My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

"Brother Shen, just float two red dates in clear water?"

"Here are three chopped green onions. Don't worry, they will taste delicious."

"Wow, Brother Shen has become a nobody..."

"Why are you crying? Haven't you heard that it's easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it's hard to go from luxury to frugality?"

"Who said such a shitty thing?"

"Brother Shen said so."

Tuoba Qian immediately slapped himself in the face and let the matter go.

Shen Qingyun was stunned.

"Isn't this too straightforward?"

Even more straightforward, after beating himself, Tuoba Qian asked his brother: "What does this have to do with this pot of food?"

Yes, I want to know too.

Shen Qingyun looked at Tuoba Tian again.

Tuoba Tian sighed and said, "It's obvious. Brother Shen made it difficult for himself. It's obvious that he is going to break through."

"Brother Shen," Tuoba Qian looked up at his elder brother, "My brother is praising you."

"Thank you both," Shen Qingyun said awkwardly, "It's definitely not a breakthrough, I just want to change the taste and eat something original."

After saying that, he picked up the knife, stood up and walked towards the alien thunder bull.

He has owned this species for more than half a year, but has never tasted it.

Now that he has this opportunity, he will not let it go.

"Brother Shen, Brother Shen," the two brothers now had a little bit of a sense of observation, and quickly stopped the attempt to grab the knife, "How can you do it with your hands? Just talk, we will do it."

The alien thunder bull continued to be in a state of stiffness.

Even so, a lot of fear arises from my instinct.

"The so-called tender meat is above the buttocks, with less fat and more lean meat."

"Three-flowered toes and five-flowered toes are both leg meat, three-flowered toes are in front, five-flowered toes are in the back..."

"The spoon core and spoon handle are taken from the shoulder..."

……

Brother Shen knows so much!

The two brothers looked at each other in bewilderment, but did not dare to stop.

After a short while, the two of them took back more than 30 dishes.

Shen Qingyun glanced down and saw that the knife skills were clumsy and the meat slices were thin and thick.

When he looked up again, he saw that twenty or thirty kilograms of meat had been taken from the alien thunder bull, but it was just like being bitten by a mosquito.

“Sustainable? That’s good…”

Shen Qingyun swallowed his saliva. Just then, the water in the pot began to bubble, so he took the colander and used chopsticks to pick up the meat.

"This hot pot is all about the original flavor of the ingredients," he said, shaking the slotted spoon to introduce, "and the tender meat is the best when you eat it first."

I was fed by Brother Shen, and then I looked at the tender meat slices that Brother Shen helped me scald, all of which were as thick as fingers. I was so moved.

"Brother Shen, how about you take the first spoonful?"

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Why should we be polite? I eat it often. This is your first time, so you must try it first... Okay, don't fight over it. Let's each have half..."

Cut the meat in two.

Just the aroma of hot meat wafting to the noses of the two brothers was enough to make their stomachs growl.

"Brother Shen, let's get started."

The two brothers were about to wolf down the food, but when it was about to enter their mouths, they started to chew it slowly.

Thanks to this change, the thunder that escaped from the beef slices the moment they entered the mouth only exploded in the mouths of the two people.

Shen Qingyun was shocked: "Brother Tuoba, are you okay?"

The two brothers were shaking like sieves.

After a while, Tuoba Tiancai came back to his senses, his eyes shining.

"Brother Shen, I have never tasted such delicious firecrackers in my life!"

Tuoba Qian also said excitedly: "It explodes as soon as you put it in your mouth, and the aroma of meat fills your teeth. Brother Shen, this is absolutely amazing!"

Shen Qingyun couldn't help it either.

But his level was there, so even though he was anxious, he was slow in his actions.

I specifically picked out a few slices of paper that were three millimeters thick and threw them into the colander. After reciting the mantra in my mind for seven or eight seconds, I lifted the spoon and shook it slightly, then flipped the pieces into the bowl.

When it was brought in front of him, he first looked at the color, then sniffed it. When the aroma massaged his olfactory nerves, he slowly picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece. The chopsticks shook slightly, and the curled up piece of meat swayed in the air as if it had come alive.

While he was jumping around, he put the chopsticks into his mouth.

Sure enough, the tender meat from the tip of the alien thunder bull's buttocks began to breakdance in his mouth.

"It feels like eating popping candy, or the plus version. So cool!"

Shen Qingyun squinted his eyes happily, chewed slowly and savored the food, bubbling with delight.

The two brothers had finished their meal long ago, and seeing that Shen Qingyun was eating slowly, they became anxious and started eating themselves.

Shen Qingyun did not stop him and instructed: "After eating the tender meat, you can eat the three flowers and five flowers. In short, eat the lean meat first and then the fat... Hey, hey, hey, there is no need to eat the raw ones. We are not savages who eat raw meat and drink blood, haha..."

The three of them were eating enthusiastically.

They are all body builders, how can they afford to lose dozens of kilograms of flesh?

The Tuoba brothers ran back and forth seven or eight times, and the three of them were only half full.

Seeing that they were still not satisfied, Shen Qingyun asked the two brothers to take 100 kilograms of beef leg meat and cut it into pieces.

"Brother Shen, what are you doing?"

When Shen Qingyun stood up, two iron sticks appeared in his hands.

"Hand-pounded alien thunder beef balls!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the two sticks fell on the beef leg.

The two brothers only saw the shadow of a stick and beef scraps flying everywhere.

After a while, Shen Qingyun put away the stick handsomely, and the hundred pounds of beef leg meat in front of him had turned into mud.

“It tastes delicious at first glance!”

The two brothers began to drool again.

"This is just the beginning." Shen Qingyun was amused, and said as he took the seasoning, "This dish takes a lot of effort, but it tastes good... and is fun."

Tuoba Qian asked curiously: "Is it fun?"

"Well, it can be used as a hidden weapon."

While he was speaking, Shen Qingyun had already poured salt, starch, sugar, pepper, and the chicken oil specially made by the shop to enhance the flavor, on the minced meat.

You don't even have to do anything, the meat paste starts to mix itself as if it has a soul.

While stirring, Shen Qingyun's pot of water was missing again.

When the water temperature was right, he grabbed a handful of the mixed meat paste and kneaded and squeezed it. A ball of meat paste emerged from his tiger's mouth. He took a spoon and scooped it up. The ball of meat paste was round and cute.

Put the spoon into the warm water, with a slight tremor of the hands, the meatballs slide into the water. In a few seconds, the bright red fades and the milky white gradually appears.

When the two brothers saw this, they called him a god.

Shen Qingyun worked slowly and it took him more than a quarter of an hour to finish the hundred pounds of beef leg meat.

The beef balls were piled up in three large bowls, steaming.

The three of them each took two plates and put them into the onion pot to cook.

Shen Qingyun scooped up the soup, sipped it, and waited happily.

at the same time.

There was also a scarlet vision inside the alien thunder bull, which saw the entire process of taking the bull and eating its meat clearly.

"Devil, devil..."

The voice of sighing is actually a bit cold.

But in the coldness, there was also horror and timidity.

It seemed that the cruelty he saw before his eyes was so horrific that even someone as gloomy as him could not accept it.

"I am just controlling the spirit beast. This is just a means for me to achieve my goal!"

And he, that seemingly beautiful man...

"Eating a different species of thunder bull alive!"

And in front of the alien thunder bull!
If this isn’t the devil, what is?
Just as he finished his sigh, he felt his vision tremble again, as if he was hit by something.

The next moment, the laughter broke out again.

"Brother Shen, you really know how to play!"

"I'll have one too, let's go!"

The owner of the cold voice watched helplessly as a meatball was shot towards the alien thunder bull, and with a bang, the meatball bounced back.

What follows is a scene of the three devils having a lot of fun.

"It can be confirmed. This is definitely the devil among devils..."

Could it be the...senior from the Demon Sect?
You can't afford to mess with this kind of ruthless character!
The cold voice finally glanced at Shen Qingyun timidly and fell silent.

Not long after, tens of thousands of miles away, the five-tailed fox that was chasing the cultivator suddenly stopped flying.

The next moment, a flash of blood flashed across her eyes. When her vision adjusted, she recalled the scene of being eaten alive and played with, and her cold voice was filled with a yearning for truth, goodness and beauty.

"Damn it, I, Cui Jiuying, would like to respect you as a ruthless man!"

After sighing, she narrowed her eyes and looked at the old man who was fleeing in front of her.

"Hey, luring the enemy in? Old man, your abacus beads are flying on my face!"

With a sneer, the fox spirit was ready to fly away.

Unexpectedly, the fox's body did not move, but the middle tail among its five tails stood up.

The owner of the cold voice turned around in surprise, and saw that the upright tail suddenly bent in the middle, forming a right angle.

That’s not all, the horizontal part on top began to rotate again.

buzzing buzzing...

The five-tailed fox opened its eyes wide, staring blankly at itself taking off from the ground.

After a while, she felt overwhelmed with shame.

"The Spirit Fox Clan, do they fly like this?"

As soon as things got back on track here, the alien thunder bull over there also woke up.

The moment Shen Qingyun discovered it, he took away everything, not to mention the beef balls, but also the pot and charcoal.

He even held back a half-burp.

So when the alien thunder bull woke up, it saw three human teenagers with righteous faces looking at it with concern.

There was also an inexplicable smell of meat wafting around. "Moo...hiss!"

The alien thunder bull felt pain every time it turned over, but it didn't know where it hurt.

He turned around and glanced at his body, and almost fainted again.

"What kind of hardships have I gone through to still be alive? May God bless me."

The Tuoba brothers were beginning to feel a little overwhelmed.

Shen Qingyun also felt a little guilty, but after a quick scan with his spiritual sense, he found that after all this ordeal, the plaques that had fallen off the blood vessels of the alien thunder bull had disappeared.

"I saved him..."

He lost only 200 kilograms of flesh, but gained a new life...

Why should I feel guilty?
Shen Qingyun straightened his back, bowed his hands and said respectfully: "I guess that you may have experienced a war, which caused the outbreak of a hidden disease, but please rest assured, you are out of danger after the three of us rescued you."

"The war...why don't I remember anything?"

"Senior is already blessed with great fortune," Shen Qingyun said sincerely, "If it were someone else, I'm afraid they wouldn't be able to recover to this level, right?"

The alien thunder bull was horrified: "What kind of hidden disease is so dangerous?"

"Let me put it this way," Shen Qingyun said seriously, "if this disease were to happen to other people, they would drool after it was cured."

How does Brother Shen manage to be so righteous?
The two Tuoba brothers looked at each other.

"I see," the alien thunder bull said in confusion, "but I don't know what this disease is called?"

"Cerebral infarction."

“What is a stroke?”

"To put it simply," Shen Qingyun pointed to his head and said regretfully, "Senior may have suffered a severe blow to the head, causing blood and qi to coagulate and become blocked..."

"Oh..." The alien thunder bull first realized, then was confused, "So someone hit me... on the head?"

Brother Tuoba is feeling guilty again, afraid that I will ask him who beat him.

"Oh no, we just tricked him into taking some medicine, we didn't hit him on the head!"

"Yeah, brother, I didn't even hit the little head!"

Just when the two brothers had gained the confidence to fight to the death, Shen Qingyun had already taken the initiative to attack.

"Senior, do you remember anything?"

"I remember..." The alien thunder bull looked dazed, muttering to himself, "I received the order from the clan leader and rushed out from the center of the mound, for..."

After a long time, he stared with his eyes wide open!
"Evil Shaohuang!"

Connected!
"It seems that the senior has no sequelae from the cerebral infarction!"

Shen Qingyun nodded silently, and then said: "Senior, are you looking for Xie Shaohuang too?"

What is it called?
The two Tuoba brothers looked at each other in confusion.

The alien thunder bull had already remembered what happened before he was injured. He stood up with pain and asked in confusion: "You also know Xie Shaohuang?"

Shen Qingyun said respectfully: "Xie Shaohuang is the number one prodigy of the Chu-Han Immortal Dynasty. I heard that fellow Taoists from the Jin Xiang Sect were looking for him and asked me to keep an eye on him."

"In that case, we are one of our own," said the alien thunder bull with emotion, "You three have decent cultivation. Please keep an eye out for us. If you really get something, it will be a great opportunity."

"It is only natural for a junior to help, but I dare not take credit for it," Shen Qingyun asked curiously, "but I don't know why both the senior and fellow Daoist Jin Xiangzong are looking for this person?"

The alien thunder bull hesitated for a moment and then told the whole story.

Shen Qingyun was shocked and said, "He...he bullied the descendant of the spirit beast king?"

"It's more than just bullying," the alien thunder bull was unwilling to say more, shaking his head and muffledly saying, "Anyway, this man is unforgivable, and swallowing him alive is a bargain for him."

When they heard the word "swallow alive", the three kids felt guilty again.

Shen Qingyun thought for a moment and asked, "I wonder which clan's descendants he offended?"

"Five Elements Star Luan!"

"Five Elements Star Luan!" Shen Qingyun took a breath of cold air. He vaguely remembered that he had heard of it, but he couldn't remember it clearly. He immediately asked, "Which tribe is this?"

Seeing how shocked you look, I thought you knew.

The alien thunder bull groaned.

"Even if it is a branch of the Luan Bird Clan, it can dominate the world of immortal cultivation regardless of its talent, bloodline or strength. If you meet it in the future, you must be respectful."

"Thank you for your guidance, senior!"

The two sides chatted for a few more words, and Shen Qingyun pointed in a random direction and watched the ingredients run away.

"Brother Shen," Tuoba Qian said with some reluctance, "You're just going to let him run away like this?"

"Brother Shen wants you to teach him how to do things?" Tuoba Tian cursed and asked with a smile, "Brother Shen's move must have a deep meaning, right?"

Shen Qingyun stroked his chin and said, "Looking at the posture of the spirit beast, it doesn't look like a new grudge, right?"

The two brothers thought about it and realized it was true.

"That's an old grudge," Tuoba Tian said with deep conviction, "The Chu-Han Tianjiao is so arrogant that he stirs up trouble. He is nothing like us...especially not like Brother Shen, who is kind to others..."

Could it be that after a few bites of the thunder beef, my brother's brain was enlightened?

Tuoba Qian thought about it and frowned, "That's not right. Xie Shaohuang has been tormented by Brother Shen these days, so he doesn't have time to go out and do anything, right?"

How have I ever bothered others?

Shen Qingyun touched his nose and was too lazy to think about it.

I just hope that both the Alien Thunder Bull and the Evil Shaohuang can gain some growth from the confrontation...

"For example, making the meat better, making the Scarlet Sky Divine Thunder more powerful, and so on."

Then the three of them set off.

With Brother Shen, the two of them had a backbone and became incredibly lively.

They looked for opportunities as they walked along the way, and actually found three or two for them.

"Brother Shen, why don't you look for it?"

"Yes, Brother Shen," Tuoba Qian said excitedly, "With Brother Shen's character, he can pick up treasures with his eyes closed!"

Thank you both...eh?

"How can everything be related to one's character? Bah bah bah..."

Shen Qingyun was unhappy and kicked a guy. Seeing this, Tuoba Qian dodged and caught the flying plate with his hand.

"Haha, thank you Brother Shen for the reward!"

Shen Qingyun said happily: "You didn't even check what it was, and you just broke it..."

"Huh?" A cultivator happened to pass by and saw this scene. He was surprised and said, "It's the beast marrow crystal that only appears once in a thousand years? My friend, I am willing to pay a thousand..."

What a joke!
Shen Qingyun stared, and hurriedly invited the four realms who were passing by to come over. After careful study, he got the confirmation.

"It really is……"

The three of them took a deep breath.

After sucking, the two Tuoba brothers stared at Shen Qingyun with tears in their eyes.

Shen Qingyun was even more unhappy.

"I finally found a treasure, but I gave it to someone else..."

Shen Qingyun, you are a prodigal son!

"Ahem," he coughed lightly and frowned, "Brother Tuoba, you should take such a valuable item..."

"Brother Shen, no matter how valuable this thing is, it cannot compare to my gratitude to you!"

I really want to say that brothers should settle accounts clearly!

Shen Qingyun watched eagerly as Tuoba Qian solemnly put away the beast marrow crystal.

Turning his head, he saw Tuoba Tian and the passing Da Xiu staring at him eagerly.

"Haha, don't look at me like that. Chance, chance, it's all fate... Hey, senior, let's go together. With the senior here, we have a backbone. This time, we will definitely have opportunities along the way in this treasure hunt..."

When the four of them set out on their journey again, the five-tailed fox was successfully lured into the enemy's territory.

In front of us were an old man and a middle-aged man, both with flat heads and covered in dirt. It looked like they had been through a series of battles.

The old ones were still smiling, while the middle-aged ones looked disdainful and even a little sad.

"Old man, if I'm right, this thing is called a vixen, right?"

"What, stinky?"

"No," Pangbo smacked his lips, dissatisfied, "Old sir, are you using this thing to test a fourth-rank official?"

Huo Xiu said calmly: "Don't look down on me. If what I guessed is correct, this fellow Taoist happens to be your weak spot!"

The old man still understands me!
Seeing Huo Xiu being so straightforward, Pangbo stopped being pretentious, took a deep breath, and rushed forward.

"Hahaha, challenge my weak spot today!"

The war started.

The wind and clouds are moving.

Huo Xiu narrowed his eyes.

Both sides are in the fifth realm, and their strength is not to be mentioned, but their fighting power is also equal. It can be called a battle of hardness and softness.

"Compared to before, there has been some progress..."

But this little progress is not enough compared to the other children.

"Hey, Qin Wu, the third person in the fifth realm..."

After thinking about it, he secretly changed his words.

"More likely the fourth."

As soon as Shen Qingyun appeared in his mind, he was distracted.

"I don't know if Xiao Shen has found his chance at this moment, and those guys..."

Three thousand miles away.

Jin Xiangzong's men encountered a group of spiritual beasts.

The two sides exchanged information for a while, Catwoman frowned even more, and the elders also talked a lot.

"Have those five realms really united?"

"Isn't it to deal with the spirit beast, but someone?"

"What are you still talking about?" Catwoman gritted her teeth and said, "It must be Xie Shaohuang. He has been promoted to the fifth realm and is showing off everywhere. It's really abominable! Speed ​​up!"

By speeding up, they immediately approached the hard and soft battlefield.

The five-tailed fox was startled and wanted to run away.

"Haha, I knew you were going to run away, but where can you run to!"

Pang Bo was waiting for this opportunity. When he saw the five-tailed fox reveal a flaw, the lightning power that had just recovered in his body was released instantly.

The five-tailed fox had never expected this and froze instantly.

Even though she was stiff for only a moment, when she recovered, her body had been strangled by Pangbo!
Pangbo's eyes were excited, and he was about to make the other party admit defeat, when suddenly a large group of people and beasts appeared in front of him.

Huo Xiu turned his head and was about to smile and bow to say hello, but the cat girl over there saw the cultivator bullying a spiritual beast, and it was a spiritual fox at that, and she got furious.

"Fuck him!" (End of this chapter)