Runeterra: I really know a little bit about everything

Chapter 216 Small mouth smeared with honey! Hammer diplomacy!

"Zuo Chi, are you really not going back with us?"

In Zuo Chi's room, the girls were already surrounding Zuo Chi, looking at Zuo Chi with a little disappointed look in their eyes.

Zuo Chi patted Ai Xi's hand gently: "There are still some things that need to be done, so I may not be able to go back with you."

Zuo Chi looked at Syndra and Kai'Sa who were aside, and winked at them:

"Are you going back to Freljord with Ashe, or are you going back to Ionia and Shurima?"

Kasha pursed her lips slightly, her expression a little tangled.

In fact, what she wanted to say was that she wanted to follow Zuo Chi, but she also knew that since Zuo Chi couldn't take them with him, it meant that what he was going to do would be very dangerous, so naturally she would not drag Zuo Chi down anymore.

"Sister Ai Xi and I will go together."

Since becoming comrades that night and working together to stop Ji Zuochi, the relationship between Kaisha and Ashe has become even closer, so she doesn't mind going back to the Avarosa tribe with Ashe.

"I'm with them too."

As soon as Kaisha finished speaking, Syndra said directly.

Sindra crossed her arms with her chest. Her tall figure and high heels made her almost as tall as Zuo Chi. She and Zuo Chi looked at each other. Although their eyes were still cold and arrogant, they were about to say goodbye again after all. She still whispered:

"I don't want to go out and run around with you. Of course, if you can make me like them, I won't mind staying by your side to protect you."

The "them" in Syndra's words are naturally Ashe and Kai'Sa. Obviously, she has reached the edge of being assimilated by the two women.

Zuo Chi looked helplessly at the dark and cold sister in front of him. After searching in his arms, he took out a green crystal and handed it to Sindra.

"I found it specially and gave it to you as a gift. Don't kill people randomly when you go back, and remember to protect Ai Xi and Kaisha."

Looking at the crystal stone handed over by Zuo Chi, Sindra's body trembled visibly, and her eyes trembled violently.

Syndra will never forget that on Ferol Island, she was almost on the verge of death after experiencing the battle with Brand. At that time, Zuo Chi also appeared in front of her as he does now. , and handed a gem containing the power of life into her hands.

Zuo Chi was the first person in her life who was willing to be her friend, and he was the one who pulled her out of the boundless darkness.

She has not been willing to throw away the two gems Zuo Chi gave her back then, and she still keeps them with her even if she loses her power.

But now, what Sindra didn't expect was that Zuo Chi would bring a gem specifically for her.

Under the scrutiny of the girls around her, Sindra quickly took the gem from Zuo Chi's hand and held it tightly in her hand.

"Although I don't like it, it is your wish after all, so I reluctantly accepted it."

Sindra turned her head to the other side as she spoke, not daring to look into Zuo Chi's eyes. She could almost hear her own heartbeat beating faster and faster.

Zuo Chi had long been accustomed to Syndra's arrogant answers, so he just smiled.

He looked at Ashe and Sejuani again: "After we go back, we can send people from the tribe to take over here and establish trade with Demacia as soon as possible."

"You can let Braum and Udyr bring people over. They have calm and enthusiastic personalities, which are very suitable for this. And Braum can also fulfill his dream of traveling around the world."

"Try not to provoke the Frost Guards. I will go over to see Lissandra next time I go back."

Zuo Chi arranged things for the girls one after another, while Ai Xi sat in front of Zuo Chi like a virtuous wife, quietly listening to his story.

On the side, Soraka and Morgana looked at each other, and their eyes were shining brightly.

The atmosphere between Zuo Chi and the girls was so warm that they couldn't help but interrupt.

Not only that, even a touch of curiosity arose in their hearts. What kind of feeling is this?

Finally, after a long while, Zuo Chi stopped urging the girls.

Slowly standing up, Zuo Chi came to Soraka and Morgana's side again.

Looking at Morgana, Zuo Chi said with some regret: "I have been busy these days and I don't have time to have a good chat with you."

Compared to Kyle who is aloof and cold to strangers, Morgana, as her younger sister, is much more approachable.

"That's all right."

Morgana suddenly raised her head and smiled mysteriously at Zuo Chi: "Then let's talk about it next time you go back to Freljord."

"what?"

Zuo Chi looked at Morgana with some confusion, not understanding what she meant.

Morgana did not explain, but walked directly in the direction of Ashe.

"Ashe, do you mind if I visit your tribe as a guest? Now that the situation in Demacia has stabilized, I want to go out and have a look."

"Of course I don't mind."

Ashe has naturally seen Morgana's power, so why would she mind a demigod-level powerhouse visiting the Avarosa tribe.

After receiving Ashe's answer, Morgana turned her head and looked at Zuo Chi: "Isn't this great?"

Morgana was willing, so Zuo Chi naturally said nothing more.

Now the only person left on the field was the instigator of Zuo Chi's trip to Mount Targon.

"Zuo Chi."

Before Zuo Chi could speak, Soraka's gentle voice sounded in Zuo Chi's ears:

"I'll be waiting for you at Mount Targon. Then you can come to the farm at the foot of the east side of Mount Targon to find me~"

Whispering the place name Soraka mentioned, Zuo Chi nodded immediately: "I've written it down."

After finally explaining many matters, it was time for Zuo Chi to leave.

At the door, Zuo Chi waved to Ai Xi and others again.

"I'll be back soon, just wait for me."

After Zuo Chi finished speaking, his figure disappeared in front of the girls.

The time to leave has been agreed upon with Lux before, and now it is time to set off.

As the current president of the Demacia Empire's Mage Guild, Lux should have led her army of mages to the front line.

But no matter what, she is completely alone now.

The mages have just been liberated, and the mages' union has not even been established yet. Demacia may still have a long way to go to have its own mage army.

Nowadays, the entire Crown Guard family is operating like a huge machine, and this guardian of imperial power is using practical actions to prove to everyone why he can be named "Crown Guard".

Although they are not on the front line, the Crown Guard family has a lot to do.

Letters were sent out one after another from the Crownguard family, and their deployment in the Demacia Empire began to move. Many materials and armor weapons were sent to the front line with the imperial army.

When Zuo Chi found Lux, she had just finished handing over to her parents and family elders.

Obviously, Lux really spent a lot of effort to convince the elders of the Crown Guard family to let the family's little princess go to the front line.

However, after experiencing the previous mage rebellion, Lux seems to have the ability to stand alone, and the Crownguard family will naturally no longer restrict her growth.

"Zuo Chi."

Still some distance away, Lux waved excitedly towards Zuo Chi. Especially when she saw that there was no one else around Zuo Chi, the smile on her face became even brighter.

Zuo Chi didn't hesitate anymore, he put one hand around Lux's waist, rose into the sky amidst her exclamations, turned into a stream of light and flew straight to the east.

Flying all the way east from the capital of Demacia, Zuo Chi was preparing to take Lux directly to the junction of Demacia and Noxus - the Gate of Sorrow!

In history, large-scale wars broke out between Noxus and Demacia more than once. Even Jarvan I was killed here by Thane who took away his crown and strangled him alive.

Of course, Thane, the previous leader of Noxus, also died in that war.

As one of the few places where the two countries meet, the location of the Gate of Sorrow is crucial and cannot be lost.

Once Demacia loses the Gate of Mourn, it is tantamount to opening its country to Noxus. From then on, Noxus' invasion will be unimpeded.

It is precisely because of the importance of the Gate of Sorrow that after experiencing many defeats, Noxus chose to mobilize all its elites here this time and prepare to fight with all its strength.

Lux was extremely worried about Galen's safety, so she had to go to the Gate of Sorrow as soon as possible.

Being held in Zuochi's arms, Lux's body was enveloped by Zuochi's power, so she was not affected by the strong wind.

She raised her head and looked at Zuo Chi's side face, blushing and not knowing what she was thinking.

"Zuo Chi." Lux suddenly shouted softly.

Zuo Chi looked down at her and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong?"

Lux's eyes were filled with anticipation: "Will you come back to me again?"

Zuo Chi paused for a moment, then said: "It depends on the specific situation. If there are no special circumstances, I probably won't come back to Demacia for a long time."

"Is this so"

Although I had anticipated Zuo Chi's answer, my heart was still filled with disappointment when I heard it with my own ears.

However, Lux's eyes became firm after a brief period of confusion.

"Zuo Chi, if you don't come back to me, then I will go find you!"

Zuo Chi looked down at Lux who was shrinking in his arms, smiled softly and touched her head:

"Don't run around alone, otherwise I won't be able to save you if you encounter danger."

"Humph!"

Lux snorted angrily and said no more.

The atmosphere became a little weird from this point on, but Zuo Chi didn't say anything else.

About half a day later, Zuochi and Lux ​​finally gradually approached the eastern border of Demacia.

However, due to the special shape of Demacia's territory, Zuochi and Lux ​​are still a long way from the Gate of Sorrow.

Now another battlefield between Noxus and Demacia is gradually appearing in front of the two of them.

"Zuochi, this is the edge of the Silver Refining Mountains. Although large troops are stationed in the Mithril Mountains, there are also fringe troops of Noxus stationed here, but the imperial army has already sent reinforcements here."

Obviously, Lux had a detailed understanding of the current situation on the front line before setting off, so she was able to speak out the situation in front of her very clearly.

"Shall we go and see?"

Looking into the distance from the sky, Zuo Chi could clearly see the two completely disproportionate numbers of armies in front of him.

Noxus advocates strength and iron-blood, so the colors of armor are mostly black and dark red, while Demacia benefits from the forbidden magic stone, so the colors of armor are mostly solemn silver-white.

It can be seen from the color of the armor that the Noxian army stationed on the edge of the Silver Mountains has been surrounded by Demacia's troops.

Seeing this, Zuo Chi shook his head slightly: "There is no need to go down anymore. Let's look here for a while. It should be over soon." After Zuo Chi said this, he continued to get closer so that he could have a clear view. to see the scene on the battlefield at this time.

In front, hundreds of Noxian troops stood in a military formation with weapons in hand, looking at the enemies around them with fearful eyes.

Although the trapped beasts still fight, it is obvious that due to the absolute difference in numbers, it is only a matter of time before the Noxian scout army is killed.

"kill!"

As the Demacia general gave the order to charge, the Demacia army began to advance towards the surrounded Noxian army, and the sounds of swords clashing began to sound chaotically.

Although the Noxian army is brave and skilled, Demacia's soldiers also possess extremely high fighting qualities.

As time went by, more and more soldiers began to fall on the Noxian side, and due to the impact of the Demacia army, the Noxian military formation had collapsed and could no longer form an effective defense. This made it even more difficult. hastened their defeat.

In the sky, Zuo Chi and Lacus, who had witnessed all this, looked at each other. Lacus breathed out gently, and Zuo Chi also said:

"It should end"

However, the moment Zuo Chi's voice just rang out, a heart-rending roar stopped the words he had just uttered.

"Come on, Skaar, kill them!"

This voice was filled with unparalleled madness and blazing fighting spirit. Almost the entire battlefield was attracted by this voice.

Turning around, at the end of everyone's line of sight, a miniature figure less than one meter tall, holding a long-handled sword, rushed over on a similarly mini dragon lizard.

"Skaal, my good friend, charge me!"

When they saw the unparalleled terrifying aura of this figure, the troops on Demacia's side subconsciously took a step back.

At this moment, almost everyone felt that there must be thousands of troops behind this figure. Otherwise, how could he have such a terrifying momentum, and how could he ride an ugly mini dragon lizard alone? Charge an entire enemy army.

However, they waited for a long time, and were even ready to fight with the local army. But in their eager eyes, in addition to the mini figure rushing out of the forest in front, Nothing more.

It turns out that he really came alone! ! !

"What are you looking at? You idiots, do you want to see my uncle's knife?"

"Oh!"

With a dull crash, the dragon lizard knocked away a Demacian soldier in front of him, and that figure completely rushed into the Demacian army.

The war started again, but this time the war evolved into a duel between the entire Demacia army and one person.

"I'm going to beat the juice out of you, you stinky bastards!"

Heartbreaking screams and curses sounded together with the flash of swords and swords. Demacia's soldiers not only withstood physical attacks, but also withstood mental attacks.

In the sky, Lux looked at Zuo Chi with a stunned look on her face, her whole expression was one of confusion.

Facing Lux's surprise, Zuo Chi couldn't help but scratch his head helplessly.

The figure below Zuo Chi is so familiar that Zuo Chi can instantly guess who he is without even seeing him, just by hearing his yelling and cursing.

Mouth of Noxus - Kled!

As the only being in the entire alliance who can compete with Aatrox for three days without losing, Kled, in addition to his powerful combat prowess and fearless character, has a small mouth that looks like a wiper. As sweet as honey.

Zuo Chi said softly: "Let's have another look. If it doesn't work, we'll go down."

Lux nodded and continued to look at the battlefield.

Below, it seemed that the only sound left on the entire battlefield was Kled's shouts.

"I'm going to kill your whole family!"

"Although I only have one good eye, I can still see you peeing your pants!"

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On the battlefield, the eyes of the Demacia soldiers were almost red.

Looking at the short man in front of them who had killed nearly a hundred of their compatriots, they wanted to kill him quickly, and they were even happy to even scold him back.

However, they couldn't beat them even if they were beaten. Kled scolded them as soon as they started scolding them.

"You bastard, shut up, you have no right to talk to your Grandpa Kled!"

Kled's armor was completely stained red with blood, but the long-handled sword in his hand was still swinging fast.

However, the Demacia army is one of the most well-educated armies in the entire Runeterra after all. After a brief defeat, the army quickly integrated again.

Hoplites lined up in a row with heavy shields, approaching Kled from four directions. Behind them, archers strung their bows and aimed at Kled in the encirclement.

Kled looked at the Demacian army that was quickly forming. He held the reins of the dragon lizard Skaar under him with one hand and brandished the sword in his hand with the other.

"Boy thief, you guys reacted very quickly!"

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The heavy shields hit the ground, and the Demacian heavy infantry began to approach Kled. A solemn atmosphere rose to the sky. If the opponent was an ordinary mortal, this would almost be a certain death situation.

Kled's eyes glanced around, his expression still arrogant:

"What's the use! Skaar and I will kill you guys all the same."

"Skaar, you bastard, stupid lizard, you abandoned me and ran away again, didn't you?"

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Seeing the dragon lizard that turned into a stream of light and quickly disappeared from sight, even the surrounding Demacia soldiers were stunned.

"Why are you laughing? I will kill all of you brats by myself!"

After Kled finished speaking, he moved quickly with his short legs, waving his sword and rushed towards the group of heavily armored soldiers closest to him.

The battle began again, but this time, Kled was alone, without even his mount.

But despite this, Kled still showed no trace of timidity, and every sword he swung carried unparalleled terrifying power.

"Major Colonel Centurion King Kled will not run away! Never!"

Kled's roar is still heartbreaking. Fear can be contagious, but so can bravery.

Infected by Kled, the remaining Noxian soldiers began to fight back. Although they were still defeated, they became fearless and fearless.

Time was passing by little by little, and finally, all the soldiers on the Noxian side were killed, and only Kled was left on the entire battlefield, still cursing and killing.

"Woo!!"

But at this moment, the low sound of horns resounded throughout the battlefield, followed by the sound of dense armor clashing.

Everyone followed the sound and looked, and then they saw the Noxian army rushing out of the forest.

"Look, I'm telling you you fools will die!"

Kled shouted arrogantly, Demacia's numerical advantage had disappeared, and the two completely equal armies collided.

However, Kled, who was in the encirclement, became the target of public criticism.

He was surrounded by many heavy infantry, and arrows rained down on him.

There is no doubt that even if Kled's body is flexible, he will not be able to avoid the attack of this arrow rain.

However, just when Kled was in danger, a stream of light rushed into the battlefield again at this time, heading straight for Kled.

Kled naturally saw this figure, so he laughed and started cursing:

"Skaar, stupid thing, stinky quail, I knew you wouldn't watch me die!"

A rain of arrows from the sky arrived in front of Kled in an instant, but at this moment, Kled stepped hard and jumped in the direction of Skaar.

Skaar also jumped up ten meters away from Kled and rushed towards Kled in the sky.

The next moment, as arrows rained down from the sky, Kled met Skaarl, and he once again sat on the dragon lizard's saddle.

"Skaar, kill, drive these stupid things out of our territory!"

The black scales on Skaar's body that were as strong as gold and iron stood up, and its body twisted rapidly in the air, sweeping away all the arrows, while one person and one dragon lizard rushed into the Demacia army formation in front again. Inside.

In the sky, Zuo Chi and Lux, who had witnessed all this with their own eyes, were already stunned.

"This dwarf," Lux muttered in a low voice, "is so cruel!"

"Zuo Chi, can you let me down to help?"

Zuo Chi shook his head: "You shouldn't be needed anymore, because the people who can stop him have already arrived."

"what?"

Lux looked at Zuochi curiously: "Who?"

Zuo Chi stretched out his finger and pointed at the mini figure on the edge of the battlefield who was quickly entering the battlefield.

The figure was wearing armor, holding a small Doran shield in his hand, and carrying a huge long-handled hammer behind him.

Just when Kled had just knocked down a Demacian soldier and was about to curse again, a round shield came to him at an extremely fast speed.

"Oh!"

The shield hit Kled hard on the stomach, causing his only remaining eyeball to almost bulge out.

Forcing himself to steady his body, Kled suddenly turned his head and looked over there.

When he saw the miniature figure struck by the hammer, Kled was obviously stunned for a moment.

"Poppy!?"

At this time, Poppy finally crossed the battlefield and came to Kled, staring eagerly at the fellow Yodel who was also born in Bandle City.

"Kled, why do you always say dirty words!"

Poppy looked at the corpses of Demacian soldiers on the battlefield, and her tone was also extremely unkind.

"Humph!"

Kled sneered: "Bobby, what do you know?"

"When you speak dirty words, your mouth becomes clean. But if you swallow dirty words, your heart becomes dirty!"

Bobby: "???"

(End of this chapter)