xiaolian approaching with a sad look on her face, Lingyin comforted her, "Don't feel inferior. How can I change the sect's rules at will? Junior sister's advancement is a reflection of her ability and the sect's recognition."

"Hmph!" Catwoman turned her head away.

Lingyin smiled, and said no more, "It's a good opportunity to talk to the two junior sisters about the second round of assessment. The second round of assessment is the mountain gate, which has nine levels. The first level is to establish your authority..."

Catwoman asked curiously, "To establish authority? Are we going to fight again? Senior Sister, I strongly suggest that we fight again. This time, I will be wearing a jumpsuit!"

Bai Xiaolian gritted her teeth and said nothing.

"Junior Sister Mao is wrong, haha..." Lingyin laughed non-stop, "The so-called establishment of prestige is to establish under the pressure. If you can still advance a hundred feet under the pressure, you will be considered to have passed the level."

Bai Xiaolian's heart trembled.

"Pressure is a test of the cultivator's perseverance..."

Lan Lanjian also has this kind of assessment.

"Although I can take the top spot in this assessment in Lanlanjian, the pressure from Tianxuan Sect..."

Just as he was thinking about it, the spirit boat landed.

The three of them walked out and looked around, and saw at least six thousand geniuses around them.

"So many people?" Catwoman exclaimed, "And these are the ones who were eliminated in one round!"

Lingyin smiled and said, "There are many people who want to join the Tianxuan Sect. This batch is relatively good. Two junior sisters, please come in."

There is no need to renumber the second round of assessment.

More than six thousand geniuses came to the gate in batches.

Bai Xiaolian watched teams of geniuses go up the mountain.

The movements at the mountain gate cannot be heard, and outsiders cannot see the feelings of the geniuses.

She only saw that after more than a dozen teams of geniuses entered, almost half of them fainted on the spot, and the remaining 20% ​​of them could barely stand...

"Of the sixteen teams of geniuses, only eight can barely take a step..."

Bai Xialian swallowed his saliva and sweat appeared on his forehead.

"Are you scared?" Catwoman sneered, "Bai Xiaolian, if you have the guts, keep pulling down other people's pants!"

Seeing the geniuses around her looking at her curiously, Bai Xiaolian felt extremely embarrassed.

Lingyin couldn't help laughing, but she advised: "Junior Sister Mao, it's not that serious. Climbing the mountain is difficult, so hurry up and prepare."

After more than half a day, it was finally Bai Xiaolian and Catwoman's team's turn.

Lingyin was very thoughtful. The two of them took turns at the beginning and the end, completely eliminating the possibility of his pants being pulled down.

As she approached the mountain gate, Bai Xiaolian could hear her own heartbeat.

"No, I can't be afraid!"

“It has come to this!”

"I, Bai Xiaolian, must enter the Tianxuan Sect!"

Bai Xiaolian gritted her teeth and heard a loud shout from the Tianxuan Sect disciples. Then she and her fellow Tianjiao took steps together and stepped onto the first stone staircase...

boom!
The pressure seemed to come from the outside in, as if it erupted directly from the depths of the soul, acting on Bai Xiaolian's soul, body, golden elixir, consciousness, and even memories.

Puff puff……

Dozens of geniuses on the same team vomited blood and most of them fell to the ground on the spot.

Lingyin narrowed her eyes and saw that in this team, only Catwoman gritted her teeth and endured the pressure, and was still able to move forward.

Looking at Bai Xiaolian again, not only was she lying in an S shape, she also had a dazed look on her face, as if she couldn't accept this result.

"Alas," Lingyin murmured with regret, "The pressure from Luanzu cannot be solved with a quick mind."

At this moment, the dazed Bai Xiaolian also saw the phoenix that blocked out the sky.

"Is this the legendary Luan of the Tianxuan Sect, the Luan Ancestor..."

The discouragement from losing in the second round suddenly turned into an overwhelming desire to win!

She opened her mouth to yell, but found no sound, so she roared in her heart: "Luan Zu Rong, I have a deep connection with the Luan bird clan, and I have a secret that cannot be passed on!" (End of this chapter)