shock!Immortal Lord, he became the pet of the little witch in the devil world
Chapter 124 The knowledge of swearing
Chapter 124 The knowledge of swearing
"Ah! I want to curse!" You Huang looked up to the sky and roared.
"You can't be reasonable, so you just want to be rude?" the skeleton general said with a smile.
"Don't worry, no one will scold you if I scold you." You Huang raised his eyes.
"Why?" The skeleton general was a little curious. This girl is so unscrupulous, doesn't she dare to scold me?
"I want to scold people, but you are not a human being! Pockmarks are not called pockmarks - you are cheating people! Paper coffins - you are cheating people! You moldy peanuts - you are not a good person (ren)! Bamboo growing at the door - you are damaging your home Already!..."
Youhuang was furious and couldn't do anything to the skeleton general, so he could only spit out curse words.
"Whoosh!" A golden light flew into the formation!
Haichang was so angry that he stamped his feet again!
Once again a late response!
A long golden arrow hung in front of You Huang, just a hair away from the tip of her nose!
"This sun-shooting arrow is given to you. If you dare to say more, I will give you another one, but next time it will be aimed at your mouth." The skeleton general said.
Another magic weapon!Still a mid-level magic weapon!
Team Chanan’s eyes widened!
"No thanks!" You Huang raised her hand to pick up the golden arrow, but unexpectedly it dropped suddenly in her hand, almost knocking her down!
This arrow weighs more than a thousand pounds!
The dense fog that trapped people dissipated, and dozens of skeletons were parked in the air, all of them archers.
The leading generals wear handsome helmets, and the quivers behind their backs are colorful, with silver arrows, red arrows, green arrows, black arrows, and purple arrows, all different.
"Girl, come back tomorrow."
"It's a nice idea, but I don't want to suffer anymore." You Huang firmly refused, "But I can help you promote it. What do you call me?"
"Others call me the Arrow God."
"Chanan, I'll leave this matter to you. Please do it for the bitch... Oh no, let the Arrow God spread the word. Don't just let us suffer, let others have a taste of it." Youhuang sincerely solicited "business for the skeleton general" ".
"That's for sure!" Chanan is also a warm-hearted person who loves to help others, and it is inevitable that people will come to this trapped formation in the future.
"Arrow God, let me give you a suggestion," You Huang pointed out, "You can cheat people, but you can't cheat them as soon as they come up. Look at how powerful our team is. After passing the first level, we don't want to think about the second level. .You should ensure that everyone can pass the first level, so that at least someone will want to come a second time.”
"It makes sense." The Arrow God nodded, and he really listened. "This is what we will do from now on. If the challenger is too useless, I will put some water in and let them take away the treasure."
He took out a wooden box and placed it on the ground, then activated the trap formation and hid his figure with his subordinates.
Chanan waved his hand, released his magic power to block the sound, and then asked Youhuang eagerly: "Miss Zhang, why are you so rude to those skeletons and always scolding them, but they give you treasures instead? They are all magic weapons and magic weapons. !”
"Yeah, why? I can't even figure it out why!" Ruan Fan also scratched his head and wanted to know.
Other team members also echoed.
"Secret!" You Huang raised her index finger, "I can only tell one person, who of you will listen?" Everyone was stunned, and then Xiao Qiang said: "Then captain, listen." He turned around and left.
"Captain, listen." Others had no choice but to walk away.
"It's a joke, you all should come back." You Huang said with a smile.
"I know Miss Zhang likes to play tricks!" Ruan Fan jumped back.
"You must see through people's hearts. These skeletons fight monks and then give away treasures. I don't know why they do this, but I can see a little bit," You Huang explained, "Skeletons fight very seriously and will not let go easily. , but their mentality is like having fun. If you let them have fun, they may give you treasures. Even if you chat with them and make them happy, you may get treasures."
"Really?" Ruan Fan couldn't believe it!
"These skeletons were in the army when they were alive. Most of the soldiers were very rude. Even close comrades-in-arms would curse each other. The better the friendship, the worse the curses." You Huang was in contact with the Guards every day in the Demon Palace. Although his memory Lost, but some fragmentary impressions remain.
"At first I scolded these skeletons because I was really angry after being beaten so badly by them, but I found that they were not angry after being scolded. Some skeletons even laughed and quarreled with me. Later, I scolded them to make them happy. They gave me treasures." You Huang revealed this incredible secret.
"How is that possible! I can understand why you don't get angry when you are scolded. As you said, you are used to scolding comrades among themselves. But you can still be happy when being scolded by a stranger. These skeletons are so mean. "?" Ruan Fan still couldn't understand.
"Why don't I call you stupid? There is knowledge in swearing." When Youhuang mentioned this key point, everyone's ears stood up, for fear of missing a word. "When you start scolding someone, you must make it clear that I have been cheated, I have suffered a loss, and I can't help but curse people! The harder you scold, the more the skeletons will feel that they have done a good job and it is very enjoyable, and they will not be angry. And if you scold some tricks, they like to hear it even more, thinking that they have learned a trick and can use it to scold their comrades. To this extent, the skeletons will think that you are the same kind of person as them, and they can't help but feel close to you. It feels like sometimes I can’t help but give you treasures.”
"Wonderful! Miss Zhang is so amazing!" Chanan praised, "If anyone can become your Taoist companion, that would be such a blessing!"
Poisonous Immortal also admired You Huang so much that he felt that he had followed the right person.
Haichang smiled slightly, he knew You Huang's ability to curse.
"But let me remind everyone, if you find that the skeleton is unhappy when you scold him, then don't scold him again. After all, everyone has different personalities. For example, I just can't stand others scolding me."
"Don't worry, Miss Zhang. If anyone dares to scold you, I will kill him!" Ruan Fan flattered him.
When You Huang was imparting his experience, the wooden box was like a piece of meat attracting flies, attracting a group of monks. One of them opened the box, and then they disappeared from the front of You Huang and others.
"Let's find a place to take a rest." Chanan suggested. After everyone fought hard, their injuries were not fully healed and they were also very tired mentally.
No one had any objections. You Huang followed the direction of the next medicinal ingredient and took everyone away, planning to rest a hundred miles away.
Suddenly, a cylindrical golden light shot down from the nearby sky, reaching straight to the ground!And this kind of light is not just one, it is thousands of miles away, in every direction!
"What is this? Let's go and have a look!" You Huang immediately changed direction and flew towards the nearest beam of light!
Other monks also rushed over!
By the time Youhuang and the others arrived, more than 300 people had gathered beside the beam of light, which was as thick as five people's arms.
(End of this chapter)
"Ah! I want to curse!" You Huang looked up to the sky and roared.
"You can't be reasonable, so you just want to be rude?" the skeleton general said with a smile.
"Don't worry, no one will scold you if I scold you." You Huang raised his eyes.
"Why?" The skeleton general was a little curious. This girl is so unscrupulous, doesn't she dare to scold me?
"I want to scold people, but you are not a human being! Pockmarks are not called pockmarks - you are cheating people! Paper coffins - you are cheating people! You moldy peanuts - you are not a good person (ren)! Bamboo growing at the door - you are damaging your home Already!..."
Youhuang was furious and couldn't do anything to the skeleton general, so he could only spit out curse words.
"Whoosh!" A golden light flew into the formation!
Haichang was so angry that he stamped his feet again!
Once again a late response!
A long golden arrow hung in front of You Huang, just a hair away from the tip of her nose!
"This sun-shooting arrow is given to you. If you dare to say more, I will give you another one, but next time it will be aimed at your mouth." The skeleton general said.
Another magic weapon!Still a mid-level magic weapon!
Team Chanan’s eyes widened!
"No thanks!" You Huang raised her hand to pick up the golden arrow, but unexpectedly it dropped suddenly in her hand, almost knocking her down!
This arrow weighs more than a thousand pounds!
The dense fog that trapped people dissipated, and dozens of skeletons were parked in the air, all of them archers.
The leading generals wear handsome helmets, and the quivers behind their backs are colorful, with silver arrows, red arrows, green arrows, black arrows, and purple arrows, all different.
"Girl, come back tomorrow."
"It's a nice idea, but I don't want to suffer anymore." You Huang firmly refused, "But I can help you promote it. What do you call me?"
"Others call me the Arrow God."
"Chanan, I'll leave this matter to you. Please do it for the bitch... Oh no, let the Arrow God spread the word. Don't just let us suffer, let others have a taste of it." Youhuang sincerely solicited "business for the skeleton general" ".
"That's for sure!" Chanan is also a warm-hearted person who loves to help others, and it is inevitable that people will come to this trapped formation in the future.
"Arrow God, let me give you a suggestion," You Huang pointed out, "You can cheat people, but you can't cheat them as soon as they come up. Look at how powerful our team is. After passing the first level, we don't want to think about the second level. .You should ensure that everyone can pass the first level, so that at least someone will want to come a second time.”
"It makes sense." The Arrow God nodded, and he really listened. "This is what we will do from now on. If the challenger is too useless, I will put some water in and let them take away the treasure."
He took out a wooden box and placed it on the ground, then activated the trap formation and hid his figure with his subordinates.
Chanan waved his hand, released his magic power to block the sound, and then asked Youhuang eagerly: "Miss Zhang, why are you so rude to those skeletons and always scolding them, but they give you treasures instead? They are all magic weapons and magic weapons. !”
"Yeah, why? I can't even figure it out why!" Ruan Fan also scratched his head and wanted to know.
Other team members also echoed.
"Secret!" You Huang raised her index finger, "I can only tell one person, who of you will listen?" Everyone was stunned, and then Xiao Qiang said: "Then captain, listen." He turned around and left.
"Captain, listen." Others had no choice but to walk away.
"It's a joke, you all should come back." You Huang said with a smile.
"I know Miss Zhang likes to play tricks!" Ruan Fan jumped back.
"You must see through people's hearts. These skeletons fight monks and then give away treasures. I don't know why they do this, but I can see a little bit," You Huang explained, "Skeletons fight very seriously and will not let go easily. , but their mentality is like having fun. If you let them have fun, they may give you treasures. Even if you chat with them and make them happy, you may get treasures."
"Really?" Ruan Fan couldn't believe it!
"These skeletons were in the army when they were alive. Most of the soldiers were very rude. Even close comrades-in-arms would curse each other. The better the friendship, the worse the curses." You Huang was in contact with the Guards every day in the Demon Palace. Although his memory Lost, but some fragmentary impressions remain.
"At first I scolded these skeletons because I was really angry after being beaten so badly by them, but I found that they were not angry after being scolded. Some skeletons even laughed and quarreled with me. Later, I scolded them to make them happy. They gave me treasures." You Huang revealed this incredible secret.
"How is that possible! I can understand why you don't get angry when you are scolded. As you said, you are used to scolding comrades among themselves. But you can still be happy when being scolded by a stranger. These skeletons are so mean. "?" Ruan Fan still couldn't understand.
"Why don't I call you stupid? There is knowledge in swearing." When Youhuang mentioned this key point, everyone's ears stood up, for fear of missing a word. "When you start scolding someone, you must make it clear that I have been cheated, I have suffered a loss, and I can't help but curse people! The harder you scold, the more the skeletons will feel that they have done a good job and it is very enjoyable, and they will not be angry. And if you scold some tricks, they like to hear it even more, thinking that they have learned a trick and can use it to scold their comrades. To this extent, the skeletons will think that you are the same kind of person as them, and they can't help but feel close to you. It feels like sometimes I can’t help but give you treasures.”
"Wonderful! Miss Zhang is so amazing!" Chanan praised, "If anyone can become your Taoist companion, that would be such a blessing!"
Poisonous Immortal also admired You Huang so much that he felt that he had followed the right person.
Haichang smiled slightly, he knew You Huang's ability to curse.
"But let me remind everyone, if you find that the skeleton is unhappy when you scold him, then don't scold him again. After all, everyone has different personalities. For example, I just can't stand others scolding me."
"Don't worry, Miss Zhang. If anyone dares to scold you, I will kill him!" Ruan Fan flattered him.
When You Huang was imparting his experience, the wooden box was like a piece of meat attracting flies, attracting a group of monks. One of them opened the box, and then they disappeared from the front of You Huang and others.
"Let's find a place to take a rest." Chanan suggested. After everyone fought hard, their injuries were not fully healed and they were also very tired mentally.
No one had any objections. You Huang followed the direction of the next medicinal ingredient and took everyone away, planning to rest a hundred miles away.
Suddenly, a cylindrical golden light shot down from the nearby sky, reaching straight to the ground!And this kind of light is not just one, it is thousands of miles away, in every direction!
"What is this? Let's go and have a look!" You Huang immediately changed direction and flew towards the nearest beam of light!
Other monks also rushed over!
By the time Youhuang and the others arrived, more than 300 people had gathered beside the beam of light, which was as thick as five people's arms.
(End of this chapter)
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