Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 54 Send to bed

Points were deducted for giving Yungui people a bath, so they had to find a way to make up for it from the emperor.

He cannot be allowed to sleep.

He had to be lifted up and bathed.

Fortunately, the emperor was very cooperative.

In the palace of Taihe, the emperor sat up in a daze, leaning against the tent: "I want to take a bath."

Du only spoke for a moment.

Two thoughts come to mind:
[-]. How embarrassing it is to help the emperor take a bath.

[-]. You can earn points by helping the emperor take a bath.

Once you think about earning points, you can ignore the embarrassment.

God-given opportunities must be seized decisively.

The smoke in the imperial pond is deep and the petals are layer upon layer.

Because the copper stove was burning with the aroma of avocado, and the imperial pond was filled with the faint aroma of pear, which was the emperor's favorite taste.

The emperor stood with his hands tied, his lips firm and his eyebrows crimson. The apricot wine he had drank turned into the sweet and sour apricots in late spring. The slightly smoked sour and sweet taste hit people's faces, making people feel like they were in an apricot forest. Raising their heads You can see the yellow apricots all over the tree, and the apricots on the branches turned into blurred stars in his eyes. He was half drunk and half awake with apricot wine. With his breathing, he gently licked Du Jiyan's ears. .

Silence for half a minute.

Du Jiyan held up the soap locust pills for bathing. Chen Guo didn't have shower gel, so he used soap locust pills for bathing and washing his hair. However, the soap locust pills had a light fragrance and were easy to use.

Get a soft blanket.

Get eight layers of towels.

Incense is also a must.

The emperor turned around and stared at Du Jiyan: "Why don't you come over? Are you shy?"

"No...not shy."

Serving the emperor can earn points, so how can you be shy?

Du just said that he was fart but fart.But in the end, where should I start?Should you take off your shoes or unbutton them first?

The emperor has already unbuttoned himself.

He unbuttoned his buttons one by one, took off his brocade robe, and began to unbutton his pajamas.

The emperor's pajamas are black, the light gray of the dark night.

The patterns of black dragons moving from dusk to sky, and male and female following thunder and lightning, were embroidered by embroiderers densely stitch by stitch with silver thread.

The emperor's pajamas have a total of four hollow silver buckles.

He vaguely unbuttoned a button, revealing his collarbone.

After untying the second one, his shoulders were exposed.

After untying the third one, his solid muscles were exposed.

Du Jiyan never thought about what kind of information this little fool could have, but now he realized that he was shallow.

Xiaohunjun actually looks thin when he is wearing clothes, but looks fat when he is undressed.

He actually has abs?

God.

I found out a little too late.

As expected, the news from Yongfu Palace was the most backward.

It's a pity that such beautiful scenery cannot be shared with historical scenery.

But there are still small batteries.

"Xiaodian Xiaodian, can you take a photo?"

"What does the host want to take a picture of?"

"Shoot him." Du Jiyan pointed at the half-naked emperor.

Xiaodian was silent for two seconds: "Xiaodian does not have a camera function."

I don’t know if I don’t have it, I don’t want to have it, or I can’t have it.

Anyway, Xiaodian is measured.

The emperor still wants to unbutton his clothes.

Du Jiyan looked at everything meticulously.

"Your Majesty, don't take off your clothes anymore." Du Jiyan covered his eyes with his hands and only dared to peek out from between his fingers.

The emperor had already unbuttoned the fourth button, and his solid upper body was exposed in front of Du Jiyan.

His shoulders are broad, he has abs, his belly is flat, and his stance is domineering.

To die to die.

There shouldn't be any bathing.

This bath is going to kill you.

Du Jiyan's heart jumped again.Xiaodian's screen lit up decisively: "The host's tachycardia has been detected. There is medicine in the points mall that can be redeemed. Does the host need to buy it?"

"No need, I know what's wrong.

"Tachycardia of host detected..."

"Xiaodian, don't panic, I'm dead." Du Jiyan turned off the screen with his backhand.

In this situation, even if you are dying of illness, you have to sit up and look twice. Tachycardia can be ignored here.

After all, after this village, there will be no such shop.

I have been in the palace for so long, but the emperor has never given me such great benefits.

Women, you must seize every opportunity you can. After all, opportunities are always fleeting and as fast as lightning.

In the past, I only knew that the emperor was unreliable, but now I find that the emperor may not be reliable in person, but he is reliable in figure.

Just one thing is reliable.

Du Jiyan watched with gusto.

The emperor has come to her.

Smelling the sweet and sour apricots and the tranquil fragrance of avocado, Du Jiyan suddenly couldn't breathe.

I have never seen anything big in the world, and my mind is blank.

The emperor raised his hand and stroked Du Jiyan's cheek, lips, chin, and the small mole on his neck.

In the haze of smoke, the emperor leaned in front of her and looked attentively.

I have to say, a focused man is kind of good-looking.

Du Jiyan stared into the emperor's eyes, feeling the emperor's breath and the gentleness between his fingers.

The emperor gently pinched both sides of Du Jiyan's cheeks, like a kitten.

It seems that the emperor is really drunk.

The emperor's body became softer and softer. His hands touched her neck and shoulders, and he threw himself into Du Jiyan's arms.

In the swaying imperial pond, there were only Du Jiyan and the emperor.

"What are you looking at?" the emperor said intermittently.

"I...I'm watching...looking..."

"Don't you dare say it?" The emperor raised his lips.

There is nothing to dare to say.

"I'm looking at the Emperor's... belt."

"Does the belt look good?"

"The embroidery is quite exquisite."

"Really?" The emperor murmured: "Du... just Yan, why is your heart beating so fast?"

"I...I...because the emperor's belt is so beautiful."

"Are you interested in my belt... or my waist?" The emperor pinched Du Jiyan's red face, and his lips were almost touching hers.

Du Jiyan thought to himself, could it be that his nymphomania was discovered by the emperor?

Is it so obvious?
The emperor was so close that Du Jiyan could see all the stars in his eyes.

is this okay?

The emperor held Du Jiyan in his arms with one hand and took off his belt with the other. With just a gentle wrap, the belt was wrapped around Du Jiyan's waist. With another pull, Du Jiyan was pressed against the emperor's lower abdomen.

Xiaohunjun indeed has some skills on his hands.

Although he was half drunk and half awake, his strength was so great that Du Jiyan could not resist.

"Take a bath for 3 minutes, host points +20"

If you take a bath with the emperor, your points will increase quickly.

Du Jiyan felt that he could wash for a few more minutes.

The emperor won't give him a chance.

In a daze, I heard the emperor calling Gao Rang: "Send him to the bed."

"Send it to... which bed?" Gao Rang has been waiting outside and is a little confused now.

"Which bed do you want to send it to? Is there still room in my Taihe Palace?"

It's hard to say about location.

To say that there is no place, Shangguan Yun'er is here, then there is indeed no place.

As for the space, the space is like a sponge. If you squeeze it in, you won't be unable to sleep.

After returning to Yongfu Hall at night, Du Jianyan caught the wind that night and couldn't get up the next day.

　Xiaodian: Host, please pay attention to your words and deeds

　　
　
(End of this chapter)