The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Zhang Dong chatted with Miao Yanyu for a while, then changed the subject and asked meaningfully: "Teacher, what is your ideal?"

Miao Yanyu is studying bioengineering, and her greatest ideal is to breed new crops or plants of great value like the father of hybrid rice, Expert Yuan, for the benefit of the entire human race, but this ideal seems difficult to realize, so I am ashamed to say so. He laughed at himself and said: "The teacher is just an ordinary person. He can't achieve any achievements and has no big ideals. Instead, you are a talented person. What big things do you plan to do in the future?"

"Of course it is to build a big harem." Zhang Dongxie said with a smile.

"Beware of committing bigamy and being shot!" Miao Yanyu gave Zhang Dong an angry look.

Zhang Dongguaner, this teacher is less and less like a teacher, more like a jealous little woman.Continuing the previous topic, Temptation said: "Teacher, I accidentally discovered a new plant with great medicinal value, but it is a little difficult to cultivate. Are you interested?"

Miao Yanyu regained her spirits immediately, and asked in surprise: "Are you sure it's a new plant that has never been discovered before? Does it really have huge medicinal value?"

Zhang Dong nodded heavily, and introduced the function of the hemostatic vine in a passionate tone.

"Quick, take me to have a look."

Miao Yanyu jumped up for joy. The hemostatic vine is absolutely worth a lot. If it can be successfully cultivated, then she will become a biologist who has made great contributions to the country and the world, and realize her dream.

Zhang Dong smiled and said, "Okay, I'll take you there now. But, teacher, aren't you afraid that I'll trick you into being a wife?"

"Guy who is not as good as a beast, do you have the guts?"

Because her mood became so good, Miao Yanyu regained her vitality, and gave Zhang Dong a charming roll of eyes coquettishly, it was really charming and seductive.

"Are you saying I'm not as good as a beast?" Two black lines appeared on Zhang Dong's forehead, and he made up his mind that if he had the chance, he would be a beast.

Zhang Dong raised his head and let out a long howl, calling Hei Yu and Hua Hua, and said, "Teacher, let's sit on the carving?"

Flying a few laps in the sky on a big eagle is the dream of every Yanjing person, and Miao Yanyu is no exception, and happily agreed.

Zhang Dong picked up Miao Yanyu, jumped on Heiyu's back, directed the two eagles to fly into the sky, and searched through the white clouds, really fluttering like a fairy.

Miao Yanyu has only practiced wolf defense skills a few times, and she can't get close to the inner family's masters, so she can't stand firm, and she is very timid, afraid of falling and falling into meat paste, hanging on Zhang Dong's body, how can she not Dare to let go.

Zhang Dong smiled brightly. The feeling of holding a beautiful woman in his arms and riding a eagle flying into the blue sky is really not ordinary. He chanted a poem in high spirits: "You can see the scenery all around, and the worries and joys of all families are on your mind."

Miao Yanyu laughed like a silver bell, and said, "Student Zhang Dong, if you really have Fan Zhongyan's thoughts of worrying about the country and the people, you won't be so bad."

"Teacher, I've heard that men aren't bad, but women don't love me. I think the reason you like me is because I'm bad!" Zhang Dong tightened his arms around the beauty Xiaoman's waist, teasingly explain.

"Who likes you?" Miao Yanyu found that she and Zhang Dong were completely stuck together, her heart beat wildly, Xia Fei's cheeks were full of coquettish anger.

Zhang Dong flirted with Miao Yanyu for a while, and Heiyu and Huahua had already arrived at the sky above Zhongtian Villa, circled around, and landed on the grass inside the villa wall with a whoosh. Going down, Heiyu and Huahua spread their wings and flew back to Yanshan Mountain.

Zhong Tian and Liu Kui who came out happily welcomed Miao Yanyu in amazement and ambiguity, and secretly thought that Zhang Dong was so powerful that he even brought back all the glamorous and unparalleled teachers!

Although they received Zhang Dong's order to find the land for the construction of the martial arts school, they didn't go to find it in person. Zhong Tian directly dumped the matter to his father. Tomb robbery requires Lin Baoguang to do the same.

Miao Yanyu was a little embarrassed, but when she thought of the hemostatic vine, the embarrassment was gone, and she asked urgently, "Student Zhang Dong, where is the hemostatic vine?"

Zhang Dong took her to the place where Zhong Tian arranged for someone to plant hemostatic vines.

To be honest, the planting was very unprofessional, just built a pergola to block the sunlight, and the three hemostatic vines were planted in the soil under the pergola, with their heads drooping, and they might die soon.

This is exactly what Zhang Dong is worried about, so he wants professionals to cultivate them, and Miao Yanyu is undoubtedly a professional. After all, she majored in bioengineering, and is very interested in plant cultivation, and has in-depth research. It was discovered by Zhang Dong who checked her information through the monitor.

Miao Yanyu's eyes shone with multicolored light, and she approached excitedly, inspected carefully, and even smelled the smell with her nose. It would be best if she took off a dead branch and kneaded it into powder, cast her gaze on Zhang Dong's face, and used He said in an unquestionable tone: "This is indeed a vine that has never been discovered. Now I want to test its hemostatic function. Hurry up and cut yourself a wound."

Zhang Dong was stunned, pointed to his nose and asked, "Me?"

"Of course! Do you want to cut a woman like me? Bloodshed and sacrifice is a man's patent!" Miao Yanyu's face was full of embarrassment.

"Well, of course you can't cut wounds on your delicate skin for experimentation, and you can't cut me, but aren't there other people?" Zhang Dong showed a smirk on his face.

Zhong Tian and Liu Kui, who were standing far away and waiting, felt that the situation was not good, and they were about to run away.

"Stop." Zhang Dong shouted, "Come here."

The two of them stopped running with mournful faces, and Qi Qi Ai Ai came over.

Zhang Dong's malicious eyes moved over the faces of the two of them, finally fixed on Zhong Tian, ​​and said: "My good apprentice, cut a wound yourself, make it big, and bleed profusely, and then use the powder of hemostatic vine as an experiment." .”

"I cut myself a wound, and it's bigger, and the bleeding doesn't stop?" Zhong Tian sat down on the ground with a bang, and shouted: "Master, I'm afraid of pain. Let Uncle Liu Kui come."

Liu Kui was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at his eyes, and shouted: "You heartless guy, thanks to me teaching you so many stunts, such a bloody little thing is pushed on me?"

"Uncle, didn't you always say that you had a bowl-sized scar on your head? Amid thousands of troops, you were hit by more than a dozen arrows, and the blood soaked through your armor. Don't you frown? And I fainted when I saw the blood. "Zhong Tiansheng shouted hoarsely.

"Stop talking." A smirk flashed in Liu Kui's eyes, he grabbed Zhong Tian, ​​stuck out a finger, and pierced Zhong Tian's palm.

"Ah~~"

Zhong Tian let out a scream like killing a pig. He is a dude. Although he fights fiercely, he is the only one who has been bleeding people. He has never been bloodletted. Today, the palm of his hand was pierced. bearable.

Miao Yanyu was dumbfounded. God, what is this for? It's too barbaric. Besides, how can you pierce a human palm with your fingers?

Zhang Dong didn't care at all, and reminded: "Teacher, it's up to you now."

Miao Yanyu rushed over in a hurry, and applied the powder of the hemostatic vine to Zhong Tian's wound. Incredibly, and then no more blood came out.

Miao Yanyu was shocked and stunned on the spot. The powder of the hemostatic vine is definitely infinitely more effective than any hemostatic drug. Such a serious injury is no different from a bullet piercing through, but it stops the bleeding instantly. If it is used in war, it will save people's lives. How many lives?

"It hurts, it hurts, help, help, master help." Zhong Tian screamed, looking at Zhang Dong with pleading eyes.

Zhang Dong ignored him, looked at Miao Yanyu and asked, "What do you think of the effect? ​​Is it worth cultivating?"

Miao Yanyu praised it without hesitation, and finally said: "To truly understand the efficacy of the hemostatic vine, a lot of tests and experiments are needed. Of course, cultivation is the most important thing. Can I take it back to school to cultivate and study? Don't worry. , all economic benefits belong to you."

She looked at Zhang Dong expectantly, and there was even a hint of pleading and coquetry in her eyes. In order to obtain the right to cultivate and research this new plant hemostatic vine, she even ignored the majesty of the teacher.

Zhang Dong secretly laughed in his heart. Originally, he was begging her, but he didn't expect things to turn around, and it was her who begged him. This feeling is so cool, and from today on, this woman has been tied to his chariot , Work for me all my life, hehe.

He agreed without hesitation.

Miao Yanyu jumped up for joy, but soon stopped cheering, looked at Zhong Tian with sympathetic eyes, and said, "Hurry up and send him to the hospital."

Although the hemostatic vine has the effect of relieving pain, Zhong Tian is still in pain, and continues to look at Zhang Dong with pleading eyes. He knows that Zhang Dong has magical medical skills, and broken bones can be healed instantly. Such a transparent hole, It should be a little effort, right?

It was precisely because he knew this that Liu Kui struck so hard, and if he didn't strike so hard, how could he see the effect of the hemostatic vine to stop bleeding?It can also be seen that after Liu Kui has Zhang Fei's memory, his personality has become much more decisive and ruthless. If it was before, he would never dare to do this.

"Why do you need to be sent to the hospital for such a small injury?" Zhang Dong smiled mysteriously at Miao Yanyu, and then reprimanded Zhong Tian coldly: "I can't stand such a little pain. You really have to train hard. If you continue like this, you won't be able to become peerless." Master."

"Hey, I just need to become a little expert. With the protection of master and uncle, I can walk sideways in the world." Zhong Tian flattered and begged, "Master, you can do it, give it to me quickly." Disciple treat it."

Zhang Dong glared at him angrily, patted his chest, and a silver needle appeared in his hand, he shook his hand and inserted it into Zhong Shan's Tanzhong acupoint, delivering the changed nature of internal energy to heal him.

Liu Kui and Zhong Tian watched with wide-eyed eyes at the same time. They were extremely surprised when Zhang Dong quickly healed Ding Fangfang's broken bone last time. This time, they naturally wanted to see clearly how the miracle happened.

Miao Yanyu also looked at it in surprise, secretly thinking that Zhang Dong also knows medical skills, would acupuncture be useful for such trauma?

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