My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

"Damn it, you deserve a beating."

"Uncle Zhou is right. These are what the young master said. Why doesn't it resonate with this sentence?"

"I'm pissed off... No, I'm still angry..."

"Hey, hey, hey," Bai Yi quickly grabbed Zhou Bo and said with an apologetic smile, "In the words of the young master, they are all little Karami. We are dignified blood immortals, why should we bother with such things?"

Zhou Bo corrected him, "It's not that I'm petty, it's just that I lack a little respect for the young master..."

As he was speaking, Yun Qianqian's light voice sounded faintly.

"You two are almost there."

Zhou Bo and Bai Yi looked at each other and bowed in a certain direction.

"I will follow my lady's orders."

"But then again..."

So, ma'am, you want to do it yourself?

Old Zhou turned pale and said hurriedly, "Madam is right, I am too superficial..."

"Oh? What's the superficial way?"

"This……"

Old Zhou knew nothing about superficiality, he just felt that the heavenly calamity was coming.

But fortunately, he had been silently protecting the young master during this period of time, so he was blessed with good fortune. This gave him a flash of inspiration and he thought of what the young master had said.

"Well, Madam, I only look at the surface of things and have not gone deep into them. I need to deepen my understanding of the complexity and relevance of the problem..."

Bai Yi, who was standing by, opened his mouth wide as he listened.

"Uncle Zhou, this is really, really... You never stop learning!"

Yun Qianqian couldn't handle the high-sounding words any more, so she snorted impatiently and left.

After waiting for a long time without any instructions from the lady, Zhou Bo and Bai Yi wiped the sweat from their foreheads and looked at each other angrily.

"Madam is really here?"

"It's not that I'm worried about the young master, but...what are you planning?"

Baiyi stared, as if to say - Uncle Zhou, how dare you connect the words "madam" and "plan" together?
Zhou Bo also realized that this matter was too outrageous and he was too lazy to think about it, but he still glared at Dao Zhong who was looking aggrieved below.

"A broken clock actually made the lady angry..."

This time when Uncle Zhou went down and slapped Bai Yi again, Bai Yi didn't pull him back.

When the suspicious Kong Mou and the big guys of Hehetang arrived at the dojo on the mountainside, they saw the Taoist bell performing an unpowered round-trip flight in the air.

The performance can only be described in one word - smooth.

A group of big men shook their heads for half an incense stick of time, and it seemed that the cervical spondylosis caused by years of studying at desks had all healed. Only then did the Dao Bell spin a few hundred times and stop flying back and forth...

The leaders of Hehetang saw the Taoist bell clearly and took a deep breath.

"Is this... swollen?"

"It should be the result of three months of seclusion?"

"Or is it the joy of hearing the truth?"

"What way?"

"Isn't it the way of civil and martial arts, to alternate between tension and relaxation?"

"Old Kong, ask..."

……

Kong Mou could naturally feel the changes in the Taoist clock.

But because of this, he was more confused than others.

"The aura has indeed become much stronger..."

The strength of the weapon spirit, which had not improved at all over the years, also took a step towards the sixth realm.

"But what's with all this crying?"

Unable to figure it out, he took a deep breath and quickly sent a voice message to ask.

Dao Zhong didn't dare to say anything.

After being whipped around and sent flying, he also understood what was the right choice for him.

"Nothing else, only, only moved ears."

Kong Mou was stunned: "You, why are you so moved?"

"Because..." Dao Zhong choked up for a while, "The way of civil and martial arts is to alternate between tension and relaxation."

"Ah..." Kong Mou was speechless, "This, this..."

The two words "Kong Mou" almost made Dao Zhong cry.

Family members know family members.

Dao Zhong was influenced by the sages of Hehe Hall for countless years and devoted himself to reading the books of sages.

Therefore, Shen Qingyun's half of the Analects was very much to Dao Zhong's liking, which led to the classic scene of Meng Qiu's class being full.

But the sages never taught us what a holiday is from beginning to end!

That’s not even talking…

"I'm almost done with my retreat!"

I was woken up by a slap in the face!
When I wake up, I want to resonate for no reason!

It’s still a day of holiday for all of us!

"You abuse me but wait till I wake up..."

To sum up, this is what Dao Zhong is thinking at the moment.

Therefore, the two characters Kongmou not only gave Daozhong a sense of intimacy, but also made him feel...

"I, I must be really dirty."

Of course, the illusory mouth must still be wandering in the void around.

Dao Zhong was silent for a while, then began to seek survival again.

"Starting this year, Hehetang will have two holidays each year, winter and summer, each for 35 days..."

If it was before, Kong Mou would not hesitate at all, but this typical...

It’s creepy just to think about it!
"Hehetang, we have two holidays a year..."

Thirty-five days at a time!
Twice seventy days!
One fifth of the year has passed!
Still seventy days of separation!

"In other words," Kong Mou murmured, "I might have to split my short retreat into two parts?"

He shuddered and came to himself. He made up his mind and bowed to speak.

"I'm afraid this matter is..."

"Well, Confucius is right," Pang Juan said at this moment, "education is about practice. Since Dao Zhong feels deeply about this, we can give it a try. If it's not right, we can correct it."

I think you are a coward!
Kong Mou glanced at Pang Juan, hesitated for a moment, and looked at Liu Jijiu.

But before he could speak, Liu Jijiu smiled and said, "I think it's okay."

"Haha," Deputy Priest Wu laughed, "Not only yes, I think this one is aimed at Priest Liu."

Liu Jijiu said happily: "I should say it or not, I think the holidays can be increased a little bit?"

Kong Mou: “…”

After all the laughing, the matter of holiday was finally settled.

When he was about to leave, Kong Mou couldn't help but send a message.

"Dao Zhong, if you are threatened, you will..."

Dao Zhong was moved when he heard this.

The existence of slapping is powerful, but...

"If the top leaders of Hehetang and I rush over, you can't kill them all, right?"

What's more, I heard that the grand elder of the Jinxiang Sect is also here. Isn't this a coincidence?

At this moment, Kong Mou's words rang out again.

"You just laugh three times, do three thousand six hundred backflips, and then fly around the dojo thirty-six thousand times, and then..."

"No!" Dao Zhong said righteously, "Kong Xuezheng, what are you talking about? This is Hehetang, the most reasonable place in the world. How could I be threatened? No, absolutely not!"

Kong Mou was silent for a while, nodded slowly, and left.

Dao Zhong watched them leave silently, muttering in his heart: "Xue Zheng should understand..."

Just as he was thinking, Zhou Bo suddenly appeared in front of him and said strangely, "This city doesn't look like a bell."

Dao Zhong had no way of seeing Zhou Bo clearly. From his soul to his body, everything inside and out was immersed in the aura that was as powerful as a prison.

"Senior, this is a huge misunderstanding..."

Just as Dao Zhong demonstrated his flexibility, the students of Hehe Hall also got over their initial confusion and exploded.

"Have a vacation?"

"What is fake..."

"Thirty-five days, two equinoxes of cold and heat?"

"It sounds like it should be a good thing, but...what if I don't feel anything?"

"It's useless for you to feel nothing. This is a resonance recognized by Dao Zhong..."

"Hush, another fucking resonance? Could it be that Meng Qiu class is from that class?" "Are you kidding? Aren't all the members of Meng Qiu class typical?"

"I remember, there seems to be one missing..."

……

Those who reacted the fastest were those in the Tongsheng grade.

When Xing Bingbu and others arrived, Shen Qingyun had already started packing his luggage and also invited his three roommates to visit his hometown.

Xie Shaohuang was still hesitating whether to agree, but Li Ao and Meng Chuan directly refused.

Shen Qingyun said regretfully: "That's such a pity."

"I won't even mention the regrets," Meng Chuan glared, "How did classmate Shen get this insight into the ways of literature and martial arts?"

"Yes," Li Ao also reacted and said in surprise, "It even resonated with the Dao Bell! Student Shen, you have finally become a typical example..."

After hearing this, Xie Shaohuang also reacted.

"Yes, Mr. Shen has also become a typical example..."

What is typical?
"Typical holiday..."

This is worse than slapping me in the face!

"It's Shen!" Xing Bingbu said in shock as he pushed open the dormitory door. "So, all the students in Mengqiu's class..."

"Ahaha, classmate Xing, don't worry about these details." Shen Qingyun was also very concerned about Xing Bingbu, and hurriedly invited him, "Winter vacation is coming soon. If classmate Xing is interested, you may want to go to my hometown Qinwu..."

This time, Shen Qingyun’s plan did not work.

The main reason is that the idea that one cannot leave the sect in the past ten years has already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people of Hehetang.

As a result, it was only half a year and they only used up a winter and summer vacation. Both the new and old students could not accept it.

"Just wait," Shen Qingyun could only say with the tone of an experienced person, "It won't be long before you know how great the winter and summer vacations are. Goodbye..."

Shen Qingyun left with the package, but did not leave the sect directly, but went to the Taoist Canon.

Seeing that it was Shen Qingyun, Mao Taishi hurriedly stood up and smiled apologetically.

"Student Shen is here to study again? I have seen many diligent students, but I have never seen someone like Student Shen..."

Shen Qingyun was not sure whether the other party was playing tricks on him, so he smiled and said, "Mr. Mao, you are so kind. I came here to borrow some Taoist scriptures to read at home."

"Look... something's not right!" Mao Taishi said in surprise, "Go back, go home? Go back to what home?"

Shen Qingyun then remembered the Taoist taboo on sound, and told him about the resonance of the Taoist bell.

"Ha," Mao Taishi laughed out loud, "Impossible, absolutely impossible. If you say that the bell resonates with people who need to study, I believe it. But if you say that it resonates with people who need to take a holiday, hahahaha...hiss! Is that true?"

Shen Qingyun nodded seriously, then smiled and said, "Master Mao, the holidays are also for faculty and staff. They can still receive their salaries even if they don't go to work..."

When Mao Taishi, who was confused, heard this, his concept was changed immediately, and he said solemnly: "Let it go, it's fake! Damn it, you are misleading me by learning right and wrong..."

Seeing that Mr. Mao was getting more and more excited, Shen Qingyun couldn't help but feel curious.

After listening to a few mouths, I know...

"Like because of Kong Xuezheng, Mao Taishi missed out on an old friend?"

Of course, this is a man and a man, if it were a man and a woman...

"That would be a breakup of a couple."

So Kong Xuezhen, you really deserve it!

After muttering a few words in his heart, Shen Qingyun began his sweep.

The total amount of scholarships (credits) obtained through sponsorship is RMB 100,000.

One hundred thousand credits is not enough to cover all the Taoist Canons in a macro sense.

When it comes to details, it can support Shen Qingyun to borrow the Taoist canon for a hundred years.

"Fortress Besieged? There is also a Fortress Besieged in the world of immortal cultivation?"

Shen Qingyun was shocked and threw the jade talisman directly into his storage bag.

"I want to see which of these people came up with this idea..."

He was busy buying goods when the great elder Sun from the Jinxiang Sect came over with a look of resentment on his face...

"It's like someone has opened my back garden, but I haven't received any spirit stones yet?"

When Mr. Mao thought of this, his face suddenly changed.

"Damn it, how could I have such a dirty thought, it must be..."

There are only two people in the Taoist Canon.

A Shen Qingyun.

A great elder named Sun.

There is no need to choose, Mao Taishi has locked on the target.

"It must be this Great Elder Sun, this is what happened to him!"

Feeling the strange gaze of Mr. Mao, Elder Sun did not react much.

How could he react?
He had just made a plan with Kong Mou, and Kong Mou agreed to it, but...

The situation was solved by Shen Qingyun who turned around!
No coercion, no deception, just one word!

"The way of civil and martial arts is to alternate between tension and relaxation..."

He heard it very clearly!

With just this one sentence, Kong Mou didn't even have a chance to refute, and he directly assigned winter and summer vacations to Hehetang!

"Heh... I said Master Shen was hesitant. Master Shen was hesitant because he was worried that there would be a river of blood, right?"

The self-mockery in appearance is directed to oneself.

The inner admiration is for Shen Qingyun.

Sighing secretly, he walked towards Shen Qingyun.

After taking two steps, he turned his head and looked at Mr. Mao, frowning slightly.

"What's this guy's expression?"

Mr. Mao avoided the gaze of Elder Sun and was clear-headed.

"He just laughed at himself bitterly. I was right..."

After thinking about it, he made a "pah" sound, which was a summary of what he said to Elder Sun.

Shen Qingyun heard the noise behind him. He first saw Mr. Mao walking away with a look of disgust on his face, and then saw Elder Sun walking towards him.

"Great Elder...are you here for a bet?"

If you change it to something else, Shen Qingyun wouldn't even want to bring it up.

But it would be best if we could avoid dealing with the elders of the Blood Clan.

Elder Sun smiled bitterly and bowed.

"Since Master Shen won the bet, he will naturally act according to the bet. However... hey, I really admire Master Shen's methods, so I came here..."

Seeing this, Shen Qingyun breathed a sigh of relief. He dealt with the man respectfully, sent him away, and turned back to continue borrowing Taoist scriptures.

After leaving the Taoist Canon, Elder Sun met Kong Mou again "unexpectedly".

To Kong Mou's surprise, Elder Sun did not stop to chat with him, or even complain. He just smiled and passed by.

Amazing!

Kong Mou frowned and looked back, muttering to himself, "Could it be that Elder Sun has some other tricks up his sleeve?"

When they returned to the cave, Elder Sun's eyes were shining.

Failure to succeed does not mean that you have gained nothing.

"It seems that Master Shen doesn't care about fame..."

I don't care. Whether I meet with the elder of the Blood Clan or not is not important.

The key is to get closer to Mr. Shen.

After much thought, there is only one way left.

"Looks like it's time to notify Catwoman."

The King's Dormitory.

"Ahei! Ahei! Ahei!"

After Shen Qingyun sneezed three times, he seemed to mutter a few words in doubt, then turned to Kong Mou and bowed respectfully.

"If the principal has no other instructions, I will go home first?"

Kong Mou smiled and nodded: "Go ahead, be careful on the way."

"Thank you, Master Xuezheng. I'm leaving now!"

Watching Shen Qingyun flying farther and farther away like a bird, this scholar who had devoted his life to imparting principles seemed to finally understand a little bit of the principle of relaxation and tension between civil and military affairs.

“Maybe it really works?”

After hesitating for a while, he flew over Hehe Hall and spoke loudly.

"Hehe Hall is on winter vacation starting today. All disciples must leave within three quarters of an hour. No delays are allowed!"

Three quarters later.

All the disciples of Hehe Hall stood outside the Hehe Hall in confusion.

Some students even cried.

Xie Shaohuang thought for a moment, then transformed into a bolt of lightning and flew away. (End of this chapter)