The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

As soon as Chen's mother rushed into Chen Xiaojiao's room, she broke her heart and said to Chen Xiaojiao who was bending over to arrange her clothes by the bedside: "You fell in love when you were only a freshman, and you really let me down. The glory of the past may not necessarily mean that he can make a lot of money in the future, you will regret it, you must regret it, I advise you to break up with him as soon as possible..."

Chen Xiaojiao was already very rebellious, so she interrupted Chen's mother impatiently and said: "Mom, I will never regret it, I will never marry him in my whole life, and I am already his, and I have lived together a long time ago..."

Mother Chen's eyes turned black and she almost fainted.

Zhang Dongxiu was advanced, so he could hear the mother and daughter's conversation clearly, his brows were slightly frowned, it was really difficult for Chen's mother to pass this test.

But he quickly came up with a countermeasure, took out the unmarked gold bricks from the transport box, and placed them one by one on the Eight Immortals table in the hall, and soon formed a golden mountain, shining brightly under the light, attractive to the extreme. [

Zhang Dong counted, and it happened to be 300 gold bricks, one kilogram of gold bricks, worth 30 yuan, and the total value of the 300 gold bricks was more than [-] million yuan. If it wasn’t for the fact that the Eight Immortals Table can only bear so much weight, he would have to add some more .

He believed that with such a golden mountain, Mother Chen, who was obsessed with money by nature, would definitely change her view of him and admit that he was her son-in-law without hesitation.

As soon as he finished stacking the golden mountain, Father Chen hurried in with the chicken and fish. He was immediately dazzled by the golden golden mountain, his mouth was dry and his eyes were hot, and he stammered and asked, "Xiaodong, What are you doing here?"

Zhang Dong said politely: "Uncle Chen, it's the first time I came to the door. I didn't bring any gifts, but I brought such 300 gold bricks. It really makes you laugh."

"Use a piece of 300 gold bricks as a door-to-door gift?" Chen's father looked stunned, his heart was beating wildly, he moved over step by step, picked up one piece and thought about it, and murmured: "Each piece is one kilogram, and 300 pieces are worth more than one hundred million yuan." , this gift is too expensive, Xiaodong, don't scare me."

"Uncle Chen, I can write tens of millions of words. Money is nothing to me. In fact, this gift is really too tacky." Zhang Dong said sincerely, "I hope Auntie will like it."

"Old woman, come out for me!"

Father Chen came back to his senses, and vaguely heard the sound of arguing in Chen Xiaojiao's room. He understood that Mother Chen had shown Zhang Dong's face, and that's why Zhang Dong put up such a golden mountain. Shouted, the sound was like thunder, shaking the room trembling.

Immediate results!

Chen's mother rushed out the door, and shouted angrily: "Why are you so crazy, dare to be so cruel to me?"

Immediately, the golden mountain fell into her eyes, and she was stunned, her eyes were so hot that it could melt metal, her throat was gurgling, and she said with difficulty: "This, this, what is this?"

"This is a gift from Xiaodong to you, mother-in-law, 300 yuan in gold, worth more than [-] million." Father Chen said angrily, "How is it? Are you satisfied?"

"Satisfied, very satisfied." Mother Chen murmured, moved her feet, came to the front of the golden mountain, picked up a piece of gold, put it in her mouth, bit it, and looked again, she was sure that it was a gold nugget. He hugged Jinshan with both hands, and smiled until his mouth was crooked.

Zhang Dongyu, Mother Chen is even more money-obsessed than Chen Xiaojiao.

Chen Xiaojiao walked out of the room gracefully, hugged Zhang Dong's arm, and said apologetically, "My husband, I'm sorry."

Zhang Dong smiled brightly, and said understandingly: "Your mother is also doing it for your own good. She was worried that you would suffer if you married me. Now she must be relieved, and naturally agrees with us."

"Husband, you are so kind to me."

Chen Xiaojiao looked at Zhang Dong's handsome face with affection.

"Go cook, Jinshan has no feet and can't run." Father Chen blushed and cursed loudly. [

Mother Chen woke up, but instead of cooking, she rushed to Zhang Dong in a gust of wind and said excitedly, "Xiaodong, my good son-in-law, tell mom, where did you get so many gold nuggets?"

"The power of Jinshan is really great." Zhang Dong sighed in his heart, and was about to prevaricate, Chen's father interjected: "Old lady, Xiaodong is a talented man of both calligraphy and painting. He can write a few words and draw a few pictures for thousands of dollars." Wan, such a golden mountain, for him, can be earned in just one meal."

Chen's mother was stunned on the spot, so excited that she was about to faint, and asked excitedly, "Xiaojiao, is what your father said true?"

Chen Xiaojiao nodded and said, "Indeed."

Chen's mother laughed so hard that her mouth turned crooked, and she turned her eyes and said, "Xiaodong, write some Spring Festival couplets, your father's handwriting is too ugly, it's almost shameful."

"Shameful? Who told me to go to the streets to write couplets and sell them for money?" Father Chen said angrily.

Chen Xiaojiao covered her mouth and snickered.

Zhang Dong also couldn't help laughing.

Chen's mother didn't blush at all, and said: "You can only sell couplets on the street with words like yours. Do you think you are like Xiaodong, and writing a couplet is worth tens of millions?"

Father Chen didn't dare to compare with Zhang Dong, he immediately stopped and didn't dare to speak.

"Haven't you taken out the red paper and pen and ink?" Chen's mother said with her hands on her hips, staring at Chen's father.

Father Chen glanced at Zhang Dong and found that he was not unhappy, so he became excited, quickly took out the red paper and pen and ink from the room, put them on a table, and then looked at Zhang Dong eagerly.

Zhang Dong walked over and wrote a Spring Festival couplet, the font was so beautiful that people were fascinated by it, it almost reached the realm of Taoism.

"Good word, Peerless Shuang."

Chen's father and Chen's mother praised.

Chen Xiaojiao also looked fascinated, her heart was full of pride, proud of her man.

"Ah, it's wonderful, it's really wonderful, let's write some more Spring Festival couplets."

Chen Dong walked in with a happy face, seeing Zhang Dong writing again, he said greedily.

Zhang Dong didn't say anything, and wrote three more Spring Festival couplets before putting down his pen.

Chen's father, Chen's mother, and Chen Dong still had a lot to say, but in the end they didn't let Zhang Dong continue to write.

It was only at this time that Chen Dong noticed the golden mountain. He was extremely excited, his eyes were full of little stars, and his saliva flowed out. After admiring it for a long time, he finally came to his senses. It was returned to Zhang Dong.

Mother Chen, who was busy in the kitchen, saw it through the crack of the door and screamed: "Xiaodong, what kind of treasure is that?" [

"It's a high-tech glass bead that emits light."

Zhang Dong blinked at Chen Dong and lied.He was worried that Chen's mother would ask for this treasure. This treasure was his favorite, and he was reluctant to give it away.

Chen's mother suddenly lost interest, but Chen Dong covered his mouth and started laughing.

Chen Xiaojiao blushed, feeling that her family's performance was not good today, so Zhang Dong saw the joke, and then pulled the three of them into the room, and began to talk about Zhang Dong's miracles, all his series of brilliance. Having said it out, the master of protecting the country, a genius doctor, a talented scholar of calligraphy, painting, and piano, and the world's number one master, finally said: "I alone have more than 2000 billion in his hands, and he himself has many priceless treasures. Just don't act like a money fan and let him see the joke."

The three of them were dumbfounded and dumbfounded, as if they were falling into a dream, and they couldn't come back to their senses. After finally waking up a little, the three of them opened the door and looked at Zhang Dong with awe.

At this moment, Zhang Dong's cell phone rang.

As soon as he looked at the caller ID, his expression became serious, and he said after connecting, "Chief, aren't you visiting the United States? Could it be that they won't agree to my request?"

Chief No. [-] said softly: "It's not that they don't agree, it's that this matter has too much to do with the strategic development of the United States. Even if the president agrees and the Congress passes it, the people of the United States will not agree. The United States is bound to be precarious. Therefore, You have to think of a good-sounding excuse."

"Excuse, what do you mean?" Zhang Dong asked in amazement.

"Master, there is no doubt that our country has become the most powerful country in the world, and the United States can only hold a candle to it. Therefore, the United States hopes to cooperate between the two countries. What they mean is that you set up a martial arts gym in Washington and New York, and send two people from the world. One can protect the safety of senior officials, and the other can cultivate some strong men for the United States. It is best to cultivate world-class strong men, and then announce the power and role of world-class strong men to the American people. This is the only way , the people of the United States will agree to withdraw their troops from the country of Japan and transfer the 88 military bases of the country of Japan to our country." Chief No. [-] explained.

"Haha~" Zhang Dong laughed wildly, "President Ralph of the United States is too afraid of death, and those high-ranking officials are probably the same, one is afraid that I will send someone to kill them, and the other is afraid that world-class powerhouses from other countries will kill them , That's why I came up with such a plan, very good, I can promise them, send two world-class powerhouses to sit in the country of America, but all the military equipment in their 88 military bases in the country of Wa will be kept and given to them Our country, so that our troops go away empty-handed."

The reason why he agreed so much was because Zhuge Shenxuan had already anticipated everything and had already drawn up countermeasures. With such a powerful military adviser making suggestions, Zhang Dong could do everything with ease.

"Okay, I'll just negotiate with them like this, it shouldn't be too difficult." The No. [-] chief said, "There is another problem, even if our country and the United States have reached an agreement, we still need to get the consent of the Japanese country. The United States, with the support of the United States, has developed rapidly economically and become a technologically powerful country."

A sneer appeared on Zhang Dong's face, and he said with a murderous look: "Waguo? Waguo has no right to speak. After a year, I will go to Waguo to deal with those anti-Chinese high-ranking officials and get them to obediently agree. After that, our army can be stationed Japan is gone."

After talking for a while, Zhang Dong hung up the phone, thought for a while, then called Wu Xiaoya again, and ordered: "Xiaoya, I have drawn up a list, and I will save it on your computer screen now. People are transferred from all over the country to Yanjing, and they will arrive on the tenth day of the Lunar New Year, they are all elites, I want to reuse them, and then firmly control the Wa country!"

"Yes, brother!"

Wu Xiaoya agreed excitedly.

The four members of the Chen family were hiding in the room, their scalps were numb, their eyes were full of admiration and admiration, God, this son-in-law is too powerful, too powerful, not only has monstrous power, but also can influence the world situation!

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