Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

"Don't cry. I'm wrong. Isn't it okay? If you don't feel relieved, I will let you twist it, but I promised you not to twist your face. I will go to court tomorrow."

The emperor's generosity made Du Jiyan appear to be a petty person.

Stop screwing him, just blackmail him into a bowl of rice.

So Gao Rang brought another plate of food in the middle of the night. Fortunately, there was a chef on duty in the imperial dining room who was always ready to prepare the emperor's meals. The wolfberry chicken soup was still hot, the fried bean paste rolls were crispy and soft, and the smoked duck was sliced ​​piece by piece. Cut it well and prepare a good sweet sauce, not to mention how delicious it is.

It was midnight.

The yellow candle was lit in the Taihe Palace. The emperor and Du Jiyan sat side by side. No one was polite. You had a piece of sauce duck, I had a fried bean paste roll, and each person had a bowl of chicken soup. They ate until Huang Zhu shed tears. It's getting shorter and shorter, and it's gradually going to go out.

The two of them lay back on the bed, thinking about this night and feeling ridiculous.

The emperor turned over and lay on the dragon bed, resting his arms on his head and looking at the sachet on the bedside: "Du Jiyan, your performance was pretty good tonight. You helped me pass this test. I miss you so much."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment."

"It's not a compliment. Compared with one of my friends, you are far behind. Do you want to hear the story between me and that friend?"

Actually I don’t want to listen because I’m dozed off.

But they were all lying on the dragon bed, and it was okay not to listen, because the emperor wanted to speak, but could not block his mouth. The emperor still had the final say in the Palace of Supreme Harmony.

The emperor mentioned Eunuch Du.

"The man Eunuch Du is my new friend. He has a red birthmark on his face, but when I make friends, I never look at appearance. Good character is the most important thing. Eunuch Du helped me a lot. He is smart. , smart, responsible, and a very loyal person.”

The emperor really doesn't know how to tell stories, and the people who tell them are sleepy.

The emperor pressed his head against Du Jiyan's head: "Are you asleep?"

"Ha" Du Jiyan yawned and rubbed his eyes: "No."

"Then why don't you ask questions?"

"What's the question?"

"Aren't you at all curious about this friend of mine? People who can be friends with me are naturally not ordinary people."

Du Jiyan found it funny. The emperor didn't understand Eunuch Du, so didn't she understand Eunuch Du?
That Eunuch Du is just her IP name in the game.

To say that Eunuch Du is smart, intelligent and loyal enough to be a friend would not be considered a good friend, but in the game, Du Jiyan did save and protect the emperor.

Since the emperor has asked, at least he has to say something perfunctory: "Your Majesty, is that Eunuch Du a eunuch?"

"Yes."

"Then he must be working as an errand in the Chen Palace. Why doesn't the emperor transfer him to the Palace of Supreme Harmony?"

"It's a long story."

"Then let's stop talking and let's sleep."

Just know how to sleep.

"Actually, sometimes I miss that friend, but I just don't know how to see him again. Every time I see him, it's as misty as a dream. Although I am rich in the world, I can't grasp the person I want to see."

"Is he dead?"

The emperor choked with anger.With a full stomach, she choked back her words. This woman was so emotionless. We all wanted to chat after eating, but who knew that she wanted to sleep as soon as we lay down, and before even a few words of conversation, she turned off everyone's interest.

The emperor turned over, but Du Jiyan also turned over. The two of them lay face to face, feeling a little embarrassed.

Upon closer inspection, the emperor's peach blossom eyes were inexplicably beautiful. His pupils were so deep, bottomless, like a whirlpool. After staring for a while, he felt dizzy and felt like he was about to fall into that whirlpool.It has long been said that the Dog Emperor is somewhat beautiful. As he gets older, this beauty becomes more and more unbridled. He is obviously a dignified emperor, but in his eyes, there is a coexistence of dignity and evil, arrogance and clarity.

The emperor couldn't help but hold Du Jiyan's chin.

Du Jiyan finally broke free: "Your Majesty, the person who took down the file has left. We don't have to make fun of it."

"What if I'm not just acting on occasion?"

"The emperor said he was not in the mood tonight."

"What if I suddenly get interested?" The emperor bit his lip and stared at Du Jiyan.

Du Jiyan was naturally able to adapt to circumstances. How could a person with a system be easily manipulated by this little emperor? Besides, it was almost dawn and she was too sleepy. If word spread that she didn't sleep all night, everyone in the harem would definitely call her a monster. It's not a pleasant feeling to be criticized by everyone, so you still have to keep a low profile.

Du Jiyan sat up and was about to get out of bed.

"Where are you going?"

"I'll get the hourglass."

"What are you doing with that thing?"

"Track the time."

The emperor wished he could kick Du Jiyan off the bed.

Oh, woman.

You haven’t learned the methods of seducing men that the nanny taught you, but you have learned how to use the hourglass to tell time, right? You can learn it quickly and use it flexibly.

You really disappoint me.

The emperor suddenly stopped, and the interest he had finally regained disappeared.

sleep.

The yellow candle hangs low until dawn.

He had already slept in the morning. Gao Rang shouted at the door three times, but the emperor didn't get up. Du Jiyan even fell asleep with his eyes squinted and his legs crossed.

Cining Palace.

The Queen Mother hasn't finished her breakfast yet, and the trio of eavesdroppers from last night have already come to report on their work.

The eunuch in the Jingshi Room respectfully handed over the notebook he had written last night. When he saw the words "like a fish in water, the time is long", the Queen Mother smiled from ear to ear, and several wrinkles on her face suddenly disappeared. He even boasted that the emperor had the shadow of the late emperor, and thanked his ancestors for their blessing, saying that the late emperor was indeed right about the emperor. He was born in the royal family, and being talented, intelligent, and able to become an emperor is important, and being able to continue his heirs is equally important.

The records recorded by the eunuch in the Jingsi Room made the Queen Mother feel more at ease.

Grandma Jiaoyin came up to her, smiled and whispered a few words to the Queen Mother, then knelt back and said: "I have served you in the palace for so many years. Only the late emperor has such movement and ability. I don't even know how to tell you." I believe that if I hold two hourglasses to measure time, I’m afraid they won’t be enough.”

The Queen Mother was already smiling.

The emperor is brave and capable, and the heirs of Chen State have no worries.

The trio asked: "Are we going to keep watch every night from now on?"

The Queen Mother smiled and said: "It seems that the effect of staying there is good. The Ai family originally thought that before the emperor had an heir, they would send someone there every night, but thinking about it, if the emperor does this every night, he is afraid that he will be exhausted. , Don’t go too far in anything. Whenever you need to attend in the future, just follow my instructions."

The Queen Mother was so happy that she gave all the breakfast meals, such as red dates, black chicken soup, and iron stick yam porridge, to the three of them.

Aunt Guan put down the curtain and gently patted the Queen Mother's back: "I heard that the Emperor did not attend the court in the morning again today."

"Why?"

"Because..." Aunt Guan was a little embarrassed to say.

The Queen Mother held the prayer beads and smiled to herself: "The Ai family knows. Your Majesty, the young husband, worked too hard last night, so he couldn't get up in the morning. It doesn't hurt to come back once in a while. It doesn't hurt."

"But with this trend, I'm afraid those courtiers are going to get into trouble again." "It's just the way of yin and yang. How can there be such trouble? If something goes wrong because of what happened last night, the Ai family will be the first to be unwilling. Could it be that the royal family has no heir? What do they want to see?”

Taihe Palace.

It's already three poles in the sun.

Du Jiyan sat up first, and suddenly felt that there was someone else beside him. When he looked again, he saw that it was a man, and he couldn't help but let out an "Ah--".

You know, I used to sleep next to Shi Jing. Who is this bitch?
Take a closer look, isn't this the emperor?He was too tired last night, fell asleep and felt dizzy. If he woke up the emperor again, he would laugh at himself for not having seen the world.

The emperor had been woken up and saw a woman lying next to him. Although he didn't scream, he was stunned for two seconds.

Slow down.

Strain.

Last night I was having fun with this woman. I opened the quilt and took a look. I still had my pants on and was fine.

Thinking of this, the emperor calmed down. This is his Taihe Palace, his home court, and he must control the situation.

"Du Jiyan, don't pretend to be asleep, get up and change my clothes." The emperor lay down and gave orders.

The emperor's orders are imperial edicts and must not be disobeyed.

Du Jiyan stopped pretending to be asleep for a second and got up to dress the emperor.

As soon as I got up, I couldn't help but said "Ouch" and lay back down. I struggled to get up again, but I couldn't get up.

"What are you doing here?" The emperor tilted his head and stared at her: "Are you playing hard to get with me?"

"Your Majesty, I can't get up." Du Jiyan looked aggrieved.

"What's wrong? Am I poisonous?"

Not really, it was probably because I was performing with the emperor at night, and the performance was a little too much. When I fell asleep, I felt pain all over my body. Or maybe it was because I felt uncomfortable sleeping next to the emperor. I didn't dare to kick my legs or stretch my arms at night. I slept like a Being held hostage, the wooden stake will only cause back pain when you wake up.

"Your Majesty, can you still get up?"

The emperor does not believe in evil: "My young husband is young and strong, I..."

The emperor just sat up after being slapped in the face, and the corners of his mouth twitched in pain.

God knows why his whole body hurts so much.

Yes, I acted with Du Jiyan last night. Du Jiyan must be avenging his personal revenge. He was so ruthless that ghosts would be scared to see him.

"Rude woman." The emperor lay muttering angrily.

Du Jiyan rolled his eyes.

"Others dress up carefully when they see me. Some women want to come barefoot when they see me. They really don't take me seriously."

Du Jiyan rolled his eyes again.

"Some women dare to be rough with me. If I hadn't been the most merciful in the world, would she still be alive? She's still laughing. I really don't know the heights of heaven and earth."

The emperor's voice became louder and louder, and after speaking, he looked sideways at Du Jiyan.

Du Jiyan felt the same as Ming Jing.

This is really a hundred thousand volumes of military books, and each volume has my father's name on it.

Gao Rang managed to help the emperor up with great difficulty, and put on the emperor's robe with great difficulty.

The emperor's legs were very painful. Last night, Du Jiyan slept on his legs like a crab, and even after shaking him three times, he couldn't get rid of it.

Gao Rang circled around in distress, saying that he wanted to ask the emperor to have a doctor to take a look, but the emperor suddenly became taboo: "What kind of doctor should I ask? I have to go to the hospital to let the doctors say that I was too reckless last night and they wanted to give me a tonic." Prescription? Besides, how can I explain the pain in my legs after the beautiful lady has been sleeping all night? Why did I use my legs? I can't afford to lose that person. Also, call someone quickly to get Du Jiyan back. I'm guessing After a while, some concubines will come to pay their respects. When they see that she has not gotten up yet, they will spread the news about what I announced during the day..."

"Who do you want to announce?" Gao Rang respectfully held the emperor's arm: "Who does the emperor want to announce during the day? I will go and call him now."

The emperor choked.

I couldn't take Gao Rang's words for a moment.

Du Jiyan thought about all the sad things in the past 100 years, and still couldn't help but let out a "thump".

The sudden laughter completely annoyed the emperor.

This evil-doing woman actually managed to laugh.

"Take her back immediately, immediately." The emperor looked out the window helplessly, where three inspectors knelt there last night. They spent the night full of tears.

Feng Luan Chun En's carriage swayed along the long corridor.

The silver bells in front of the car jingled incessantly. The goose-yellow Fengluan Chunen Car had colorful necklaces hanging from the four corners, and layers of gauze curtains hung outside the car windows.

Within the silent palace walls, the bells were ringing loudly and the wheels were moving forward slowly. Every time they passed a palace door, the maids inside would look around.

Everyone in the palace is very familiar with this voice.

If the emperor turns over the green card, in the evening, the eunuchs from the Taihe Palace will drive the Fengluan Chunen Car to pick them up. For the women in the palace, being able to sit in this car is an honor and a favor. Darling, how many people gave money to the eunuchs of the Palace of Supreme Harmony in order to get on this car, but in the end they couldn't buy the tickets, so their joy was all in vain.

So it is what everyone is looking forward to and what they are thinking about.

I only know that Fengluan Chun'en picks up people in the evening, so why is it ringing this morning?

Through the layers of gauze curtains, a blind person could see that Du Jiyan was sitting inside.

Du Jiyan in the car looked tired, as if he had just plowed two acres of land, without any makeup, and his eyes were bleary.

This sick beauty looks like one.

The car passed by the entrance of Changle Palace, and the maid from Changle Palace hurriedly reported to Meng Yuzhu: "Du Xiunv has been waiting for her all night, and now it is almost noon before she is sent out. Moreover, she is still sitting in the Fengluan Chun'en carriage. The emperor is reluctant to let her walk." .”

Meng Yuzhu threw her ice shoes eight feet away: "I had known that those hooves in Yongfu Palace were not fuel-efficient lamps. Even if I took all precautions, I failed to guard against it. That Shi Jing couldn't sleep with him, who knew that it would be easier for Du Jiyan?" , the witch is causing chaos in the country, and I don’t know what she did to the emperor last night.”

The palace maid whispered: "It is unknown whether it was Du Xiunv who was tortured by the emperor. The servant looked at Du Xiunv with no trace of makeup and she was very haggard. It seemed that she didn't sleep well last night. She must have been serving her all night."

Meng Yuzhu raised her hand and gave the palace lady a mouthful: "It seems that you can speak well, it seems that you have a good mouth."

The palace maid covered her face and retreated.

The car passed by the entrance of Jingren Palace, and the sound of the piano could be heard from inside. Wei Zhaoning was playing the piano in the wind, and Queen Wei Zhaonan was pruning her chrysanthemums.

Feng Luan Chun En's car is too much. The bells ring constantly, like two horns. This is really putting melon in your mouth.

The maid whispered to the queen: "It's Du Xiunu who has returned from bed. The emperor is considerate and rewarded her with a ride on the Feng Luan Spring Carriage."

The queen put down the scissors and held a large white chrysanthemum in her hands: "The emperor is so considerate. It seems that Du Xiunv has served her well. The emperor should reward her."

Wei Zhaoning silently put away the piano and came to the queen's side.

The queen thought she was going to cut her chrysanthemums, so she handed her a pair of scissors.

"Don't you, sister, have no sense of crisis at all?" Wei Zhaoning lamented. She was beautiful, of noble birth, and had the support of the Queen Mother. She had never had much interaction with other people in the palace. The only sister she has left is the Queen, but Wei Zhaoning really can't stand the Queen's unmotivated child. The Queen doesn't show any favor at all and is too cowardly.

Du Jiyan: Was the emperor satisfied last night?

Emperor: Stop talking and leave quickly.