The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Deserted island with green grass.

Zhang Dong sat cross-legged, carefully comprehending the fight with Hu Jiu that day, recalling the feeling of the moment when he broke through.

Gradually, the strange phenomenon that he broke through before came again, and his whole spirit fell into an illusion. A huge black hole appeared in the sky, representing his way of swallowing, and the sky was full of fireflies formed by the rules and principles of heaven and earth , dancing incessantly.

Since that breakthrough was under strong pressure and when he was facing a life-and-death crisis, such a strange phenomenon did not occur, that is to say, he did not comprehend more rules and principles of heaven and earth during that breakthrough. Only the force value has increased by a thousand points. I didn't expect that this kind of breakthrough is to recall and sort out afterwards, so as to understand some rules and principles of heaven and earth.

Now that he has experience, he naturally stands still, watching the fireflies all over the sky with an indifferent expression, not moving for any firefly, not being fascinated by any firefly, the black hole above his head suddenly speeds up the rotation, sending out a sound The suction all over the sky swallowed some particularly bright fireflies one by one.

And Zhang Dong miraculously comprehended the rules and principles of heaven and earth represented by the devoured fireflies, and he knew them clearly.

Unfortunately, the process of the black hole swallowing fireflies is too short. Although an unknown number of fireflies have been swallowed, there are still fireflies all over the sky, and it seems that they have not decreased. In fact, the fireflies swallowed by the black hole just now are just a drop in the ocean That's all.

However, a collection of armpits makes a fur, and a collection of sand makes a tower.

One day, all the fireflies in the sky will be swallowed by my black hole, and the rules and principles of heaven and earth represented will be understood by me.

Zhang Dong muttered confidently in his heart, carefully inspecting the newly comprehended rules and principles of heaven and earth, and found that they were basically related to the Dao of Insignificance and the Dao of Swallowing, but there was rarely a rule of heaven and earth of the Dao of Gold.

He slowly stretched out his index finger, inserted it lightly on a rock, and with a puff, sank deeply into it, like inserting tofu.

There was an unbelievable look on his face, just now he absolutely did not use any trace of true energy, nor did he use physical power, just to bless this golden way of heaven and earth rules on his index finger, but he was able to To such an extent?

Jin Zhidao is really powerful, and he really lives up to his reputation.

Could it be that he has begun to comprehend the way of gold?

"It's just a coincidence that you comprehended a rule of heaven and earth related to the way of gold, and you are still too far away from finding the way of gold. However, any cultivation genius who finds his own way can survive the long years. If you find some other ways, it will naturally become stronger gradually." The monitor said in Zhang Dong's mind, "The way of swallowing you found is indeed terrifying, and you can comprehend the rules and principles of heaven and earth very quickly, which is simply predatory. , much faster than the comprehension speed of any cultivation genius I have recorded."

Zhang Dong couldn't help feeling proud. Although he had poor grades in studies, he was a real genius in cultivation. He would become so powerful that he would trample all the strong under his feet.

"It's a pity that your cultivation time is too short. On Earth, there are too many people stronger than you. If you want to grow up smoothly, you don't know how many bloody storms you will have to experience. You must be mentally prepared." The monitor warned.

"Let the storm come more violently!" Zhang Donghu stood up, exuding a destructive aura on his body, exuding an aura of looking down on the world.

He twisted his waist and went into the air without a sound, as incredible as a ghost.

Then, he soared rapidly in the air without making any sound, but his speed was exceptionally fast, and he seemed to be able to catch up with the speed of the plane, but it was still not comparable to the speed of Hei Yu and Hua Hua, but it was also a huge improvement.

Under Liu Kui's envious eyes, he flew for a while, then landed again, sat cross-legged, and continued to think, his progress on the way of the insignificant was still very fast, he was able to fly fast physically, and he also comprehended The misty steps demonstrated by the misty shadows, the former gave him an extra life-saving ability, and the latter improved his fighting ability.

As for the way of swallowing, I have successfully applied it to my cultivation. I was able to comprehend the rules and principles of heaven and earth in a predatory way when I broke through, and then use it in fighting to continuously improve my combat effectiveness. Successfully applied the Way of Swallowing to the Swallowing Sun Divine Art, this breakthrough instantly swallowed up a thousand points of Hu Jiu's true energy.

However, I haven't comprehended some powerful moves, and I haven't combined the Tao of Tun with my eternal magic skill well. Next, I need to think hard about these two aspects while gaining insights while picking up girls. try.

Thinking of this, he only felt that his mind was extraordinarily clear-headed, and that his path of martial arts became clearer. He would definitely become stronger quickly, and he would definitely be able to make Feng Wu willing to be his own woman, and he would definitely be able to make He Pianpian proud of himself , I will definitely be able to stand out in the selection meeting of Princess Piaoxiang. In the future, I will definitely shatter the void and go to the Golden Continent. I will meet the geniuses there for a while, and I will meet the legendary strong men in the sky, Pangu, Nuwa, Monkey King, Tathagata, Patriarch Bodhi, Ice and Snow Emperor, Hongjun, Misty Misty...

The calm sea surface suddenly churned, as if there was a huge furnace below to boil the sea water, churning non-stop, and a depressive atmosphere also permeated from below, permeating the air in strands and strands.

With a loud crash, Zhang Kui's huge body suddenly emerged from the water. Eighty tentacles slapped the sea crazily. The sky turned black.

There seemed to be dark clouds gathering in the sky and lightning brewing.

There is also a catastrophe if you don't know how to transform into a monster, right?

Both Zhang Dong and Liu Kui were muttering in their hearts, their faces were full of worry. They really did not expect that there would be such a big movement just by taking shape.

The black light became more and more intense, and then a red light was revealed. The two kinds of light flashed alternately, but Zhang Kui's body kept shaking, and the eighty tentacles slapped the sea crazily. This small island is photographed under the sea.

About an hour passed like this, Zhang Kui suddenly calmed down, and dived into the sea water again, but within a quarter of an hour, he surfaced again, turning crazily on the sea surface, driving the sea water to form a huge vortex .

Suddenly, Zhang Dong and Liu Kui felt their eyes go blurry, and Zhang Kui's body disappeared, replaced by a strong man about [-] meters tall, with dark skin, like a black man, who stood there stupidly. On the surface of the water, he kept stroking his face with his hands, and finally touched his key parts. He felt that he was indeed a genuine guy, so he smirked: "Hahaha, I, Liu Kui, finally became a human again." Now, I can finally see my girlfriend Gao Qian."

Zhang Dong was stunned, the situation was not good, Zhang Kui always believed that he was split from Liu Kui's soul, so after the transformation, he thought he was Liu Kui, now there are two Liu Kui?But there is only one Gao Qian, what should I do?

"Bastard, what nonsense are you talking about?" Liu Kui was furious, pointing at Zhang Kui who was still on the surface of the sea and shouted.

Zhang Kui came to the island in a few steps, bowed in front of Zhang Dong, and said gratefully: "Brother Dong, thank you, if it weren't for you, I would have committed suicide and died."

"We are brothers, what are you thanking me for?" Zhang Dong patted Zhang Kui on the shoulder heavily, and then said seriously: "Just now you said something wrong, you are Zhang Kui, not some Liu Kui, I understand ?"

Zhang Kui froze for a moment, nodded and said, "Well, of course I am Zhang Kui."

Then he looked at Liu Kui, who was still looking a bit ugly, with a complicated expression, and said with a smile, "Brother, I was just joking with you just now, and I promise not to make such jokes in the future."

Liu Kui felt relieved, a smile appeared on his face, and he said: "Hey, big man, of course I know you are joking, you must have heard Gao Qian's name from Brother Dong, let me tell you, Gao Qian is my wife , is also your sister-in-law, you have to respect her."

Zhang Kui nodded, made a promise, and then changed the subject and said, "Hurry up and give me a suit of clothes, this bare butt feels really uncomfortable."

Zhang Dong and Liu Kui laughed at the same time, their eyes glanced at his crotch intentionally or unintentionally.

Zhang Kui was not shy at all, he stared at him with wide eyes, and said proudly: "If you have a lot of money, women will scream for it."

"It's bigger than a toothpick." Liu Kui said contemptuously.

"Is there such a big toothpick in the world?" Zhang Kui said, poking his neck.

"Isn't there?" Liu Kui pointed at Zhang Kui's place and said with a strange smile.

"Put on your clothes." Zhang Dong couldn't help laughing, and took out a set of clothes from the storage bag and gave it to Zhang Kui.

Zhang Kui is too tall. After wearing it, it looks like an adult wearing a child's clothes. It looks very funny, but at least it covers up the key parts.

Then, he couldn't wait to jump onto the watermelon tree, picked a big watermelon, cut it in half with one palm, and ate it voraciously, muttering, "I almost hit the wall with envy when I watched you eat that day, and now I can do the same!" Eat it, it’s so delicious, Brother Dong, give me some chicken drumsticks quickly, I want to have a big meal.”

Zhang Kui's appetite was astonishing. He ate a big watermelon and three chicken drumsticks to make his stomach round. He lay on the ground with a happy face, touched his stomach and said, "This is the life I want. ah."

"Give you another beautiful woman, and you will be truly happy." Liu Kuixie said with a smile.

"Beauty, hehe..." Zhang Kui's eyes lit up, "After we return to Yanjing, we will go to heaven and earth, how about your treat?"

"With Zhong Tian paying the bill, you don't have to worry about it." Liu Kui said with a strange smile.

Zhang Kui suddenly smirked, his face full of fascination and anticipation.

Zhang Dong shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Zhang Kui, don't think about that for now. Let's go through the trick now and let Brother Dong see how capable you are."