The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Zhang Dong was slightly startled, and pretended to be stupid: "Teacher, what did you say?"

Miao Yanyu became smarter because she walked out of the maze of sadness, and said confidently: "Student Zhang Dong, although you are a unparalleled talent, you have never been to the United States, and it is impossible for you to be able to pinch and count." It’s impossible for a god like you to know about things on the other side of the ocean, unless you are the world’s number one hacker, Dongfang Bubai, not to mention, today’s movie video is too weird.”

She smiled narrowly, and continued: "I can't think of anyone in this world who is proficient in computers to such a degree, except for a peerless genius like you. Whether you admit it or deny it, I know that you are the Invincible East, but don't worry, I'll keep it a secret from you."

It is impossible for Zhang Dong to refute now, but he believes that Miao Yanyu will not reveal his secret, and even if it is revealed, he is not afraid at all. Master Protector!He is also a top expert who can single-handedly traverse the world!

So he said with a smile: "Teacher, you are the first person to see that I am Dongfang Bubai."

Although Miao Yanyu had deduced the truth, seeing Zhang Dong admitting it, she was still shocked on the spot, her face was full of admiration, and she murmured: "Student Zhang Dong, you are a painter, calligrapher, martial arts master, genius doctor, and the world's number one hacker!" , your genius has reached the point of earth-shattering, I am proud of you! Proud of you! I am your super fan!"

Zhang Dongxie laughed and said jokingly, "Then be my brother's woman!"

"Incurable pervert!"

The admiration on Miao Yanyu's face disappeared in an instant, and she cast a reproachful glance at Zhang Dong. She was so charming, with boundless spring scenery, that almost made Zhang Dong's eyeballs fall.

One is to prevent causing a sensation, and the other is to spend more time with a beautiful woman like Miao Yanyu. Zhang Dong dawdled around until around eight o'clock in the evening before setting off for Miao Yanyu's hometown - Peach Blossom River in southern Hunan.

It is said that there are beautiful mountains and rivers and beautiful people are more beautiful, and beauties are born there, and beauties abound and can be seen everywhere.

Such a good place, how can we not visit it?

Liu Kui and Zhong Tian naturally argued to go.

Zhang Dong did not veto it.

So the four of them flew into the sky on the eagle, instantly penetrated into the sky, and flew towards the direction of the Taohua River.

Tonight, the bright moon is in the sky, and the silver light is thousands of miles away.

On the endless land, countless houses look like matchboxes, row by row, row by row, clusters of clusters.

The road is like a long jade belt, spiraling and bending, stretching to the end of the sky, and there are many vehicles the size of ants crawling slowly on it.

No matter how tall the mountain looks, it becomes dwarfed, and no matter how big the tree looks, it is not eye-catching.

"It's so beautiful." Miao Yanyu, who was nestled in Zhang Dong's arms, was instantly indulging in the beautiful scenery, and couldn't help admiring.

"Not as beautiful as you." Zhang Dong untied the two braids that Miao Yanyu had deliberately woven for the sitting sculpture, and instantly, under the blowing of the wind, it flew away like a black waterfall, completely covering Zhang Dong's entire upper body.

Zhang Dong was in a hurry and was extremely embarrassed.

Miao Yanyu gloated and smiled coquettishly, like an oriole singing, tickled Zhang Dong's heart, tied up her hair randomly, lowered her head to kiss her red lips as beautiful as rose petals, Miao Yanyu used her plain hands like ginger and onion Covering Zhang Dong's lips, he said angrily: "Don't make trouble, I'll send a text message to my mother and ask her to make delicious food for you, a genius doctor, such as chicken, duck, fish in the pond, sour radish, sour beans, and sour cabbage... "

Zhang Dong's saliva flowed out, and he sighed and said: "It seems that I have a good fortune, and the son-in-law who came to the door is really cool!"

Miao Yanyu blushed, and said angrily, "Nonsense, whose door-in-law are you?"

"Of course it's my mother-in-law in Taohuajiang." Zhang Dongkou Huahua said.

Miao Yanyu stomped her feet angrily, gave him a reproachful look, took out her phone, and sent a text message, and specifically stated that she had brought back a genius doctor who could cure Miao Ruhu's congenital dementia.

Zhang Dong could see it clearly, and complained: "Teacher, you should say that I am your boyfriend, otherwise, where can you eat the fat fish in the chicken and duck pond?"

Miao Yanyu pinched Zhang Dong's waist, and said angrily, "As long as you can cure my brother's illness, you can eat anything delicious."

"This is what you said. Don't forget. After your brother's illness is easily cured, if I don't give me what I want to eat, I will force it." Zhang Dong glanced at Miao Yanyu's bulging crisp Chest, swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

When Miao Yanyu heard Zhang Dong's guarantee again, she had even more confidence in Zhang Dong, she was happy in her heart, and she smiled like a flower and vowed to promise it.

Zhang Dong looked at the beauty in his arms who looked radiant with hope and became more and more glamorous. He couldn't help tightening his hands to make her stick closer to him, and he felt the softness and tenderness of her delicate body for a while. Wonderful, he was distracted, sat down cross-legged, put her across his knees, and admired her for a long time with loving eyes.

Miao Yanyu was so ashamed and wanted to break free, but this was on the carved back, high in the sky, she didn't dare to move, she could only let him be frivolous.

Now that she has learned about her boyfriend Cao Jun's despicableness, although her heart hurts, she has already released the bondage. She no longer feels guilty about making out with Zhang Dong, but instead has a faint expectation and joy.

Unable to bear Zhang Dong's fiery gaze, she closed her eyes slightly, her long and curled eyelashes flickering, which meant that she was a little excited and nervous, obviously, she was waiting for something.

Her waiting was not in vain. After a few seconds, she felt that her small cherry mouth was blocked, and a burning heat, stimulation, and enthusiasm penetrated in an instant.

Her delicate body trembled, her eyes opened slightly, she cast a reproachful glance at Zhang Dong, and then quickly closed them, letting red clouds cover her cheeks, allowing him to savor to his heart's content.

Soon, she began to respond enthusiastically. This was not the first time she had kissed deeply with Zhang Dong. They were familiar with each other, and the two soon fell into a psychedelic and beautiful world, and they could no longer extricate themselves.

Standing on Huahua's back, Liu Kui and Zhong Tian were blushing and envious. They secretly admired Zhang Dong's way of picking up girls. But come.

After a super long kiss, Miao Yanyu, who woke up from the psychedelic world, was shocked to find that Huahua and Heiyu had already brought them to the territory of Shonan.She even kissed him for over an hour?Can I apply for the Guinness Book of Records?

She pointed out the direction shyly and infinitely, and Zhang Dong naturally asked the monitor to translate it, and let the two eagles fly in the direction indicated.

Hearing Zhang Dong speak the eagle language, Miao Yanyu was fascinated again, looking at Zhang Dong like a monster, secretly wondering how talented he is?Such a talented young man has attracted me deeply. Do I really want to be entangled with him in my whole life?But, he has a girlfriend!

Zhang Dong read the portrayal of Miao Yanyu's current mood, and Shi Potian said in shock: "Teacher, don't worry, if you want, we can get the marriage certificate first."

Miao Yanyu was ashamed, happy and curious, how could he know what was on my mind?He asked angrily, "You are a philandering carrot, are you actually planning to abandon Chen Xiaojiao?"

"Teacher, I will not abandon any woman who loves me, and will take care of them forever." Zhang Dong said meaningfully.

"However, after all, you can only marry one person. Even if other people are willing to marry you, they will have no status. Do you think this is fair to them?" down.

"Teacher, you don't have to worry about it. Now I ask you, if I give you a title and let you become my legal wife, would you be willing?" Zhang Dong looked at Miao Yanyu with burning eyes, and asked in a deep voice.

"Of course I don't want to." Miao Yanyu was stunned, this must be Zhang Dong's joke, and if Zhang Dong abandons Chen Xiaojiao and marries her, she really doesn't want to live with such a man who loves the new and dislikes the old, even if he is a genius.

Zhang Dong read the portrayal of her current mood and got the answer. He laughed and secretly became a master of protecting the country. The benefits of bigamy are really cool. In this way, any woman he likes can get a title, All have an equal status, which solves the biggest difficulty in pursuing success.

"I'm very happy, don't you think that you won't be responsible for violating me? I'm telling you, now I'm willing to go get the marriage certificate!!" Miao Yanyu misunderstood Zhang Dong's big laugh , I was not angry in my heart, so I changed my words.

"Okay, okay, after curing your brother's illness, go get a marriage certificate." Zhang Dong was in full bloom. A peerless beauty like Miao Yanyu had already made his index finger twitch. He suddenly agreed to marry himself.

And even if he has superb means, so far, out of the hundreds of beauties on the beauty list, he has only pursued three, Murong Ying, Guo Yu, Miao Yanyu, and even hooked up with one, that is Zheng Yanzi.The rest, like Chen Xiaojiao and Ding Fangfang, are beautiful, but they didn't make it to the list of beauties.

"You have a good idea. You are only 20 years old this year. You are not under the legal marriage age. How can you get a marriage certificate? The teacher is not in the mood to play house games with you." Miao Yanyu scolded with a smile.

Without further ado, Zhang Dong took out his phone and called the number on the National Scholars Peerless Card, and it was Wu Xiaoya who answered the phone, and she asked excitedly, "Brother Dong, what's important? Xiaoya will definitely take care of it for you. "

Zhang Dong smiled and said, "Get me a marriage certificate. The other party is the teacher at Yenching University you met last time, Miao Yanyu."

Wu Xiaoya was a little surprised, but immediately said excitedly: "Okay, it can be done in one day."

Miao Yanyu was dumbfounded and dumbfounded!Is it possible to make jokes like secretly?

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