The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

A look of admiration appeared on Wu Menglin's face. You must know that although she is a genius and has outstanding language talent, she learned seven foreign languages ​​with countless hours and energy.

And Zhang Dong has spent so much time writing, drawing and practicing martial arts, yet he still knows five foreign languages, which shows that Zhang Dong's language talent is much better than hers, such a person is no longer enough to be described as a genius.

Aside from her admiration, she was secretly happy. She was sure that she could win, so she showed weakness and said, "God, you know five foreign languages, so I'm doomed to lose? I, I don't intend to challenge you anymore."

How could Zhang Dong not know what was in her heart? Of course, he deliberately refuted Wu Menglin so that Wu Menglin had nothing to say, but the countless students in the audience all had strange faces and secretly rejoiced. Although Zhang Dong was smart, he fell into Wu Menglin's trap. trap.

Thus, the absurd challenge began.

The first step is to find a referee.

The referee is very simple. Yenching University has many foreign teachers, such as the United States, the White Swan Country, Japan, France, Sweden, Italy, South Korea, Spain, Turkey, etc., a total of [-] countries, nearly a hundred foreign teachers, most of them today Watch the fun here.

Wu Menglin quickly invited a foreign teacher from [-] different countries to the stage, and said to Zhang Dong: "Now we are talking with these foreign teachers one by one in their mother tongue. If we can get affirmation from many people, then we will understand." How many foreign languages, don't worry, they won't cooperate with me to cheat."

Zhang Dong nodded in agreement and said, "You go first."

A bright smile appeared on Wu Menglin's face, her eyes were full of confidence, and she began to talk with the foreign teachers one by one, speaking very fast.

It's really amazing. She talked with foreign teachers from seven countries successively, and got their affirmation. Therefore, the seven foreign teachers stretched out their thumbs at the same time, and praised Wu Menglin in blunt Chinese, saying that she is amazing, a language genius, and she is so young. Knowing seven foreign languages ​​is nothing short of a miracle.

The students in the audience also admired her in their hearts, their eyes were full of love. Wu Menglin not only possessed a beautiful face, but also possessed outstanding wisdom, knew seven foreign languages, and was a genius for hosting shows. Such a woman who combined wisdom and beauty How can it not move people's hearts?

Chen Xiaojiao and Gao Qian were both envious and admired, looking at Wu Menglin like a monster, knowing so many foreign languages, it's unbelievable!

Zhong Tian and Liu Kui, two ignorant fellows, puffed their mouths. Could this chick be out of her mind?Why learn so many languages?Can it be eaten as a meal?

Wu Menglin smirked and said, "Student Zhang Dong, you should know by now that I am the student from Aoki University who knows seven languages. You can admit defeat!"

"This chick is indeed powerful, but she is too naive and self-confident. How is it possible to admit defeat?" Zhang Dong muttered in his heart, he laughed, and said proudly: "What's the point of knowing seven languages? Let me show you what A language genius!"

Under the angry and strange gazes of countless people, Zhang Dong strode up to a foreign teacher from Mi who was standing upright on the stage, and spit out a string of fluent Mi language. The foreign teacher from Mi was surprised, because Zhang Dong's voice doesn't have any Chinese accent, but the standard American accent is even more standard than that of an American, which is incredible.

Chen Xiaojiao and Gao Qian were completely dumbfounded. When did this guy speak such fluent rice?

Zhong Tian was not surprised at all, anyway, in his mind, Zhang Dong had already been equated with the omnipotent and omniscient God.

However, Liu Kui was in a state of confusion. Damn, Brother Dong was actually from the United States in another life, but I don't know which one?Could it be George Washington, or John Adams and other American presidents?After all, he was an emperor, so he couldn't be an ordinary American. No wonder he speaks rice so fluently.

All the other people who could hear clearly showed admiration on their faces. It was not surprising that they knew the Mi language. After all, there were many people who knew the Mi language, but Zhang Dong should be the only Chinese who could speak the Mi language so fluently and to such a standard.

Surprised, Wu Menglin was slightly worried, but she felt relieved when she thought that it was not who could speak foreign languages ​​well in the competition, but who knew more foreign languages ​​in the competition.

However, the situation was getting worse. Zhang Dong communicated with the seven foreign teachers one by one in a terrifyingly fluent foreign language, then narrowly glanced at the stunned Wu Menglin, and continued to communicate with the remaining eight foreign teachers. I quickly got their affirmation and praise, saying that Zhang Dong spoke better than them.

This is for sure, because Zhang Dong does not know any foreign language, but the monitor translates what Zhang Dong said and sends it out through Zhang Dong's mouth.

Everyone, including Chen Xiaojiao, Gao Qian, and Zhong Tian, ​​was so shocked that their jaws dropped. They knew fifteen foreign languages, and they could speak them better than foreigners. What kind of genius and freak is this!

Liu Kui is completely speechless, Zhang Dong has too many previous lives, it seems that it is necessary to let Dong Ge stimulate my memory of another life or several lives, even ordinary foreign people, at least know foreign languages, right?

Wu Menglin was the most shocked, only she knew how difficult it is to master a foreign language, it takes countless time and effort, but Zhang Dong is proficient in fifteen foreign languages, is this really human can do it?

She looked at Zhang Dong obsessively, and asked with admiration: "Student Zhang Dong, now I am completely convinced and enthralled. Can you tell me how many foreign languages ​​you know in total?"

Zhang Dong pondered for a moment, then said seriously: "Actually, I don't know a single foreign language."

"You are so humble, how can a person like me deal with himself?" Wu Menglin said in amazement.

"Oh, the truth is that no one believes it." Zhang Dong muttered in his heart, then changed the topic and said, "You misunderstood, I think any language on the earth is my mother tongue, including the language of birds and beasts, and I also study it carefully. However, I have basically learned it, and foreign languages, that is, alien languages, such as Martian language, I want to study, but I have no way to start."

Wu Menglin petrified on the spot, feeling ashamed to die.

The rest of the students and teachers were also stunned. This is really an eye-opener. Some people think that all languages ​​​​on the earth are their mother tongue, and they have learned it. Is this possible?

Brother Dong is talking nonsense again, and may be performing Martian language again.

Chen Xiaojiao, Gao Qian, and Liu Kui were shocked, with strange expressions on their faces, and they all muttered in their hearts.

Zhong Tian was astonished, and his admiration for Zhang Dong went up a few more steps.

Zhang Dong continued: "I can't forget it with my eyes, I can't forget it with my ears. It's not too difficult to learn various languages, and I'll show you a show."

With an evil laugh, he took out a pen, threw it on the ground, pointed to a pet cat in the arms of a female foreign teacher, and said: "I will communicate with the pet cat later, let it run around me three times, and then circle around me." Miss Wu ran five laps, finally picked up the pen and handed it to me."

Everyone became interested and their eyes widened. Even the four calligraphy and painting experts raised their heads from Zhang Dong's work and looked at it with disbelief.

Under everyone's amazed eyes, Zhang Dong meowed at the cat in the arms of the foreign teacher, with different lengths and lifelike meows, no different from the sounds made by cats.

The pet cat became interested, and opened its mouth to communicate with Zhang Dong.

As a result, two cats seemed to appear on the stage, and the voices of Fa and Chun came one after another without stopping for a moment.

After a while, the pet cat jumped out of the stunned foreign teacher's arms, ran over quickly, ran three times around Zhang Dong, then five times around Wu Menglin, went to pick up the pen, and sent it to Zhang Dong's arms .

Then it meowed a few times, then jumped back into the arms of its owner, squinted its eyes, and lay down comfortably.

Now, no one does not believe that Zhang Dong understands the language of cats, and remembering that he once flew the eagle, it is obviously because he understands the language of the eagle.

Everyone looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, as if meeting him for the first time. Such a person is no longer a genius, but a monster, a real monster.

How stupid is it to challenge such a monster?

Even Chen Xiaojiao was speechless, her future husband was too evil, but the more evil the better, the happier she would be.

Zhang Dong walked up to Wu Menglin, and said with a strange smile, "How about it, have you admitted your defeat?"

Embarrassed, Wu Menglin nodded honestly.

Zhang Dong said grimly: "Then I will charge the bet."

Wu Menglin was frightened and fled quickly, raised the microphone and said urgently: "Students, today's challenge is over, the meeting is adjourned."

Then she made a move that stunned everyone, and threw the microphone in her hand, aiming at Zhang Dong's nose. Of course, she yelled fiercely: "Pervert, watch!"

Then she lifted her skirt, like a chivalrous woman, jumped off the stage, rushed out the door like lightning, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Zhang Dong raised his hand to catch the microphone, watched Wu Menglin's back go away, with a strange expression on his face, this chick is too dishonest, but it's impossible to renege on her debts, especially my Zhang Dong's , wait for an opportunity to catch you, and let you pay back the principal with interest.

All the students in the audience laughed happily, and the depression in their chests was swept away. Although Zhang Dong won Aoki University with absolute advantages in three events, he was tricked by the school belle Wu Menglin. Well, maybe Wu Menglin could hit him with a microphone and make his face bloom.

Zhong Tian, ​​Liu Kui, Gao Qian, Ding Fangfang also covered their mouths and snickered, this was the first time they had seen Zhang Dong being deflated.

Chen Xiaojiao also looked at Zhang Dong's trembling flowers and smiled coquettishly, she was very happy in her heart, she deeply knew that with Zhang Dong's terrifying cultivation base and skill, it would be easy to stop Wu Menglin from leaving, but he didn't stop it, which meant that he just It's funny in the game.

She walked over coquettishly, embraced Zhang Dong's arm, smiling like a flower, and her affection was as deep as the sea.