Don't help me, I can sit up by myself
Chapter 103 Turn on a beauty special effect
Look at the ghost.
It's like didn't say.
This is how literati speak, especially a literati like her father. His words are not clear and always lead to people's imagination.
Shi Jing's head was spinning and he couldn't figure it out.
She only knew that the people in the Shenxing Division were ruthless, and if they didn't save Er Tiao, Er Tiao's life might be lost.
Who can save Erjo now?
He would rather be beaten than let go. Du Jiyan felt that the slave Erjo's mouth was tighter than his own.
Such a slave cannot let him die in vain.
be saved.
How to save it.
Du Jiyan couldn't think of a good way for a while.
But she has a system.
She summoned Xiaodian and asked: "How to save the people in the prison."
"Answer, four points."
Xiaodian always has a way.
Du Jiyan paid four points.
Xiaodian gave three plans:
[-]. Prison robbery
[-]. Whitewash
[-]. Let someone else save you
The first option obviously doesn't work. The world is clear and the emperor is still alive. Isn't it a suicide attempt for a weakling to rob a prison?When the time comes, if Erjo can't be saved, he will have to get himself involved.
The second option is to clean up Ertiao's unjust case. Ertiao can be freed, but it is obvious that Ertiao is being plotted and gets both the stolen goods and others. By the time the day comes, Ertiao will have been sent away by the gang from the Criminal Punishment Division. Reincarnated.
The third option is to save someone else, which is a good idea.If you can't save Erjo by yourself, if you ask someone with the ability to save him, there may be a chance of success.
The most capable person in the palace is none other than the emperor.
How can the emperor save Ertiao?
He is the king of a country, so of course he will not listen to a little girl's words. Besides, although he is eager to save people, there is no evidence.
Gotta figure out a way.
There are many ways in the system. Spend twelve points to buy another answer.
[-]. Seduction
[-]. One cry, two make trouble, and three hang oneself
[-]. Transformation and Disguise
[-]. Dreaming
The first type is seduction. Forget it, don’t say that I am average in appearance, just outstanding in appearance. The emperor is not a lustful person. Besides, the emperor lives among beauties every day. What kind of stunning beauty has he never seen? In the palace, the beauty of women It is not a scarce resource for the emperor. This road will not work. On the contrary, it will be self-defeating and put himself in it.
The second option, crying, making trouble and hanging three times will not work. Ever since I entered the harem of Chen State, I have never seen any woman cry, make trouble and hang herself three times. Even the late emperor's concubines in the cold palace did not have this number. This illustrates a problem. This trick will not work in the harem. In short, the emperor will not accept this trick.
The third type, the art of transformation, is a bit abstract. Du Jiyan clicked on the instruction manual. It said that the system provides a pill. After taking it, you can transform into the person you want to be, such as becoming a beauty. , you can become a eunuch, you can become a queen mother, etc. This is a good idea. If you become an emperor, wouldn't it be possible to usurp the throne?Not to mention saving two, several can be saved. The system is obviously guarding against infinite cheating. This transformation is only effective for 2 minutes, and there is a half chance that the transformation will not be successful.
Think about how terrible it is, half-transformed, failed, half-man, half-animal?Mermaid?You won't be caught as a monster then.
The third option doesn't work either.
The fourth type is entrusting dreams.Dream entrustment means you can enter other people's dreams and create dreams for others.It sounds a bit magical, and the first three are not safe, so I can only try the fourth one.
But there is a condition for the fourth kind, which is to sleep with the person whose dream is entrusted to you.
In other words, if you want to give the emperor a dream, you have to sleep with the emperor.
Many things in the world have reasons.
There is no love for no reason, no hate for no reason, and no lunch for no reason. Just like if you want to save Nijo or give the emperor a dream, you have to sleep with the emperor.
Du Jiyan, such a reserved person, only thought about it for half a second before deciding to go to the Taihe Palace to sit on the Kang.
Those who achieve great things are not careful about the little things.
A man can bend and stretch.
Taihe Palace.
The emperor yawned.
Gao Rang dimmed the lights and helped the emperor change his clothes.
The emperor raised his head and saw Du Jiyan kneeling in the shadow of the Taihe Palace with his head tilted and his hands lowered, motionless, like a resentful woman.
"How can I change my clothes while you are kneeling in my palace?" the emperor asked her.
Du Jiyan had no conscience, and she didn't take a peek. Besides, it wasn't like she hadn't seen it before.
The emperor has nothing to be ashamed of.
"Kneel down further." The emperor waved his hand: "Go to the corridor and kneel down."
Du Jiyan walked obediently to the corridor, straightened his clothes, and knelt upright.
There is no other way. If you ask for help from others, you must have a correct attitude.
The little wife's attitude needs to be controlled.
A little more artificial, a little less sincere.Du Jiyan knew what was going on.
Another octagonal palace lantern went out.
Taihe Palace fell into darkness.
Stars are rare.
The main hall is lonely.
The snowy night is a bit cold.
The palace maid went in to change the charcoal fire. The palace of Taihe was as warm as spring. More than a dozen yellow candles were lit one after another, like falling yellow stars.The stars are scattered all over the place, illuminating the Palace of Supreme Harmony like daylight.
The beauties on the six screens seemed to come alive when illuminated by the yellow lights.
The curtains are hung low, and the aroma of avocado rises.
"Let her come in." The emperor looked at the wrinkled and aggrieved shadow outside the window, and finally couldn't bear it.
Gao Rang was waiting for these words, and trotted forward to invite Du Jiyan in.
Du Jiyan was still thinking about how to trick the emperor into going to bed so that she could support her dream. The emperor spoke first: "Do you know why I asked you to kneel down?"
Du Jiyan shook his head.
"Du Changzai, you have a monthly salary now, don't you?"
"Yes."
"Where did your monthly salary go?"
"Concubine..." Du Jiyan felt that there was something in the emperor's words, and in fact it was true.
"You are so courageous. You have received your monthly salary and are rich. You went to the Department of Punishment to bribe the guards with three taels of silver each. Are you afraid that I don't know about it? You stupid woman, don't you know that in this palace? , many of them are my eyes and ears, how dare you."
Du Jiyan thought he had done it without anyone noticing, but he didn't expect it to be exposed.
The emperor is busy with everything, and he can also know about the small things that happen in a remote place like the Shenxing Division.
It seems that there are a lot of gossips in the palace.
Really.
She also wants to trick the emperor into sleeping in the same bed. Judging from this posture, it is probably not easy to trick him.
"Tell me about it." The emperor leaned on the kang and stared at Du Jiyan from the corner of his eye: "If you dare to tell me a word, I will punish you by copying it a hundred times."
Gee.
Much better than the head teacher.
Du Jiyan despised the emperor in his heart. Isn't this using imperial power to suppress others?
But in Chen State, no one dares to disobey the emperor.
But Du Jiyan didn't understand what the emperor wanted her to say.
"The people from the Shenxing Department have already told me about Er Tiao. Although he has not confessed anything, according to my understanding, Er Tiao is Shi Jing's person. Shi Jing pays him two taels of silver every month. Let him run errands. Is there such a thing?"
The emperor indeed has many eyes and ears.
The information is also quite accurate.Even the emperor knew how many taels of silver Shi Jing gave Er Tiao every month.
Du Jiyan could only nod.
"You are going too far. I only give the little eunuch one tael of silver every month, but Shi Jing is even more generous than me. What did the Shi family do to make a fortune? Are they so proud?"
Du Jiyan knelt down and did not dare to say a word.
"You went to the Sentence Department to see Nijo because you were afraid that others wouldn't know that Nijo is one of yours. You are so stupid. When I drafted people, I set several conditions. The first one is don't be stupid. Those who select people The eunuch must have failed to keep a close eye on things and let you and Shi Jing in so stupidly."
A soldier can be killed but not humiliated.
Du Jiyan knelt straight and raised his head: "I don't know that it is risky to go to the Shenxing Department, but I am afraid that something might happen to Ertiao. So..."
"So you came to beg me to release Er Jiao?"
"Chen and concubine dare not."
"The people from the Shenxing Department came to report to me. In addition to Shi Jing's letter, the eunuch also brought a colorful purse and a red gold carved lotus bracelet as evidence in the Shenxing Department. How do you explain these two things?"
"Your Majesty, this purse and bracelet are not ours."
"Whose?"
"do not know."
"That's yours."
Du Jiyan really wanted to roll his eyes, and for a moment the word "faint king" was swirling in his mind.The purse and bracelet couldn't speak, and they didn't have names written on them, so how could they be sure they belonged to them.
The emperor clearly saw through Du Jiyan's thoughts: "Is there any evidence to prove that those two things are not yours?"
Du Jiyan shook his head.
It really doesn't.
Where to reason.
It seemed that because Er Tiao was from Shi Jing, these two things became Du Jiyan and Shi Jing's, and then everyone thought that they were collaborating with the eunuchs to resell palace utensils.
Maybe the emperor thinks so too.
"Who let Erjo be bribed by Shi Jing? It was Shi Jing's person."
"Sounds like a concubine, but Er Tiao is secretly Shi Jing's man, and openly he is the emperor's man." Du Jiyan had an idea.
The emperor was taken aback.
That's the reason.
its not right.
Originally, I wanted to interrogate Du Jiyan, but the interrogation came over and over again, and the interrogation ended up on me.
Something seems wrong.
The emperor felt very angry.
Even though Nijo's matter was a harem matter, the previous court knew about it.
Otherwise, the emperor's teacher Shi Yu would not give extra lessons to the emperor for no reason. After the emperor ascended the throne, Shi Yu no longer dared to show off his knowledge in front of the emperor. Today, he had a serious discussion with the emperor in the Palace of Supreme Harmony.Perhaps Shi Yu wanted the emperor to remember his old face and carefully consider Ertiao's matter. After all, it was related to Shi Jing.
The emperor also knew that Shi Jing could not do such a thing. Firstly, the family tradition of the Shi family was quite decent, the emperor's teacher was well treated, Shi Jing was the only legitimate daughter, and the family had a lot of money to spend. Shi Jing entered the palace to be a concubine, not to resell second-hand goods. It's a lot of money. She has no shortage of money. She has nothing to do all day and rewards people with money. She is more generous than the emperor.
The emperor also knew that Du Jiyan could not do such a thing. Du Jiyan's father, Du Zhong, a fifth-grade censor, had nothing to do all day long, staring at the people in the court who were corrupt and who became rich. He would give the emperor a break no matter what happened. He regarded himself as a noble and upright family man, so Du Jiyan could not be wrong.
But everything depends on evidence.
"If the Sentence Division keeps him in custody for a few more days, Nijo will probably die."
"What should we do?" Du Jiyan was nervous.
"You want me to save him?"
Du Jiyan looked at the emperor longingly, feeling a little embarrassed when the emperor saw through his thoughts.
Wearing a cherry blossom red open coat, a silver-grey palace ribbon, and an exquisite high bun with a silver hairpin and two light-colored velvet flowers in the bun, it's not exaggerated or kitsch, it's very good.
She has a pair of watery eyes, her eyebrows are dyed in color, her lips are crimson, and she has a small mole on the tip of her nose, which is interesting and cute.
When Feng Luan Chun'en picked up Du Jiyan by car and came to bed with her, she was not even dressed up properly.
It seemed that he had come here dressed up carefully. In such a dress, he knelt in the corridor for a while, trembling, which actually made people feel a little pity.
The yellow candles flickered and the lamp shadows were heavy.
The emperor caressed Du Jiyan's chin: "Du Changzai, did you dress up specially to seduce me into letting that eunuch go?"
"The Emperor misunderstood." Du Jiyan quickly turned his face aside.
"Did I misunderstand? Didn't you dress up carefully?"
"No, my concubine's beauty is innate."
The emperor was speechless and choked.
This woman is good at telling lies with her eyes open.
No matter how blind the emperor is, he can still see her exquisite dress and the makeup on her face, which can be scraped off a layer, and he said it is natural.
Du Jiyan had no time to talk about dressing up with the emperor. All she wanted to do was to give the emperor a dream.
Because with her IQ, it would be difficult to convince the emperor to let Er Tiao go.
Now that Nijo's life is at stake, she doesn't have much time left.
Then let’s be more direct.
When the golden bell of Taihe Palace rang eleven, Du Jiyan opened the system screen.
"What does the host need?"
"Xiaodian, give me a beauty effect."
"What kind of beauty effects does the host want?"
"It's the kind that's the most beautiful, with beauty turned on to the extreme, with skin so white and tender that even a mole can't be seen. The beauty effects are loved by everyone. The emperor will be so shocked that he won't dare to look directly at it. "
"Three points, valid for half an hour."
cost-effective.
As long as the emperor can be tricked into sleeping with him.
Du Jiyan decisively spent three points to change the beauty effect.
Then let’s see the emperor’s reaction.
If the emperor gives a favorable review, then the three points will be considered worthwhile.
With a "ding dong" sound, Du Jiyan's beauty special effects arrived, and what followed was the emperor's surprise.
The emperor first frowned, then closed his lips tightly. He couldn't help but stare at Du Jiyan, looking left and right, still frowning. Finally, the emperor wrapped the brocade quilt tightly around himself and held up his hands.
The emperor really didn't dare to look at her directly.
It must be so beautiful that the emperor couldn't help but jump on the bed.
Du Jiyan felt happy.
Xiaodian has always been reliable.
A man's hobbies can be mastered very well by Xiaodian.
This beauty special effect needs to be praised, five stars.
"Is it Du Jiyan?" The emperor's voice trembled.
"Your Majesty, I am Du Jiyan." Du Jiyan pretended to be shy: "Can't Your Majesty recognize me? It's just that my skin is a little better. I recently applied a herbal medicine, which is said to be... After that, your skin will be as white as rice paper and your skin will be like gelatin... What do you think, Your Majesty?"
"I think... I have to slow down." The emperor looked like I couldn't breathe and I was already starved of oxygen.
"What's wrong with you, Your Majesty?"
"I feel like I've seen a ghost." The emperor held his forehead with an abstract expression.
The emperor looked like he was wearing a mask of pain, not like the old and pervert look he saw when seeing beautiful women.
Could it be that the beauty effects are not turned on properly?
In order to see the effect, Du Jiyan took out the mirror hidden in his sleeve. As soon as he took a look, Du Jiyan was so scared that he threw the mirror two feet away.
Emperor: Du Jiyan, you want to kill me
Du Jiyan: Your Majesty, there is a misunderstanding.
It's like didn't say.
This is how literati speak, especially a literati like her father. His words are not clear and always lead to people's imagination.
Shi Jing's head was spinning and he couldn't figure it out.
She only knew that the people in the Shenxing Division were ruthless, and if they didn't save Er Tiao, Er Tiao's life might be lost.
Who can save Erjo now?
He would rather be beaten than let go. Du Jiyan felt that the slave Erjo's mouth was tighter than his own.
Such a slave cannot let him die in vain.
be saved.
How to save it.
Du Jiyan couldn't think of a good way for a while.
But she has a system.
She summoned Xiaodian and asked: "How to save the people in the prison."
"Answer, four points."
Xiaodian always has a way.
Du Jiyan paid four points.
Xiaodian gave three plans:
[-]. Prison robbery
[-]. Whitewash
[-]. Let someone else save you
The first option obviously doesn't work. The world is clear and the emperor is still alive. Isn't it a suicide attempt for a weakling to rob a prison?When the time comes, if Erjo can't be saved, he will have to get himself involved.
The second option is to clean up Ertiao's unjust case. Ertiao can be freed, but it is obvious that Ertiao is being plotted and gets both the stolen goods and others. By the time the day comes, Ertiao will have been sent away by the gang from the Criminal Punishment Division. Reincarnated.
The third option is to save someone else, which is a good idea.If you can't save Erjo by yourself, if you ask someone with the ability to save him, there may be a chance of success.
The most capable person in the palace is none other than the emperor.
How can the emperor save Ertiao?
He is the king of a country, so of course he will not listen to a little girl's words. Besides, although he is eager to save people, there is no evidence.
Gotta figure out a way.
There are many ways in the system. Spend twelve points to buy another answer.
[-]. Seduction
[-]. One cry, two make trouble, and three hang oneself
[-]. Transformation and Disguise
[-]. Dreaming
The first type is seduction. Forget it, don’t say that I am average in appearance, just outstanding in appearance. The emperor is not a lustful person. Besides, the emperor lives among beauties every day. What kind of stunning beauty has he never seen? In the palace, the beauty of women It is not a scarce resource for the emperor. This road will not work. On the contrary, it will be self-defeating and put himself in it.
The second option, crying, making trouble and hanging three times will not work. Ever since I entered the harem of Chen State, I have never seen any woman cry, make trouble and hang herself three times. Even the late emperor's concubines in the cold palace did not have this number. This illustrates a problem. This trick will not work in the harem. In short, the emperor will not accept this trick.
The third type, the art of transformation, is a bit abstract. Du Jiyan clicked on the instruction manual. It said that the system provides a pill. After taking it, you can transform into the person you want to be, such as becoming a beauty. , you can become a eunuch, you can become a queen mother, etc. This is a good idea. If you become an emperor, wouldn't it be possible to usurp the throne?Not to mention saving two, several can be saved. The system is obviously guarding against infinite cheating. This transformation is only effective for 2 minutes, and there is a half chance that the transformation will not be successful.
Think about how terrible it is, half-transformed, failed, half-man, half-animal?Mermaid?You won't be caught as a monster then.
The third option doesn't work either.
The fourth type is entrusting dreams.Dream entrustment means you can enter other people's dreams and create dreams for others.It sounds a bit magical, and the first three are not safe, so I can only try the fourth one.
But there is a condition for the fourth kind, which is to sleep with the person whose dream is entrusted to you.
In other words, if you want to give the emperor a dream, you have to sleep with the emperor.
Many things in the world have reasons.
There is no love for no reason, no hate for no reason, and no lunch for no reason. Just like if you want to save Nijo or give the emperor a dream, you have to sleep with the emperor.
Du Jiyan, such a reserved person, only thought about it for half a second before deciding to go to the Taihe Palace to sit on the Kang.
Those who achieve great things are not careful about the little things.
A man can bend and stretch.
Taihe Palace.
The emperor yawned.
Gao Rang dimmed the lights and helped the emperor change his clothes.
The emperor raised his head and saw Du Jiyan kneeling in the shadow of the Taihe Palace with his head tilted and his hands lowered, motionless, like a resentful woman.
"How can I change my clothes while you are kneeling in my palace?" the emperor asked her.
Du Jiyan had no conscience, and she didn't take a peek. Besides, it wasn't like she hadn't seen it before.
The emperor has nothing to be ashamed of.
"Kneel down further." The emperor waved his hand: "Go to the corridor and kneel down."
Du Jiyan walked obediently to the corridor, straightened his clothes, and knelt upright.
There is no other way. If you ask for help from others, you must have a correct attitude.
The little wife's attitude needs to be controlled.
A little more artificial, a little less sincere.Du Jiyan knew what was going on.
Another octagonal palace lantern went out.
Taihe Palace fell into darkness.
Stars are rare.
The main hall is lonely.
The snowy night is a bit cold.
The palace maid went in to change the charcoal fire. The palace of Taihe was as warm as spring. More than a dozen yellow candles were lit one after another, like falling yellow stars.The stars are scattered all over the place, illuminating the Palace of Supreme Harmony like daylight.
The beauties on the six screens seemed to come alive when illuminated by the yellow lights.
The curtains are hung low, and the aroma of avocado rises.
"Let her come in." The emperor looked at the wrinkled and aggrieved shadow outside the window, and finally couldn't bear it.
Gao Rang was waiting for these words, and trotted forward to invite Du Jiyan in.
Du Jiyan was still thinking about how to trick the emperor into going to bed so that she could support her dream. The emperor spoke first: "Do you know why I asked you to kneel down?"
Du Jiyan shook his head.
"Du Changzai, you have a monthly salary now, don't you?"
"Yes."
"Where did your monthly salary go?"
"Concubine..." Du Jiyan felt that there was something in the emperor's words, and in fact it was true.
"You are so courageous. You have received your monthly salary and are rich. You went to the Department of Punishment to bribe the guards with three taels of silver each. Are you afraid that I don't know about it? You stupid woman, don't you know that in this palace? , many of them are my eyes and ears, how dare you."
Du Jiyan thought he had done it without anyone noticing, but he didn't expect it to be exposed.
The emperor is busy with everything, and he can also know about the small things that happen in a remote place like the Shenxing Division.
It seems that there are a lot of gossips in the palace.
Really.
She also wants to trick the emperor into sleeping in the same bed. Judging from this posture, it is probably not easy to trick him.
"Tell me about it." The emperor leaned on the kang and stared at Du Jiyan from the corner of his eye: "If you dare to tell me a word, I will punish you by copying it a hundred times."
Gee.
Much better than the head teacher.
Du Jiyan despised the emperor in his heart. Isn't this using imperial power to suppress others?
But in Chen State, no one dares to disobey the emperor.
But Du Jiyan didn't understand what the emperor wanted her to say.
"The people from the Shenxing Department have already told me about Er Tiao. Although he has not confessed anything, according to my understanding, Er Tiao is Shi Jing's person. Shi Jing pays him two taels of silver every month. Let him run errands. Is there such a thing?"
The emperor indeed has many eyes and ears.
The information is also quite accurate.Even the emperor knew how many taels of silver Shi Jing gave Er Tiao every month.
Du Jiyan could only nod.
"You are going too far. I only give the little eunuch one tael of silver every month, but Shi Jing is even more generous than me. What did the Shi family do to make a fortune? Are they so proud?"
Du Jiyan knelt down and did not dare to say a word.
"You went to the Sentence Department to see Nijo because you were afraid that others wouldn't know that Nijo is one of yours. You are so stupid. When I drafted people, I set several conditions. The first one is don't be stupid. Those who select people The eunuch must have failed to keep a close eye on things and let you and Shi Jing in so stupidly."
A soldier can be killed but not humiliated.
Du Jiyan knelt straight and raised his head: "I don't know that it is risky to go to the Shenxing Department, but I am afraid that something might happen to Ertiao. So..."
"So you came to beg me to release Er Jiao?"
"Chen and concubine dare not."
"The people from the Shenxing Department came to report to me. In addition to Shi Jing's letter, the eunuch also brought a colorful purse and a red gold carved lotus bracelet as evidence in the Shenxing Department. How do you explain these two things?"
"Your Majesty, this purse and bracelet are not ours."
"Whose?"
"do not know."
"That's yours."
Du Jiyan really wanted to roll his eyes, and for a moment the word "faint king" was swirling in his mind.The purse and bracelet couldn't speak, and they didn't have names written on them, so how could they be sure they belonged to them.
The emperor clearly saw through Du Jiyan's thoughts: "Is there any evidence to prove that those two things are not yours?"
Du Jiyan shook his head.
It really doesn't.
Where to reason.
It seemed that because Er Tiao was from Shi Jing, these two things became Du Jiyan and Shi Jing's, and then everyone thought that they were collaborating with the eunuchs to resell palace utensils.
Maybe the emperor thinks so too.
"Who let Erjo be bribed by Shi Jing? It was Shi Jing's person."
"Sounds like a concubine, but Er Tiao is secretly Shi Jing's man, and openly he is the emperor's man." Du Jiyan had an idea.
The emperor was taken aback.
That's the reason.
its not right.
Originally, I wanted to interrogate Du Jiyan, but the interrogation came over and over again, and the interrogation ended up on me.
Something seems wrong.
The emperor felt very angry.
Even though Nijo's matter was a harem matter, the previous court knew about it.
Otherwise, the emperor's teacher Shi Yu would not give extra lessons to the emperor for no reason. After the emperor ascended the throne, Shi Yu no longer dared to show off his knowledge in front of the emperor. Today, he had a serious discussion with the emperor in the Palace of Supreme Harmony.Perhaps Shi Yu wanted the emperor to remember his old face and carefully consider Ertiao's matter. After all, it was related to Shi Jing.
The emperor also knew that Shi Jing could not do such a thing. Firstly, the family tradition of the Shi family was quite decent, the emperor's teacher was well treated, Shi Jing was the only legitimate daughter, and the family had a lot of money to spend. Shi Jing entered the palace to be a concubine, not to resell second-hand goods. It's a lot of money. She has no shortage of money. She has nothing to do all day and rewards people with money. She is more generous than the emperor.
The emperor also knew that Du Jiyan could not do such a thing. Du Jiyan's father, Du Zhong, a fifth-grade censor, had nothing to do all day long, staring at the people in the court who were corrupt and who became rich. He would give the emperor a break no matter what happened. He regarded himself as a noble and upright family man, so Du Jiyan could not be wrong.
But everything depends on evidence.
"If the Sentence Division keeps him in custody for a few more days, Nijo will probably die."
"What should we do?" Du Jiyan was nervous.
"You want me to save him?"
Du Jiyan looked at the emperor longingly, feeling a little embarrassed when the emperor saw through his thoughts.
Wearing a cherry blossom red open coat, a silver-grey palace ribbon, and an exquisite high bun with a silver hairpin and two light-colored velvet flowers in the bun, it's not exaggerated or kitsch, it's very good.
She has a pair of watery eyes, her eyebrows are dyed in color, her lips are crimson, and she has a small mole on the tip of her nose, which is interesting and cute.
When Feng Luan Chun'en picked up Du Jiyan by car and came to bed with her, she was not even dressed up properly.
It seemed that he had come here dressed up carefully. In such a dress, he knelt in the corridor for a while, trembling, which actually made people feel a little pity.
The yellow candles flickered and the lamp shadows were heavy.
The emperor caressed Du Jiyan's chin: "Du Changzai, did you dress up specially to seduce me into letting that eunuch go?"
"The Emperor misunderstood." Du Jiyan quickly turned his face aside.
"Did I misunderstand? Didn't you dress up carefully?"
"No, my concubine's beauty is innate."
The emperor was speechless and choked.
This woman is good at telling lies with her eyes open.
No matter how blind the emperor is, he can still see her exquisite dress and the makeup on her face, which can be scraped off a layer, and he said it is natural.
Du Jiyan had no time to talk about dressing up with the emperor. All she wanted to do was to give the emperor a dream.
Because with her IQ, it would be difficult to convince the emperor to let Er Tiao go.
Now that Nijo's life is at stake, she doesn't have much time left.
Then let’s be more direct.
When the golden bell of Taihe Palace rang eleven, Du Jiyan opened the system screen.
"What does the host need?"
"Xiaodian, give me a beauty effect."
"What kind of beauty effects does the host want?"
"It's the kind that's the most beautiful, with beauty turned on to the extreme, with skin so white and tender that even a mole can't be seen. The beauty effects are loved by everyone. The emperor will be so shocked that he won't dare to look directly at it. "
"Three points, valid for half an hour."
cost-effective.
As long as the emperor can be tricked into sleeping with him.
Du Jiyan decisively spent three points to change the beauty effect.
Then let’s see the emperor’s reaction.
If the emperor gives a favorable review, then the three points will be considered worthwhile.
With a "ding dong" sound, Du Jiyan's beauty special effects arrived, and what followed was the emperor's surprise.
The emperor first frowned, then closed his lips tightly. He couldn't help but stare at Du Jiyan, looking left and right, still frowning. Finally, the emperor wrapped the brocade quilt tightly around himself and held up his hands.
The emperor really didn't dare to look at her directly.
It must be so beautiful that the emperor couldn't help but jump on the bed.
Du Jiyan felt happy.
Xiaodian has always been reliable.
A man's hobbies can be mastered very well by Xiaodian.
This beauty special effect needs to be praised, five stars.
"Is it Du Jiyan?" The emperor's voice trembled.
"Your Majesty, I am Du Jiyan." Du Jiyan pretended to be shy: "Can't Your Majesty recognize me? It's just that my skin is a little better. I recently applied a herbal medicine, which is said to be... After that, your skin will be as white as rice paper and your skin will be like gelatin... What do you think, Your Majesty?"
"I think... I have to slow down." The emperor looked like I couldn't breathe and I was already starved of oxygen.
"What's wrong with you, Your Majesty?"
"I feel like I've seen a ghost." The emperor held his forehead with an abstract expression.
The emperor looked like he was wearing a mask of pain, not like the old and pervert look he saw when seeing beautiful women.
Could it be that the beauty effects are not turned on properly?
In order to see the effect, Du Jiyan took out the mirror hidden in his sleeve. As soon as he took a look, Du Jiyan was so scared that he threw the mirror two feet away.
Emperor: Du Jiyan, you want to kill me
Du Jiyan: Your Majesty, there is a misunderstanding.
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