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Chapter 150 Soaking the pig cage

What does the fake Cui Zhen want to do?

Robbery?

She is not the richest, so she should rob the emperor, who has internal treasury.

Robbery?

This is a fool, her appearance is mediocre, and it is more cost-effective to rob the nobles than her.

Not to mention her talent. She is usually very low-key and doesn't easily show off her inner beauty.

If it's not for her, then it's for her harm.

After some reasoning, Du Jiyan felt that this fake Cui Zhen must have bad intentions.

Cui Zhen hugged her tightly, pretending to be more affectionate than the emperor: "Cousin, I don't ask for much in this life. I just want to have a child with you. Even if I die, you will take care of the child and treat it as the emperor's child." If you raise him, you will be rich in clothes and food, and you can be more valuable than your mother. After all, the emperor has no heirs, which is enough to show that the emperor is not good. If you follow him, you will not have children. It is better to have children with me. When the time comes, the mother is more valuable than his son. On that day, we can kill two birds with one stone, so why not do it.”

The emperor stood not far away, but these words were really not pleasant to hear. What does it mean that the emperor can't do it? The emperor is most taboo about people saying this.

If it were in the Palace of Supreme Harmony, the Emperor would surely draw out his imperial sword and kill Cui Zhen.

Such a bolt from the blue thing is simply too deceiving.

Wei Bin whispered: "It turns out he is Du Changzai's cousin and an old acquaintance."

"Am I deaf?" The emperor gritted his molars.

"Who are you and why do you want to harm me?" Du Jiyan resisted.

But she was no match for the fake Cui Zhen. The fake Cui Zhen held her in his arms and couldn't help but kiss her forehead: "Cousin, you and I were childhood sweethearts. We had a good relationship. You used to be the most innocent and innocent person. After entering the palace, Why have you become hypocritical? Don’t you dare to recognize me as your cousin? I still remember that before you entered the palace, we drank and had fun in your wing that spring. My cousin at that time was not as repulsive as she is now. look like."

That spring, we drank and had fun in the wing.

Ha ha.

The time, place and characters are all there.

The emperor had a picture in his mind.

I just came out to relax, but I got a cuckold for no reason.

The emperor shook his fist.

"I have already inquired, and there is no one in the pavilion in front. My cousin, for the sake of my Cui family having no heirs, please go with me." The fake Cui Zhen said loudly: "Otherwise, I, Cui Zhen, can carry my cousin over there. "

Wei Bin's face turned red: "It turns out that Chang Zai has a cousin named Cui Zhen."

The Emperor: "This Cui Zhen is seeking death."

Du Jiyan had already noticed that the emperor and the concubines were eating melon not far away.

I didn't know how to explain it, but I saw the queen leading the concubine, Zhao Wenwen, Tian Lingyue and others to come over happily.

Sure enough, the house leaked and it rained continuously. Misfortunes never come singly.

Everyone went to the Imperial Garden to enjoy the flowers. Under the moonlight, they saw a woman in green clothes and a man in pale clothes hugging each other. Everyone was surprised.

Tian Lingyue: "Nanfu has rehearsed a new night show? What kind of music is it? He is still wearing a mask, like an assassin. Is it Jing Ke assassinating the King of Qin?"

Meng Yuzhu: "Tian promised that you have little experience, but you still don't believe it. Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin was obviously a drama of a tryst between a man and a woman. Queen, what do you think?"

The queen was supported by Guiyuan and took a closer look under the moonlight and the fluorescent light of the octagonal palace lantern. She shook her head and said, "Why did you arrange a scene of fighting and killing? This scene is unfamiliar."

Meng Yuzhu laughed loudly: "Empress, you are really joking. What kind of show is this? I look at it as if someone is having an affair here."

As soon as the word "infidelity" came out, everyone was shocked.

Having an affair in the palace is a capital crime.

Everyone couldn't believe who had the guts.

Meng Yuzhu took the lantern in Cashew's hand and raised it higher. The moonlight was like silver and the fire was bright. Under the moonlight, there was a man in pale clothes hugging Du Jiyan tightly.

"I didn't expect that it was the Emperor's beloved Du Chang who was having a private meeting with the man. He really knows people but not his heart."

The man in gray clothes let go of Du Jiyan and kicked the lantern in Meng Yuzhu's hand. The octagonal palace lantern instantly caught fire. Under the light of the fire, the man climbed up the wall and slipped away. Meng Yuzhu's sharp eyesight and quick hands slipped from his waist. He tore off a jade sign.

On the jade plate is the character Cui.

The Queen froze on the spot, unable to accept such a violent scene for a moment.

Meng Yuzhu had already brought the jade plaque to the emperor. As if he was afraid that the emperor was illiterate, she also helped annotate: "Your Majesty, look at this. This is the evidence that Du Changzai had a private meeting with someone. The jade plaque has the character Cui. There are not many young men named Cui in the capital."

The emperor remained silent.

"Your Majesty, Du Chang Zai is responsible for the filth and chaos in the palace. His crime should be punished. I pledge the lives of the entire clan to beg the Emperor to severely punish Du Chang Zai." Meng Yuzhu held the jade sign and said plausibly: "These shameful scenes, the Emperor may not have You can see it, but my concubines and sisters can all see it."

The emperor lowered his eyebrows.

Who said I didn't see it?

I arrived earlier than you.

I have watched more dramas than you.

The emperor clapped his hands.

The secret guard flew down from the roof and pinned Du Jiyan to the ground.

The emperor sighed: "What are you arresting her for? Arrest that man."

The secret guard, dressed in brocade robes, jumped onto the palace wall and disappeared.

It’s impossible to appreciate the flowers in the Royal Garden.

Everyone was directly divided into three teams.

One team, headed by Meng Yuzhu, took the evidence as the criterion and asked the emperor to punish Du Zhiyan for the crime of filthy harem. If found guilty, he would die.

The second team is headed by the queen. The queen brought out the old almanac and detailed how Du Jiyan had taken care of his sisters since he entered the palace. She said that even if she, the queen, had a secret affair with a man, Du Jiyan would not have a secret affair with a man.

The emperor was sweating when he heard this. "Queen, you can't speak, so go and have a rest. You are a majestic queen. What example did you give of three advantages and two disadvantages?"

The third team, the emperor's concubines and others, claimed to have seen everything, but kept everything in their hearts, and just didn't say anything and let others guess.

At this critical moment, how could Tian Lingyue miss the opportunity? She stepped up and stepped on her at the right time: "I remember that Du Changzai had a cousin named Cui, named Cui Zhen. I didn't expect to meet him here. Yes, but why is Cui Zhen covered with a mask? Maybe Du Changzai is afraid of others seeing him at the night party? I see that Du Changzai is fully clothed, so nothing happened to the two of them, right?"

These heart-wrenching words were clearly meant for the emperor.

Afraid that the emperor's associations were not rich enough, he also told the emperor whether the clothes were complete or not. Their clothes are complete now, but who knows if they will be fully clothed at other times?

A simple-minded person like Shi Jing understood what Tian Lingyue said, and immediately stared at her and said, "Tian promised to think about men and women every day, are you going crazy?"

Tian Lingyue.

Emperor: Ahem.

Shi Jingzhen brought you into the palace to be my concubine, not to be the leader of the disciplinary team. At this moment, everyone is studying Du Changzai's secret meeting with a man. Don't do it because you have some friendship with Du Changzai. You come out to protect her indiscriminately, which makes outsiders see that you don't distinguish between right and wrong and are making trouble unreasonably. But Shi Jing’s unreasonable behavior is a bit cute.

At least after she attacked Tian Lingyue, Tian Lingyue calmed down.

Meng Yuzhu came forward and knelt in front of the emperor: "If the emperor cannot handle today's matter fairly, then what will happen to the atmosphere in the harem? I beg the emperor to severely punish Du Changzai and restore order to the palace."

"How does the noble concubine think Du Changzai should be punished?"

"For my concubine's sake, I will dip Du into a pig cage."

Dip the pig cage, this is a bit vulgar way to die.

There is no such punishment in a lofty place like the palace.

Meng Yuzhu obviously came prepared: "I have forgotten that soaking pig cages is a folk method. Our sisters are in the palace, even if they are executed, there is a grand way to die. Why not, just break up the car."

The car cracked, tsk tsk.

Rebellious ministers and traitors are not treated like this.

The queen was obviously a little confused, looking around, and quietly asked the concubine Wei: "What is a car crack?"

"It means tying a person's head and limbs to five carts respectively, harnessing horses or oxen, and pulling them in five different directions. This tearing the person's body into five pieces, so it is called chariot cracking."

The Queen's mouth was wide enough to fit two crabs in: "No, no, Du Chang couldn't have committed such a crime."

"The Empress, Du Changzai betrayed the emperor. She had secret meetings with foreign men in the palace and behaved in a shady manner. The empress is a mother in the world, shouldn't she not deal with this kind of thing? How can she show the majesty of the palace with such indulgence? ?”

Meng Yuzhu pressed forward step by step.

The queen was also unhappy, thinking that you, my concubine, are so sharp-tongued, why don't I, the queen, do it for you? It seems that you are better at being a queen than I am.

No matter how much Meng Yuzhu added fuel to the fire, the queen didn't listen. Instead, she held Du Jiyan's arm to help her up, rubbed her palms and comforted her: "Are you scared? It's okay. Let's cook two dishes and take it easy." Just take it easy. I'll send a plate of fried lilies to Jingren Palace tomorrow morning. I want to eat it."

Meng Yuzhu.

"It's not a big deal. I know you are not that kind of person. The only fault is that I shouldn't have taken my sisters to the Royal Garden to enjoy the flowers tonight. If you don't come to enjoy the flowers, you won't be able to see these things. Otherwise, there will be nothing." Didn't happen."

Meng Yuzhu.

This is blatant cover for Du Jiyan.

I don't know what kind of medicine Du Jiyan gave the queen to make the queen take such good care of her.

She finally persuaded the Queen to convene the sisters to enjoy the flowers tonight, just to pass by here and let everyone bear witness. Unexpectedly, the Queen did not distinguish between right and wrong. Even if she saw it with her own eyes, she would tell lies with her eyes open and blindly protect her. Du Zhiyan said.

The emperor stared at Du Jiyan silently.

If it was an affair, Du Jiyan would definitely be panicked and scared at this moment.

She was not afraid at all, but picked up a pomegranate from the ground and turned it around in her hand.

Everyone was looking at her, and she was looking at the pomegranates very attentively.

"Your Majesty, Du Changzai is not only ignorant of her behavior, but she also clearly doesn't take you seriously, your Majesty. When such a big thing happened, she actually played with pomegranates and didn't even want to give you an explanation. Is your Majesty so tolerant? Are you going down?" Meng Yuzhu said with a tearful voice: "I am not worthy of you as a concubine. The emperor loves Du Chang Zai. Your sincerity, the emperor, has been let down in the end."

"Among us beautiful ladies, Sister Du is the one who is most in line with the Emperor. The Emperor is also the best to Sister Du. Unexpectedly, something like this happened tonight. Maybe this is the first time. Please ask the Emperor to look at Sister Du's past love." "Sir, don't punish her severely. The one who deserves to be punished is Cui Zhen. Cui Zhen despised the palace rules and did something that insulted the emperor's reputation. He should be arrested and executed to prevent this kind of thing from spreading." Tian Lingyue said. Someone on the side whispered in agreement.

Tian Lingyue's words have two meanings. One is that it is probably not the first time that Du Jiyan has done such a shady thing as having a private meeting with a man. Your Majesty, please be more careful. The second is that only by killing Du Jiyan and Cui Zhen can everything be settled.

The emperor was relatively calm.

Du Jiyan was calmer than the emperor.

The imperial concubine and Tian Lingyue were hooting under the moonlight, and Du Jiyan even wanted to laugh a little.

The emperor was keenly aware of Du Jiyan's dimples.

"Mrs. Du, why are you laughing?" The emperor said with a cold face.

Tsk tsk, Du Shi.

Doesn't it even deserve a name?

the man.

Du Jiyan fiddled with the pomegranate in his hand and said lightly: "I don't have a private meeting with a man. Concubine, you are wrong."

These words simply insulted the concubine's intelligence.

If the emperor hadn't been here, Meng Yuzhu would have jumped up and slapped Du Jiyan with such uninhibited words.

"The Queen also saw it. How can you say that I saw it wrong?" Meng Yuzhu's eyes were like sharp knives.

Queen: "I didn't see anything clearly."

"Zhao promised to be right behind the queen. Zhao promised to see clearly."

Zhao agreed: "I just looked up at the moon. The moon is so beautiful tonight. Your Majesty, what do you think of the moonlight tonight?"

Meng Yuzhu choked with anger.

It was her dog-legged Tian Lingyue who assisted: "Even if the sisters haven't seen it clearly, the emperor has seen it clearly. The emperor still has to make a decision on this matter."

The emperor looked at Du Jiyan, wanting to hear her explanation.

Du Jiyan held the pomegranate in his hands and said calmly: "I want to make three points here. First, someone was holding me just now, but it was not my cousin Cui Zhen."

"Isn't the nature of being hugged by other men different? I wonder if my sister is naive or thinks the emperor is easy to deceive? Or, she is too lazy to deceive the emperor." Tian Lingyue sneered.

"Can Tian promise not to interrupt?" Shi Jing couldn't bear the way Tian Lingyue wanted to stab Du Jiyan from time to time: "If you are not copying scriptures in Changle Palace at the moment, why come out to join in the fun? Du Chang Zairuo has been punished. What good is it to you? Will that man be yours?"

Tian Lingyue.

The emperor glanced at Du Jiyan and motioned for her to continue.

"The person holding me just now was not my cousin Cui Zhen, but a woman."

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"I also know where that woman went just now."

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"If you don't believe it, just follow me. Not only can I find the woman pretending to be my cousin, I also know where she is hiding her outfit."

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"I also know who instigated her to frame me."

Good guy. It's no longer a cheating scene, it's a detective scene.

Everyone is gearing up, so and so, so Du Changzai should quickly lead the way. Anyway, the long night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. It is quite pleasant to eat melon under the moon.

It's just that Meng Yuzhu's face was not pretty. When she saw people flocking to watch the fun, she leaned next to the emperor and said, "Du Changzai's rhetoric is simply unbelievable. Did you start talking nonsense in order to clear your name?" What if she can't find the person she just had an affair with?"

"I hope the emperor will make a decision." Du Jiyan vowed: "The emperor is wise and powerful."

Such blatant flattery.

In normal times, the emperor might be happy.

This night was different. This night the emperor felt a little heavy on his head and couldn't laugh. He forced out a smile and tried to pretend to be calm, but it turned out to be worse than crying.


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