The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Lin Baoguang crawled out of the mirror-smooth robbery hole like a snake, and shouted excitedly: "You're done, the robbery hole has connected to the tomb."

Liu Kui and Zhong Tian were overjoyed when they heard that, and they were about to jump in to carry out their first tomb robbery in their lives. They had been waiting for nearly seven days, and they couldn't wait any longer.

Lin Baoguang stopped the two of them and said contemptuously, "Do you want to die? There is no oxygen in the tomb. You have to wait for an hour or two for the air to circulate before you can enter."

The two had to stop moving, just staring closely at the robbery cave, Zhong Tian shrugged his nose, smelled a disgusting smell of corpses, quickly covered his nose and stepped back, vomited up and down, almost gutted Also spit it out.

"Silly hat."

Lin Baoguang, who had retreated far away, looked at Zhong Tian's distressed appearance, with a gloating smile on his face. He had worked hard for seven days to steal a hole, but this guy had been idle for seven days. I took a deep breath in my heart.

Zuo Jian and Director Zheng laughed strangely at the same time, looking at Zhong Tian like an idiot.

Two hours passed quickly, and the contented Zhang Dong walked out of the tent with a full face. Zheng Yanzi followed out in a tangled manner. Up to now, she hadn't found out Zhang Dong's name and contact information. She was ashamed and annoyed, her teeth were itchy, and she wanted to bite her A few mouthfuls east.

Zhang Dong came to the Pirate's Cave and said, "Zhong Tian, ​​Yan Zi, you two are of low cultivation, stay outside and are not allowed to enter. If the rest of you want to watch the fun, you can go in and have a look."

Zheng Yanzi didn't want to enter the tomb, she was very lucky.

Zhong Tian burst into tears, he had waited so long just to enter the tomb and take a look, but now he is not allowed to enter, how could this be?

Hastily asked: "Master, my cultivation is not low, I can deal with any danger, not to mention, there are so many masters, what are you afraid of?"

Zhang Dong glared at Zhong Tian, ​​and said threateningly: "There are zombies in the tomb, and they are super fierce zombies. If you enter, there is a [-]% chance that you will be eaten by zombies."

In fact, he disliked Zhong Tian's low level of cultivation and slow movement, and the robbery cave can only allow one person to pass through. If Zhong Tian enters, it will take a lot of time. He has stayed here for seven days. Although the fragrance is endless, he still wants to Back to Yanjing, there are still several beauties worrying about him.

In the past seven days, Chen Xiaojiao, Guo Yu, Miao Yanyu, and Ding Fangfang have all sent him text messages and made phone calls, and Wu Menglin, the beauty who still owes Zhang Dong a kiss from Qingmu University, also sent him several text messages. But there is still a hint of affection hidden in it that even she herself doesn't know.

When Zhong Tian heard the word "zombie", his heart skipped a beat, and then he thought that this was the tomb of that fierce man Zhang Fei in history. There is no doubt that the corpse that turned into a zombie must be Zhang Fei's body. How powerful is it?I was so frightened that my mind was cold.Shaking his head like a peddler drum, he said: "I'm not going, you go and come back quickly, my teacher and I will prepare meals on it, and wait for you to return with a full load."

Stefanie Cheng was ashamed and annoyed when she heard the words "Master's wife", but her heart was extremely sweet.

"Let's go." Zhang Dong took the lead and entered the robbery cave. Liu Kui, Lin Baoguang, Zuo Jian, and Director Zheng followed closely, and quickly disappeared into the dark robbery cave.

In an instant, only Zhong Tian and Zheng Yanzi were left at the foot of the mountain.

Zheng Yanzi walked up to Zhong Tian coquettishly, cast a wink, and said, "You are his apprentice, and I am your teacher's wife. Unfortunately, I don't know much about your master. Can you tell me about your master's heroic deeds?" ?”

Zheng Yanzi is a rare coquettish beauty on the beauty list, she is naturally unparalleled, just a wink makes Zhong Tian dizzy, and her heart is beating wildly. Zhang Dong's woman, otherwise he would definitely pounce on her.

He took a few steps back in a panic, and said without hesitation: "Master has many heroic deeds, but I don't know too much. I only know some things about him after he went to college. Do you want to hear it?"

Zheng Yanzi was ecstatic in her heart, well, I finally found out his origin and identity, and said calmly: "Of course I want to listen, you can tell me one by one."

Zhong Tian was about to start talking, but he stopped abruptly, because he suddenly found that the image of Zhang Dong appeared in his mind, and he was about to say: "Don't tell me where I came from, or I will expel you from the teacher!"

Zhong Tian was stunned on the spot like a fool, shouting wildly in his heart: "God, master has already entered the robbery cave, how could he know the situation outside, and even if he knew, how could he display his image and words in my mind, could it be Is he a fairy?"

Of course Zhang Dong is not a god, but he happened to monitor Zhong Tian foolishly about to reveal his identity, and he was so angry that he was in the robbery cave and couldn't get out, so he asked in his heart: "Monitor, is there a way to stop it?" Zhong Tian revealed my identity?"

The monitor said in an electronic voice without the slightest emotion: "For me, the human brain is the same as a computer. It is a place to store data. You can say what you want to say, and I will store it directly in his mind."

Zhang Dong looked ecstatic. He didn't expect that today he discovered a new magical function of the monitor. He can use this method to notify people thousands of miles away of his instructions. It is more convenient than a phone call, and he doesn't have to worry about being monitored. arrive.

He originally planned to go out later to punish Zhong Tian, ​​but now that he discovered this magical function because of Zhong Tian, ​​he doesn't need to be punished.

So, he gave orders to Zhong Tian in this way.

Zhong Tian was naturally astonished and paranoid.

Zheng Yanzi saw that Zhong Tian was stunned suddenly and remained motionless for a long time, and reminded: "Why are you so stupid, tell me quickly."

Zhong Tian woke up with a start, shook his still dizzy head, and said in a panic: "Master, I'm sorry, Master won't let me tell you, if you want to know him, you have to ask him yourself."

Zheng Yanzi was so angry that she looked at Zhong Tian with eyes that wanted to eat people, and wondered to herself that this guy is just like his master, he is also a cunning guy, and he was deliberately playing tricks on me just now?

Immediately, she quickly denied her own idea, Zhong Tianxiu is not high, a typical dude, judging from his performance in the past few days, he is not only not smart, but a little short-circuited.

But why are you smarter now?Could it be that his master had issued a strict order to him not to disclose any information about him?

Not daring to think too much, pretending to be indifferent, chatting with Zhong Tian slowly, trying to figure out where Zhong Tian is from and where he lives.

But Zhong Tian became very vigilant, and never revealed any information about herself and Zhang Dong and the others. She hated Stefan Zheng until her teeth itch, but there was nothing she could do, so she ignored Zhong Tian and started preparing dinner.

Zhang Dong led the crowd down the mirror-smooth robbery cave at an astonishingly fast speed. It took only 3 minutes to reach the bottom and entered a horizontal robbery cave. After crawling for about [-] meters, the horizontal cave arrived. At the end, another robbery hole appeared above the head, which was pitch black and exuded a gloomy and cold atmosphere.

There is no doubt that the robbery hole above the head leads to the tomb!

Zhang Dong became a little excited, and stretched out his hand to operate a few times on the surface of the yellow jade pendant-like transport box hanging in front of his chest. The transport box quickly became larger, and then a door opened on the side, and the night pearl the size of an egg Then it rolled out of it, emitting a bright light, illuminating the robbery hole like daytime.

"This luminous pearl is really a very practical treasure, an indispensable treasure for robbing tombs and cheating." Zhang Dong muttered happily in his heart, operating the transport box to shrink it into a square jade pendant again, and hanging it on his chest.

Needless to say, after being proficient in the operation, Zhang Dong used the transport box quickly, and the process of taking out the night pearl did not exceed five seconds.

Zhang Dong raised the Ye Mingzhu, and using the gecko's wall-swimming kung fu, he quickly swam into the robbery hole above his head, and the rest naturally followed closely.

About five meters upstream, the straight hole came to an end, leading to a cold and gloomy space.

With a few swishing sounds, everyone shot in like sharp arrows.

Under the illumination of the night pearl, the tomb can be seen clearly. It is about [-] square meters and about three meters high. When the soil is scraped lightly with your hands, a layer of marl will fall off.

When you step on such blue bricks, you sink deeply, just like stepping on mud.

The tomb was empty, and there seemed to be nothing of value.

However, the eyes of the tomb robber Lin Baoguang shone brightly and fixed on a pile of raised soil in the middle of the tomb. Obviously, it was formed by the coffin and the corpse. If it is a treasure, it must be there.

Out of professional habits, he couldn't help walking over, put on leather gloves, took off the two judge pens that had been stuck in his waist, and dug in the soil.

A corpse stench instantly diffused in the air, making the already strong corpse smell even more unpleasant.

The rest, including Zhang Dong, hurriedly covered their noses, frowning and retreated far away.

Liu Kui looked at it with a strange face, and thought to himself, could this be the corpse of my previous life, which has turned into mud now?However, life is really amazing. I was reincarnated and became Liu Kui today, but ordinary people will never know the secret of reincarnation. Only Brother Dong and I know, well, this is me and Dong Brother's common secret!

"When~"

The sound of metal colliding was heard. It was obvious that the judge's pen touched a metal object. A metal object that can be preserved for thousands of years without corruption is undoubtedly a real treasure.

Lin Baoguang's face was full of surprises, and he hurriedly accelerated the speed of digging. In the dust, he suddenly grabbed a black long bar weapon and straightened his waist. Just as he was about to take a closer look, Liu Kui was already crazy. He rushed over, grabbed it, and laughed loudly: "My baby, Zhangba Snake Spear!"

But his smile instantly froze on his face, and his laughter stopped abruptly, as if being strangled by a ghost!

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