Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 172 Empress vs. Landlord

Isn't it the purpose of the morning dynasty to let the officials make suggestions? Mr. Xiao is very concerned about the country and the people. His ability to guide the country has also been heard by the Ai family. "

"He was pointing blindly."

Queen mother

"The court needs people, but it doesn't need people who talk. If people who talk can also sit in high positions, I might as well go to Tianqiao to recruit a storyteller."

The Queen Mother is holding her breath when it comes to Mr. Xiao.

Even if the court officials have some misconduct, you can deal with them, but you can't throw them at the court with your shoes.

If this spreads out, wouldn't it make people think that Chen Guochao is a child's play?

"Any embroiderer who embroiders shoes for you, Your Majesty, should be dragged out and beaten with ten sticks."

"Your Majesty, these shoes have many advantages. The shoes are high and the robe will not get wet when there is rain or snow. If you stand high, you can see far."

The Queen Mother frowned.

Du Jiyan bought a pair of the same model directly from the system: "Gao Rang, wrap the shoes for the Queen Mother and send them to Cining Palace."

The Queen Mother was so frightened that she ran away.

Good thing, these are only a dozen centimeters high. If you fall down after putting them on, your teeth will be knocked out. A good old man fell to death again.

The emperor is getting more and more outrageous.

Gao Rang gave a thumbs up to Du Jiyan's performance.

"Your Majesty, you are not timid at all in the court. I have never seen any Madam as powerful as you."

"Really."

"Of course, Mr. Xiao went back in despair. In my opinion, there can be no more boastful people in the court. After all, you don't like it, my queen."

Indeed.

In the next few days, the court room became much cleaner.

Talk about things when you have something to say, and come up with ideas when you have ideas.

Don't dare to talk nonsense if you have nothing to do and have no ideas.

That's good.

Moreover, Beiding also handed over a booklet.

It is said that the King of Yue's illness suddenly recovered and the King of Yue was able to lead troops to fight. With the King of Yue sitting in charge, it is estimated that the arrogance of the nomadic clan and Yelang has been suppressed a lot.

The courtiers also breathed a sigh of relief.

"After all, the King of Yue has led troops for many years, and he is young, so he is naturally young and promising. How could the King of Yue fall due to such a minor illness? The King of Yue is well, and the nomads and Yelang people on the frontier are not worth mentioning at all."

"Speaking of which, our Chen Kingdom is the most brave and capable of fighting the King of Yue, and he can be regarded as the Emperor's right-hand man."

The King of Yue's rainbow fart was slapped in the court hall.

Du Jiyan quietly looked at the officials in the court, but thought in his heart that maybe the emperor had arrived at the Beiding border fortress and led the troops to fight in the place of the King of Yue, so the news came out that the King of Yue had recovered from his illness.

It seems that the emperor has arrived safely.

The emperor didn't reveal anything, and Du Jiyan couldn't reveal anything either.

While correcting the memorial at night, Du Jiyan heard voices outside the palace.

It was Gao Rang who was talking to the people in the Jingshi Room.

"Eunuch Gao, Your Majesty hasn't turned over the sign for more than a month. The ladies are all looking forward to it." Eunuch Li in the respect room held the wooden tray, very embarrassed.

Gao Rang looked through the crack in the door and saw Du Jiyan who was concentrating on criticizing the papers after the case. He sighed and said: "Eunuch Li, you also know that the emperor has been very worried about the frontier affairs recently. The emperor is worried about the country and the people, so naturally he has no time. Taking care of both the harem and the harem, we, as slaves, cannot put pressure on the emperor. Why are you still giving me the green card?"

"Damn it, how could this slave not know Eunuch Gao's painstaking efforts? However, not only were the ladies displeased when the Emperor did not visit the harem, the Empress Dowager was also unwilling. The day before yesterday, the Empress Dowager checked the records of the Imperial Affairs Room and mentioned that the Emperor had not visited the harem recently. Fortunately for everyone in the harem, the Queen Mother was angry, saying that the servants were careless in serving me."

After reading the records in the royal chamber, the Queen Mother fell into deep thought at that time. As the saying goes, women are like water. The emperor has not been lucky enough to see women for a month. No wonder he has such a big temper and is so strong. He doesn't know how to be tactful in the court. He must He must be given a chance to have a woman.

So the eunuch from the Jingsi Room felt aggrieved and came to the door with a green card.

Gao Rang waved his hand and asked Eunuch Li to go back: "Let's wait until the emperor is finished."

Eunuch Li was very determined: "The Queen Mother has said that if the Emperor does not come to concubine, the slave will not have to serve her. I still have my father and mother at home, and they are clean. I can't lose my job, Eunuch Gao."

Eunuch Li is still pitiful.

Gao Rang was also confused.

He knew very well that Du Jiyan was sitting in the Taihe Palace.

Du Jianyan said that how could a woman visit a concubine? Wasn't she trying to reveal her secret?

While hesitating, the emperor's voice suddenly came from the Palace of Supreme Harmony: "Gao Rang, let the people from the Jingshi Room come in."

Eunuch Li stood on his knees and held the green card in front of Du Jiyan.

Gao Rang hesitated to speak.

Doesn't this throw Du Jiyan into the fire pit?

Du Jiyan was calm and collected, and calmly picked a green-headed card from the wooden plate, with the name Zhao promised on it. Then he took another green-headed card with Bao Guiren's name on it.

"Your Majesty, you——" Gao Rang didn't understand what medicine was sold in this gourd.

"Your Majesty must cherish the dragon body." Eunuch Li frowned, a good guy doesn't want a woman if he doesn't want one, two of them if he wants one?

"Gao Rang, go and call Zhao Xuong and Bao Guiren over. I will favor them both tonight."

Gao Rang: "Your Majesty, you——"

"What, are you afraid that I can't do it?"

"I don't dare, your Majesty. But the imperial kitchen is idle at the moment. Do you want them to prepare some deer blood wine?"

"I am lucky enough to have two women drink deer blood wine? How about I turn over one more brand so that you can see my strength."

Gao Rang waved his hands repeatedly: "It's all my fault. Your Majesty, you are extremely talented. Zhao promised that he and Bao Guiren will be blessed tonight, so I will go and let them prepare."

Zhao Zhengyi and Bao Guiren were almost ashes, so he went to tell them to sleep with God knows how.

It was a good thing that it was pie in the sky. The excited two were neither standing nor sitting, and the small handkerchief in their hands was almost crushed.

"Why did the emperor suddenly think of me? I didn't prepare anything. I was fighting crickets in the imperial garden in the morning and I didn't even comb my hair properly."

"I was lying on the bed and taking a nap when I suddenly saw Eunuch Gao coming. I just thought I was dreaming."

The two came to Taihe Palace according to the time.

Even with two people together, it seems clumsy.

After all, they had not served the emperor for a long time, and the emperor and the decorations of Taihe Palace were very unfamiliar to them. Besides, they are not very skilled at the job of serving the bed.

Seeing the emperor staring at the two of them intently, Zhao agreed and exchanged glances with Bao Guiren.

The two of them blushed and began to take off their clothes silently. They took off their clothes as fast as lightning and thunder.

In an instant, the two of them were left with only their bellybands. In order to come to the Taihe Palace, the two of them dressed up specially. Their bellybands were all new, one had mandarin ducks embroidered on it, and the other had birds embroidered on it.

Du Jiyan was a little embarrassed.

She herself was still wearing a bellyband.

Never let these two women take off her clothes.

Zhao promised and Bao Guiren really wanted to get started. Du Jiyan quickly took two steps back and said, "I know that you two have been in the palace for a long time and rarely sleep with each other, so I specially called you here tonight to have a chat."

It turned out to be a chat.

That means not moving your hands or feet.

Zhao Renyi and Bao Guiren were a little disappointed, so they put their clothes back on and buttoned them up.

This is more serious.

The three of them were sitting cross-legged on the bed, the candle light was dim, and they were a little sleepy.

From birthdays and horoscopes to respective zodiac signs, there is really nothing to talk about. The women in the palace live in this square city every day, what new things can they talk about.

Du Jiyan took out a deck of playing cards from his sleeve.

Zhao promised and Bao Guiren's eyes lit up, what is this?

There are dominoes or mahjong in the palace. What is this white and smooth thing like paper?

"This is a playing card. Tonight, I and my two concubines will fight against the landlord."

Landlords, Zhao promised and Bao Guiren looked confused, no.

Can be taught.

At this time, the importance of the Ministry of Internal Affairs' strict selection of women was revealed.

The beautiful women who enter the palace need to be selected at various levels before they can enter the palace. Those stupid ones can't get in at all. So Zhao promised to teach Bao Guiren how to fight landlords, and they learned it in five minutes.

"If you can win, I will reward you with gold and silver jewelry, cloth and satin. If you fight well, I will advance your status. After all, your status may not have been moved for a long time."

There are such good things in the world.

Now they actually met.

Zhao promised to roll up his sleeves with Bao Guiren and start taking cards.

"Four twos."

"To the king, hold it down. Hahahahaha."

"It's over, I still have one three left, Zhao promised, why are you still facing the king?"

"Hahaha, Your Majesty, my concubine's cards are good. I'm afraid you won't be able to play the three cards in your hand."

It was sloppy, I shouldn't have played four twos first.

Sure enough, Zhao promised to win.

"I am true to my word, and I will reward Zhao two pieces of silk and satin, and two ingots of silver."

"Your Majesty, you are so kind to me. Your Majesty, you are so considerate." Zhao promised to kiss Du Jiyan on the face.

Second round.

"Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, straight, I won." Zhao agreed to throw the card.

Bao Guiren looked down and laughed: "Ah hahahaha, what a straight, you open your eyes and look carefully, where is the seven, you are three, four, five, six, eight, you will definitely lose."

Sure enough, there is no seven.

Zhao promised to be defeated.

The noble man wins this round.

"The reward package is a piece of noble brocade and a gold Ruyi hairpin."

"I would like to thank you for your kindness, I would like to thank you for your kindness." Bao Guiren took a bite of Du Jiyan's mouth.

"I just kissed the emperor's face. Mr. Bao, why did you kiss the emperor's mouth?"

"Your Majesty is so kind to us sisters. Naturally, you can kiss and touch us anywhere." Bao Guiren happily wanted to untie the knot.

Du Jiyan whispered: "There are rewards for fighting landlords, but there are no rewards for sleeping."

Bao Guiren buttoned up his clothes with lightning speed: "Your Majesty, let's not sleep, let's fight the landlord."

"I will fight with you until dawn."

The eunuch keeping records outside the hall looked at the nanny in charge and shook his head.

This is too intense.

The emperor was a man, and the hungry Zhao promised to follow Bao Guiren. There was a clanging sound in the room that night, making the eunuchs outside blush.

How can I remember this?

Mammy pretended to be dead.

The emperor took care of two concubines in one night, how young he was after all. When I was young, why didn't I meet such a brave and capable man? As a result, all I can do now is kneel outside and listen.

After a night of fighting landlords, Zhao promised to win a cart of silk, a hairpin, and eight ingots of silver.

Bao Guiren won half a cart of silk, four hairpins, and an ingot of gold.

The two of them were grinning so much that they could reach the back of their heads.

When they returned to the palace with their respective trophies, they happened to meet Shi Jing watching wild ducks by the small pond.

These two people are jeweled and have gained a lot.

"Master Shi, stop looking at wild ducks here. It's time to go to the Taihe Palace. The emperor has been very generous recently. Look, he has rewarded us with these things." Zhao promised to give Shi Jing a blessing and saluted.

Bao Guiren and Shi Jing had equal status and did not need to salute. However, Shi Jing's father was the emperor's master. Bao Guiren nodded to Shi Jing as usual: "Shi Guiren, go to bed now. The emperor will not let us sisters." Those who suffer a loss. Shi Guiren can go to Taihe Palace to recommend himself."

Shi Jing curled his lips.

Look at the rewards of these two people. I don't know how much they suffered last night.

It is indeed Xiaohunjun.

She has a lot of gold and silver in her history, and she doesn't like the little fool in the Taihe Palace. How could she lose her integrity for this little silk hairpin and go to the Taihe Palace to suffer the consequences.

"Shi Guiren has never been close to the emperor, and I didn't dare to come in front of the emperor before. After what happened last night, I understand that the emperor is approachable and treats us sisters well."

"Yes, the emperor even played Landlords with the two of us. The three of us were very happy in bed."

amount.

Three on the bed.

So happy.

Shi Jing felt that his ears were not clean.

These days, in addition to going to Jingren Palace to pay her respects to the Queen, she also went to Wanru Palace to visit Du Jiyan.

It was a pity that the door of Wanru Hall was always closed, and it was hard to wait until Erjo came to open the door. As she was told, Du Jiyan was concentrating on researching new dishes in the small kitchen, and it was not convenient to see outsiders.

Shi Jing had no choice but to go back.

Du Jiyan had been in seclusion for just how many days, and the emperor got a new recruit?

Or one drags two?

Or some kind of Landlord fight?

Although I don’t know what kind of new moves Landlord Fighting is, just hearing the name doesn’t look like it’s something ordinary people play.

Shi Jing didn't have time to join in the fun.

But the weather is unpredictable.

In the evening, Fengluan Chunen's car stopped in front of Shi Jing.

Gao Rang respectfully saluted Shi Jing: "The emperor is turning over your sign tonight, Shi Guiren. Please wash it clean. In a quarter of an hour, I will go to the Taihe Palace with my servant to see the emperor."

Shi Jing wanted to evade: "I suddenly felt a little dizzy."

"The imperial physician——"

Soon an imperial doctor came out.

He even brought an imperial doctor with him?

Is this prepared?

Although she had been asked to attend the bed before, she had coyly pretended to be sick and had gone there a few times, but she would not have brought the imperial doctor with her.

Forget it.

It seemed that they were going to carry her to Taihe Palace that night.

Just go.

Shi Jing didn't bother to wash himself off, so he got on the Fengluan Chun'en Car and headed to the Taihe Palace.

The wind chime on the corner of the car rustled in the wind.

The pink yarn on the wind chime sways back and forth.

Shi Jing's heart was in a state of ups and downs.

The emperor came to visit Zhao and promised to follow Bao Guiren, and he would visit her tonight.

In the past, Zhao Yingyi, Bao Guiren and Shi Jing would just go and stay wherever they wanted, without any favor at all.

The emperor is not taking the usual path?

Don't play according to the routine?

When I came to the two doors of Taihe Palace and looked inside, I saw that the palace was deep and silent. The fragrance of avocado wafted out, which was the emperor's favorite fragrance.

Shi Jing's steps were heavy.

The emperor and Zhao agreed to let Guiren play Landlords.

She was the only one here tonight. What did the Emperor want to do?

(End of this chapter)