Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 3 Sent to the underground palace for burial
Aunt Zhao had been serving in Yongfu Palace for the longest time. Now that Liu Jixue died in the palace, Aunt Zhao was also frightened.

After all, Gao Rang was well-informed, and when he heard what Aunt Zhao said about Liu Jixue's death, Gao Rang said calmly: "She's dead. Are you ready for us to do it ourselves?"

Shi Jing tremblingly picked up the wine flask and poured a full glass of poisonous wine.

The wine is brilliant.

Poisonous things are always beautiful.

Du Jiyan thought to himself that he had underestimated Shi Jing. He didn't expect that she still had such courage. She was really a hero among women.

Shi Jing's father was one of the best in the dynasty. As expected, he had a noble family and raised a daughter who was not a coward.

After living together for more than ten days, I had to look at her before I died.

Shi Jing handed the wine glass to Du Jiyan: "Here, I respect you."

Du Jiyan
Shi Jing, you are so kind to me.

When sleeping, you strive for first place; when drinking poisonous wine, you let me be first.

"After drinking the poisonous wine, you will stay with the emperor for generations to come." Gao Rang squinted: "This is your blessing, cherish it."

"Old castrated dog, I'll give you this blessing." Shi Jing muttered in a low voice.

Gao Rang smiled and pinched Shi Jing's neck.

Shi Jing rolled his eyes: "Old castrated dog."

Shi Jing was so pinched that he rolled his eyes.

Du Jiyan didn't know where the courage came from. Maybe it was the friendship that Shi Jing gave her as a wishful hairpin, or maybe it was because she didn't want to watch the beautiful girl who entered the palace with her being strangled to death.

It's a dead end anyway, and it saves the eunuch from being humiliated. After the humiliation, he still has to drink.

Du Jianyan picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.

Seeing that the ladies had drunk the poisoned wine, Gao Rang smiled slightly: "Let's go to the Palace of Supreme Harmony to thank the royal family for their grace."

Thunder, rain and dew are all the grace of the king.

So is poisonous wine.

This is the fate of women in the harem.

Du Jiyan said that these beautiful women entered the palace ten days ago.In addition to learning the rules from grandma every day, she also worked as a nun in the Yongfu Hall, embroidered purses, and tied breasts.From the Yongfu Palace where the beautiful ladies live to the Taihe Palace, you have to go through four or five hanging flower gates. Probably because they were afraid that the beautiful ladies who did not understand the rules would bump into the emperor, so no one could step out of the palace without the instructions of the nuns. Naturally, no one could step out of the palace. Having seen the emperor, even Shi Jing, who prayed to his attendants every day, didn't know how tall the emperor was, whether his hand was pricked or not, and he had never been to the Taihe Palace where the emperor lived during his lifetime.

When entering the palace, he fantasized about being favored by the emperor.

Unexpectedly, the first time he went back to Taihe Palace, he ran to death.

As expected, everything is unpredictable, so don’t be happy too early.

The Palace of Supreme Harmony is quiet, and the three halls decorated with white silk are solemn and solemn.

Because it had just rained, the Hall of Supreme Harmony was a little damp.

It’s the season when all the pear blossoms have fallen, but there is still a bit of heat.

Gauze tent, sandalwood screen, broad daylight, a white candle lit on the long table.

The emperor was lying with his eyes closed, his hands folded, wearing a layer of bright yellow mourning clothes with southern pearls underneath, and a gray and white linen clothes outside.There is a bright white night pearl in his mouth.

The sword-shaped eyebrows go into the temples, and the lips are pale.

Through the gauze curtain, the beautiful ladies knelt and saluted the emperor.

"My stomach hurts so much." Shi Jing clutched his stomach and collapsed. The show girls panicked, fearing that the poison was about to attack.

Sure enough, the system flashed: the host has only two hours left.

"The Ai family has seen these beautiful ladies, and they are all good. Since they volunteered to be buried with the emperor, they should be buried with him. They have given a great gift to the emperor, and they should be sent to the underground palace for burial." The Queen Mother did not know when she came from the sandalwood screen. Then walked out.

Three years after the emperor ascended the throne, there were dozens of concubines in the harem. The six east and west palaces such as Jingren Palace, Kunning Palace, Ganlu Palace, Changle Palace, and Chuxiu Palace all had their masters. There were also many side palaces under the throne. Little master.

There are many concubines in the harem, but no one has given birth to a child.

The Queen Mother often said that these women were not good at serving and could not satisfy the emperor, so the royal family had few heirs.

These women in the palace are not of much use, so a new group of beautiful women must be selected. After all, there is still a throne to inherit.

But when the beautiful girl entered the palace, the emperor collapsed.

What are you doing with these show girls? Why not bury them earlier?

"I should have known that the Emperor is not blessed. These beautiful ladies are also unlucky." The Queen Mother sighed far away.

The underground palace is where the royal family buried their coffins.Emperors and high-ranking concubines of all dynasties are buried here.

Following the Queen Mother's instructions, Gao Rang arranged for four carriages to wait outside the Shenwu Gate without stopping.

If nothing unexpected happens, the show girls can be buried alive within an hour.

"Father-in-law." Shi Jing was sweating in pain: "Can you let me?"

"No." "I want to go to Gong's room." Shi Jing gritted his molars.When he got up in the morning, thinking that he could not starve to death, Shi Jing stuffed three bananas into his body, maybe it was too much.

"You have already taken the poison. It is useless to linger any longer. Let's go." Gao Rang led the way.

"Father-in-law, I'm not trying to show off. I really want to go to Gong's room." Shi Jing's face turned pale.

"Hold it in." Gao Rang didn't look back.

The beautiful ladies walked out of the Palace of Supreme Harmony with tears in their eyes.

Du Jiyan took one last look at the emperor. Behind the gauze curtain, the emperor still looked like a young man.

"Didi-di-di" the life detector in Du Jiyan's arms rang.

There is no one in the room, why is the life detector beeping?

Du Jiyan took out a small mirror, swept the screen, swept the windows, and then swept the pear wood table.

No movement.

Du Jiyan swept under the bed again.

No movement.

Du Jiyan glanced at the emperor.

"Drip drip"

Why does the life detector sound when I sweep the emperor?

Du Jiyan didn't care much, half-kneeling on the ground, holding up a small mirror and scanning the emperor from top to bottom.

"Di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di."

The signal is very strong.

Du Jiyan glanced at the emperor's face in circles.

"Didi-di-di-di-di." The little mirror screamed happily.

What is the reason?
understood.

Dead system, selling fakes.

What kind of life detector makes a dead person scream when it is scanned?

Du Jiyan summoned the system: "When a person is about to die, his words are also good. Before I die, I have to give you a bad review, but you are selling fakes."

"Genuine." The system is also very innocent.

"Obviously it screams at dead people." Du Jiyan threw away the small mirror in frustration.

There was no reply from the system this time.

"Du Jiyan, why are you dawdling?" Gao Rang shouted from the corridor.

Du Jiyan's heart was beating hard.

She seemed to have figured out something and boldly called out to the Emperor.

No movement.

She pushed the emperor again.

Still nothing.

That's too late.

Du Jiyan took off the hairpin given to her by Shi Jing from her hair and pricked the emperor's hand.

No movement.

Prick somewhere else.

Du Jiyan held the hairpin and pricked the emperor's mouth.

The emperor's lips were bleeding.

Du Jiyan quickly took back the hairpin. Now that it was over, he had to add the crime of insulting a corpse.

sloppy.

Du Jiyan stood up to leave the Palace of Supreme Harmony, but saw the emperor, who was wearing bright yellow mourning clothes with southern pearls, suddenly sitting up.

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