My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

"Young Pavilion Master, walk slowly!"

The people from Yunzang, led by Shopkeeper Chen Er, lined up in five rows and watched Daoxuan Ge and his group leave.

Everyone looked reluctant.

It's a good show.

The commission was earned.

Learned a song.

By the way, I paid off a large loan.

"Good things happen every day, and today they come to my house..."

Shopkeeper Chen Er sighed, turned his head and frowned.

The servants and butlers gathered around him were all uglier than the other.

"I'm telling you guys, you're ugly, that's all," he cursed, "where does the confidence on your faces come from?"

All the ugly employees bowed and sang: "I am ugly, but I am gentle..."

"Go to work!"

After scolding the ugly employee away, the ugly man who took the beautiful girl away appeared in Chen Er's mind again.

"Ah, what a world..."

"What the shopkeeper said is right. I also think it is too unfair."

Chen Er took a glance and saw that the guy next to him was the same guy from the beginning.

"You're so free?"

"Well, I have a little immature idea..."

Chen Er listened attentively.

The waiter said respectfully: "I think that once today's incident is spread out, it will surely lead to a trend of ugliness being beautiful. I suggest that Yunzang can recruit more waiters who are oriented towards ugliness..."

Chen Er's scalp tingled and he kicked out.

"Your suggestion is very good, please don't give me any more suggestions in the future!"

After kicking the waiter away, Chen Er was about to enter the building when he heard a hysterical roar in the distance.

"Xie Shaohuang, I, Xuantazi, will never coexist with you!"

Wow, the voice is broken!
Chen Er touched his nose in annoyance, turned around, went into the building, and started giving orders.

"Go and find out who Xie Shaohuang is..."

The disturbance here spread quickly in the market.

Shen Qingyun, holding the beauty in his arms, left the market, flew thousands of miles, and chose a place to land by a green river.

"Wow, so beautiful!" Yun Xi swung her feet and threw off her boots, but she couldn't throw off Shen Qingyun. "Put me down. If you dare to be rude again, I will tell your father!"

Shen Qingyun said expressionlessly: "You sue my father, and I will sue your father too!"

"Great, seniority and inferiority don't matter!"

Shen Qingyun ignored him, turned around and smiled sinisterly: "Three fellow Taoists, we have traveled more than 3,000 miles smoothly, isn't it a bit too smooth?"

The three monks who were following them were discovered, and were about to show up when they were slapped in the face by three invisible slaps, and began to play windmill in the air.

"Hehehe..." Yun Xi laughed non-stop.

Shen Qingyun was speechless and cried, "Aunt, are you really so heartless?"

Yun Xi's eyes sparkled, and she said in surprise: "Isn't it funny... Oh!"

Shen Qingyun threw him to the ground and said angrily: "It's fine if you ran away alone, but you dare to provoke Daoxuan Pavilion? It's fine if you provoke Daoxuan Pavilion, but you also provoke the young master of Daoxuan Pavilion, my lady..."

Yun Xi got up and pointed at the three windmills: "Nephew, turn faster!"

Okay, as long as you don't take advantage of your age and listen to me.

Shen Qingyun was preaching while he was transferring people.

"Grandma, this is the world of immortal cultivation!"

"Even a sneeze can cause a mortal to be reborn..."

"You've seen this too. The cultivators can spin around so smoothly. A mortal would have vomited long ago!"

"Wouldn't it be better for you to just stay in Qinwu?"

"I'm just confused. Why did you think of this?"

……

After talking for a long time, Yun Xi suddenly turned to look at Shen Qingyun and said with disdain: "Change back, it's so ugly that I want to vomit!"

You just kissed me!

Shen Qingyun rubbed his face angrily and changed back.

He also knew the temperament of the little princess of the Yun family, so he softened his tone and began to praise her.

"But luckily she is my aunt, otherwise it would be quite difficult for me, your nephew, to take action this time..."

Yun Xi turned up her nose, feeling very proud.

"Who am I, Auntie? How come I don't know how to transmit sound?"

Shen Qingyun praised: "Aunt is so powerful. She didn't change her expression or heartbeat when she heard the message. If it were me, I would open my mouth a little."

"Hehe," Yun Xi finally spoke with interest, "My niece brought me here."

Shen Qingyun stared: "Who gave birth to the child? I don't know such an important thing?"

"Isn't it ready-made, little sad boy?"

"Puff..." Shen Qingyun's face turned black, and she begged for mercy again, "Auntie, you are over 400 years old. Without me, grandpa would have to kowtow to you!"

Yun Xi was stunned for a moment and started punching the grass with her little fists.

"Stop laughing!" Shen Qingyun said angrily, "To be honest... no, it must be your aunt who coerced and bribed me..."

"Hehe," Yun Xi wiped her tears and said proudly, "Little Beibei said that I am a genius in cultivation. I heard that the lotus seeds in Daoxuan Pavilion are ripe, so I came here."

Shen Qingyun said expressionlessly: "Where are the people?"

"Oh, right, why is Little Beibei gone?"

"Could it be... eaten?"

"Wow, that's scary, nephew, give me a hug!"

"Go down!"

After Yun Xi's explanation, Shen Qingyun realized that Qiu Bei had gone out for something and asked Yun Xi not to run around.

It was obvious that Yun Xi didn't listen to her niece.

"Where did the three monks beside you pick it up?"

"The company is hiring."

Shen Qingyun was completely speechless and said bitterly: "It would be better if you could bring Uncle Sima with you."

"He's not available."

"What are you busy with, uncle?"

Yun Xi smiled and said, "I heard that you were specially hired by Guixu Sect as a visiting professor at the school, and you are busy compiling teaching plans."

This is poisoning!
Shen Qingyun touched his nose and looked back. The three monks had all started to spit out green bubbles, so he waved his hand and sent them away.

"Aunt, let's not wait for my sister...eh?" As he was speaking, he looked up and said, "Sister?"

Just as he finished speaking, a gust of wind hit the two of them, followed by the sound of gnashing teeth.

"Yun! Xi!"

Yun Xi shrank into Shen Qingyun's arms and said weakly, "Call me, call me auntie..."

"Hey, hey, hey, sister, it's not that serious," Shen Qingyun said hurriedly, "You're just a child, just find it back, I'll ask grandpa to punish you later... Eh? Sister, your expression..."

Qiu was so angry that he uttered words one by one.

"Tiao! Hu! Li! Shan!"

Shen Qingyun's expression changed: "Did Xuan Tazi do it?"

"If it weren't for the Kongming Lotus Seed," Qiu Bei said with gnashing teeth, "how could I have gone there alone?"

As a result, he found something wrong halfway and returned immediately. He was entangled by two people in the fifth realm again and only escaped more than an hour ago.

Shen Qingyun almost burst into swear words.

"Luckily I encountered it, otherwise..."

Think about that scene. No matter how clever and eccentric my aunt is, can she be a match for the monk?
"From marriage proposal to wedding ceremony to bridal chamber, I will be your cousin's uncle by this time next year?"

Thank you, Xuantazi!

Seeing Shen Qingyun starting to grind his teeth, Yun Xi's eyes rolled and she was about to cry.

"Woo woo, oh, so scary..."

"Hey? Don't cry, Auntie. It's safe now."

"But, but that thief is still, still alive in the world..."

Such murderous intent!

The two siblings looked at each other, somewhat annoyed, but they couldn't suppress their anger.

"Qingyun, why are you here?"

Shen Qingyun said a few words briefly, then asked, "Sister, my aunt...really needs Kongming lotus seeds?"

"Otherwise I wouldn't have brought her out," Qiu lamented, "After picking the Kongming lotus seeds, the sooner you take them, the better the effect. Yun Xi..."

Yun Xi yelled, "Call me auntie..."

Qiu was sad and happy: "You're not crying anymore?"

"Humph!"

Yun Xi ran away on her white and tender little feet, and soon started giggling again.

A hint of envy flashed across Qiu Bei's eyes. She also wanted to have such a heartless life.

But then I changed my mind and felt apologetic.

"Qingyun, I'm sorry, I was too rash this time..."

"What are you saying, sister?" Shen Qingyun said sincerely, "I can't thank you enough for caring about me. Besides, in the world of immortal cultivation... it's not a bad thing for me to feel the evil of people in advance..."

Having said that, he did not believe Qiu Bei's words about bringing Yun Xi to the world of immortal cultivation.

"There must be other reasons..."

But Qiu Bei didn't say anything, and he didn't ask either. He just took out two copper boxes.

"Sister, here you go."

"What is this..." Qiu Bei subconsciously reached out his hand, paused halfway, and his expression gradually became shocked, "Lotus seeds?"

"Ah."

Qiu Bei's body shook violently: "You, you gave the Xuan Pagoda to..." After hearing what Shen Qingyun said, Qiu Bei was no longer shocked, but his eyes dropped.

"Is this okay?"

Shen Qingyun said helplessly: "I didn't expect it either. I can only say it's a freak."

Weird?

Qiu Bei's thoughts were a little stagnant.

"If you want to talk about weirdness, it's probably that I'm taking pictures of lotus seeds myself, but..."

But other than that, these are all basic operations for a playboy to hook up with a beautiful girl. What's so special about them?
"My brother..." Qiu Bei shook his head and asked, "Are you saying that you are not your original appearance?"

Shen Qingyun rubbed his face and Wang Baoqiang appeared.

Qiu Bei had seen this face before, and his mouth opened wide, revealing his back teeth.

"You, you can win the beauty with just this face?"

Shen Qingyun said speechlessly: "The key is that I can't enter Yunzang by myself."

"Yeah, yeah, I understand..."

Qiu Bei didn't dare to ask. His mind was full of the famous scene of a man who was a hundred times uglier than Xuan Tazi, taking away the beauty that Xuan Tazi liked in front of him.

"Sister, hurry up and take it."

"oh oh……"

Qiu Bei quickly took the two small copper boxes, and his head was spinning again.

"By the way, you also got two Void Lotus Seeds at a price less than 10% off?"

Xuan Tazi played a trick on me, but he lost both his money and his life!
"hey-hey……"

Shen Qingyun was stunned and asked, "Sister, what are you laughing at?"

"Ahem," Qiu Bei pretended to be serious, "Did Xuan Tazi die of anger?"

"Not really, Young Master."

"What Young Pavilion Master? I can't stand your torture..." Qiu Bei thought about it, and immediately really stood up for it, "Besides, the Kongming Lotus Seeds are extremely valuable. In the past, the Pavilion Master of Daoxuan Pavilion handled it personally. This matter is of no small importance."

Upon hearing this, Shen Qingyun quickly pushed the person away: "Hurry, hurry, hurry, eat it and you'll be fine."

The Kongming lotus seeds are precious, but the method of taking them is not difficult.

Yun Xi opened her little mouth, Qiu Bei stretched out his hand and flicked it, and it was done.

Shen Qingyun was sweating as he watched: "Sister, this is no different from eating beans?"

Qiu Bei was pleasantly surprised and said, "What do you know? If your physique is not compatible, you will have to vomit violently once it enters your throat. Yun Xi, you really have the potential of the Xuanyin Kongming Body!"

"What's the use?" Yun Xi put her hands behind her back, looked up at the sky, and said sadly, "Some people don't even want to call me aunt."

"You are such an ungrateful person..."

"Oh my, I wonder who found the lotus seeds."

"Qingyun, look at her... wuwuwu..."

"Hey, don't cry, look at me criticizing her! Aunt, all the mistakes are my fault..."

"Huh? Where do you put your head, little Beibei? How dare you take advantage of my nephew... You have to pay more!"

……

Luowufang City.

Inside the most luxurious cave in the cave area.

Everything that needed to be smashed had been smashed, but the matter was not over yet.

The practitioners of Daoxuan Pavilion, who had been well prepared, knew how much injustice their young pavilion master had suffered. They silently took things out of their storage bags and placed them where the young pavilion master could reach them, allowing him to vent his anger.

"Evil Shaohuang!"

"Ah ah ah..."

"If I don't take revenge, I'm not Xuan Tazi!"

"Hahaha, God is blind, why does he do that? Why does he do that?"

"I originally turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon only shines on the ditch..."

"Miss Yunxi, what's so good about Xie Shaohuang?"

"You say, you say!"

……

When the two fifth-level elders who were entangled with Qiu Bei returned, they were confused when they saw this strange sight.

"What about people?"

"Reply to the elder, run, run away..."

"Hiss, you don't even like the Xuanyin Kongming Lotus Seed?"

"Uh, I like it..."

"What do you mean?"

"Running with the lotus seeds..."

……

After some inquiries, the two elders looked gloomy.

The three Xuanyin Kongming lotus seeds are of great importance.

The reason why the two did not object to Xuan Tazi's use of lotus seeds to seduce girls was that they were confident that they could take the lotus seeds back after seducing the girls.

Now the beauty has run away and the lotus seeds are gone!
The two elders were so angry that they collapsed.

"You ran away with three? Are all of you dead?"

"Reply, reply to the elder, there is still one left..."

Good luck!

The relief that had just surged in the hearts of the two elders was ruthlessly crushed in the subsequent conversation, and they could not even stand.

Those two were auctioned off!
The remaining one was bought at an auction!

The price I got back was a hundred times what I paid for it!
Therefore, Daoxuan Pavilion, which sold the lotus seeds, couldn’t even afford the handling fee for buying them back, and had to ask Yunzang for a loan!

"Is the Young Master possessed by evil spirits?!"

The practitioners were stunned.

"Let the elders know that the thief's surname is really Xie!"

"Everyone get lost!"

The cultivators ran away in shame, while the two elders gasped and stared at each other.

"How to fix it?"

"It goes without saying that we must take it back, otherwise we will surely die if we go back!"

Speaking of which, the three lotus seeds of the Daoxuan Pavilion Master are related to the Ten Directions Alliance.

We all work in the world of immortal cultivation. Even though we belong to two different domains, they are adjacent to each other.

Therefore, the impact of the Ten-Directions Alliance and the first-class hypermarket has definitely affected the Yunxiao Market.

Moreover, this kind of thing cannot stand scrutiny at all. Everything that the monks need, from the source to the sales, is monopolized by one company. Their ruthless aura intimidates the powerful people from all directions.

And the ones who came up with this kind of thing were just a few small sects in the Yunxiu Sect’s territory…

Daoxuan Pavilion, located in the territory of Lanlanjian, already has the ambition of a hero. It would be unreasonable if it did not have some ideas.

Therefore, the three Xuanyin Kongming lotus seeds carry the heavy responsibility of whether Daoxuan Pavilion can infiltrate the Ten Directions Alliance, wait for an opportunity to join, and then erode the power of Lanlanjian.

As a result, the Pavilion Master's century-long plan was aborted because of the seduction of a girl by the Young Pavilion Master.

"There is no time to lose," an elder with thick eyebrows stood up hastily, "We must find that... evil thief right away!"

"But the Young Master..."

"I don't believe that Young Master doesn't want revenge. Let's go!"

……

Hearing that the elder was going to stand up for him, Xuan Taizi had no reason to be unhappy.

"This young Pavilion Master will personally go out and set off!"

I don't know which monk has been to Qinwu...

In just a short while, a fantasy story titled "Young Pavilion Master Sells Lotus Seeds at a Cheap Price" and "Evil Young Master Huang Collects Both Beautiful Treasures" has been put on the shelves of three Mingxiangzhais and has become a big hit in every store.

Xuan Tazi was almost mad with anger: "Tear down the building for me, Young Master!"

Can the two elders make Xuan Taizi go crazy again?
"Young Pavilion Master, not many people know you. We have business to attend to."

"Yes, yes, yes. Once we get the lotus seeds back and seek revenge on Xie Shaohuang, all problems will no longer be problems!"

I can't wait any longer!

Xuan Tazi was about to throw a tantrum when the middle-aged monk, his best teammate, suddenly pointed forward.

"Young Pavilion Master, look, it's Xie Shaohuang!"

Xuan Tazi looked in the direction of the sound and his eyes instantly turned red.

The two elders also looked over and frowned.

"Ugly and stupid, how did the young master lose?"

"No, why are both women... all of them?"

The other cultivators also noticed that at this moment, Xie Shaohuang had a beautiful woman on each side, and both were holding onto Xie Shaohuang's arms...

Not only did they not fall out, but they seemed to be competing for favor?

"Fuck, could it be that this ugly guy saved the world of immortal cultivation in his previous life... Oh no!"

The middle-aged monk's expression suddenly changed and he looked at Xuan Tazi.

Xuan Tazi's eyes were no longer red, and saliva was oozing from the corners of his mouth. He stared blankly at a man and two women not far away, his ears perked up.

"Everything is fine. If you continue to act like that, don't blame me for ignoring you!"

"I know. I promise to do whatever you say..."

"Hehe, Xier loves you the most, please don't be angry, Xier will give you a massage..."

……

Ouch!

Xuan Tazi howled like a wolf, turned around and ran away crying.

Pretty!

A man and a woman looked at each other in a frivolous manner.

"Plambi, move!" (End of this chapter)