The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Zhang Dong declined everyone to see them off by car, and took two taxis back to Miao's house. When he got out of the car, he said to Miao's mother who was still a little dizzy and suspected that she was dreaming: "Auntie, I'm hungry again. I just like to eat the food you cook, better than the chef in the hotel."

He was not just a compliment, the food cooked by Miao's mother was indeed delicious, no less than Zheng Yanzi's inexperienced chef, who had been busy all morning, and now it was past twelve noon, not only Zhang Dong, so everyone was hungry.

Miao's mother was suddenly drunk under Zhang Dong's sweet words, and she was so happy and smoky, she said happily: "I'll cook right away." She glanced at Miao's father and scolded: "You old gambler who almost died, don't hurry up! Buy two big carp and come back, I will make the best braised carp later!"

Father Miao looked ashamed and said, "I will never gamble again, absolutely never, my wife, give me money so I can buy fish."

"You goddamn old gambler, you just stole the last 5000 yuan from your home a few days ago, why are you gone?" Miao Mu was furious.

"I lost it all a long time ago, and then lost 100 million." Miao Ruhu said on the sidelines, "Mom, as long as Dad doesn't gamble in the future, are you afraid that you will run out of money?"

Mother Miao looked at Miao Ruhu who had changed greatly, the anger on her face was immediately replaced by joy, and the unhappiness in her heart disappeared, and she reached into her pocket for money.

Zhang Dong stopped him and said, "Auntie, don't buy fish anymore. I'm an expert at catching fish. I'm going to catch some big carp in the Taohua River and come back."

The Taohua River bed is tens of meters wide, and the water depth is more than ten meters. It is very clear and unpolluted. There are naturally fish, and it flows just tens of meters behind the Miao's house.However, in this cold weather, going to catch fish in the river, isn't this a joke?

Everyone looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, their faces full of doubts.

Zhang Dong explained: "I hit it with a stone!"

Everyone suddenly realized that they were hitting with stones instead of catching them in the river with their bare hands, but could it be that the fish are fools who come out and smash them for you?But thinking of Zhang Dong's many miracles, she didn't refute. Mother Miao even said expectantly: "Then Auntie will wait for you to catch the big carp and put it in the pot. The wild big carp in the Taohua River is the best food. It will definitely make you swallow your tongue later."

Zhang Dong nodded and walked quickly towards the Taohua River behind the house. Liu Kui Miao was as curious as a tiger Zhong Tian and Miao Yanyu followed, and Miao's father was also very curious. See how Zhang Dong hits fish with stones.

Facing it was a laundry pier, paved with smooth stone slabs, and there was a ten-year-old girl with a wonderful appearance and figure, who was washing clothes.

She is wearing a white sweater, a black miniskirt, and a pair of flesh-colored thick socks on her slender legs. She has a graceful posture squatting on the pier to wash clothes. Because her breasts are too plump, the sweater stands tall. At the collar, you can see a touch of attractive white snow.

Zhang Dong, Liu Kui, and Zhong Tian's eyes were attracted like iron filings by a magnet, and they were sucked in, unable to move away.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, the girl raised her head. Seeing so many fiery eyes, two red clouds flew out of her pretty face, and she almost ran away. Fortunately, she saw Father Miao, Miao Ruhu, and Miao Yanyu. The three acquaintances calmed down slowly, and greeted the three of them with oriole-like voices, then lowered their heads and continued to do laundry shyly, but they were obviously a little uneasy.

Miao Yanyu cast an annoyed glance at the perverts who were still reluctant to look away, and said in a low voice: "She is my cousin, her name is Miao Qingning, please be more serious."

"So it's your cousin, no wonder she's so beautiful!" Zhang Dong exclaimed. Although he lowered his voice, Miao Qingning heard it. Meeting Zhang Dong's fiery eyes, he quickly shrank back.

This shy and delicate appearance is really touching.

Miao Yanyu seemed to see something bad, pulled Zhang Dong aside, and warned: "Pervert, you'd better put away your dirty thoughts, otherwise, hum~"

Zhang Dong Dayi said awe-inspiringly: "Teacher, I just appreciate it. Only people like me who are good at discovering beauty can write unparalleled characters and draw unparalleled paintings."

Miao Yanyu blushed and wondered what was wrong with her, but she became jealous. Could it be that she has already considered herself his girlfriend?

Zhang Dong secretly laughed twice, looked at the Taohua River with burning eyes, and said in his heart: "Monitor, check the big carp in the river in front of you."

In less than a second, five large carps over one meter long were displayed on the virtual screen in Zhang Dong's mind, and naturally the environment around the carps was also displayed.

Perhaps because of the cold weather, all five carp, Lai Yangyang, hid motionless at the bottom of the water, as if they were sleeping.

"There are really big carp in the river, and this is a blessing." Zhang Dong smiled brightly, picked up a stone, and used his internal energy to divide the stone into six small round stones, and he was about to throw it.

Everyone was overjoyed and watched with wide eyes.

Even Miao Qingning, who was doing the laundry, raised his head curiously, looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, and wondered if he was another fool, talking nonsense.

Zhang Dong shook his hand, shot a stone, and shot it into the water like lightning. Naturally, he aimed at one of the carp, but of course it missed. The distance from the carp was nearly half a foot, because the water has refraction, and the refraction angle is not considered. If it's good, it won't hit at all, and this stone is just for throwing stones to ask for directions, and is used to estimate the angle of refraction.

Several carp were startled and fled in all directions.

"Swoosh swish swish~"

At the same time with five soft sounds, Zhang Dong shook his hands and shot out five stones, which instantly shot into the water, piercing through the heads of five big carp. The big carp more than one meter long is really spectacular floating on the water.

Everyone was so surprised that they couldn't figure out how Zhang Dong knew there were carp in the water, and how he could directly kill the carp with stones. This is so amazing and incredible.

Especially Miao Qingning, who knew nothing about Zhang Dong, opened her small cherry mouth in a cute O shape, dropped the clothes in her hand on the river, and her gaze was fixed on the five big carp floating on the water, unable to move away no matter what.

"The clothes fell off, and they are about to float away." Zhang Dong reminded this unusually pure and lovely girl.

Miao Qingning woke up with a start, grabbed the clothes that were about to float away, and gave Zhang Dong a grateful look.

"Master, you have killed the carp now, but it is floating in the middle of the river and there is no boat, how can I get it?" Zhong Tian was shocked, and raised the thorny question at present.

"Let Heiyu and Huahua come over and help, but I don't need to bother them, I can do it myself." Zhang Dong took a dry reed about one meter long from the reeds by the river, picked it Withered Leaf, said confidently, "Dharma crossed the river with a reed in the past, it was a powerful lightness skill, today, let this kind of lightness skill reappear, and let you open your eyes."

Although he did not transplant Bodhidharma's surveillance video, Bodhidharma, as the third-ranked super expert on the strong list, naturally attracted Zhang Dong's attention. He took the time to study Bodhidharma carefully and learned a lot of skills created by Bodhidharma. Dharma, especially the most practical Yidu River Lighting Kungfu, he has practiced proficiently long ago.

Everyone was stunned and looked at Zhang Dong like a monster. Isn't it a legend that Bodhidharma crossed the river with a reed?Is it still real?Can Zhang Dong do it too?

Miao Qingning, who could hear clearly, almost dropped the clothes in his hand into the river again. He looked at Zhang Dong strangely, thinking to himself that this handsome young man killed five carp with stones just now, which shows that he is practicing internal martial arts. He is a strange man, but he is stupid enough to think that he can cross the river with one reed. Could it be that he has never studied physics?At least he weighs [-] kilograms, how can a reed carry it?

Miao Qingning is 20 years old this year. After graduating from a technical secondary school, she worked as a physics teacher in Taojiang Middle School. Therefore, she deduced from the principles of physics that Zhang Dong must have sunk into the water.

Miao Yanyu is also a high-achieving student, so she naturally understood this principle. She was a little panicked, fearing that Zhang Dong would fall into the water and drown, so she made a detour and asked, "Student Zhang Dong, can you swim?"

Zhang Dong read the portrayal of the current mood of the two beauties, and he really couldn't laugh or cry. He joked: "Aside from having children, is there anything Dong Ge doesn't understand?"

A shy blush appeared on Miao Yanyu's pretty face, and she was determined, since Zhang Dong knew how to swim and was a good insider, if he took a cold bath in the river in winter, he would not get sick.

"Look carefully, the physical principles may not necessarily be correct." Zhang Dong narrowly looked at Miao Qingning who was slowly shaking his head with a look of disgust, until Miao Qingning was embarrassed and didn't know what to do, he bent down and shook his hands Shoot the reed in your hand.

"Whoosh~"

The reed slanted down on the surface of the water, and shot towards the center of the river like a sharp arrow. Almost at the same time, Zhang Dong flew up lightly, and both feet stepped on the reed at the same time. Where the five big carps were floating, Zhang Dong showed no sign of being unstable, nor did he show any sign of going silent. Even with his hands behind his back, he was floating like a fairy.

In the blink of an eye, Yiwei came to the center of the river alone. Zhang Dong stretched his hands forward, and five big carps flew up at the same time, throwing them into his big hands like moths flying into a flame. Then his feet slanted slightly. , the reed turned miraculously, and turned around like a sharp arrow and returned to the shore. Then his body shook, a roc spread its wings, and flew up lightly, like a fallen leaf, it landed on the pier where Miao Qingning washed clothes without any surprise .

The whole process takes no more than ten seconds.

"It's so powerful, so handsome."

Everyone was shocked to the extreme, such a scene, they will never forget it for the rest of their lives, and the lightness kung fu of Wei crossing the river is almost equivalent to the fairy method.