My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Deep in the Ailao Mountains.

The quasi-pyramid scheme organization is also ready to go.

This is a team full of hope.

Ninety-nine percent of the people had shining eyes, and under the leadership of the founder, Brother Lu, they were heading towards the pinnacle of their lives.

Yun Xi looked at it for a long time and couldn't help but stick out her tongue.

"You're hiring someone to hold an umbrella for you? That's too cool, isn't it?"

Yin Hong asked: "What is the meaning of 'big style'?"

When you are out, don't talk nonsense!
Shen Qingyun glared at his aunt, and then explained to Yin Hong: "That is... this fellow Taoist has an elegant temperament, dignified manners, proper words and deeds, profound cultivation, and is deeply respected by his colleagues. He has a leadership style."

Yin Hong understood immediately: "Mr. Huo's kind!"

Shen Qingyun immediately gave a thumbs up: "Commander-in-chief Yin hit the nail on the head!"

Qiu Bei rolled her eyes: "You two are acting like this, making Fellow Daoist Huo look incompetent."

"Sister, what you said is true," Shen Qingyun said seriously, "Master recruited us. If he has the ability... wouldn't it be a waste of time to recruit us?"

Yin Hong quickly covered her ears.

Yun Xi almost laughed out loud, but when she saw that the people in front of her were almost gone, she hurriedly urged, "Hurry up, little nephew, we'll talk to your parents when we get back!"

One man and three women set off.

Even at this moment, Brother Lu still did not say where his destination was.

Shen Qingyun didn't care anymore. His outward spiritual consciousness gradually retracted as the person behind him accelerated.

"At least the cultivation level of the late fifth realm," Qiu Bei frowned slightly, "Catching all the way, are you so confident?"

"We didn't hide our whereabouts very well," Shen Qingyun didn't care about this and asked, "Sister, are you feeling any pressure?"

Qiu Bei rolled her eyes and said in a voice transmission: "It's been less than a year since your sister broke through, okay?"

Yun Xi asked, "My little nephew, what does Little Beibei mean... is she very weak?"

Shen Qingyun almost couldn't hold it together, and said solemnly: "Adults should not interrupt when children are talking!"

“You…eh?” Yun Xi’s eyes lit up. “You use the most arrogant tone to say the most cowardly words? Haha, okay, have fun with Xiao Beibei, don’t bully her…”

Shen Qiu and the other person were a few steps slower and fell behind.

"Qingyun, do you want me to take action?"

"Are you having trouble?"

"well enough."

Qiu Bei is somewhat confident.

It was a life-threatening experience to break through the realm, but more than half a year has passed since the breakthrough. Not only have all her injuries healed, but the foundation of her cultivation has also become much more rounded and solid.

Seeing that Qiu Bei was not forcing herself to show off, Shen Qingyun was a little shocked: "Sister, are you so awesome?"

"Humph," Qiu Bei said indifferently, "If I don't have any skills, how can I be your sister?"

Shen Qingyun shook his hands and said angrily: "At this moment, in this situation... I wish all ten of them were thumbs!"

"Alright," Qiu Bei said in a voice transmission, both angry and amused, "I can help you, you just take care of your aunt by yourself..."

"Sister, are you going to separate at this time?"

"must!"

……

Even though he didn't understand why Shen Qingyun wanted him to take action, Qiu Bei still chose to cooperate with the first cultivator behind him who was at least in the late fifth realm.

at the same time.

Xuan Zhuzi, who chose to go forward alone, first stopped and looked at the sudden big hole with caution.

The traces of human excavation are becoming more and more obvious.

That’s all.

He even saw traces of a large number of monastic activities.

"The most important thing is that it contains the aura of my Dao Xuan Ce's skills!"

After confirming this point, Xuan Zhuzi felt relieved.

The next moment he hesitated again.

It was beyond his expectation that he could find his son's whereabouts so quickly in the Ailao Mountains.

In this way, the team he borrowed before was not only useless, but also...

Xuan Zhuzi pondered while looking around the cave.

"If I'm not mistaken, the cultivators here are probably going to some secret place!"

What is a secret realm?

Opportunity!

And it is a great opportunity discovered in the Ailao Mountains!
"If that's the case, then the group of people behind me would become stumbling blocks..."

Sighing secretly, Xuan Zhuzi was temporarily unable to stop the leader of Lanlanjian behind him.

"Speed ​​up, maybe we can drive the tiger away and swallow the wolf..."

After making up his mind, Xuan Zhuzi continued to move forward.

Not long after, a demonic sound came from the front.

"Today I will introduce three Taoist friends, and tomorrow we will compete with the immortals in the cave..."

"Develop a hundred people to become peak masters, and collect rents while lying down to enjoy endless happiness..."

……

Xuan Zhuzi frowned and paused again, looking at the huge cave next to him which was deserted but still noisy.

I don't understand...

But based on some of the things that Moyin had thought about, he felt a little creepy.

"What kind of heaven-defying opportunity are those monks seeking by kidnapping people?"

Not daring to miss any clues, Xuan Zhuzi listened to the song twice on repeat to make sure there was nothing missed before leaving suspiciously.

Brother Lu and his group also stopped for the first time.

More than a thousand delivery men and the cultivators from Daoxuan Pavilion were all stunned by what they saw.

It is still a world in the underground cave.

Unlike the huge hole thousands of miles behind him, this world was more like a fairyland that had fallen into the human world.

There is a thousand-foot-long column made of white jade.

There are Taoist patterns that are extremely complex.

Especially the sky above, which is an illusory rotating black hole. Every time it rotates, it shoots down a colorful beam of light.

Every time a beam of light appears, it will always fall on some monks.

At first, the cultivators were terrified and avoided it.

After dozens of times, they found that there was nothing unusual when being illuminated by the light column. Even Monk Lu did not dodge and was illuminated seven or eight times. Only then did the monks feel relieved.

"Is this, is this the Xianyu Temple that fell from the sky?"

"That pillar of light, could it be the guiding light of the immortals?"

"What a strange place. Where does this place lead to?"

……

Shock and confusion instantly filled the underground space.

Wu Butian could hardly sit still anymore and hurried forward to bow.

Before he could speak, Brother Lu looked around at the other cultivators and said calmly, "No need to make a fuss. The relics left by our predecessors are not only useless but also meaningless. Let's take a break and continue on our way."

Shen Qingyun was stunned.

"In this scene, why can I still hear the sound of the engine..."

Are your eyes moist?
Even, I could hear Uncle Guang’s singing in my ears?
I was feeling sentimental when I felt someone pulling my sleeve.

When I turned around, it was my aunt.

My aunt's eyes lit up and she waved at Shen Qingyun.

Shen Qingyun quickly squatted down and put his ear next to Yun Xi's mouth.

"It seems!"

“It really looks like…”

"Yes, could it be true?"

"You're just kidding, Auntie, I just made that up. This is the world of immortal cultivation!"

"There are all kinds of things in the world of cultivating immortals, why not give it a try..."

What a joke on the world of immortal cultivation!

Shen Qingyun rolled his eyes. Although he felt itchy in his heart, he didn't dare to agree.

As soon as he stood up, Qiu Bei looked at him suspiciously again.

Shen Qingyun's scalp tingled: "Sister?"

Qiu Bei asked tentatively: "Looking at your clear eyes... you really don't understand at all?"

Shen Qingyun said calmly: "If I'm not mistaken, it should be a while."

Qiu Bei was surprised and asked, "You can see this?"

"That's not difficult," Yun Xi interrupted, "I can even tell it's a formation."

How dare you interfere in my aunt's high-level game?

Shen Qingyun stared.

"You?" Qiu Bei looked at Yun Xi, then at Shen Qingyun, "Okay, what formation?"

"Eh?" As soon as Yun Xi intervened, Shen Qingyun began to wave his hands, "I don't know what formation it is, don't look at me!"

"How could you not know?" Yun Xi asked back, "Didn't you tell me?"

Shen Qingyun laughed angrily: "Aunt, you can eat whatever you want, but the words..."

"You also know that I'm your aunt?"

"Aunt, I was wrong..."

"Correct it if you're wrong!"

Yun Xi put her hands on her hips and hummed, then her eyes rolled and she leaned closer to whisper.

Qiu Bei watched carefully. Shen Qingyun first refused repeatedly, then looked embarrassed, and finally... was hesitant to refuse?
"What are these two going to do?"

She was quite interested.

While thinking about it, Yun Xi straightened her back and was about to speak, but Shen Qingyun hurriedly said, "Auntie, step back and stay away. There are too many people here."

Yun Xi curled her lips: "Young people are just shy, let's go... this is okay, right?"

After only moving away for about twenty steps, Shen Qingyun felt obviously a lot more comfortable. Seeing Yun Xi looking up at the illusory black hole spinning above his head, he also looked over.

Qiu Bei asked curiously, "What are you two doing?"

The two looked up at the sky and said, "Wait."

"What are you waiting for?"

"Wait...it's coming!"

I saw two beams of light falling on myself and my aunt!
Shen Qingyun began to imitate the sound of an engine.

Yun Xi half-knelt and turned in circles, saying as she turned: "Rollermon evolves... Agumon!"

Not to mention Qiu Beiyinhong, Shen Qingyun was also furious and couldn't help but said: "I really can't squat down, aunt, why don't you come and save my life..."

"Hurry up and get the next one!"

Shen Qingyun had no choice but to squat and spin around: "Pikomon evolves...Piyomon!"

Yun Xi said dissatisfiedly: "You have already practiced, so it's hard to turn into a bird?"

"Yun Xi, don't go too far!"

"Okay, okay..." Yun Xi muttered and started spinning again, "Mochimon evolves... Beetlemon!"

Shen Qingyun turned: "Unicorn..."

unicorn!
Yun Xi couldn't hold it back and ejaculated.

Shen Qingyun said angrily: "Not coming anymore!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong," Yun Xi pulled him away, crying, "Qingyun..."

Shen Qingyun squatted down with a dark face: "Unicorn evolves... Gabumon!"

……

When Yun Xi evolved the Seedmon into Barumon, Shen Qingyun quickly stepped aside, stood beside Qiu Bei, and clapped his hands.

"Auntie, very lifelike, good!"

Before Yun Xi dealt with the traitor, Qiu Bei stared at Shen Qingyun and sighed.

"Shen Qingyun, Shen Qingyun, you really opened my eyes..."

Shen Qingyun sighed, "I'm just helping my grandpa take care of the baby. What else can I do? You can't strangle him to death, right?"

Yun Xi was so angry that she fainted: "Shen Qingyun, say it again!"

"No need to say more," Qiu Bei said with a half-smile, "I saw it clearly. Maybe you refused at first, but later... I'm afraid you couldn't wait any longer, right?"

Shen Qingyun said angrily: "Sister, I am a fifth-rank official, I can't do such a thing... Forget it, even if I admit it, what does it matter? Commander Yin won't believe it, right?"

This is really embarrassing!
Yin Hong twisted and played with... the non-existent corner of clothes.

"Look," Shen Qingyun was so thick-skinned, he spread his hands, "it's you, sister, who has put Commander Yin in a difficult position." Qiu Bei gritted his teeth.

"Stop changing the subject. What formation were you both talking about at the beginning?"

Yun Xi raised her little head: "Go!"

I will endure!

Shen Qingyun took a deep breath and said word by word: "Dragon Gate Formation."

Before Qiu Bei could react, at least three people in the crowd in the distance could hear violent coughing.

Shen Qingyun glanced around quickly.

"Friend Lu, Senior Wu..."

I tolerated both of these.

"How dare you, Xuantazi, laugh at me?"

He was just squinting his eyes to warn Xuan Tazi when Qiu Bei grabbed his ear.

"Hey, sister, sister... so many people are watching!"

Qiu said angrily, "Is it embarrassing to have the three words 'Longmen Formation'?"

"Yes, Qingyun," Yun Xi joined in, "I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you can't remember anything. It makes your aunt lose face."

Yes Yes Yes!
Shen Qingyun was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.

"I didn't expect that you would still remember Digimon after talking about it when we were kids...huh?"

Didn’t I tell my aunt about Sailor Moon when I was a kid?!
He subconsciously looked up at the sky, a look of deep relief flashing across his eyes.

"Fortunately it's just a rotating black hole!"

What if it was a moon?

"Moon Prism Power, Transform! I am Sailor Moon..."

Shen Qingyun shuddered, and suddenly he was no longer angry, and said obediently: "You two are teaching me a lesson. I was wrong. I will study hard and make progress every day in the future."

Under the gratified gaze of the two teachable girls, Shen Qingyun ran to find Monk Lu.

Monk Lu had no problem with this weirdo. Seeing Shen Qingyun's ears blushing, he hesitated for a moment and said, "Don't spoil him too much. He still needs to be disciplined."

Shen Qingyun nodded halfway, then stared in surprise: "Daoyou Lu, you seem to be quite touched..."

Brother Lu waved his hand and changed the subject directly: "What's the matter?"

"Well, I have an immature suggestion..."

"Since it is immature, let it mature and do it."

It’s a pleasure to work for Brother Lu!
Shen Qingyun bowed and turned to look for Wu Butian.

Xuan Tazi, who was watching all this silently, felt a little sad.

"If Xie Shaohuang hadn't shown up halfway..."

The person who was squatting and spinning in circles with Miss Yunxi just now should be me, Xuan Tazi!

"Young Pavilion Master?"

Xuan Tazi took a glance and saw that it was the middle-aged monk Han Lin.

"What's the matter?"

Han Lin sighed and transmitted his voice: "I feel lucky for the Young Master."

Xuan Tazi was confused: "What do you mean?"

"If the Young Pavilion Master and Miss Yunxi are together," Han Lin said with great sorrow, "then the man who was squatting and spinning around with her just now would become the Young Pavilion Master!"

"This..." Xuan Tazi said guiltily, "Is there anything wrong with that?"

Han Lin beat his chest and stamped his feet: "The reputation of Daoxuan Pavilion has been completely destroyed in one day!"

Xuan Tazi woke up as if from a dream.

At this moment, recalling the scene of squatting and spinning in circles, shouting about beast evolution, his toes became stiff.

"So, this young master can be considered to have escaped a disaster?"

"That's right, Young Master. As the saying goes, misfortune often brings good fortune... Hey? Young Master, be careful, that person is coming."

Seeing Shen Qingyun coming, Han Lin quickly left.

Facing Shen Qingyun, Xuan Tazi, as the team leader with a bright future, now feels more confident.

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "I just discussed with Senior Wu that the next training will include an additional item..."

Xuan Tazi showed a vigilant look on his face: "Why are you telling me this?"

"Senior Wu strongly recommends it," Shen Qingyun shrugged, "If you don't want to, I'll talk to Senior Wu about changing the leader?"

Leader?
Isn't this tailor-made for me?
"Did I say I didn't want to?" Xuan Tazi sneered, "You are such a dirty-minded kid, always trying to sow discord between me and my seniors!"

What else could Shen Qingyun say? He bowed and said, "I was wrong."

"Go ahead," Xuan Tazi straightened his chest, "I am honored to be valued by you, senior. I will complete the new training with the best results!"

Shen Qingyun sighed: "Senior Wu was right about this person, it's like this..."

After quickly explaining the training items, while Xuan Tazi was still in shock, he added: "Implement it as soon as possible and make sure everyone completes the training before arriving at the destination."

After that, leave.

Seeing Shen Qingyun leave, Han Lin came over again.

"Young Master, what did he say?"

Xuan Tazi came back to his senses and looked at Han Lin for a long time.

"Han Lin, explain to me what is meant by 'blessings and misfortunes may come together'."

Han Lin was startled: "Just, I just squatted and turned in circles."

"Well," Xuan Tazi nodded and said silently, "This is a blessing, but what about a curse?"

Is this a fucking blessing?
Han Lin's mouth opened wider and wider.

While the two of them were staring at each other, Shen Qingyun returned.

Qiu Bei asked curiously, "Where have you been?"

"Little sad girl," Yun Xi snorted, "You are asking unnecessary questions. It's definitely not a good thing."

Or maybe they are related by blood.

Shen Qingyun touched his nose and was about to speak when he heard a crisp slap in the face.

Turning around, he saw Han Lin spinning in circles as he was beaten.

"Hey, hey, hey," Wu Butian frowned and shouted, "I was just doing what I told me to do, obeying and cooperating, why did you hit me?"

Xuan Tazi hurriedly said, "Senior, I am teaching him how to spin in circles."

"You turn too!"

Seeing Xuan Tazi squatting and spinning around as if he had lost his parents, Qiu Bei burst into tears.

"Qingyun, what's the grudge?"

Yun Xi whispered, "That person just looked down on Qing Yun. Hey, my nephew is also petty-minded and doesn't take after his aunt at all."

That's not being magnanimous, that's being heartless!
Qiu Bei and Shen Qingyun both gave Yun Xi a speechless look, then looked at each other, and couldn't help but shook hands because they agreed.

Yun Xi suddenly became unhappy.

Xuan Tazi's spinning around added an element of weirdness to this strange environment.

When the two of them had mastered the evolution of Digimon and approached the group of monks...

"Come on, squat down and take a look." Shen Qingyun took out some melon seeds, peanuts and edamame, and each of them had a cup of milk tea. "Auntie, you have two cups."

"That's better." Yun Xi squatted down with a smile, "I want to eat ice cream."

"trouble!"

"Ok?"

Shen Qingyun smiled and said, "Trouble? Not a trouble at all!"

As he said that, he took out another small ice cream cone and put it directly into the milk tea.

Yun Xi sneered.

Shen Qingyun said proudly: "You are ignorant, this is called a sundae!"

"Qingyun, you are so nice!"

Yun Xi couldn't stand the impact of new things. Even though she was tired of eating both, she ate the two-in-one with gusto.

Seeing more than a thousand people squatting on the ground and spinning in circles, it was so beautiful.

Qiu Bei was also very happy watching this.

As a result, out of the corner of her eye, she accidentally discovered that Shen Qingyun was staring at Yun Xi's profile, his eyes full of... happiness?
Suddenly, a shocking idea emerged in her mind!

"This kid made such a big fuss, isn't he just trying to make his aunt laugh?"

In less than a quarter of an hour, more than a thousand people completed their on-the-job training at a rapid speed, and each of them was full of energy.

Wu Butian was very satisfied. He stepped forward with his hands behind his back. He wanted to say something, but his mind was full of evolution and he couldn't open his mouth at all.

After thinking for a while, he waved his hand and wrote an inscription on the wall of the cave.

"Rollermon evolves into Agumon?"

Shen Qingyun couldn't continue watching after looking at one row. Sweat broke out on his forehead and he felt uneasy.

Yun Xi seemed to have the same feeling and said hurriedly, "Let's go, let's go."

It's not just the two of them. No matter how well-educated Monk Lu is, he can't stand this.

"Okay, let's go!"

The "MLM organization" continues to move forward.

Not long after, Xuan Zhuzi also arrived here.

"Why do I feel so ashamed for no apparent reason?"

He frowned and looked around. In addition to the illusory black hole, colorful light pillars, etc., he also found Wu Butian's inscription.

"Could it be some kind of secret method passed down from ancient times?"

I dare not recite it, at least I will lose half of my blood.

After silently memorizing the formula, Xuan Zhuzi continued to chase.

Here, Shen Qingyun just breathed a sigh of relief, but couldn't help but remind Yun Xi.

"Auntie, stop it. There are many weird things in the world of immortal cultivation. You can't do it to everyone. I can't stand it..."

Yun Xi smiled and comforted him, "Don't worry, Qingyun. No matter how weird you are, you can't always be weird in places we are familiar with, right?"

This is true!
Shen Qingyun just nodded his head, and when he raised it again, there was another even more astonishing relic in front of him.

He was about to take a closer look, but his eyes couldn't help but glance up.

"It seems like there is something that is particularly attractive?"

He was curious...

"Wow," Yun Xi exclaimed, "What a big and round moon!"

Shen Qingyun was struck by lightning.

An hour later.

Xuan Zhuzi came to kill him.

He also saw the extremely large and round moon and was amazed.

"The deeper I go, the more extraordinary it seems... huh?"

His gaze turned to a certain place on the cave wall and suddenly froze.

"Sailor Moon of love and justice, Sailor Moon! I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

Xuan Zhuzi was controlled by the inscription on the cave wall for at least half an hour before he broke free, sweating profusely.

Although I don’t understand…

"But it's so terrifying that it makes my heart flutter and my soul leave my body!"

Looking at the unknown ahead, Xuan Zhuzi even began to feel conflicted.

After a while, his eyes fixed.

"The bigger the waves, the more expensive the fish. Fortune and wealth are achieved through risk!"

When Xuan Zhuzi suddenly rushed forward to chase him, Qiu Bei was also comforting Shen Qingyun.

"Okay, okay, you're a real man, what's the problem?"

"Yes, sister, I understand your reasoning, but..."

"But what?"

"But can you help me check, when I walk now... do I squeeze my legs together?"

Qiu Bei could hardly hold back her grief.

Yun Xi snorted, "When you were little, you wore a skirt and transformed with me!"

Shen Qingyun howled miserably: "Aunt, please leave me half a life to survive!"

"Wait a minute," Qiu Bei immediately perked up, "Let me tell you in detail about wearing a skirt."

Fortunately, God blesses me.

Before Yun Xi could start speaking, Monk Lu at the front stopped and spoke softly.

"We're here." (End of chapter)