Don't help me, I can sit up by myself

When he first entered the palace, Shi Jing stabbed the sisters twice, and the emperor stabbed the sisters twice.

Nowadays, Shi Jing can attack the emperor for his sisters: "Gao Rang thinks that with my beauty, Shi Jing, I am not worthy of sleeping with him? My beauty is not worthy of the emperor?"

"Little Master Shi, please don't say anything to others. I'm afraid."

"Is it possible that the emperor thinks that I, Shi Jing, am not worthy of sleeping with you?"

"The Emperor"

"I heard that my father hasn't had a discount for more than half a month." Shi picked up a gem hairpin and inserted it in his head.

When history encounters a bad thing, [-]% of the time there is nothing good to say.

Who is Shi Jing threatening?

Gao Rang looked troubled: "Why did you pull Master Shi out? Don't embarrass us, Mr. Shi. The Emperor is still waiting. The three servants sent by the Queen Mother to record the files have gone over and are waiting."

"Otherwise, I will go for my sister." Tian Lingyue struggled to sit up.

"It's better for me to go." Du Jiyan regarded death as home.

There was a strong west wind all night.

The story of this night is not twists and turns.

The emperor and Du Jiyan drank osmanthus wine together and accidentally got drunk.

"Raise a glass to invite you to understand, and make three people to each other."

"If you come here in the evening, can you drink a cup of snow?"

"The two are facing each other, and the flowers are blooming, cup after cup. I am drunk and want to sleep, and I will go. Ming Dynasty intends to bring the piano."

"Generosity should be shown as generosity, and worries will be unforgettable. How to relieve worries? Only Du Kang." Du Jiyan drank another drink.

The emperor choked for a moment.

He had memorized a lot of Chen Guo's poems, but he had never heard of the poems Du Jiyan had memorized.

But Du Jiyan's poem was so well done that it didn't look like it was made up on the spot.

The emperor's damn desire to win came back again.

After all, he is a man, the emperor of the Chen Kingdom, and has been taught by several top scholars since he was a child. How could he lose? How could he lose?

"I want to continue writing poetry."

"I am sleepy."

"You want to run away after winning, don't you? Can't you afford to lose?"

Little emperor, don’t be ungrateful.Du Jiyan immediately sat back and poured out the drink: "You can also write poetry. What kind of poetry can you write? What are you betting on?"

"What are you betting on? Just bet on my gold-embroidered belt. I'm a man, so I'll leave it to you. You can tell me the topic."

Bet on the emperor's belt.

Ha, Du Jiyan thought to himself, Your Majesty, you should be glad that Chen Guoren people all wear robes. If they all wore trousers in modern times, you would definitely not be able to keep your belt. With your attitude of not admitting defeat, you can't do it no matter what. Make you lose your pants.

"Then let's write a poem about lychees. I'll come first. It's spring all year round at the foot of Luofu Mountain, and the oranges and bayberries are fresh every day. I eat three hundred lychees every day, and I will grow up to be a Lingnan native."

Du Jiyan drank his drink leisurely.

The emperor was taken aback.

Du Jiyan finished his glass of wine, while the emperor was still in a daze.

"Write a poem, Your Majesty."

"What is lychee?" The emperor looked suspicious. He had only seen this thing in books. It seemed to be round. He had never eaten it and didn't understand it. How could he compose poetry?There is no idea at all.

Du Jiyan: "I didn't expect that there is something that the emperor doesn't know about."

The Emperor: "This doesn't count. I don't even know about lychees, so I can't compose a poem."

Du Jiyan said: "Is the emperor unable to afford to lose?"

"how is this possible."

"Bring me the belt."

Like a little daughter-in-law, the emperor reluctantly took off his belt and pressed it on the table: "You can't win with force."

"The world is so big and boundless. It doesn't matter if the emperor doesn't know something. But if you don't know it today, you will know it tomorrow. That's it. I just knew it more than ten years before the emperor. There is no need for the emperor to be discouraged."

The truth is right.

Du Jiyan can summon Li Bai and Du Fu in the system, and the emperor Bai Juyi is no match at all. Even if he talks about poetry until dawn, Du Jiyan is not afraid at all. If sleeping in bed is about poetry, Du Jiyan will not be modest. You can say that you can make the emperor foam at the mouth.

The slave who recorded the file knelt until midnight, not knowing how to write down this file.

This night's bedtime was particularly elegant.

Still Gao Rang's wisdom: "Tonight, the emperor and Du promised to drink and write poems. They were very happy. The emperor and the harem are in harmony and happy. Why can't they keep records? The emperor and Du promised to be so talented in literature."

The mother-in-law understood and said hurriedly: "What Eunuch Gao said is that the emperor and the harem are harmonious and happy. The queen mother will be happy after hearing this. The emperor has worked too hard in the past few days and needs to rest properly. The dragon body is precious, Du agreed. If I damage the emperor's body, I won't be able to explain to the queen mother. After all, the harem does not allow concubines to be used as wooden stakes, nor is it allowed to be witches and compose poems. That's fine."

That's exactly what it means.

Sure enough, the eunuch who recorded the file recorded: "In the ninth month of the Chen Kingdom, the emperor summoned Du Yongxing to attend his bed. The two of them drank wine and composed poems in the Palace of Taihe. They composed 22 poems in total. The emperor was really a literary star and came to earth. Du Yingxing also performed well and won the victory in one fell swoop. The emperor's belt."

It's rare to find such a fresh and elegant bed room.

The Queen Mother liked it very much after reading the record, and immediately issued an edict. She only said that Du would always be here, and she also rewarded him with 200 taels of silver and six gold ingots.

Gold and silver are the second best. If you are granted the title of Du Chang Zai, your level will be upgraded again.

The promised position, monthly salary and daily things are already very abundant. With the title of permanent, the monthly salary becomes ten taels of silver, and the daily things are even more excessive.

Those who agree to the position can get one duck, one chicken, and one pound of lean meat every day. Chang can get one more duck, one chicken, three pounds of lean meat every day, and some seafood. , such as half a pound of red devil shrimp, one pound of conch meat, and one salmon.

It is promised that you can get ten pieces of yellow wax, eight pieces of white wax, and twenty pieces of mutton wax every day.If you are always in position, your points will be doubled.In other words, Chang's palace is brighter than promised.

I promise that by the end of the year, I can get one piece of mink fur, one piece of python satin, two pieces of makeup satin, two pieces of cloud satin, four pieces of palace silk, Chang Zai can get one piece of mink fur, one piece of fox fur, and some other silks. In total, it was more than double what was promised.

In winter, I promise that I can divide two baskets of red charcoal and one basket of silver charcoal every month. I can divide it into three baskets of red charcoal and one basket of silver charcoal every month. In addition, I can choose daily incense according to my own preferences, such as the avocado account. You can get one or two of Chinese incense, sandalwood, agarwood, etc.

There are more eunuchs and maids than promised. One more eunuch and one more maid.There is also a nun in charge of the courtyard who is waiting on her.

Anyway, in the harem, the emperor is a rare thing, and you may not always see it everywhere, but after being granted a position, the benefits are really in your hands, and you will receive them every day of the month.

Compared with the concubines who stayed in the palace all year round, Du Jiyan, who had never given birth to any children, rose through the ranks a bit quickly.

Among the new ladies who entered the palace, only Wei Zhaoning could easily become a noble by virtue of her family background. None of the others who had climbed up the ranks honestly were not as lucky as her.

Changle Palace.

Meng Yuzhu was rolling the moon wheel on her face. The moon was cool and she frowned as she rolled it.

The palace maid brought the medicine she drank. This was a new prescription obtained outside the palace. She said that after drinking it, it would be very easy to conceive.

For this reason, Meng Yuzhu gritted her teeth and drank the medicine no matter how bitter it was.Before I drank the medicine for the day, the palace maid came to report.

It is true that the movement of Fengluan Chunen's car is a bit loud.

"Last night, it was Du from Yongfu Palace who promised to stay with her. No, I heard that the Queen Mother had issued an edict and promoted her to Du Changzai."

It was easy to get promoted again.

Meng Yuzhu's face became even worse.

"How come she was so charming to the emperor last night?"

"I heard that Du Changzai does not have a charming emperor."

"That's nonsense. How can she stay here without the humiliating Emperor?"

"I heard from people in the palace that Du Changzai was drinking with the emperor and composing poems. Du Changzai was full of talent. Even the Queen Mother praised the poems he wrote. These poems have been recorded by eunuchs and cannot be faked." The palace maid continued. Said with gestures.

Meng Yuzhu is about to become depressed.

Everyone used to say that she was charming and charming to the emperor. With her excellent dancing skills, the emperor indeed once lingered over her.She and the emperor often drank, went boating, and sang to each other while drinking. At that time, all the singers in Nanfu would follow suit.

Since these beautiful ladies entered the palace, the emperor's hobbies have also changed.Nowadays, when you go to the bedchamber, all the charming people have to step aside and you have to learn scientific and cultural knowledge with the emperor?Do you also need to know poetry and songs?
This is not a good thing for Meng Yuzhu.

After all, she came from a humble background, and she was not proficient in poetry and poetry. When the ladies broke the emperor into such a mess, she felt insecure: "What poems did the emperor say to her?"

"My servant inquired and found out what the emperor said about drinking one cup after another. What was Du Chang talking about? How can we relieve our worries? Only Du Kang."

"Who is Du Kang? Du Jiyan's cousin?"

"The slaves don't know either."

"The name sounds like a man. Du Jiyan is so bold. He dares to mention other men's names in front of the emperor. The emperor actually indulges her. The emperor has really changed. He has become unprincipled. He is seduced by these little hooves all the time. broken."

"Who says it's not the case? She hasn't had any heirs yet, and she has been promoted to two levels." The palace maid picked up the boiled medicine, stirred it with a spoon and fed it to Meng Yuzhu. Meng Yuzhu could still drink it, but now the emperor has no Fortunately, she was able to give birth to an heir just by drinking medicine, and she was freed from ghosts.

"My servant also heard that Du Chang won the emperor's belt from her."

"what?"

"The Emperor has no rivalry with Shi, Du Changzai, and lost his belt to her."

"The emperor is the most talented in the world, how could he lose to her, the daughter of a fifth-rank official? Why did she lose the belt? It was obviously her who took off the emperor's belt. Being so shameless, staying here will only be a disaster." Meng Yuzhu With a sullen face, he called the palace maid to come closer and secretly whispered a few words to her.

On the eaves of Changle Palace, several blackbirds were parked.

The black bird flapped its wings and suddenly flew away.

The palace maid frowned: "Is your Majesty telling her to take action quickly? Now that Du Changzai is so proud, is it okay to take action against her? Will the Emperor investigate?"

"How can we investigate something that is unknowable? Even if she is discovered, it is just because she has no ability. I don't have the guts to confess to Changle Palace."

The palace maid received Meng Yuzhu's instructions and secretly went to deliver the message.

Yongfu Hall.

Feng Luan Chun En's car stopped.

Ring jingle.

The Ministry of Internal Affairs sent gold and silver jewelry, clothes and fabrics early, as well as two baskets of seasonal fruits, four jars of fruit wine, and eight plates of cakes. Although it has not yet snowed, the Ministry of Internal Affairs has been thoughtful and has already sent them. The Ministry of Internal Affairs sent two baskets of the first batch of red radish charcoal.

These things are far more than what the emperor gave.

In the harem of past dynasties, the servants who were favored by the emperor were more attentive.

Du Jiyan was also worried that Shi Jing would be disappointed because of his presence in bed, but Shi Jing was very tolerant.

"If you don't have to sleep with someone else, it's better for you to sleep with me. Besides, I fought to go to bed with you because it was for my father's sake. I heard that my father was among the best in everything he did when he was young. I She is his only daughter, so he also hopes that I will be among the best, and I can't lose his face. After entering the palace, he hopes that I can go to bed early, but the emperor doesn't want my father to have no choice. If he can't go to bed, he can't go to bed. Go to bed, it’s no big deal, you won’t die if you leave your man, when are you going to have sex?”

"Cuddle seats?"

"You have been promoted to another level, and now Du Chang is here. It's time for us at Yongfu Palace to celebrate and prepare a table."

Yes.

There should be a sense of ritual in everything.

The small kitchen of Yongfu Palace quickly became busy.

Together with the newly brought drinks and snacks from the Ministry of Internal Affairs, a large table was filled to the brim.

The beautiful ladies sat down happily, except for Tian Lingyue.

After a while, Tian Lingyue walked out of the small kitchen of Yongfu Hall, holding a pot of tomato beef soup in her hand.

"You're sick, why are you doing this?" Shi Jing hurriedly took the tomato beef soup.

Tian Lingyue wiped the sweat from her forehead and said with force: "Sister Du's promotion to Du Changzai is a great event for Yongfu Palace. How can I still lie down? Isn't it because there are no rules? This tomato beef soup is mine The best soup looks red and bright, I made it specially, so I can congratulate my sister."

"We are all sisters, no need to be polite." Du Jiyan asked Tian Lingyue to sit down.

The aroma of roasted flower duck, roasted deer tendon, braised shark's fin, poached tenderloin, pot-wrapped sea cucumber, fish meatballs, braised silver thread, fried hydrangea, crab meat soup, tomato beef soup, flower-shaped longan, and two-color water chestnut cake fills the room. vitality.

It goes well with the fruit wine sent by the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

"Sister Du is on the rise now. Don't forget that our sister is our sister in the future. Please take care of me, Sister Du."

"Please take care of me, Sister Du."

Only Tian Lingyue was stunned.

Shi Jing waved his hand in front of her, and Tian Lingyue awkwardly picked up the wine glass and stood up: "Please take care of me, sister Shi. Please take care of me, sister Du."

"Sister Tian, ​​are you feeling unwell? Do you want to go back and lie down?"

Tian Lingyue forced a smile: "I'm fine, I'm not so delicate. I drank all the medicine from the imperial doctor on time. Plus the bowl I drank when I woke up in the morning, I'm already feeling much better. I'm worried about you. My sister is very worried. Sorry."

Everyone drank another glass of wine.

Soon, the jar of fruit wine bottomed out.

The nuns were about to pour wine, but Tian Lingyue got ahead of them: "Sisters haven't had enough fun yet, I'm going to warm the wine."

"You are weak, so let grandma go." Shi Jing stopped him.

Tian Lingyue's eyes suddenly turned red: "I did this when I was in the palace. When I entered the palace, my sisters took care of me. I just wanted to warm my sisters a glass of wine. Do you still want to be polite?"

Shi Jing had no choice but to sit back.

Soon, Tian Lingyue entered the side room, warmed the wine and brought it out. First she poured a glass for Du Jiyan, then a glass for Shi Jing, and then she poured a glass for herself and held it in her hand: "Thank you very much. Sister, take care of me, I will do it first out of respect."

Tian Lingyue drank it all in one gulp.

The fruit wine is really fragrant, and the light yellow wine seems to be sprinkled with a layer of gold foil.As soon as Du Jiyan picked up the wine glass, a skull floated on it, and the system screen lit up: "Poisonous."

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