Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

Chapter 9 Calabash Baby’s Grandpa
"You go back first, and I'll play a game with you later." Du Jiyan smiled.

"what game?"

"You'll know in a moment." Du Jiyan said mysteriously.

The moon has gone behind the wall of Yongfu Palace.

The moonlight is endless, the palace walls are deep, and the shadows of the pear trees sway gently on the palace walls with the cool breeze.

Du Jiyan watched Shi Jing enter Yongfu Hall, then went back and lifted up a floor tile where Shi Jing had been standing.

That floor tile is a little loose.

Reminding that Meng Yuzhu's maid Cashew had been moving around there, Du Jiyan looked under the floor tiles.

Under the floor tiles is a white cloth figure.

The name of the noble concubine Meng Yuzhu is written on the little figure.

Behind the villain is Meng Yuzhu's birth date.

There are two silver needles stuck in the villain's body.

It’s the art of being tired of winning.

Chen Guo was very taboo about this.

It turns out that the imperial concubine gave the jade bracelet to bury the villain.

After this villain was dug out, Du Jiyan was the only one in Yongfu Palace who had the motive to curse the imperial concubine.

It is a capital offense to practice the art of being tired of winning.

Meng Yuzhu actually wanted to use the art of hating victory to frame herself.

My dear concubine, you are already twenty and three years older than the emperor, yet you are still so childish.

Aunt Su has just returned from my life exhausted, and you still don’t have a long memory.

Seeing no one around, Du Jiyan secretly took the little man out from under the floor tiles, then went to the small kitchen of Yongfu Hall, and when the nun who was boiling water was not prepared, he stuffed the little man into the blazing stove.

Then, Du Jiyan summoned Xiaodian: "I want to exchange for a plush doll."

"Good host. Big Bear [-] has arrived... Ding... Spongebob has arrived... Peppa Pig and his family have arrived... Calabash Baby has arrived... Calabash Baby's grandpa has arrived... …Costs two points each.”

Du Jiyan bought twenty plush dolls and spent forty points.

After buying the doll, I just waited for Meng Yuzhu to come to my door.

Sure enough, two days later, the queen came, followed by Meng Yuzhu and other empresses from the East and West Palaces.

Along the way, Meng Yuzhu told the Queen that there were beautiful women in Yongfu Palace who practiced the art of losing their hearts, but the Queen did not believe it.The country of Chen is peaceful and peaceful, and the harem is harmonious. There is no need to win. This is the first time she has heard of it.

Meng Yuzhu then said: "The emperor has called some Taoists to come to the palace to make alchemy in the past few days. These alchemists know the magic of immortality. They saw black smoke rising from Yongfu Palace, and the black smoke went straight to Changle Palace. It must be the art of hating victory. I'm afraid it will Regarding my concubine, I have been suffering from a severe headache these past few days, and I would like to ask the Queen to seek justice."

"There's black smoke... I'm afraid it rained heavily in the past few days and the firewood won't be dry." The queen waved her handkerchief.

"The Emperor said... this matter must be investigated carefully." Meng Yuzhu held her head.

The people from Yongfu Hall quickly gathered together.

The empress ordered her maid Gui Yuan to lead the nuns to search the Yongfu Hall.

After half an hour, Gui Quan came out and shook his head.

"Oops." A nanny's feet went weak.

"What's wrong?" asked the queen.

Guiyuan knelt down, took out something from under the floor tiles and handed it to the Queen: "My Lady, there is a little person buried here."

Cashew smiled at Meng Yuzhu.

Meng Yuzhu squinted her eyes and pretended to have a splitting headache.

The villains have all been found, and Du's daughter will die if she doesn't behave.

The queen looked at the white cloth figure from side to side, and weighed it again: "What is this? It looks very unfamiliar."

Meng Yuzhu squinted her eyes and held her head: "This is for disgusting victory. It is to curse the concubine. This is a capital crime." "Why did the noble concubine say...this villain is cursing you?"

"The queen will understand if you look carefully at the words above."

The queen looked over and over again, but saw nothing.She had no choice but to let Guiyuan hand the villain to Meng Yuzhu at the door.

As soon as Meng Yuzhu received the villain, she almost fell down.

What kind of villain is this?

This is obviously an old man.

An old man with a beard.

He was wearing a white short shirt on his upper body, earth-colored trousers on his lower body, a pair of black cloth shoes, and a hoe on his shoulder.

What an ugly thing is this.

There is no birthday or horoscope on this old man's clothes.

"Perhaps this is some new victory-weary technique." Meng Yuzhu bit her back molars.

"Go back to your Majesty." Du Jiyan knelt down and said, "This little thing is not a trick to win."

"Then what is he?" The queen looked interested.

"This is Calabash's grandfather."

"Who is the gourd baby?"

Du Jiyan had no choice but to go to the room to take out the batch of stuffed animals he had bought, and took out the gourd doll and told the queen: "It is said that there are scorpion spirits and snake spirits in the Calabash Mountain, and a pangolin accidentally penetrated the cave. The two goblins escaped with their son, the little white snake spirit. From then on, the people suffered misfortunes and left their homes one by one. An old man rescued the pangolin. The pangolin told the old man that only by planting a vine and producing seven-color gourd dolls can the goblins be defeated. Grandpa planted a gourd, but was captured by a snake spirit. The gourd boys defeated the goblin and rescued grandpa. From then on, the common people lived a good life again."

"Folk stories are interesting. What's the name of this square-faced one?" The Queen pointed at SpongeBob.

"It's called Spongebob."

"SpongeBob SquarePants? Even though he has two legs, he doesn't look like us Chen people. He's from Fan Bang, right?"

"Ah... yes..."

"No wonder." The queen shook her head: "No wonder the emperor said that people from Fanbang are difficult to deal with. Look at his appearance, with buck teeth and protruding eyes. It makes people look scared."

Du Jiyan quickly put Spongebob away.

"Where is this pig? This pig is much pinker and tenderer than our pigs in Chen State." the queen asked.

"Back to the Queen, her name is Peppa Pig..."

"Empress!" Meng Yuzhu pulled the queen back in time.

She was obviously here to deal with the art of aversion to victory, but why did the Queen become so interested in the pile of stuffed toys?After a while, I picked four or five longans to hold, and it seemed that I wanted to take them back to Jingren Palace to enjoy them.

Queen, you are off topic.

It's no wonder that although the queen is the middle palace and the mother of a country, she is still under 20 years old. Her aunt is the queen mother and her auxiliary father is her father. She has never suffered any difficulties since she was a child, and her mind is simple.

In addition, in ancient times, women in the boudoir only worked as knitting queens. Chen Guo respected women as being virtuous. They had little time to read books and even less time to listen to stories. I must have never watched cartoons when I was a child.

"My dear concubine, these gadgets are so cute and tight. You can also pick two." The queen handed a snake spirit to Meng Yuzhu, and then handed her a pangolin.

"The queen must not forget business." Meng Yuzhu said with a gloomy face.

"What's the matter?" The Queen picked another Xiong Er.

"The alchemists said that someone in Yongfu Palace is practicing the art of hating victory."

"Didn't you also see that little man? He is Calabash Baby's grandfather. Maybe the alchemists misunderstood." The queen did not take the concubine's words to heart at all and only focused on making choices.

"Back to Queen, these gadgets were brought by Little Master Du for the ladies to kill time. This slave can testify." Aunt Zhao quickly knelt down.

"Yes, yes, we played for a long time last night. We also played hide and seek. I couldn't find Calabash Baby's grandfather. He was hiding under the floor tiles." Shi Jing went to look under other floor tiles. , and sure enough, Peppa Pig’s grandfather was found again.

"It seems that it is indeed a misunderstanding." The queen yawned: "The noble concubine was a little impatient this time, but she must not be like this next time. I go back and take a nap."

"Best farewell to the Queen, and best wishes to all the empresses."

(End of this chapter)