My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

"This kid is awesome!"

"Brother Shen???"

"Brother Liu, where is Xie Shaohuang?"

"What's wrong with him?"

"Reporting us doesn't count, you have to come here in person to see for yourself. This kind of mentality..."

"What?"

"The strategist puts himself in the game and wins half a step over the heavens. I admire you, I admire you..."

……

Shen Qingyun praised Xie Shaohuang to a pedestal with every word he said.

The children looked at each other, all of them were a little horrified.

Smart people are not scary, because in Brother Shen’s eyes, there are no smart people.

But ruthless people can really shake people's hearts.

"Especially someone who is so cruel to himself..."

"But just to see how miserable Brother Shen is?"

"If he knew the truth, he would probably cry."

Shen Qingyun was also trying to figure out the evil master's intentions. After listening to two stories, he still hadn't figured it out.

"It's impossible that you just came here to laugh at my joke, right?"

Because he couldn't figure it out, Shen Qingyun looked at Xie Shaohuang frequently.

In the process, it is inevitable to take a few glances at Mao Qiuxian.

It’s a pity that this guy was dealt with by Xie Shaohuang the first day he returned, and now he doesn’t dare to show up at all.

Seeing Brother Shen frequently looking for connection, he turned his head away, feeling bitter.

"Brother Shen, Brother Shaohuang has already issued the abstinence talisman, so you can just be happy..."

Xie Shaohuang didn't think so.

The information cocoon that Mao Qiuxian built for him made him very sure of one thing - he, a random acquaintance, had been caught by Jin Xiangzong's meat-banning talisman, so how could Shen Qingyun be any better?

"So he kept looking at me, and also at Mao Qiuxian a few times..."

After a little thought, he gradually got an idea.

"They must blame Mao Qiuxian for selling him out..."

As for looking at me, it was probably because he was worried that I might have some other conspiracy against him.

Xie Shaohuang's mouth twitched slightly. The suffering he had endured in the mutual aid association over the past few days seemed to have been alleviated a lot at this moment.

The thought suddenly came to him and he came up with a quick idea.

"There's no point in targeting you. The key is to obtain the opportunity in Longzhong Jueyuan..."

Even someone of his status and position had not received any news that the Dragon Tomb Absolute Abyss would cause such a big disturbance.

He had to face the difficulty of exploring the secret realm that came with it.

"And this time, the exploration of the Dragon Tomb Absolute Abyss involves the participation of spirit beasts..."

Judging from Jin Xiangzong's attitude towards spiritual beasts, and the fact that Longzhong Jueyuan is in Jin Xiangzong's home, it can be predicted that Jin Xiangzong will be the biggest opponent in this exploration of the secret realm.

With this thought in mind, Xie Shaohuang looked around at the hundreds of people in the hall and easily grasped the key point that he had previously overlooked.

"If we can get these people..."

Not to mention using him for his own benefit, even if he just formed an alliance with him and explained the reason to him, it would inevitably become a stumbling block for Jin Xiangzong.

As soon as the little trick of making friends emerged, Xie Shaohuang looked at Shen Qingyun again with a look of superiority in his eyes.

"It's a blessing after all the misfortune..."

He chuckled twice, and just as the performance of "I am the Guilty Monk" on the stage was finished, he stood up and went on stage.

"Brother Shen, Brother Shen, he's on stage."

"Why is this guy so proactive?"

"It means he is a powerful person..."

"You're so fat, and you still have the nerve to say you want to give up meat?"

……

Xie Shaohuang is a celebrity.

After all, in the mutual aid society, there are very few people who accept the talisman of abstaining from meat.

In addition, the fact that he gritted his teeth and said I was guilty on the first day gave all the church members a very special memory.

So as soon as he came on stage, he attracted everyone's attention.

Xie Shaohuang looked around the room, glanced at Shen Qingyun again, and spoke lightly.

"I'm guilty……"

Liu Gaosheng was about to laugh when the second half of the sentence came out.

"Who said that?"

Everyone was stunned.

With a shocking statement, Xie Shaohuang achieved his goal. He was determined and continued to speak.

"Sheep eat grass, wolves eat sheep, and humans eat wolves. This is destiny, so why go against it?"

"As cultivators, we follow the will of heaven and understand the way of heaven. Such actions that violate morality should be abandoned!"

"To put it mildly, Jin Xiangzong violated our will. To put it seriously, Jin Xiangzong went against the will of heaven and will eventually be punished by heaven!"

"The Jin Xiang Sect's ridiculous ban, if we continue to accept it, how will we deal with the calamity in the future?"

……

Xie Shaohuang's voice was not loud, but it became more and more passionate and generous as he spoke.

Seeing that the atmosphere in the hall was right, he stood up and said softly: "Everyone, take this as a decision!"

Everyone was shocked and speechless for a moment.

After a while, a weak voice was heard.

"Dao, Daoist friend, we don't mind, but you, you have a meat-forbidden talisman on your body..."

hiss!
The kids here have seen the power of the meat-banning talisman.

But they never expected that Xie Shaohuang would also suffer the same fate.

"Isn't he here to laugh at our jokes?"

"No, the price he paid is really too high..."

"Brother Shen is right, he is a ruthless person, definitely a ruthless person!"

"That's not right. He's already banned from eating meat, so why is he here to cheer us up?"

……

At this time, Shen Qingyun also understood Xie Shaohuang's profound meaning.

"As expected, great minds think alike. What I can think of, how can the top student of Yingdu Academy not think of it..."

It is impossible to be jealous.

Appreciation is true appreciation.

Even future rivals for opportunities.

"But our common opponent is Jin Xiangzong..."

It’s not that we can’t be together.

Thinking of this, he stood up, raised his fist and responded loudly.

"Wang Houjiang...you are wrong. Come again. You eat meat and meat. Are you a species?"

"I eat 300 kilograms of beef every day, and I am willing to be a meat lover forever!"

"Eat beef when alive and drink mutton soup when dead!"

"Some people are alive but they are starving to death, while some people are dead but they are still eating meat!"

……

Everyone in the hall felt different again.

"Comparing the two, this guy who was hit by the meat-forbidden spell is just playing the victim..."

"Not only did he play the victim, he also peed at Wei Yi before. I am guilty. He said it in a very pitiful way..."

"But this young friend Shen spoke his mind directly as soon as he entered the room!"

"We made it clear on the first day, and we are determined to do it!"

"No matter what, they are all heroes!"

"I am so happy to have these two in my party!"

……

Xie Shaohuang narrowed his eyes and looked at Shen Qingyun, sneering in his heart.

"Now that I've realized what I'm doing, I'm just repeating what others have said, which only makes you laugh..."

But with Shen Qingyun's follow-up, he also understood that the effect was doubled.

Seeing that the three giants of the mutual aid association were coming to deliver vegetarian and meat, he quickly slipped off the stage and sat up straight, waiting to see Shen Qingyun exposed.

Shen Qingyun was still raising his fist and shouting: "We cultivators should eat meat before the world eats meat, and then eat vegetarian food..."

"Hey," the three giants laughed as they entered the room, "young friend is looking down on others again."

Everyone was confused.

Xie Shaohuang couldn't help but look back.

"Are these three stupid? They can't understand what I'm saying."

Just as I was wondering, the three giants took out vegetarian and meat dishes from their storage bags and served them while smiling.

"My friend, what you said is very good. When we eat meat, we should eat meat first and vegetables later!"

"Based on my many years of experience in managing mutual aid associations, this is the true path to abstaining from meat..."

"My dear friend, we have made some improvements based on your suggestions. Let's see how it looks like."

……

Shen Qingyun was still a little embarrassed, and upon hearing this, he quickly examined the works of the three giants.

"Tsk tsk, if outsiders saw this, they would never think it was made of tofu and mushrooms. The craftsmanship of the three seniors is so good that it is hard to tell the difference between the real thing and the fake one!"

The Big Three were grinning from ear to ear.

"If you hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have thought of this method..."

Shen Qingyun hurriedly said: "Thank you for your praise, seniors. At best, I have provided a little experience of abstaining from meat. You three seniors are the ones who can truly see the leopard through the tube. You have a unique vision, and I admire you very much."

When the group of people who were involved in the meat-eating movement heard this, they suddenly understood.

"So it was my friend who gave me the idea..."

"Isn't this too insidious?"

"Bullshit, this is called covering up!"

"We have to help you tie it up!"

……

The so-called "Zhaqi" means wolfing down the vegetarian and meat dishes of the Big Three.

Even though it costs a lot, it's worth it.

Seeing that everyone gave face to Shen Qingyun, Xie Shaohuang felt unhappy again.

"I didn't expect that he was the one who provided the vegetarian and meat..."

After thinking about it, he thought that today's game could only be a draw at best, so there was no need to get angry. He calmly started to eat vegetarian and meat dishes.

I have to say that the craftsmanship of the Big Three is really good.

"Three seniors," Shen Qingyun admired them from the bottom of his heart, "Let's not talk about the appearance, just the taste, the three seniors can imitate 90% of it. My respect for the three seniors is like a surging river, endless..."

The three giants said modestly: "It's just that the taste is similar, the real difference is the taste."

Shen Qingyun said happily: "If the taste is similar, isn't it the same as eating meat? The three seniors should not be so demanding."

"Hahaha……"

Because they were happy and also to give face to Shen Qingyun, this vegetarian and meat meal was free.

The practitioners had a free meal and were in a much better mood.

After the mutual aid meeting was over, everyone vaguely mentioned the idea of ​​team building.

Hearing this, Shen Qingyun subconsciously looked at his new member Xie Shaohuang and his group.

Xie Shaohuang was waiting for this opportunity, and immediately said: "Everyone, I will prepare a banquet tonight, please come and have a look."

Shen Qingyun immediately bowed and said with a smile: "Thank you for the invitation, fellow Taoist. We will definitely come."

Seeing that Shen Qingyun had agreed, Hun Dang had no objection and said goodbye with a smile.

When they parted, Mao Qiuxian and Han Fu didn't react. "And it seems that Mr. Qiuxian's last look made me restrain myself a little?"

Why should I restrain myself? Why should I restrain myself?

Shen Qingyun scratched the back of his head and went home.

He returned to the courtyard and found Huo Xiu. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Sima Qingshan sitting cross-legged with his blood boiling. He immediately stopped talking and asked with his eyes.

Huo Xiu said in a line, "According to what the great sage Yunshang said, the difference between the dragon rice saliva and the sacred land where it is planted..."

After listening to Shen Qingyun, he realized that the place where dragon rice saliva was planted was said to have been soaked by a drop of dragon blood hundreds of thousands of years ago.

Regardless of whether it is true or not, it is true that Longmi Saliva is useful.

"In addition, she once found a fragment of a method," Huo Xiu took out a piece of paper from his sleeve, "It was originally a method of refining. I have been thinking about it for a few days and modifying it. It can improve the efficiency of refining a little bit."

It turned out to be an opportunity brought by Mrs. Huo!
Shen Qingyun glanced at it and felt the impact of the knowledge. He felt a little guilty, but nodded seriously.

Huo Xiu stared at Shen Qingyun, not sure if Shen understood it or not, so he asked, "Give me some suggestions for revision?"

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Shen Qingyun said bitterly: "Sir, I know myself well..."

Huo Xiu was amused, and then said with a straight face: "As a Qin warrior, you should know a little about body training."

"What your Excellency is teaching me is," Shen Qingyun hurriedly changed the subject, "Your Excellency wants Brother Qingshan to advance to the Rebirth Realm before he explores the secret realm?"

Huo Xiu nodded and sighed: "In the current situation, the third realm is really not enough. Ma Yi is okay, he is silly, but this little Qingshan is very arrogant. If you don't agree with me, what is your status..."

"Ahem," Shen Qingyun said hurriedly, "I will tell Brother Qingshan about this."

"If he wanted to say something useful, he would have changed it long ago." Huo Xiu thought for a moment, "You still have to say it, but...you have to say it according to my request."

Ok.

Ok?
Shen Qingyun's heart skipped a beat and he had a bad feeling.

Huo Xiu smiled and said, "Why, do you have to wait for His Majesty to order you to break through and be reborn?"

"Uh, that's not what I meant," Shen Qingyun said angrily, "I'll follow your arrangements, sir."

"That's right."

Huo Xiu glanced at Sima Qingshan and lazily asked about what happened in the afternoon.

Hearing that Xie Shaohuang went to the mutual aid association just to watch Shen Qingyun's fun, and even sneaked in with a meat-banning talisman, Huo Xiu's two hundred years of experience as an official were no longer enough.

"No," Huo Xiu said blankly, "Is he so reckless?"

Shen Qingyun said solemnly: "I think this is just the surface. His real purpose is the same as ours. We all want to unite everyone we can to resist the Jin Xiang Sect's momentum."

"I see……"

This is what smart people do.

"But..." Huo Xiu smacked his lips and asked angrily, "Did you go in on your own initiative?"

"Well, so does he, sir."

"Have you been hit by the meat-forbidden talisman?"

"No ah."

"He won."

Shen Qingyun thought for a moment and said, "Maybe it's because of being fat."

"Hoohoho..."

For the second team-building event, Shen Qingyun and the other children went with their mouths.

The place was well chosen, quiet and high-end.

Seeing Mao Qiuxian and Han Fu welcoming guests at the door, Shen Qingyun quickly stepped forward.

Before he could speak, Mao Qiuxian said bitterly: "Brother Shen, I'm still in pain. Please give me some face today and let's be fine, okay?"

Shen Qingyun was shocked and asked, "He hit you?"

"He deserves to be beaten!" Han Fu gritted his teeth, wishing he could bite Mao Qiuxian a few times.

Shen Qingyun was stunned and asked: "What's going on?"

"Brother Shen, Brother Shen," Mao Qiuxian said hurriedly, "Let's talk about it when we have time. Everyone, please, please, please..."

When we entered the garden, Xie Shaohuang was communicating with two people in the fifth realm.

One of them was Meng Haoran from the Haoran Sect.

I didn’t know the other one, but he had a serious expression and spoke little, just like a big boss.

Shen Qingyun didn't get close and mingled with the crowd.

"My friend, is there any progress on the alliance?"

"Don't worry, everyone. Everything is under preparation. We will make sure it is conspicuous but not noticeable..."

"Haha, we are at ease with you, young friend."

……

Shen Qingyun walked around for a while, trying to find the legendary gentleman from Hehetang, but he didn't find him.

"Don't the people in Hehetang eat meat?"

After searching in vain, he went to look at the main stage again and saw that the serious-looking Fifth Realm was already having a pleasant conversation with Xie Shaohuang.

Shen Qingyun was secretly happy.

"Another great expert has been recruited for the Hun Party..."

Just as he was thinking this, Xie Shaohuang spoke.

"Master Shen?"

Upon hearing this, Shen Qingyun stepped forward, bowed and said with a smile: "Hello, two seniors, and hello, Master Xie."

The fifth realm profound cultivator glanced at Shen Qingyun and did not respond.

Meng Haoran smiled at Shen Qingyun.

Xie Shaohuang didn't care. He looked directly at Shen Qingyun and said calmly, "I'm glad that Mr. Shen can come, but I don't like what you said this afternoon."

hiss!
Shen Qingyun was in a trance.

"Is this Uncle Dong possessed?"

None of this matters.

"He said I didn't speak well..."

You said I have little knowledge, I admit it, but you said I speak rudely?
Before he could react, Liu Gaosheng and the others were furious.

"How dare you talk to Brother Shen like this?"

"It's just that Qingshan didn't come, otherwise he would have to understand his identity!"

"Fuck it, has this guy not been slapped enough?"

……

“Hey, hey, hey, guys,” Mao Qiuxian quickly stopped them and begged for mercy, “Brothers, please be magnanimous. Don’t argue with him. He’s also suffered…”

Liu Gaosheng was amused: "Mao Qiuxian, where are you from?"

"I..." Mao Qiuxian said angrily, "Sometimes I go this way, sometimes I go that way..."

"Beat this damn bastard first!"

Here, Mao Qiuxian was dragged to a secluded place.

Over there, Meng Haoran spoke to calm the atmosphere.

"You two young friends, have you known each other before?"

Shen Qingyun said respectfully: "I'd like to let Senior Meng know that we have met several times before."

"Haha, I see," Meng Haoran stroked his beard and smiled, "You two are both outstanding people, so it is reasonable for you to compete with each other, Fellow Daoist Miao, is that right or not?"

The fifth-level cultivator was named Miao. Hearing this, he glanced at Shen Qingyun and then said to Xie Shaohuang, "I agree with your suggestion just now."

Xie Shaohuang bowed and laughed, "Since Senior has no objection, our alliance will be a natural outcome."

When Shen Qingyun heard this, he knew that Xie Shaohuang had really won over a great master.

"You used to think that I didn't speak well..."

After thinking for a while, he also bowed and smiled, "I didn't expect that Master Xie would make another contribution to our party's group building today. On behalf of all my colleagues in the party, I would like to thank Master Xie and Senior Miao!"

Xie Shaohuang laughed: "Master Shen, you really have the nerve to say that?"

Shen Qingyun looked puzzled.

Boss Miao said calmly: "Don't take all the credit for yourself, young man. I'm afraid you can't bear it."

"Uh," Meng Haoran said hurriedly, "Fellow Daoist Miao misunderstood. This meat party was really established by Little Friend Shen."

Xie Shaohuang and Miao Da Lao both frowned.

Shen Qingyun said modestly: "Senior Meng, the Hun Party is composed of like-minded people who spontaneously gathered for a common ideal. I dare not take credit for it."

"Haha, you can let it go," Meng Haoran said with a smile, "Of course, it doesn't matter who founded it. What matters is that our party has a group of young talents today, and a giant like Fellow Daoist Miao is here to lead the party. This is a great joy."

Shen Qingyun said respectfully: "Senior Meng is absolutely right."

When the other members of the group saw this, they hurried forward to congratulate them.

After this good news, Xie Shaohuang was sure that this alliance was really created by Shen Qingyun, and his mood immediately sank to the bottom.

"Why should he!"

Just because you joined the mutual aid group one day earlier than me?
impossible!
They even made some vegetarian and meat dishes for the mutual aid association to fool the meat lovers...

"He's not even pious about eating meat!"

There must be something in it that I don’t know!

At this point, Xie Shaohuang no longer had the face to argue with Shen Qingyun and could only sit there silently.

Miao Daxiu looked at Xie Shaohuang, then stood up and said calmly: "The matter has been settled, I will take my leave."

"Wait a minute," Meng Haoran stood up and said, "Why did Fellow Daoist Miao leave in such a hurry? It just so happens that Fellow Shen is here. Haha, let's not talk about the alliance for now. Fellow Daoist Miao is in for a treat, ha, Fellow Shen?"

Shen Qingyun understood what Ya meant when he heard the voice, but he was still hesitant.

Because Xie Shaohuang had a history of reporting before.

But since he has even used the name of a rebel in the mutual aid association...

"You're not going to report even yourself, are you?"

At this time, we can only believe in the power of belief!

Shen Qingyun quickly bowed and said respectfully, "I will follow Senior Meng's instructions."

As soon as he finished speaking, he waved his hand, and dishes from the shop appeared one after another.

"Wow!" Meng Haoran just looked at the dishes and smelled the aroma, then pointed at Shen Qingyun and scolded him, "You little friend Shen, how long do you plan to hide if Fellow Daoist Miao doesn't come?"

Shen Qingyun said embarrassedly: "Senior Meng is right. First, Senior Miao came in person. Second, it is because I only have this little stock..."

“Hahaha, you,” Meng Haoran laughed and looked at Miao Daxiu, “Fellow Daoist Miao, would you like to try it?”

Miao Daxiu gave Meng Haoran face and sat down again.

The gang members could no longer hold back their eagerness and rushed forward.

"Haha, Mr. Shen, I've been waiting for you to have a bite of real 'vegetarian meat'!"

"The vegetarian meat of the Mutual Aid Society is so good that even pigs would shake their heads when given the meat!"

"I can't say that. I can only say that what's fake is fake..."

"You may not believe me, but when Shen Xiaoyou first came to the mutual aid association and took out plates of meat in front of us, I knew that Shen Xiaoyou was not a vegetarian!"

"You used the pun very well, my friend. I'm afraid you are going to pass the calamity, right?"

……

You don’t know until you hear it. When Xie Shaohuang heard it, he was shocked and his head was buzzing.

When he regained some consciousness, he came to a conclusion that shocked the world and made the ghosts cry.

"This guy surnamed Shen, this is his first time going to a mutual aid association, is he going to deliver meat?!"

How dare he!
But then I thought about it...

He was ecstatic again.

"If this matter were to be disclosed to that catwoman..."

Xie Shaohuang took a deep breath and suppressed his excited heart.

I am at best undisciplined...

"But Shen Qingyun's actions are purely a slap in the face of Jin Xiangzong!"

Even if it's you, Shen Qingyun, I don't think you can get away with it...

"I'll give you a meat-free talisman!"

Xie Shaohuang was immediately pleased, picked up his chopsticks and started eating...

Then started vomiting.

"Oh my," Shen Qingyun said hurriedly, "Master Xie, you have been hit by a meat-forbidden talisman, you can't force yourself to eat like this."

"I'm happy with it!" Xie Shaohuang ruthlessly picked up another piece of food with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth, trying hard to hold back the urge to vomit. "Hahaha... vomit!" (End of this chapter)