The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Zhang Dong was stunned. Although it wasn't the first time he went to Chen Xiaojiao's house, it was the first time he came to Chen Xiaojiao's house after establishing a relationship with Chen Xiaojiao. It was really inappropriate to bring his younger sister Zhang Huan.

Even Chen Xiaojiao was stunned for a moment, Zhang Dong was too clingy to Zhang Dong, she was thinking about how to explain her relationship with Zhang Dong when she saw her parents, how to deal with two old antiques, and let them accept her and many beauties The fact of working together as a husband is really not an easy thing. If this girl also goes over, there are many things that I really can't say.

Seeing that Zhang Dong and Chen Xiaojiao were silent, Zhang Huan giggled coquettishly and said, "Brother, sister-in-law, I am not going to be a light bulb. I am going to the city by car to meet my classmate Xu Wei. We agreed to go together today." shopping."

Zhang Dong let out a deep breath, with a strange expression on his face, Xu Wei's weird face and plump and attractive breasts appeared in front of his eyes. That girl is definitely a goblin. When she was chatting, she would take off her clothes with a smirk and show him her seductive breasts.

But she is still an underage girl, only 15 years old this year, which always makes Zhang Dong feel like a crime. [

Zhang Dong also monitored her carefully, and found that this girl was only open to a man like him, and never pretended to other men, which made Zhang Dong feel a little relieved.

Hearing that Zhang Huan is going to find Xu Wei now, even if he thinks with his toes, he can think that Zhang Huan will tell Xu Wei everything about him, and then Xu Wei will come to him in all likelihood. She can see but can't do it, but this girl is very good at seducing men, which is really a kind of torture for me.

He rolled his eyes and said, "Huanhuan, since you are going shopping, why don't you take your nine sisters-in-law with you? Do you have the heart to leave them alone and have a good time?"

He guessed that maybe when Xu Wei saw that he had so many beautiful women, she would give up her affection for him and stop being entangled with him.

Zhang Huan couldn't say goodbye, nodded to Zhang Dong, then turned to the nine peerless beauties who stood in front of the door reluctantly saying goodbye to Zhang Dong, and said, "Sisters-in-law, let's go, I'll take you shopping in the city."

"Yeah~"

The nine beauties cheered excitedly at the same time. For women, especially beauties, shopping is the most interesting thing when they go to a new city. Now Zhang Dong opened Jinkou and Zhang Huan is the guide , they are all martial arts masters whose force value has been raised to 499 points by Zhang Dong. Naturally, they will not be tired from shopping, and the fun of shopping is naturally beyond the experience of ordinary women.

"Guys, how about going to my house for a day?"

Since the New Year is only two days away, Liu Kui is going to take Gao Qian home for the New Year, but he is still thinking about the competition with Guo Dejian, so he suggested with bright eyes.

The five hesitated slightly and looked at Zhang Dong.

Naturally, Zhang Dong would not stop him, and said with a smile, "Go ahead, Liu Kui's family is a rich man, you just have to beat the landlords as much as you like."

So everyone bid farewell to Zhang's father and Zhang's mother, and drove to the city.

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As soon as Chen Xiaojiao entered the door, she shouted excitedly: "Dad, Mom, I'm back."

"Ah, my daughter is back." Chen's father and Chen's mother greeted them happily, and when they saw Zhang Dong and Chen Xiaojiao carrying large and small gifts, a smile bloomed on their faces, "Xiaodong is here too, come in and sit down. "

Zhang Dong said hello politely and sat down on the sofa in the hall.

Chen Xiaojiao was pulled aside by Chen's mother and asked something mutteringly.

Chen's father chatted enthusiastically with Zhang Dong for a while, and then rushed out to buy vegetables.

Chen Dong came out of the room, sat down next to Zhang Dong, and asked angrily in his ear: "Boy, did you bully my sister?" [

"What can I do if I bully you?" Zhang Dong said contemptuously, "I'm 26 years old, and I haven't even cultivated my inner strength. What a waste of food!"

Chen Dong blushed, gritted his teeth and said, "Boy, you are so arrogant. Let me tell you, when you come to my house, the dragon has to be coiled for me, and the tiger has to lie down for me."

Zhang Dong ignored him and made tea by himself, as if he had returned to his own home.

Chen Dong stared at Zhang Dong with wide-eyed resentment for a long time, then suddenly remembered something, changed his face, and asked greedily: "Boy, it was reported in the newspapers and on TV that you are a talented scholar with both calligraphy and painting. A word or a picture is worth tens of millions, isn't it true?"

"It seems to be true." Zhang Dong said calmly.

"Come on, smoke." Chen Dong took out a pack of Dazhonghua from his pocket, handed over one obsequiously, and quickly lit the fire, "Can you show me? I have paper and pen in my room."

Zhang Dong took a puff beautifully, exhaled a smoke ring, and said in a strange way: "The dragon must crawl, and the tiger must lie down. Who said that just now? How dare I make a fool of myself here!"

Chen Dong immediately wanted to slap himself a few times, why did he say so few words just now?He rubbed his hands anxiously, his eyes rolled around, and racked his brains to think of a solution. As long as he could get a few words from Zhang Dong, he would not have to worry about it for the rest of his life. The beauties who don't take the bait are probably posted upside down.

Thinking of the beautiful woman, his heart beat wildly, and without being polite to Zhang Dong, he grabbed Zhang Dong's arm and whispered viciously in his ear: "Boy, if you admit that you are my brother-in-law, then go and write me a few words." , otherwise, you go now and don't enter my house again."

Zhang Dong almost laughed out loud, this uncle really has a personality.Without the slightest bit of fear, he raised his legs and said flatly: "As for me, I have always been soft but not hard. If you say a few nice words, maybe I will agree to your request."

Chen Dong's face turned red, and it was as soft as boiled noodles. After saying a lot of good things, he invited Zhang Dong to his room. His room was really different, and every wall was covered with pictures of beautiful women. , one by one showing their breasts, scratching their heads and showing off their poses.

The bed was also a mess, the quilt and clothes were in a mess, like a doghouse.

On one side of the wall stood a large beige desk, on which were placed the Four Treasures of the Study.Apparently, this guy had already made preparations, asking for a few words from Zhang Dong and turning himself into a millionaire.

"This pen is rubbish, do you think you can write well?" Zhang Dong casually threw the pen on the table into the trash can in the corner.

"What kind of pen do you want? I'll buy it right away." Chen Dong flattered.

"No need." Zhang Dong patted his chest, and a brush appeared in his hand.

Chen Dong widened his eyes, looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, and thought to himself, is he a magician?

"The light is too dim." Zhang Dong said with a frown.

"Well, I'm going to buy a desk lamp right away." Chen Dong blushed, he pursued an ambiguous atmosphere in this room, and the lighting was a bit hazy, which might really affect Zhang Dong's writing. His writing is a treasure that is more precious than gold. , I can't have any negligence.

"No need, I have a light with me."

Zhang Dong patted his chest again, and a night pearl the size of a billiard ball appeared in his hand, shining brightly, instantly making the room as bright as day outside.

Chen Dong was stunned, dumbfounded, his eyes were fixed on the Ye Mingzhu, his throat rattled, and he drooled and said, "Brother-in-law, my good brother-in-law, is this Ye Mingzhu?"

"Of course it's the Ye Mingzhu. Is it still a light bulb? Get it for me." Zhang Dong put the Ye Mingzhu in Chen Dong's hand, ready to write.

Chen Dong's whole body trembled, his eyes were full of scorching light, he stammered and asked, "Brother-in-law, how much is this Ye Mingzhu worth?"

"Two billion." Zhang Dong said calmly.

"Twenty billion?! Oh my god!" Chen Dong only felt that this luminous pearl weighed a thousand catties, so heavy that he couldn't bear it.

Zhang Dong didn't pay any attention to him, dipped his pen into the ink, swished the brush, and wrote Li Bai's "Looking at Tianmen Mountain":

The Tianmen interrupted the opening of the Chu River, and the clear water flowed eastward here.

The green hills on both sides of the strait are facing each other, and the lone sail is coming.

The pen is strong, the handwriting is beautiful, and it is natural. During this time, he has been learning the calligraphy of those famous calligraphers in history, trying to master it, and he has really made great progress.

Putting down the pen, he patted his chest, and there was an extra printing box and a Dahongpao seal in his hand, dipped the seal in the printing box with printing oil, and covered the blank space of the calligraphy heavily, leaving a few glamorous Exhausted red font: Zhang Dongshu.

This seal was carved by himself. He is a real calligrapher, and any calligrapher is a master sculptor. Carving seals is a good skill. These three fonts are absolutely wonderful and his anti-counterfeiting signs. Carve out such a wonderful font.

"Okay, uncle, this piece of calligraphy is worth 5000 million. If it's less than this figure, don't sell it." Zhang Dong said confidently.

"5000 million?" Chen Dong almost knelt down, my mother, just these few words are 5000 million, my brother-in-law's hand is really golden.

Zhang Dong put away Ye Mingzhu, pen, seal and seal box, turned and walked out the door, he didn't like the atmosphere of this room, it was too ambiguous and superficial.

"Hehe~"

Chen Dong seemed to have lost his mind, and looked at this beautiful calligraphy work with a smirk. It took him some time to wake up, and he packed the work in a cardboard box that had been prepared a long time ago, holding it in his arms like a baby. In his arms, he rushed out of the door excitedly, and said to Zhang Dong: "Brother-in-law, sit down for a while, I will go out for a while."

"Are you crazy, brother-in-law? Who is your brother-in-law?"

Chen's mother, who was talking intimately with Chen Xiaojiao in Chen Xiaojiao's room, heard this, and rushed out angrily, scolding Chen Dong bloody.

"Where can I find such a son-in-law?" Chen Dong muttered in his heart, scratching his head, and said seriously: "Mom, Zhang Dong is my sister's boyfriend! Aren't you satisfied? Anyway, I recognize him as my brother-in-law .”

Chen's mother's face suddenly changed, God, her daughter is only 19 years old, and she is in a relationship, and her boyfriend is Xiaodong?

She looked at the embarrassed Zhang Dong with complicated eyes, opened her mouth, but still didn't say a word, she rushed into Chen Xiaojiao's room with grief, and closed the door with a bang.

Obviously, she was very upset.

Zhang Dong secretly felt that the situation was not good. Chen's mother seemed very rigid, and she didn't agree with Chen Xiaojiao's relationship with him, so he had to think of a solution quickly!

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